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* A Hacker Went to CKaz Kylheku
+* Re: A Hacker Went to CKaz Kylheku
|`- Re: A Hacker Went to Crek2 hispagatos
`* Re: A Hacker Went to CChris M. Thomasson
 `- Re: A Hacker Went to Cvallor

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A Hacker Went to C

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From: 433-929-...@kylheku.com (Kaz Kylheku)
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Subject: A Hacker Went to C
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 by: Kaz Kylheku - Wed, 6 Dec 2023 21:11 UTC

Something to sing with your kids,
to the tune of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOA3he2Gv4M

A hacker fetched some C C C
To C what he could C C C
But all that he could C C C
What a segfault in the deeply nested C C C

Far across the C he went
Far across the C he went
Far across the C he went
Until the day night was over

He googled low and high, high, high
For a workaround for to try, try, try
But the patch would not apply, 'ply, 'ply
A tear was in his eye, eye, eye

Far across the C he went
Far across the C he went
Far across the C he went
Until the night was over

He dropped to a level low, low, low
To step it nice and slow, slow, slow
But when he got to the place where it blows, blows, blows
GDB would nothing show, show, show

Far across the C he went
Far across the C he went
Far across the C he went
Until the day was over

He spent another night, night, night
But still couldn't see the light, light, light
Then he saw some spaces white, white, white
In the patch that weren't right, right, right

Far across the C he went
Far across the C he went
Far across the C he went
Until the night was over

The hacker whipped out sed, sed, sed
As fast as could be said, said, said
He could see it in his head, head, head
The patch now would be read, read, read

Far across the C he went
Far across the C he went
Far across the C he went
Until the night was over

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 by: Kaz Kylheku - Wed, 6 Dec 2023 21:12 UTC

On 2023-12-06, Kaz Kylheku <433-929-6894@kylheku.com> wrote:
> Until the day night was over
^^^^^^^^^

Ah, I originally had this in markup where day was
deliberately overstruck.

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Re: A Hacker Went to C

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Subject: Re: A Hacker Went to C
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 by: Chris M. Thomasson - Wed, 6 Dec 2023 22:14 UTC

On 12/6/2023 1:11 PM, Kaz Kylheku wrote:
> Something to sing with your kids,
> to the tune of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOA3he2Gv4M
>
> A hacker fetched some C C C
> To C what he could C C C
> But all that he could C C C
> What a segfault in the deeply nested C C C
>
> Far across the C he went
> Far across the C he went
> Far across the C he went
> Until the day night was over
>
> He googled low and high, high, high
> For a workaround for to try, try, try
> But the patch would not apply, 'ply, 'ply
> A tear was in his eye, eye, eye
>
> Far across the C he went
> Far across the C he went
> Far across the C he went
> Until the night was over
>
> He dropped to a level low, low, low
> To step it nice and slow, slow, slow
> But when he got to the place where it blows, blows, blows
> GDB would nothing show, show, show
>
> Far across the C he went
> Far across the C he went
> Far across the C he went
> Until the day was over
>
> He spent another night, night, night
> But still couldn't see the light, light, light
> Then he saw some spaces white, white, white
> In the patch that weren't right, right, right
>
> Far across the C he went
> Far across the C he went
> Far across the C he went
> Until the night was over
>
> The hacker whipped out sed, sed, sed
> As fast as could be said, said, said
> He could see it in his head, head, head
> The patch now would be read, read, read
>
> Far across the C he went
> Far across the C he went
> Far across the C he went
> Until the night was over
>

C, he noticed a STM in C, C? It had to handle SIGSEGV in C. C can be fun
indeed, C? ;^)

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From: rek...@hispagatos.org.invalid (rek2 hispagatos)
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Subject: Re: A Hacker Went to C
Date: Thu, 7 Dec 2023 16:04:26 -0000 (UTC)
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 by: rek2 hispagatos - Thu, 7 Dec 2023 16:04 UTC

On 2023-12-06, Kaz Kylheku <433-929-6894@kylheku.com> wrote:
> On 2023-12-06, Kaz Kylheku <433-929-6894@kylheku.com> wrote:
>> Until the day night was over
> ^^^^^^^^^
>
> Ah, I originally had this in markup where day was
> deliberately overstruck.
>

Nice!
Happy Merry Hacking!
ReK2

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 by: vallor - Thu, 7 Dec 2023 18:02 UTC

On Wed, 6 Dec 2023 14:14:49 -0800, "Chris M. Thomasson"
<chris.m.thomasson.1@gmail.com> wrote in <ukqrop$ubnp$1@dont-email.me>:

> On 12/6/2023 1:11 PM, Kaz Kylheku wrote:
>> Something to sing with your kids,
>> to the tune of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOA3he2Gv4M
>>
>> A hacker fetched some C C C To C what he could C C C But all that he
>> could C C C What a segfault in the deeply nested C C C
>>
>> Far across the C he went Far across the C he went Far across the C he
>> went Until the day night was over
>>
>> He googled low and high, high, high For a workaround for to try, try,
>> try But the patch would not apply, 'ply, 'ply A tear was in his eye,
>> eye, eye
>>
>> Far across the C he went Far across the C he went Far across the C he
>> went Until the night was over
>>
>> He dropped to a level low, low, low To step it nice and slow, slow,
>> slow But when he got to the place where it blows, blows, blows GDB
>> would nothing show, show, show
>>
>> Far across the C he went Far across the C he went Far across the C he
>> went Until the day was over
>>
>> He spent another night, night, night But still couldn't see the light,
>> light, light Then he saw some spaces white, white, white In the patch
>> that weren't right, right, right
>>
>> Far across the C he went Far across the C he went Far across the C he
>> went Until the night was over
>>
>> The hacker whipped out sed, sed, sed As fast as could be said, said,
>> said He could see it in his head, head, head The patch now would be
>> read, read, read
>>
>> Far across the C he went Far across the C he went Far across the C he
>> went Until the night was over
>>
>>
> C, he noticed a STM in C, C? It had to handle SIGSEGV in C. C can be fun
> indeed, C? ;^)

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