On Thu, 25 Apr 2024 15:15:11 -0500, Physfitfreak wrote:

>
> The medieval period ended when the first dictionary of the English
> language itself came out, in the 1700's ! That's just 300 years ago
> according to my calculation.
>

Nope. The end of the Medieval period is also known as the Renaissance
which began in the 15th century, i.e. 1400's.

The Renaissance predates modern science but it includes the development
of perspective geometry which is fundamental to modern computer graphics.

The Renaissance also resulted in the fucked up female human being
which aided in preserving cats as a substitute for giving birth.

For neurotic women today, as back then, a cat is a substitute child.

On 4/25/24 16:23, Farley Flud wrote:
> On Thu, 25 Apr 2024 15:15:11 -0500, Physfitfreak wrote:
>
>>
>> The medieval period ended when the first dictionary of the English
>> language itself came out, in the 1700's ! That's just 300 years ago
>> according to my calculation.
>>
>
> Nope. The end of the Medieval period is also known as the Renaissance
> which began in the 15th century, i.e. 1400's.
>
> The Renaissance predates modern science but it includes the development
> of perspective geometry which is fundamental to modern computer graphics.
>
> The Renaissance also resulted in the fucked up female human being
> which aided in preserving cats as a substitute for giving birth.
>
> For neurotic women today, as back then, a cat is a substitute child.
>

Appearance of less than 5 figures doesn't bring the end of medieval
times. As I said, the proof of medieval times being over was the first
English dictionary getting printed because the effect had gone into
people by then. If not in your book, certainly in my book.

The matter of cat is not over until all Farleys are exterminated :)

On Thu, 25 Apr 2024 20:04:28 +0000, Farley Flud wrote:

> In modern times, there are excellent rodent control measures. There is
> no need for cats except for severely repressed females (cat women)
> and other highly neurotic human beings.

Tell that to the semi-feral Manx that hangs out around here.

On 4/25/24 17:59, Physfitfreak wrote:
> For neurotic women today, as back then, a cat is a substitute child.

I bet you mean those women who've experienced cro-magnon men :) Hehe :)

Cro-magnon man cannot compete with cats, and women know that and dump
those men!

You can't afford an independent being inside your household. Go get a
dog. You need a servant, not a friend.

On 4/26/24 12:37, Physfitfreak wrote:
> On 4/25/24 17:59, Physfitfreak wrote:
>> For neurotic women today, as back then, a cat is a substitute child.
>
>
> I bet you mean those women who've experienced cro-magnon men :) Hehe :)
>
> Cro-magnon man cannot compete with cats, and women know that and dump
> those men!
>
> You can't afford an independent being inside your household. Go get a
> dog. You need a servant, not a friend.

For those newsreader nuts I add that the inability to sense the quote
from someone else and placing it under the poster's own name instead, is
a bug that persists to exist and hasn't been fixed.

If you highlight a piece of text from what you previously quoted from
someone else, and make a "followup" addressing that piece only,
Thunderbird places the text under your own name as if it was you who
posted it earlier. It doesn't sense the original poster of it.

Poor programming by one or more of the Code Monkeys who develop
Thunderbird. You monkeys are everywhere! This is USA after all.

On 4/24/24 13:53, Physfitfreak wrote:
> And when the black and white got surprised, he ran to hide somewhere,
> which triggered the gray one to run after him, and the two other cats
> run after both gray and the black and white cats. So suddenly a huge
> noisy quarrel began and all four began running and jumping and fighting
> and hitting stuff around the living room, throwing them down, etc.

Kind of like this but with four cats, not two, and numbers among cat
reactions do not add, they multiply!:

https://streamable.com/qly6lq

On Fri, 26 Apr 2024 12:37:32 -0500, Physfitfreak wrote:

> On 4/25/24 17:59, Physfitfreak wrote:
>> For neurotic women today, as back then, a cat is a substitute child.
>
>
> I bet you mean those women who've experienced cro-magnon men :) Hehe :)
>

Nope. Check out the common reality:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_lady

In my neighborhood (Boston, MA) there was a woman who would always
leave food out in the open to feed her beloved squirrels. This is
just more projected motherhood.

