Yoda the Holy Ghost

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Does God believe He exists? I AM 07/03/21(Sat)07:25:44 No.11476944▶>>11476996 >>11477001 >>11477087 >>11478355 >>11479236
No. God does not believe He exists. God knows He exists.
Thus God is atheist. And if you're atheist you're wrong.
(unless, of course, that you know that God exists).

Sorry, I AM
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Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)07:35:30 No.11476996▶>>11477116
>>11476944 (OP)
If you know something then you believe it

Moron
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Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)07:37:11 No.11477001▶>>11477108
>>11476944 (OP)
Whew lad
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Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)07:54:43 No.11477087▶
>>11476944 (OP)
Hey there fellow atheist. Welcome to the earth. All theists have lost.
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Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)07:58:30 No.11477108▶
>>11477001
when theism is gone then atheism is gone. what do?
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Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)08:01:19 No.11477116▶
>>11476996
I don't believe you. Prove it or gtfo.
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Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)08:12:37 No.11477182▶>>11477236 >>11477476
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Belief is Faith. Truth is Knowledge. God has no Faith.
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Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)08:24:07 No.11477236▶
>>11477182
Truth is fact. Belief is faith.

Moron
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God 07/03/21(Sat)08:37:04 No.11477304▶>>11477476
I have no religion. And that is a fact. I hate all religion. And every theist.

God
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Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)09:09:57 No.11477476▶>>11477593
>>11477182
Hey is that why God only listens to Atheists prayers?
>>11477304
Aye is that why God only answers Atheists prayers?
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Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)09:28:49 No.11477593▶
>>11477476
yes, every atheist prayer answered.
however, we never pray, not ever.
we would never bother our god.
he is busy killing thine enemy.
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Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)09:31:45 No.11477607▶>>11477701
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Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)09:39:07 No.11477652▶
God is dead, let's give a thunderous applause to ... ULTRA GOD!

"I desire BLOOD! Also, hugs."
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Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)09:46:58 No.11477701▶>>11477776
>>11477607
he is dead. and rightly so. he tried to be god. he used every trick in the book. however. as every one can see. he failed.
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Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)09:58:47 No.11477776▶>>11478972
>>11477701
>How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!
>For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north:
>I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High.
>Yet thou shalt be brought down to hell, to the sides of the pit.
Jesus is the Devil Satan and Dead.

Hallelujah!!!!!!!
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I AM 07/03/21(Sat)10:29:58 No.11477986▶
Psalm 22:1
>My God, my God, why have You forsaken me? Why are You so far from saving me, so far from my words of groaning?
Matthew 27:47
>And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?
Matthew 27:47
>When some of those standing there heard this, they said, "He is calling Elijah."
Mark 15:34
>At the ninth hour, Jesus cried out in a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani?" which means, "My God, My God, why have You forsaken Me?"
Hebrews 5:7
>During the days of Jesus' earthly life, He offered up prayers and petitions with loud cries and tears to the One who could save Him from death, and He was heard because of His reverence.
Because I AM atheist, jackass! Schizofag, I ONLY listen to Atheists' prayers. Fucktard, I ONLY answer Atheists' prayers.

I AM
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Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)11:13:43 No.11478355▶>>11478565
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>>11476944 (OP)
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Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)11:35:06 No.11478565▶
>>11478355
prompting chattel slavery
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Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)12:22:29 No.11478972▶
>>11477776
Exactly where baby Cousin Jesus fucked up. Sonny boy little Cousin Jesus
thought He could be me. Cousin John the Baptist, the Father of Christianity
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Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)12:32:05 No.11479051▶
Don't lose your head over it, Cousin fuckfag.
Cousin Jesus Christ, the Son of Christianity
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Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)12:47:59 No.11479194▶
The Force is a mysterious energy field created by life that binds the galaxy together. Harnessing the power of the Force gives the Jedi, the Sith, and
others sensitive to this spiritual energy extraordinary abilities, such as levitating objects, tricking minds, and seeing those things before they happen.
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Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)12:50:37 No.11479215▶
Force of graviton = c^4/G, the Newtonian constant of gravitation
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Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)12:52:04 No.11479236▶>>11479347
>>11476944 (OP)
What is the Power of the Force?
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Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)12:54:53 No.11479265▶
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Power of graviton = c^5/G, the Newtonian constant of gravitation

