For the better part of 20 years now you have been thwarting my path to physics immortality. Today was the last straw. You know what I am talking about. I am ending it all tonight. The tragic and uncrowned king of Physics, Pat Dolan!

I open the floor for suggestions for my epitaph.

patdolan <patdolan@comcast.net> wrote:
> For the better part of 20 years now you have been thwarting my path to
> physics immortality. Today was the last straw. You know what I am
> talking about. I am ending it all tonight. The tragic and uncrowned
> king of Physics, Pat Dolan!
>
> I open the floor for suggestions for my epitaph.
>

Never joke about that. You never know who has experienced this kind of
trauma.

--
Odd Bodkin — Maker of fine toys, tools, tables

On Wednesday, May 5, 2021 at 2:28:45 PM UTC-7, patdolan wrote:
> For the better part of 20 years now you have been thwarting my path to physics immortality. Today was the last straw. You know what I am talking about. I am ending it all tonight. The tragic and uncrowned king of Physics, Pat Dolan!
>
> I open the floor for suggestions for my epitaph.
Do it. The world will be a better place with one less cretin.

On Wednesday, May 5, 2021 at 3:25:45 PM UTC-7, Dono. wrote:
> On Wednesday, May 5, 2021 at 2:28:45 PM UTC-7, patdolan wrote:
> > For the better part of 20 years now you have been thwarting my path to physics immortality. Today was the last straw. You know what I am talking about. I am ending it all tonight. The tragic and uncrowned king of Physics, Pat Dolan!
> >
> > I open the floor for suggestions for my epitaph.
> Do it. The world will be a better place with one less cretin.
Ya know what, Bodkin's absolutely right. I have decided to live! If only for Dono. But I would still like to start my epitaph collection.

On Wednesday, May 5, 2021 at 4:16:34 PM UTC-7, patdolan wrote:
> But I would still like to start my epitaph collection.

"Here lies Paddy Dolan, a maximum dumfuck"

Dono. <eggy20011951@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Wednesday, May 5, 2021 at 4:16:34 PM UTC-7, patdolan wrote:
>> But I would still like to start my epitaph collection.
>
> "Here lies Paddy Dolan, a maximum dumfuck"
>

Rest in Noise. The more the better.

--
Odd Bodkin — Maker of fine toys, tools, tables

Op 05-mei-2021 om 23:28 schreef patdolan:
> For the better part of 20 years now you have been thwarting my path
> to physics immortality. Today was the last straw. You know what I
> am talking about. I am ending it all tonight. The tragic and
> uncrowned king of Physics, Pat Dolan!
>
> I open the floor for suggestions for my epitaph.
>

"In Seattle near the garbage dump
lived a lifelong delusional chump.
In vain he tried to be an influencer.
A Perdolan overdose merely gave him an ulcer.
So he found him a bridge and took a jump."

Dirk Vdm

On Thursday, May 6, 2021 at 4:05:31 PM UTC-7, Dirk Van de moortel wrote:
> Op 05-mei-2021 om 23:28 schreef patdolan:
> > For the better part of 20 years now you have been thwarting my path
> > to physics immortality. Today was the last straw. You know what I
> > am talking about. I am ending it all tonight. The tragic and
> > uncrowned king of Physics, Pat Dolan!
> >
> > I open the floor for suggestions for my epitaph.
> >
> "In Seattle near the garbage dump
> lived a lifelong delusional chump.
> In vain he tried to be an influencer.
> A Perdolan overdose merely gave him an ulcer.
> So he found him a bridge and took a jump."
>
> Dirk Vdm
I like it. In fact the old city garbage dump which is now the UW's ball fields, is not far from my childhood home. But how did you figure out Seattle, you horrid jar of mustard?

On Thursday, May 6, 2021 at 7:04:58 PM UTC-7, patdolan wrote:
> On Thursday, May 6, 2021 at 4:05:31 PM UTC-7, Dirk Van de moortel wrote:
> > Op 05-mei-2021 om 23:28 schreef patdolan:
> > > For the better part of 20 years now you have been thwarting my path
> > > to physics immortality. Today was the last straw. You know what I
> > > am talking about. I am ending it all tonight. The tragic and
> > > uncrowned king of Physics, Pat Dolan!
> > >
> > > I open the floor for suggestions for my epitaph.
> > >
> > "In Seattle near the garbage dump
> > lived a lifelong delusional chump.
> > In vain he tried to be an influencer.
> > A Perdolan overdose merely gave him an ulcer.
> > So he found him a bridge and took a jump."
> >
> > Dirk Vdm
> I like it. In fact the old city garbage dump which is now the UW's ball fields, is not far from my childhood home. But how did you figure out Seattle, you horrid jar of mustard?