The problem was that the food would attract and breed rats. The
city authorities, as a matter of public health, rightly forbad
her from leaving food out in the open. But the stupid, neurotic
bitch resisted and fought tooth and nail to keep feeding her
little "babies."

The phenomenon is real and widely recognized.

Cats, and their bitches, should be exterminated.

Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> wrote:

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_lady
>
>In my neighborhood (Boston, MA) there was a woman who would always
>leave food out in the open to feed her beloved squirrels. This is
>just more projected motherhood.
>
>The problem was that the food would attract and breed rats. The
>city authorities, as a matter of public health, rightly forbad
>her from leaving food out in the open. But the stupid, neurotic
>bitch resisted and fought tooth and nail to keep feeding her
>little "babies."
>
>The phenomenon is real and widely recognized.
>
>Cats, and their bitches, should be exterminated.

Grow a dick, seriously.

--
Joel W. Crump

Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

On 4/26/24 15:13, Farley Flud wrote:
> Cats, and their bitches, should be exterminated.

:-) That won't help your problem :)

Anytime, anywhere, any woman, if she observes, or is told by you or
others, or senses it herself, or even suspects it, that you show hatred
towards cats, she dumps you.

And women know quite well who to dump.

If you hate cats, you're not fit for any scene where relationship takes
place. Some men are like that. And as I said, what they need is not a
relationship, but a service. A servant. So they get a dog instead. With
a cat, not a single chance in the world you could have her as your
servant. She won't let you!

Get yourself a dog and that's all that you can muster in a "relationship."

On Fri, 26 Apr 2024 20:13:26 +0000, Farley Flud wrote:

> Nope. Check out the common reality:
>
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_lady

https://www.solosophie.com/hemingway-cats/

On 26 Apr 2024 22:41:38 GMT, rbowman wrote:

>
> https://www.solosophie.com/hemingway-cats/
>

Go and stroke your pussy.

GNU/Linux is for REAL MEN, and neither you or Hemingway
qualify.

rbowman wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:

> On Fri, 26 Apr 2024 20:13:26 +0000, Farley Flud wrote:
>
>> Nope. Check out the common reality:
>>
>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_lady
>
> https://www.solosophie.com/hemingway-cats/

A song about man's favorite er, "catkin", by R. Crumb and his band:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqUWfOU4mwo

My Girls .....

Apparently the original came about in the 1930s; also on youtube.

--
You will become rich and famous unless you don't.

On 4/27/24 05:45, Farley Flud wrote:
> On 26 Apr 2024 22:41:38 GMT, rbowman wrote:
>
>>
>> https://www.solosophie.com/hemingway-cats/
>>
>
> Go and stroke your pussy.
>
> GNU/Linux is for REAL MEN, and neither you or Hemingway
> qualify.
>
>

I may stick my dick into Gentoo when I get time. Not knowing jack about
Linux is dangerous without Windows 10.

On Sat, 27 Apr 2024 08:42:13 -0400, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:

> A song about man's favorite er, "catkin", by R. Crumb and his band:
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqUWfOU4mwo

Sign in to confirm your age?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E5QNrG7b8A

Brown was a little politer than Lucille Bogan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln4MPdvnkC0

but there were a lot of double entendre blues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVfqNCpcL2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGypxhxCE5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQcq2Y7YI14

I don't see it in their catalog but I'm pretty sure I have a cassette from
Shanachie that is all raunchy blues from the '20s and '30s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaQW6JXa3l0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzWMpvME5YI

Unlike Kriti Noem some people love their little poodles.

