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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 20:03 UTC

On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:16:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c95d170c-78dc-46b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<70871107-f8d2-48e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:55:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I didn't warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then "don't say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I did warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites there are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is because that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the word treat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something usually a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a person .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than then looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look up polysemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where it's our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to doze off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan trees, and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to get rid of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie ! Just like the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man if they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them you can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which gives the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > result
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very much believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing w/o the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > > > > > > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said "OK honey
> > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > > > > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was famous for
> > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > > > > > > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were younger!!!
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> > > > > > x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic material was
> > > > > > obtained from there.
> > > > > You should have stuck with Mad as it would have made a new man of you.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Oh I read Mad, just look at the way I turned out.
> > > >
> > > > I was just looking at one of their old satirical pieces it was about
> > > > backdrops you could have for video phone calls like if someone was in a bar
> > > > they could have a backdrop showing it was their office when he called his
> > > > wife that one was called fool your wife another really good one called
> > > > "fool
> > > > yourself" was where a man calls his friend and tells him they're not
> > > > having a
> > > > bridge party that night because of the painters and the backdrop shows a
> > > > bridge game in progress.
> > > Or the woman who would not answer the phone unless she made sure her makeup
> > > was correct.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > You're absolutely right Like the guy that receives a video phone call and he
> > had just shaved and he has 10 bloody patches of toilet paper on his face.
> WHich was very difficult since he was using an electric razor.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Gillette or one of those companies used to have a razor they called The Spoiler. Artie Johnson from Laugh-In , they had them fixed up with 10 bloody patches of toilet paper on his face , he held up the razor to the camera saying "now they call this little beauty The Spoiler."

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