APP. Doha.

The woke lobby headed by Coca Cola, Qatar Airways, Adidas, Visa, Hyundai, Wanda group, Sony, McDonalds, Budweiser, Air Emirates, Castrol and others were delighted as the cold balls-hot balls-vibrating balls strategy worked wonders in the draw of the World Cup yesterday.

We are very well satisfied as Cafu, Lothar Mathaus, Tim Cahill, Jay Jay Okocha, Bora Milutinovic, et al followed meticulously the instructions given during the previous training to handle correctly the balls, said FIFA president Gianni Infantino.

This is going to be a World Cup for the celebration of life and we cannot allow little technicalities to ruin this great show. The Zannetti blooper is not to be repeated. - Infantino added.

The now banned so called Group of Unlife is an affront to the businesses of these honest entrepreneurs, owners and stockholders of these great corporations which collaborate together for the agrandissement of football and sport in general with no other chrematistic interests whatsoever and are aghast at the sole mention of the sad word - the FIFA boss expressed.

The sad word and advertising do not belong together - was the end of his speech.

From Doha. Graciliano Garcia. Agencia de Prensa Petare.