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Subject: Re: Dew
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 14:28 UTC

On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:59:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a ho-down was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool , but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and they asked
> > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said "yeah, can
> > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ; don't think
> > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally stiff.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic necrophilia .
> >
> > if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch set on would that
> > bother them after a while?
> Does that a-peal to you???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I like apples. They do a-peal to me.

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