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Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?

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Subject: Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 26 Jun 2022 22:20 UTC

On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b3a29736-4dff-4da9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:05:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4bd5d7a6-a254-4ff7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:42:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<fbc91f23-b8b8-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:47:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant testicles?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for their maw to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes like:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > > > > > > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > > > > > > > > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Which is pretty doggone fast.
> > > > > > > You are proton me on
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I would never proton you on. I don't have a quark in my personality to do
> > > > > > that . say , did you know there is a neuTron movie ? and that Qantas
> > > > > > airline
> > > > > > has new low fares? and then when there's a new electron we sure hope
> > > > > > Trump
> > > > > > doesn't get back in orifice.
> > > > > That depends on the orifice he ends up in.
> > > > > Thou he could make himself useful blowing up bal;oons
> > > > > at the big Hot Air Balloon meet at Albuquerque, NM
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I went to one of those ; my wife being very adventurous stayed in the hotel
> > > > room . at least I walked out around the city and found where they were
> > > > inflating one of them right within the city.
> > > Well, being full of hot air dies not mean you cannot rise to the challenge
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > One day my brother got a dry cleaning bag and filled it full of natural gas ,
> > let it go and it was miles away and the sun was a glinting off it, he was
> > tracking it with his telescope . Fun things to know and tell.
> A politician that can pass from both ends ---- most efficient use of
> resources
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

And of course according to Isaac Newton since he or she is passing gas from both ends the action-reaction cancels out and they go nowhere

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