My cat Lester is bald and is 23 years old or looks it. In cat years that would be over 100 years old or may she meant that Lester was 23 in cat years. I was given him and was told he cost 3,000 dollars since he is some kind of royal cat. I got him from my girl friend who had to go away to take care of her father who she says is very obstinate like me but since I do not know what that means I am ok with it. I think it means extremely cute and lovely. I meet her while doing some shopping at the Pleasurer Center where she was returning a joke gift (expensive sex toy). As I was entering the store I found a set of keys and after purchasing my material she was standing by her car talking to the tow truck company to unlock her car since she though that her keys were inside the car and she also had a cat in the car. While walking out, I over heard her conversation and dangle her keys so she could see them and she angerly ask "are those my keys" like I stole them. I then explain that I found them on the ground and gave a sad and hurt face but since I was in a sex store I was not getting much respect. I notice a sticker on her car that said she was a medical doctor and she was wearing a hospital bandage that suggested that she was a doctor so I gave her keys and joke to her if she was doing medical research and her lips got pucker up with the lips compress inward which means she was furious and I just laughed since I through it was funny since her shoulder got tense and I was ready to dodge a blow which is how I meet her and got Lester the cat since at that exact moment Lester appeared from out the his cage and I asked what it was. I thought it was a deformed rabbit and Lester gave out funny sound like a some beast form Mars. She told Lester out and he was very fond of me and the rest is history. He has never made any kind of sound since yet people call him a talking cat, just figure that. Yes, he (Lester not me) does think he is a king and girls come over to check on him but he is happy since the some of the girls are pretty so I tolerate him and the people that come over since it is her apartment that I am living at for free yet he likes to tear up down pillows and he is completely bald and has got a lot of wrinkles. How could women like a cat that has wrinkles all over. He sitting on my lap right now but I do not notice him since he is asleep. He does have these deep blue eyes and he talks or it is said he is a talking cat but I have not heard a word yet when someone about to come over he tells me by jumping up and down which means I have to clean up or the stupid bitch will think I am torturing him. I went to the vet the other day and said that she look like a waitress but I meant that she look like the waitress that I just had my lunch served to me but she must have heard wrong and pinched me very hard. Is that not harassment or something. She said that she saw a fly and wanted to kill it. The vet is a friend of hers and is a hippie vet. Figure that a hippie vet. I was going to make another joke but my arm still hurts.