2-AP's 151st book of science: TEACHING TRUE PHYSICS, 1st year College, by Archimedes Plutonium

I am having more trouble than anticipated in getting this 151st book finished. More coordination than anticipated. I like for the text to flow in content, one chapter after the next. And it is this flow in content that has me spending way more time. It should be about 500 pages when done, and that is probably a normal size textbook for 1st year College Physics.

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Coming soon, AP's 151st book of science// TEACHING TRUE PHYSICS, 1st year college, by Archimedes Plutonium.

Soon to be published, and it looks to be about 500 pages. I was hoping it would be just 150 pages, but no, too much to cover.

It is going to set the world standard on college physics education. Because I have reduce the burden of mathematics, reduced it to be almost what I call -- difficult free. Meaning that all functions and equations of math and physics are just polynomials. Making calculus super super easy, so that physics math is able to be taught in High School. In other words, physics with almost no math at all, or what can be called as easy as learning add, subtract, multiply, divide. If all of math can be made as easy as add, subtract, multiply, divide, no one would really complain about math. But because math is overrun by kooks (kook is a person who cares more about fame and fortune than about truth in science), that math has become a incomprehensible trash pile and the worst of all the sciences.

You see, one of the greatest omissions of science in the 20th and 21st century was the idea that math can be reduced to a Simplicity. That math need not be hard and difficult. Yet no-one in the 20th and 21st century ever had the idea, (with the possible exception of Harold Jacobs) that math had run out-of-bounds as a science and was more of a science fiction subject for kook mathematicians. Had become absurdly difficult and for only the reason that kooks never thought math could be reduced to Simplicity, instead, the kooks of math piled on more trash and garbage to make math a twilight zone of science.

When you make all of math be just polynomial equations and functions, you make math the easiest of the major sciences.

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Coming soon, my pride and joy in physics textbooks, for it is the first such in physics where all the math is super easy. Something that future generation authors must emulate. And the way that is achieved is that the only functions and equations allowed in both physics and math, are polynomial functions and equations, every other type such as exponential, trigonometry, logarithmic etc must first translate into a polynomial over an interval before allowed into physics.

This lack of clarity on math in Old Physics is the main reason, Old Physics was a cesspool nightmare.

🪰 of Math and 🦟 of Physics Archimedes "Drag Queen of Science"
Plutonium <plutonium.archimedes@gmail.com> fails at math and science:

> 2-AP's 151st book of science: TEACHING TRUE PHYSICS, 1st year College, by Archimedes Plutonium
>
> I am having more trouble than anticipated in getting this 151st book finished. More coordination than anticipated. I like for the text to flow in content, one chapter after the

WARNING TO STUDENTS, PARENTS and TEACHERS: Archimedes Plutonium is
offering to teach your children his broken physics and math. BEWARE! He
will corrupt the minds of your children! Mr. Plutonium is not content to
be a failure of math and physics all by himself. He wants everyone else
to fail as well! He teaches bizarre false physics and math, such as atoms
contain the unstable muon, the ellipse isn't a conic section, that there
are no negative numbers, no complex numbers, that a sine wave isn't
sinusoidal but semicircles, cycloids or parabolas (depending on his
mood), plus many, many other instances of bad math and physics.

Plutonium has previously tried to corrupt our youth by posting his books
on Usenet. That has failed until now, perhaps in part due to the fact
Usenet is an old, dying medium few modern students even know of, much
less use. However, Mr. Plutonium has somehow duped Amazon into providing
his dangerous books for free on Kindle. This has greatly increased the
danger to our students!

One of his dangerous tricks is teach false Boolean logic such as 10 AND 2
= 12. His method at doing this is particularly insidious. He'll post a
false statement that nobody believes, such as 10 OR 2 = 12, say that it
is false (which it is), but then he'll try to replace it with another
similar false statement such as 10 AND 2 = 12, in order to really confuse
future computer scientists. Plutonium is taking advantage of the fact
that AND means different things in Boolean logic and elementary
arithmetic, as AND is an informal synonym for plus/addition. It is
important for future computer scientists to remember that in the bitwise
Boolean logic used by modern computers, 10 OR 2 = 10 and 10 AND 2 = 2. Of
course in pure Boolean logic the only possible values are true and false
(1 or 0), so in pure Boolean logic the statements "10 AND 2" and "10 OR
2" don't even make sense. Don't let evil Plutonium's bad logic confuse
you!

Additionally, Plutonium has started a Cult of Failure. He is trying to
convince students to worship his evil pagan Plutonium atom god of
failure. This cult is anti-science and anti-mathematics. Its only goal is
to promote failure in math and science.

Nobody knows why he wishes to corrupt the minds of our youth like this.
Perhaps he is envious of their potential success, which he never had
because he is a failure at math and science. Plutonium is not content to
be a failure at math and physics all by himself. He wants everyone to
fail as well. Some claim he is an agent of China, in order for them to
dominate the world economy. Maybe he is a minion of Kim Jong Un of North
Korea. Most likely he is an agent of Putin and Russia, because he has
previously attempted to summon Russian robots in 2017 "to create a new,
true mathematics" in an attempt to destroy mathematics. But the point is,
stay away, if he offers to give or sell you his dangerous books.
Especially now since they are available for free from otherwise
legitimate Amazon.

Re: Kibo Parry Moroney on failed physicist Steven Weinberg who cannot entertain the question of which is the real electron of atoms-- is it the muon or the 0.5MeV particle?
Kibo Parry Moroney loves AP so much that he has endeavored to memorize AP's 125 mistakes and
by Michael Moroney May 29, 2021, 9:02:21 AM 

🤡 of Math and 🃏 of Physics Archimedes "Court Jester of Physics"
Plutonium <plutonium.archimedes@gmail.com> fails at math and science:

> Kibo Parry Moroney loves AP so much that he has endeavored to memorize AP's 125 mistakes and

AP's Mistake #1: AP's Plutonium Atom Stupidity Theory.
AP's Mistake #2: The muon is the real electron.
AP's Mistake #3: The ellipse isn't a conic section.
AP's Mistake #4: 10^604 is an infinite number.
AP's Mistake #5: The truth table for Boolean AND is TTTF.
AP's Mistake #6: Smilodon didn't have huge fangs but preyed on extinct
desert walruses, killing them by kissing them, causing fossil confusion.

I'm only up to 6 so I need to memorize 119 more AP's mistakes.
Funny, I thought AP made WAY more than 125 mistakes!
I know! I know!!!

AP's Mistake #7: AP made only 125 major mistakes in math and science.

oh dear, now I have LOTS more memorization to do!!!

(AP's Mistake #6 is DEFINITELY my favorite mistake!)