On 4/24/24 13:53, Physfitfreak wrote:
>
>
> He then looked for the hands and found them and inserted them back on
> the face of the clock. He chose, for now, to position them at 12 o'clock
> noon and adjust the fucking time and the clock itself later.
>
> Unbeknownst to him, he had inserted the hands in wrong order,
> effectively interchanging the roles of the two hands.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>

Physfit then walked around and patiently removed other stuff around the
living room that were knocked around, and placed them nicely where they
belonged. Then he, one by one, showed love to all four cats and made
them sure he was not angry at them, the result of which had always been
visibly easy to see cause they also in turn, invariably, showed a sign
that they loved him back and aren't angry at him. This could be as
little as a quick short licking of their front lips (the "no, but thank
you for offering" reaction when you offer something to them to eat and
they're either not hungry or the thing is a bit below the level at which
a food for cat should be), or a fake yawning (saying, "I'm already over
it and everything is fine here"), or slowly narrowing their eyelids and
lowering their beautiful heads (saying, "I'm sorry, but it happens
sometimes"), or lifting their little chins up to receive a bit more of
that touch under their chins as well (the way a male cat "hugs" human),
along with many other ways they could respond back reassuringly.

Such reactions as suddenly go full force jumping around is of course an
amazing defense mechanism that when triggered, goes into effect
automatically until enough time has passed to collect information to
zero in on what the threat is, if any. And that's when, if there is not
an actual threat, it immediately ends. That reaction results from
advanced brain developments that immediately senses that possibilities
are endless and therefore preparation for every scenario is due. A lot
of life forms have that but in various degrees and never as advanced and
matured as in cats.

Those miserable little home-tyrants who could only stand dogs, NEVER
cats, couldn't find that feature in their dogs. Compared to cats, dogs
were like lame stupid creatures who had to wait _seconds_ to make the
threats coming in sink in, before similar mechanism in them would go
into effect.

Physfit, knew that with practice, human also could get there and create
such abilities almost to the level that he could observe in cats. A
couple of forms of martial arts that were developed by Modern Humans,
and not the early humans of Europe, aimed at creating that level of
reaction by a lot of practice and through many years of effort. Human
was THAT much backward and miserable compared to life forms like cats in
that regard. Cats were born with it, and we had to put at the least 3
years of multiple hours of practice per day, every day, into it, to
perhaps some of us get there where cats so naturally, comfortably and
gracefully, were.

After that necessary _duty_ was carried out, the one that a
home-little-tyrant boy could never even IMAGINE in his entire limited
life, Physfit then got busy with other chores, beginning with cooking
cat food!

On 4/28/24 13:11, Physfitfreak wrote:
> After that necessary _duty_ was carried out, the one that a
> home-little-tyrant boy could never even IMAGINE in his entire limited
> life, Physfit then got busy with other chores, beginning with cooking
> cat food!

Cat food companies are thieves, extorting money from cat owners, just
like veterinarians. 100% thieves. But among them you can still find one
or at the most two companies that put a somewhat more level-headed price
on their products if you buy them in bulk. And in bulk, will have to be
in the dried form of cat food.

Their largest size of cat food, 40 to 50 lbs, has a price of what other
cat food companies offer for their 5 lb bags of dry cat food. This makes
the bulk ones 8 times cheaper, and it is still expensive but there is no
other choice left for someone with multiple cats.

It the ingredients aren't optimal of course. So Physfit had had to cook
and prepare his own version of cat food, along offering the bulk cheap
version to the cats.

The most inexpensive form of meat in the USA is chicken. But cats need
more than just one type of meet. They need a variety in meat they
consume. Pork, fish, liver, etc. And some of the vitamins should be
added to their meals as well.

In their dry food, if at all, there's little meat and that's almost
always chicken byproducts. It's not bad but it's never enough. And of
course there's vegetables and seeds that Physfit had to cook just to an
extent that made their structure and nutrients get closest to that which
a cat would find inside a mouse or bird's stomach.

So it was involved, but was well worth it. And after all was done, it
matched or exceeded the quality of the best and most expensive cat food
available to buy, with about a tenth of the price.

So Physfit, got busy preparing cat food, and after that rested by
getting on usenet, cursing the motherfucking Nazis in in there who had
the nerve to pretend they weren't Nazis.

Right after, he turned and looked at the pendulum clock to see what time
it was. He checked it against the time that computer showed at the lower
right corner on the screen. It matched perfectly. But soon he got sleepy
and hit the sack.

If at the time that he inserted the minute and hour hands back into the
clock at 12:00 noon position, the actual time was also 12:00 noon, find
out how long it took for him to prepare cat food and curse Nazis in
usenet, total.

(not that hard but not trivial either)