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 by: Mike - Tue, 28 Jun 2022 17:00 UTC

On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3b705ef3-7c0b-46c3-aa1e-4d1aacea328an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:09:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<bfaf367a-bed2-4429...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:16:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3210336d-91ec-4cb3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:40:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4f608e79-a0d3-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:40:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7b94e80e-7295-4fe0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:16:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c95d170c-78dc-46b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70871107-f8d2-48e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:55:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c43e5571-8236-45e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9ee2e9c2-8e62-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:39:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<87cf2712-fa70-4339...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:34:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<77eeea55-6c85-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nOn Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:55:23 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9afbb7ce-06ad-4e8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:27:31 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b045c7d3-c4f7-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:21:38 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<185879cb-4100-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:37:11 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2f52ae6a-213b-4f9e...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:53:56 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<144fcb35-5abc-4d5b...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:18:51 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a67b6578-1f72-4024...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually the boomerang did leave a line on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stitches
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her right and her dad said "don't say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because he didn’t
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But if you remove the double negative then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you "
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > collapses into a simpler statement "say that I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > warn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The rock opera Tommy is one of my favorites
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lines
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that go:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We forsake you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna rape you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > let's forget you, better still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the reason I identify with those lines is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exactly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treats me.’m
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So how they treat you is no treat.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there you go pulling polysemy on me , as in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > treat
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mean
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you treat somebody , it can also mean something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > usually a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > food
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > used for training or is just very desirous to a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > realized
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there is a word out there somewhere that covered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > word which has more than one meaning and I looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked and looked and then look some more than
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > found it - it's polysomy . although if you look
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > polysemy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wikipedia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you'll find that there's all kinds of little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > different
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little subtle nuances and it just gets to where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > modern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > age
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't handle it anymore.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ---Sorry, that reply caused me to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doze
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We had some brush here to clear under our pecan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trees,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ran a bulldozer service so we retained you and to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you had to doze off.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who did you mistake me for ??? The Fuller Brush
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Man???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My aunt was actually a Fuller Brush man. No lie !
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Culligan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . I suppose ladies call themselves The Culligan Man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > work
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Woman !!! So water you going to do about them???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well there's a saying "women - you can't live with them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > live
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without them " so that's logically a tautology which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gives
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > result
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can't live with women which after my divorce I very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But after the divorce came the alimony (aka: The billing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > w/o
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cooing)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After the divorce came both the alimony and the acrimony.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But I thought the acrimony came before and during first
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She watched a lot of forensic files ; one evening she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "OK
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an antinomy sandwich for you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone?? Wasn’t that the daughter of of Oedipus who was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > famous
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much he loved his mother??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWGCjOH-YE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Antigone Antimony Anfibony.......AAAAHHHHAAAUGGGGHHH
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you read AAAAHHHHAAAuGGGGHHH-sy Magazin e when you were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > younger!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No , I really liked the National Lampoon, it was like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > x-rated MAD magazine , really funny stuff , all my comedic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > material
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > obtained from there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should have stuck with Mad as it would have made a new man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh I read Mad, just look at the way I turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I was just looking at one of their old satirical pieces it was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > backdrops you could have for video phone calls like if someone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they could have a backdrop showing it was their office when he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wife that one was called fool your wife another really good one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "fool
> > > > > > > > > > > > > yourself" was where a man calls his friend and tells him they're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bridge party that night because of the painters and the backdrop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > shows
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bridge game in progress.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Or the woman who would not answer the phone unless she made sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > makeup
> > > > > > > > > > > > was correct.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > You're absolutely right Like the guy that receives a video phone
> > > > > > > > > > > call
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > had just shaved and he has 10 bloody patches of toilet paper on his
> > > > > > > > > > > face.
> > > > > > > > > > WHich was very difficult since he was using an electric razor.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Gillette or one of those companies used to have a razor they called
> > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > Spoiler. Artie Johnson from Laugh-In , they had them fixed up with 10
> > > > > > > > > bloody
> > > > > > > > > patches of toilet paper on his face , he held up the razor to the
> > > > > > > > > camera
> > > > > > > > > saying "now they call this little beauty The Spoiler.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Thats an oldie goldie Hawn-ting you
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Laugh-In was so wonderful . they had this trap door they could operate
> > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > lever and one sketch was they were on a jet liner and Dan Rowen and
> > > > > > > Dick
> > > > > > > Martin were the pilots. Artie Johnson comes along ,points a gun at them
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > says "I want to go to Cuba " . they pull the lever and release the trap
> > > > > > > door
> > > > > > > and Artie falls through. Dick Martin leans over the gaping hole and
> > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > "Gee, I hope that's Cuba down there.” nd Artie was heard to say on
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > way down “I hope I land safely"
> > > > > > A
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm sure he'll be fine since , like in the movies , he's bound to land
> > > > > on a
> > > > > haystack.
> > > > But not the one you hid the pitchfork in
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No, actually I took that pitchfork and gave it to that fellow who painted
> > > the
> > > American Gothic painting:
> > You wood think of that way out of the blame
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I actually have a pitchfork here on the ranch use it to turn over stuff as
> it's burning in the burning pile but the way I remember a pitchfork mostly is
> there a certain episode of the real McCoys or some shit like that Luke or
> someone like ran a pitchfork into some guy and killed him and that was
> terrible

For some people, thats the only way to be sure they get the point.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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