198th book of science by AP// East meets West over Toilet Paper and the best way forward, and East Wins.

Recently in a comedy sketch I made fun of a bunch of idiot spammers in sci.math and sci.physics on their going to the bathroom and taking a poop. Mind you comedy was the intent, not serious science.

But as the months went by, I took that comedy to a research test into toilet paper.

The toilet paper since the Covid-19 Pandemic has become rougher and rougher.. And naturally in a pandemic the use of toilet paper is in a higher demand, causing toilet paper to fly off the shelves in stores across the world. That means a higher demand on manufacturers of toilet paper and probably a cutting of corners in coarseness of the paper itself.

Earlier this year, perhaps January or thereabouts, cannot recall exactly, that I started feeling my bottom was sore and it was aching when I walked.

I thought of so many other things, rather than the toilet paper. I thought of fleas from cats. I thought of maybe the bath water was too too hot.

But then as I did the comedy skits of poster enemies with them doing the Asian method of water instead of toilet paper. That I went full scale into a science research of my ailing sore bottom.

The Asian method of poop is you use a toilet bowl or a bucket, and with a wash cloth in right hand and using your left hand as cleaning the anus. You see, your fingers and hands will never harm your anus. But toilet paper can be like Sandpaper, and especially like Sandpaper in a virus pandemic that forces companies to make rougher toilet paper.

Everyone is familiar with the Toilet paper for pooping and is a Western staple habit.

But what I am wishing this book does, is champion the Eastern method of pooping wash up for it saves so so so many trees and it is also so so much more healthy.

So, it is hoped by me that I can convert all of human society to using the Eastern method of poop clean up.

Have your toilet or bathtub made available of a water pan and wash cloth and buckets, and after a poop, wet the washcloth and trickle some water between your buttock and with your left hand clean the poop while trickling more water so the poop falls into the toilet bowl or bucket.

I have done this so much that no water falls on my legs. And my anus is super clean that no brown streaks end up in my underwear or shorts.

The Research I did was to do the method for about June my anus was super sore and do the method and the soreness went away in about 3-4 days. No more soreness after 4 days. Then I used the water method completely for the months of June and July. Then in August I wanted to see if the soreness returned if I used toilet paper.

Yet again, the soreness returned after just 2 days of using toilet paper.

I again reverted back to the Eastern, Asian way of poop clean-up; the water technique.

I still have toilet paper in the bathroom but the only time I use it is when I have a small turd that does not want to fall, then I use one helping of hand of toilet paper to capture the turd, then proceed with the Water Method of Poop clean up.

AP had lived in Malaysia in the 1970s, near Kuala Lumpur and Cameroon Highlands in the Peace Corp where I learned the Water technique.

Toilet paper is a environment threat and especially to trees, so let us all switch to the Superior method of cleaning poop, the Asian Eastern water method.

Let us save trees and let us have better hygiene for the water method, once you are used to it, is far far superior.

AP
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Plutonium <plutonium.archimedes@gmail.com> fails at math and science:

> The Research I did was to do the method for about June my anus was super sore

Isn't that sweet. ArchiePoo has a bedwarmer, and it sounds like he's a
big boy!

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