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Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?

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 by: Mike - Wed, 29 Jun 2022 20:07 UTC

On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15-8ee2-9fbb98e63e23n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:10:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<827a0920-91b8-42e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:13:12 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8257eb7d-03ce-4aa9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:04:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<6c460410-4ead-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:25:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<19bbd5ff-3aad-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:32:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<6c55914c-3c88-4cf8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:49:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b3a29736-4dff-4da9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:05:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4bd5d7a6-a254-4ff7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:42:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fbc91f23-b8b8-43bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:47:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<447150f9-c83f-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:49:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a5ccfc6-c768-43ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 12:17:34 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ea323649-8511-49df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 24, 2022 at 6:00:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c518a80-f52c-4a91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:48:10 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4765884c-138b-4792...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He said tongue in ----- cheek???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, he had tongue in lips.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What do you call someone that eats elephant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > testicles?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Big mouth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Any elephant seeing him approaching would crash for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > protect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My favorite old shows are Maw and Pa Kettle.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They drank a lot of tea.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Now you are just getting maw-dilin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One of my favorite songs is "Surfer Bird" and it goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maw maw maw maw maw maw maw
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or maybe it's more like MAU?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But don;t you like the music of Yo-Yo Maw???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did he have a brother who didn't do "walk the dog?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is not the type of spin I expected on this topic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So what did you expect, like the spin on electron?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Which is pretty doggone fast.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are proton me on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would never proton you on. I don't have a quark in my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > personality
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that . say , did you know there is a neuTron movie ? and that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Qantas
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > airline
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > has new low fares? and then when there's a new electron we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sure
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Trump
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > doesn't get back in orifice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That depends on the orifice he ends up in.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thou he could make himself useful blowing up bal;oons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at the big Hot Air Balloon meet at Albuquerque, NM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I went to one of those ; my wife being very adventurous stayed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hotel
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room . at least I walked out around the city and found where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inflating one of them right within the city.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, being full of hot air dies not mean you cannot rise to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > challenge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > One day my brother got a dry cleaning bag and filled it full of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > natural
> > > > > > > > > > > > > gas ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > let it go and it was miles away and the sun was a glinting off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tracking it with his telescope . Fun things to know and tell.
> > > > > > > > > > > > A politician that can pass from both ends ---- most efficient use
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > resources
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > And of course according to Isaac Newton since he or she is passing
> > > > > > > > > > > gas
> > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > both ends the action-reaction cancels out and they go nowhere
> > > > > > > > > > And accomplish nothing useful
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > If you go to the dictionary and look up "politician" it has that
> > > > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > > > "one who accomplishes nothing" and they have photographs of every
> > > > > > > > > politician
> > > > > > > > > in history there.
> > > > > > > > Must be a really thick book (sorry trees) if it goes all the way back
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > Ug
> > > > > > > > the caveman
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > It's really thick because it has write ups on all the sex with children
> > > > > > > reports.
> > > > > > Now you are bairn their dirty linen
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Since these are politicians they not only have sex with these children
> > > > > but
> > > > > actually murder them , and then bairn them out in their backyard.
> > > > But that would eliminate them from the cemetery vote roles////
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well you know when you have dead people vote for you , you need to have
> > > some
> > > appetizers available like nice warm roles.
> > But the only source of fresh unused brains that I can think of are
> > politicians
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No, there is a source of fresh unused brains , it's called the population of
> the Earth, who apparently are going to let Putin extinct us. But the galaxy
> won't mind , we're an insignificant nothing compared to it , why it would be
> like a city of 1 million people losing one homeless inhabitant. Good riddance.

They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of intelligent life on
this planet.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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By: JAB on Fri, 18 Mar 2022

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