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Subject: Re: Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 6 Jul 2022 23:36 UTC

On Wednesday, July 6, 2022 at 4:47:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ae6216da-8236-4e22...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 2:54:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e1d84b70-e562-4e22...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 3:58:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<dae8b5e2-d2ea-4b2a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:48:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9df9f3d7-c481-4f4a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:51:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e496eec3-1a58-46a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 1:38:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<cf07f2d9-4a33-44b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:41:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0b99377c-342a-489c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:53:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c0cb8c48-a3b1-4306...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:23:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2437e079-e4ab-40e2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:34:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19a14ab-cae1-4085...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:12:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<816cecac-f747-4403...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:04:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c8c0e48c-75b5-438e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:21:59 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1bd58957-05f9-43df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:12:19 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5f70a985-f46f-4087...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 3:07:49 PM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<baf6a256-e4e3-4d15...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They have been ignoring us because there is no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sign
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > intelligent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well then ,the only way we're going to contact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aliens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > planet better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And your moon-ing them does not help
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm going to moon them while eating a moon pie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And drink moonshine!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And watching the cow jump over the moon !!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did NASA help it with doing the orbital mechanics?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What with cars being mostly electronics, it is difficult
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > find a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mechanic these days
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Like that scene in Forbidden Planet where the spaceship
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breaks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of the crew says "we need a quantum mechanic.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But, can he even use a quantum grease gun..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A quantum grease gun would be useless , I mean what good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > does
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apply
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one atom at a time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Eve got by quite well with only one Adam..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , but she wanted many more than just one man , she wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dozens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the insatiable slut that she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was . After all, she did populate the entire Earth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Humans are a honey lot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes to tell me "honey , I like you a lot . honey , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " So I told her "look at this , this is a jar of real honey.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guess
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna do with it?”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Spell corrector got me again --- it should have read H O R N E Y
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > honey
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, you're so correct; nobody seems to know what the etymology
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > term
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "horny" is.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But that does not stop you from blowing your own.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yeah, so often I try to do things by myself but then I always wind
> > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > blowing
> > > > > > > > > > > > it on my own.
> > > > > > > > > > > Does that mean that “Gone With the Wind” is a blew movie???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I heard this one which is supposedly a true story , way back when
> > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > drive-in movies they were having a showing of "Gone with the wind"
> > > > > > > > > > then a
> > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > storm came up and blew the screen down.
> > > > > > > > > There is always a critic in the audience
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > yes there is always a critic in the audience .like me for instance . I
> > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > watching the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey and I stood up and screamed :
> > > > > > > > early
> > > > > > > > hominids did not have to be taught how to hunt by some fancy-schmancy
> > > > > > > > space
> > > > > > > > alien people , they came came naturally by it and that's how they fed
> > > > > > > > themselves , if Clark had only consulted with me .
> > > > > > > > and then later in the movie that uppity computer was going around
> > > > > > > > killing
> > > > > > > > astronauts and I stood up and screamed no AI or computer or whatever
> > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > made that smart , it's impossible , had Clarke only consultant with me,
> > > > > > > > then toward the end of the movie there was this little baby feller guy
> > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > came to earth and he donated all the orbiting nuclear weapons and I
> > > > > > > > stood
> > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > and screamed that doesn't do any good you still have all those Newks on
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > ground sheesh had Clark only consulted with me
> > > > > > > How to handle critics?? See “Theater of Blood” With Vincent Price,
> > > > > > > Diana
> > > > > > > Riggs.
> > > > > > > He knew how to take care of critics
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You mentioned this movie before. I don't think I'll be seeing it anytime
> > > > > > soon
> > > > > > and luckily I've never seen it.
> > > > > > I mean , I go to the blood bank to donate blood and I faint every time.
> > > > > I thought you would love it ---- it is a slasher film with real style as
> > > > > only
> > > > > Price could do it.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Even I have a tiny bit of decorum and good taste ; not much ,but
> > > > measurable.
> > > But the way Price does it --- All done from Shakespeare plays
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > OK OK OK you've twisted my arm to the point where it's almost broken; is it
> > available on YouTube?
> Just clips unfortunately -- but as a 30 day trial there is this offer
> https://us.tomatomovies.com/movie/theatre-of-blood-vid-
> 183236.html?utm_source=google&utm_CampaignId=16593616235&utm_adgroupid=1382616
> 43327&utm_keyword=&utm_query=%7Bquerystring%7D&utm_device=c&utm_matchtype=&utm
> _keywordId=dsa-19959388920&placement=&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIqPXimP3j-
> AIVFBvnCh0Piw14EAAYAiAAEgLISvD_BwE
>
> I have it on DVD
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I read the wiki on it and I just cannot bring myself to view it so as a bone to throw to you I've hacked off my left arm with an ax , I'm watching myself bleed to death to satisfy your requirements.

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