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Subject: Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 4 Jul 2022 18:57 UTC

On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:51:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e496eec3-1a58-46a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:38:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<cf07f2d9-4a33-44b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0b99377c-342a-489c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no sign of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact these space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship breaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good does it do
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > apply
> > > > > > > > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > > > > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted dozens
> > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > > > > > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > > > > > > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey , I like
> > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey.. Guess what
> > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > gonna do with it?”
> > > > > > > Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N E Y not
> > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the etymology of the
> > > > > > term
> > > > > > "horny" is.
> > > > > But that does not stop you from blowing your own.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yeah, so often I try to do things by myself but then I always wind up
> > > > blowing
> > > > it on my own.
> > > Does that mean that “Gone With the Wind” is a blew movie???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I heard this one which is supposedly a true story , way back when they had
> > drive-in movies they were having a showing of "Gone with the wind" then a big
> > storm came up and blew the screen down.
> There is always a critic in the audience
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yes there is always a critic in the audience .like me for instance . I was watching the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey and I stood up and screamed : early hominids did not have to be taught how to hunt by some fancy-schmancy space alien people , they came came naturally by it and that's how they fed themselves , if Clark had only consulted with me .
and then later in the movie that uppity computer was going around killing astronauts and I stood up and screamed no AI or computer or whatever could be made that smart , it's impossible , had Clarke only consultant with me,
then toward the end of the movie there was this little baby feller guy he came to earth and he donated all the orbiting nuclear weapons and I stood up and screamed that doesn't do any good you still have all those Newks on the ground sheesh had Clark only consulted with me

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