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 by: Mike - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 15:44 UTC

On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7dd3ddf4-f4b8-4dfd-ae19-0a7cccf79bf0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:41:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a962a3c4-b975-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:39:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5afac544-b67f-4b7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:59:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e44c976f-a31c-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:20:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<bf2cc8f0-4b43-4b0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:38:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<96ee07ef-632c-4c49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:06:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22cc15eb-873a-46cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:13:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<940bfca2-4291-49f0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c082cdd-960b-4666...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:22:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bb92c9a8-7fb9-46ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:07:01 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<70217564-e3a5-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow he was running him some ho's in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Manhattan
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to cover what he's doing so he brings a hoe down to where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there's a community garden right by the ho's and he goes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chops
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hoe to cover his activities with the ho's ho ho ho.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when the cops got near he but that hoedown and got out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well , this guy did a ho-down all right but to him a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho-down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ladies would , well , how shall we say , went to his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > southern
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > region
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > after it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is just a bunch of hoe-kum
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hoes can't come , that is the gardening chopping tool , but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assume
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (which is slang for a whore ) should be able to.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not even when they hear Santa calling to them “Ho Ho
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ho”?????
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That pervert Santa, wanting multiple sex partners.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the government bureaucrat who has has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to hier 2 at a time, one negrp and one Caucasian because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can’t get it up unless he has it in black and white.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw an interview with Hugh Hefner, he was getting old and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > > > > > > at his advanced age he still is able to perform and he said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "yeah,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > get it.... and they bleeped out the last word.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Poster boy for viagra
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I hear it's pretty effective, but it has its limitations ; don't
> > > > > > > > > > > think
> > > > > > > > > > > it'll
> > > > > > > > > > > do much for a dead person.
> > > > > > > > > > But being dead he would not need it as he would be naturally stiff.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Stiff doesn't help if you can't move.
> > > > > > > > If she is that hard up for a hard on --- she can move
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, well if she can move and he's dead that's classic necrophilia .
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > if someone's buried with the hourly chime on their watch set on would
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > bother them after a while?
> > > > > > Does that a-peal to you???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I like apples. They do a-peal to me.
> > > > Orange you glad I thought of them???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > What's the only phrase in the English language that rhymes with orange ?
> > > You
> > > have to be British for it to work : door ‘i'nge.
> >
> > B’ limey, he’s really a Brit!!!!!
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I don't know about me being a Brit; most people call me a twit. Or maybe a
> Brit twit?

But you are not on twit-er....

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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