Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part C - Daryl Kabatoff
August 8th 2021 4:27 pm 87,438 words

“The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly, replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, when asked to comment on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation, without the aid of a writer

“Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a writer

“Honour killings shouldn’t be called ‘barbaric.’” - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a writer

“They are not sexual assaults, but ‘honour’ rapes.” - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a writer

"We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics." - Joe Biden speaking without preparation, without the aid of a writer

“Who remembers the Armenian genocide? If they can’t remember the Armenian genocide, who is goink to be concerned about the Jews?” - Adolph Hitler speaking without preparation, without the aid of a writer

“Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard

All fertility cults are worthy of being mocked, and allowing this mockery to continue is vital to maintaining a free and democratic society. Doukhobors faced brutal persecution in Russia then came to Canada and faced additional persecution here. Doukhobors in Canada had their land repeatedly confiscated, Doukhobor families had their children removed and locked up. The Doukhobors did not see value in the phallic-capped churches nor in the fish-head-hatted priests who claimed to be sole authority in interpreting Scripture. Catholics pray to Mary and claim their pope to be God on earth, over the centuries defenders of the Catholic faith killed hundreds of millions of people who did not abide in their teachings, they are teachings worthy of laughter. Many Doukhobors avoided persecution in Canada by Anglicizing their names and adopting Catholic fertility rites, so instead of just violating God’s 4th Commandment, the Doukhobors adopted additional Catholic fertility rites that are in opposition to God’s first three Commandments as well, it is worthy of laughter. The Doukhobors especially liked the Ukrainian Catholic tradition of turning chicken eggs into decorated idols and many Doukhobors married into the apostate Ukrainian-Catholic families and began decorating their houses with these pagan symbols of fertility as well. Some Doukhobor children grew up, took Catholic spouses and learned how to pray to Mary and bow to decorated idols. Others married into Seventh-day Adventist families, although they did not pray to Mary, they still united with the Catholics and turned trees into decorated idols. Not just the Doukhobors, but Russians in general faced racism since their arrival to Canada, that is until they Anglicized their names and joined in to the spirit of “Christmas” (not His mass, it is the use of God’s name in vain).

Doukhobors faced persecution in Russia as their beliefs were opposed to the smoke and glitter of the mainstream church, then faced persecution in Canada due to being Doukhobor (with the loss of much land), then faced ongoing racism because of their Russian ancestry (eastern Europeans are looked down upon by the western Europeans). Now the Doukhobors are no longer persecuted in Canada because they join in the Catholic traditions and lavishly decorate their blinkin’ trees.

Moslems believe that Mohammad wore the panties of his six-year-old wife and that these shit-stained panties dictated the Koran while he wore them (Hadith Number 2442). Mohammad heard Aisha’s shit-stained panties talking, so he removed them and wore them himself, then while wearing these shit-stained panties, the panties started to dictate the Koran. Mohammad then removed Aisha’s talking shit-stained panties and tried on the panties belonging to other little girls as well, but these other panties did not talk. So Mohammad put Aisha’s talking shit-stained panties back on and Aisha’s shit-stained panties resumed dictating the Koran (Sahih Collection of al-Bukhari, Hadith Number 2442), the belief is worthy of laughter. The Moslems abide by the teachings of Aisha’s shit-stained panties and will kill anybody who refuses to join with them in this shit-stained filth. The Moslems claim that God’s prophets in the Bible are their prophets as well, which is a huge pile of blasphemous crap - God’s prophets are united in defense of His Commandments while the Koran (dictated by Aisha’s shit-stained panties) censors God’s Commandments and furthermore commands their followers to kill or enslave those people who embrace God’s Commandments. All the Islamic beliefs are worthy of laughter.

The Hindus pray to monkeys and rats, they gain their spiritual bliss via orgasm. The Catholics, Moslems and Sikhs all incorporate penises into the architecture of their churches, mosques and temples. The male-dominated Sikhs claim to be better than the other male-dominated religions and cover their Amritsar temple penises in gold, the beliefs are all worthy of laughter.

