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 by: Mike - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 05:00 UTC

On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1e052af2-ec04-4ed3-b06d-a84362734db8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 10:12:30 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:21:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8340fd62-3bdf-4bfc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<843624f3-9773-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:09:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b224177d-c9bb-47d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:07:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<3c77f04f-2c62-4005...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > pOn Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:18:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d35b1878-a4de-4899...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:17:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<90cb185d-2a7d-42cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:05:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2261f3d4-2562-4aab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I really object to businesses grabbing up common names for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stupid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business products, we have things like Infiniti for a car,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Babble
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > language learning software (which I really like, naming it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Babble"),
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Little Johnny is taken out on a field trip and teacher says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fluffy looking cottony thing up in the sky there?" and Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know " and teacher says "Well, that's a cloud" and little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Johnny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > says
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Cloud is 1400 trillion billion gazillion megabytes of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > storage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Machines will use to create the Singularity and kill off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humanity.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But the cloud is just some one else’s computer who you do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and blindly trust to keep your stuff safe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > yeah but that pervades all human miserable existence . banks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > money
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > until someone steals it. you give your car to a parking valet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > winds
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in Mexico. you take your little 5 year old daughter to a daycare
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > center
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she's repeatedly raped while you're gone . and the Cloud is the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > same
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > what people don't know is if they have their videos and still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pictures
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > saved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to the cloud then next time they're off having sex with Rover
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and how long will it be there ? well without Putin it would be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > until
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun vaporizes the Earth but with Putin here probably about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > three
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And it does not even need the cloud ad Pamela and Tommy found out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sex tape leaked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Their sex tape leaked? well couldn't they have sealed it up with
> > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > silicone rubber or something like that ?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I have some blank eight track tapes I could send them if they
> > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > again but I'd have to supervise all the action.
> > > > > > > > > > > VHS or Betamax??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > It'll be their choice but it Hass to be made at the moment of
> > > > > > > > > > orgasm:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > If they don't have a simultaneous orgasm and they'll have to flip a
> > > > > > > > > > coin.
> > > > > > > > > It would not matter, if not simultaneous than the flip was already a
> > > > > > > > > flop.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Talking about flips and flops, yes, Pamela is well endowed.
> > > > > > > German for Bra --- Sponenzfloppen
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I heard the word is Holzemfrumfloppen.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Then again, some of us aren't real picky.
> > > > > Just so it will halter from flopping around
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho
> > > >
> > > > And she'll look good in a halter during S&M play.
> > > What ever turns you on
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > One time when I was giving blood the attendant lady was removing the sticky
> > tape from the tubing and it was also tugging at my hairs and she says "oh
> > I'm so sorry about the tape tugging at your hair " and I told her "no no
> > problem at all , I'm in the S&M."
>
> INTO S&M --- How do these mistakes keep happening?

The spell checker is a prude.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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