Yoda the Holy Ghost
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God 07/03/21(Sat)13:05:01 No.11479347▶
>>11479236
The Power of graviton (P) = The Force of graviton (F) * The Speed of the Light (c)

God
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Jesus' Mother & Wife The Holy Ghost 07/02/21(Fri)16:39:10 No.11472647 Archived▶>>11472744 >>11472755 >>11473419 >>11473427 >>11473593
>Let us be glad and rejoice, and give honour to him: for the marriage of the Lamb is come, and his wife hath made herself ready. And to her was granted that she should be arrayed in fine linen, clean and white: for the fine linen is the righteousness of saints. And he saith unto me, Write, Blessed are they which are called unto the marriage supper of the Lamb. And he saith unto me, These are the true sayings of God.
Mommy (24) and Jesus (12) got Married after Daddy (72) died. They had Seven cute Devils, septuplets.

The Holy Ghost
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Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)16:54:59 No.11472744▶>>11472798
>>11472647 (OP)
The Seven Devils were born 18th-19th February AD 8.
John said, "Don't get Cute with Me!", to His cousins.
Jesus said, "Don't get Cute with Me!", to His kids.

1. JAMES, "the little Angel when he was good,
the Cutest little Devil when he was bad."
2. SARAH, "the little Angel when she was good,
the Cutest little Devil when she was bad."
3. JOSEPH, "the little Angel when he was good,
the Cutest little Devil when he was bad."
4. ELISABETH, "the little Angel when she was good,
the Cutest little Devil when she was bad."
5. SIMON, "the little Angel when he was good,
the Cutest little Devil when he was bad."
6. MARY, "the little Angel when she was good,
the Cutest little Devil when she was bad."
7. JUDA, "the little Angel when he was good,
the Cutest little Devil when he was bad."

Anniversary of Impotent, Sterile, Infertile
Joseph Magdalene death Wednesday.

Cousin JOHN Magdalene
DOB: 6/1/6 BC (d/m/y)
(John the Baptist)

Cousin JESUS Magdalene
DOB: 6/6/6 BC (d/m/y)
(Jesus the Christ)
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Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)16:55:55 No.11472751▶>>11472757 >>11472798
OP is a gay heel stone nigga, pass it on, G
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Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)16:57:01 No.11472755▶>>11472826
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>>11472647 (OP)
(You)
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Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)16:57:28 No.11472757▶
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>>11472751
The Seven Angels
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Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)17:02:51 No.11472798▶
>>11472744
dates are julian calendar, subtract two (2) days for gregorian calendar.
>>11472751
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Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)17:08:51 No.11472826▶
>>11472755
John the Baptist married "The Other Mary" his cousin. Jesus is his Father-in-law.
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Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)18:51:31 No.11473419▶>>11473587
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>>11472647 (OP)
The Father of Christianity, John the Baptist, was to be born on Christmas Day,
but his mother Blessed Virgin Elisabeth Magdalene was two weeks late.
The Son of Christianity, Jesus the Christ, was to be born on June Solstice,
but his mother Blessed Virgin Mary Magadalene was two weeks early.
The Holy Ghost of Christianity timely impregnated both Father and Son.
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Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)18:52:56 No.11473427▶>>11473447
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>>11472647 (OP)
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Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)18:55:01 No.11473447▶
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>>11473427
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Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)19:17:05 No.11473587▶>>11474128
>>11473419
Wimin!
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Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)19:17:52 No.11473593▶
>>11472647 (OP)
Get off the gnostic drugs
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Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)20:56:34 No.11474128▶
>>11473587
https://quod.lib.umich.edu/cgi/k/koran/koran-idx?type=simple&q1=Marium
https://quod.lib.umich.edu/cgi/k/koran/koran-idx?type=simple&q1=Yahya
https://quod.lib.umich.edu/cgi/k/koran/koran-idx?type=simple&q1=Allah
https://quod.lib.umich.edu/cgi/k/koran/koran-idx?type=simple&q1=Isa
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