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Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?

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 by: Mike - Sun, 3 Jul 2022 17:41 UTC

On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0b99377c-342a-489c-9097-74ae345aafb0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to find a
> > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship breaks down
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good does it do to
> > > > > > > apply
> > > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted dozens
> > > > > being
> > > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey , I like you a
> > > lot
> > > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey. Guess what
> > > we're
> > > gonna do with it?”
> > Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N E Y not honey
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the etymology of the term
> "horny" is.

But that does not stop you from blowing your own.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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