The Seventh-day Adventists claim to be God’s remnant church due to them honoring God’s 4th Commandment, but they honor Catholic fertility rites that are in opposition to God’s first three Commandments. Many of the Seventh-day Adventist churches are capped with miniature Egyptian obelisks (representations of penises), and their esteemed prophet, Ellen G. White, has an Egyptian dink for a tombstone. Ellen G. White believed that people should turn trees into decorated idols with cheap ribbons rather than with expensive ornaments. Like the Catholics, the Adventists annually turn their churches and homes into pagan temples glorifying evergreen trees, those Adventists who don’t are silent about those that do, and then they continue to tithe to this filthy church while closing their hearts to those people who face ongoing psychiatric torture for daring to criticize their traditions. They proudly pose for photographs while standing next to their decorated evergreen tree Catholic idols. The Seventh-day Adventist Church is a Catholic church, their members are sure to be judged harshly.

The Jehovah Witnesses too proclaim themselves to be God’s remnant church but they honor the false Catholic Sunday Sabbath, a violation of God’s 4th Commandment. Roman Catholic’s killed an estimated 100 million people for refusing to honor Sunday as the Sabbath day, this is not an adequate reason to change God’s Sabbath to Sunday. The Jehovah Witnesses were persecuted for failing to honor an adequate number of Catholic rituals, just honoring Catholic Sunday didn’t help them much.. By honoring the Catholic Sabbath, Jehovah Witnesses bow to the pope.

But by far, the funniest people of all are the Canadians… the Canadians are members of assorted fertility cults, and they think themselves rich enough to import members of alternative fertility cults and provide them with free houses, even when they want to enslave us and cut our heads off. The Canadians annually turn their homes and entire cities in blinkin’ fertility tree temples and then imported members of alternative fertility cults. Many of these fertility cults operate by enslaving women and forcing them to become baby factories who then pump out new little Hindu, Islamic and Sikh soldiers. Canadians elected an Islamic prime minister who then proceeded to flood Canada with Islamists, and during elections the politicians all try to get votes from the members of these foreign fertility cults. Canadians spend millions of dollars having me tortured in an attempt to prevent the criticisms of their pagan traditions, then annually spend billions turning their homes, churches, stores and entire cities into blinkin’ temples of fertility, then borrow money from their children to build new torture facilities in North Battleford to shut people up who don’t abide by their traditions. Start a carbon tax and rebate the money back to large Islamic families… to the families that have a free house for each wife, to these largest families that consume the greatest amounts of fuel, food and other resources. And make sure to cut down large swaths of forests each year just so you may have a tree to temporarily turn into a blinkin’ idol… while always assuring yourselves that needlessly killing the trees and importing Islamists, Hindus and Sikhs are acceptable sacrifices to God. Nobody cares that Scripture repeatedly condemns turning trees into decorated idols, all are certain that God accepts your pagan sacrifices. It is not just worthy of laughter, the situation is absolutely hilarious!!!

Pretty humorous too are the native aboriginal people in Saskatchewan Canada. Corrupt chiefs in Saskatchewan are stealing reserve lands and giving these lands to their friends and family members, so rather than protest this loss of land, aboriginals instead protest the placement of a pipeline on a B.C. reserve run by elected women. It must be racist for Indians to complain about other Indians, and it must be sexist to complain that males took the power on reserves. Dress up and jingle dance like a Hollywood Indian, other Hollywood Indians judging the dancing at the powwows will award you a prize. Blame whitey for all your problems.

The RCMP annually handed out both $5 bills and valuable boxes of bullets to the natives on reserves on Treaty Day. The poorer natives were kept ignorant of their option to receive a box of bullets and were handed instead the $5 bill. The corrupt leaders of the reserves ensured that they and their friends all received the valuable boxes of bullets, many paid for with $5 bills. The corrupt leaders of Muskoday First Nation (and other reserves) took the valuable boxes of bullets from the RCMP officers representing the Crown, and handed out quarter sections of land and houses to their friends. A class division was established on many reserves, so that the wealthy natives who benefitted from the corruption married into other families that similarly benefitted from the corruption. The quarter sections of farm land were rented out to farmers who shipped the grain to China. The Chinese elite stole farm land from Chinese farmers in order to manufacture new Chinese cities, and gave those farmers who complained a single bullet in the head. Some disenfranchised natives overcame their poverty by robbing people living on their own reserves, they kept the poor in poverty and shipped grain grown on the reserves to China to benefit the corrupt people there. God instructs us in Scripture to prepare for seven years of adversity and build up food reserves (Genesis 41), the native leaders pushed adversity upon their fellow reserve members and shipped the grain to China, for they had little compassion for their fellow man, regardless of color. Those quarter sections of farm land you gave away to your family and friends generate large annual incomes, you set yourselves up for lives of leisure. The corruption on reserves amounts to organized crime.