Here lies Pat Dolan, Seattle’s greatest son
Bezos, Boeing and Gates acknowledge ol’ Pat was truly the one

They still talk of the time Pat took Kepler on a nearly luminal ride
When they got back a brain in a vat cried “I’ve been falsified!”

Lorentz taught the world to take a root then watch how everything shrinks
Pat differentiated with respect to time and now the whole thing stinks

Pat didn't care much for de Broglie. To Pat he was no hero
Pat would say “That stuff is crap. What happens when v equals zero?”

But the greatest thing Pat ever did and proves he was no chump:
Back in 2020 and 2024 he put up a yard sign for Trump.

Op 07-mei-2021 om 19:03 schreef patdolan:

> Back in 2020 and 2024 he put up a yard sign for Trump.

No surprise there.
I bet that's what every sub-idiot here did and will do.

Dirk Vdm

Dirk Van de moortel wrote:

> Op 07-mei-2021 om 19:03 schreef patdolan:
>> Back in 2020 and 2024 he put up a yard sign for Trump.
>
> No surprise there. I bet that's what every sub-idiot here did and will
> do.

dear dirk van, watch this

https://www.ancestry.com/search/collections/1030/?
name=Melinda+Ann_French&fbclid=IwAR0l28epZUlC6jhwjZBGKV0YtntUj0iLruebpePgFK8R6qufGDryV7oxjZs

Melinda Ann (real name Melvin/ *male* gender) Gates Foundation
Philanthropist/Eugenicist French from tree Gates Family Tree
Record information.
Birth date date 1964 city, Dallas, Texas, USA
Marriage dd mm year city, Maui, Hawaii, USA
Residence year city, King, Washington, USA
Death date date year location
Record information.
Father given name surname (1939-year)
Mother given name surname (Born 1940)
Spouse William Henry "Bill" "Trey", co-founder of Microsoft Corporation,
co-founder Gates Foundation, Philanthropist/Eugenicist Gates (1955-year)

On Sunday, May 9, 2021 at 3:18:33 PM UTC-7, Walker Huckabee wrote:
> Dirk Van de moortel wrote:
> > Op 07-mei-2021 om 19:03 schreef patdolan:
> >> Back in 2020 and 2024 he put up a yard sign for Trump.
> >
> > No surprise there. I bet that's what every sub-idiot here did and will
> > do.
> dear dirk van, watch this
>
> https://www.ancestry.com/search/collections/1030/?
> name=Melinda+Ann_French&fbclid=IwAR0l28epZUlC6jhwjZBGKV0YtntUj0iLruebpePgFK8R6qufGDryV7oxjZs
>
> Melinda Ann (real name Melvin/ *male* gender) Gates Foundation
> Philanthropist/Eugenicist French from tree Gates Family Tree
> Record information.
> Birth date date 1964 city, Dallas, Texas, USA
> Marriage dd mm year city, Maui, Hawaii, USA
> Residence year city, King, Washington, USA
> Death date date year location
> Record information.
> Father given name surname (1939-year)
> Mother given name surname (Born 1940)
> Spouse William Henry "Bill" "Trey", co-founder of Microsoft Corporation,
> co-founder Gates Foundation, Philanthropist/Eugenicist Gates (1955-year)

On Sunday, May 9, 2021 at 3:18:33 PM UTC-7, Walker Huckabee wrote:
> Dirk Van de moortel wrote:
> > Op 07-mei-2021 om 19:03 schreef patdolan:
> >> Back in 2020 and 2024 he put up a yard sign for Trump.
> >
> > No surprise there. I bet that's what every sub-idiot here did and will
> > do.
> dear dirk van, watch this
>
> https://www.ancestry.com/search/collections/1030/?
> name=Melinda+Ann_French&fbclid=IwAR0l28epZUlC6jhwjZBGKV0YtntUj0iLruebpePgFK8R6qufGDryV7oxjZs
>
> Melinda Ann (real name Melvin/ *male* gender) Gates Foundation
> Philanthropist/Eugenicist French from tree Gates Family Tree
> Record information.
> Birth date date 1964 city, Dallas, Texas, USA
> Marriage dd mm year city, Maui, Hawaii, USA
> Residence year city, King, Washington, USA
> Death date date year location
> Record information.
> Father given name surname (1939-year)
> Mother given name surname (Born 1940)
> Spouse William Henry "Bill" "Trey", co-founder of Microsoft Corporation,
> co-founder Gates Foundation, Philanthropist/Eugenicist Gates (1955-year)
Good Lord! Can this be true??? Somebody explain this hoax. My neighbor was in Bill's Lakeside carpool. I'll check with him and report. Say Dono, I hear your own transition is coming along quite well. Are your gills working yet?