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 by: Michael Pendragon - Thu, 26 Jan 2023 00:27 UTC

On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 5:53:05 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:35:08 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:46:53 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 1:15:15 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 12:18:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > >> Jordy C wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> > > > >>
> > > > >
> > > > > thank you, Will
> > > > Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> > > >
> > >
> > > hola Will
> > Hello again Jordy, hope you're having a great afternoon.
> >
> > 🙂
> Shalom Will

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

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From: will.doc...@gmail.com (Will Dockery)
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 by: Will Dockery - Thu, 26 Jan 2023 02:08 UTC

On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 5:53:05 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:35:08 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:46:53 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 1:15:15 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 12:18:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > >> Jordy C wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> > > > >>
> > > > >
> > > > > thank you, Will
> > > > Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> > > >
> > >
> > > hola Will
> > Hello again Jordy, hope you're having a great afternoon.
> >
>
> Shalom Will

Good evening, my friend.

🙂

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 by: Jordy C - Thu, 26 Jan 2023 23:31 UTC

On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 9:08:20 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 5:53:05 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:35:08 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:46:53 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 1:15:15 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 12:18:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > >> Jordy C wrote:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >
> > > > > > thank you, Will
> > > > > Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > hola Will
> > > Hello again Jordy, hope you're having a great afternoon.
> > >
> >
> > Shalom Will
> Good evening, my friend.
>
> 🙂
bonjour, Will

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 by: Michael Pendragon - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 01:05 UTC

On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 6:31:15 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 9:08:20 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 5:53:05 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:35:08 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:46:53 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail..com wrote:
> > > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 1:15:15 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 12:18:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > > >> Jordy C wrote:
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > thank you, Will
> > > > > > Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > hola Will
> > > > Hello again Jordy, hope you're having a great afternoon.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Shalom Will
> > Good evening, my friend.
> >
> > 🙂
> bonjour, Will

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

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Jordy C wrote:

> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 9:08:20 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 5:53:05 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:35:08 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:46:53 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 1:15:15 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> > > > > Jordy C wrote:
>> > > > >
>> > > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 12:18:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> > > > > >> Jordy C wrote:
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > thank you, Will
>> > > > > Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
>> > > > >
>> > > >
>> > > > hola Will
>> > > Hello again Jordy, hope you're having a great afternoon.
>> > >
>> >
>> > Shalom Will
>> Good evening, my friend.
>>
>
> bonjour, Will

Hello there, Jordy.

🙂

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 by: Michael Pendragon - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 02:01 UTC

On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 8:35:14 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
>
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 9:08:20 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 5:53:05 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:35:08 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:46:53 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 1:15:15 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> > > > > Jordy C wrote:
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 12:18:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> > > > > >> Jordy C wrote:
> >> > > > > >>
> >> > > > > >>
> >> > > > > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> >> > > > > >>
> >> > > > > >> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> >> > > > > >>
> >> > > > > >
> >> > > > > > thank you, Will
> >> > > > > Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> >> > > > >
> >> > > >
> >> > > > hola Will
> >> > > Hello again Jordy, hope you're having a great afternoon.
> >> > >
> >> >
> >> > Shalom Will
> >> Good evening, my friend.
> >>
> >
> > bonjour, Will
> Hello there, Jordy.
>
> 🙂

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

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 by: Will Dockery - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 02:05 UTC

On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 5:53:05 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:35:08 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:46:53 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 1:15:15 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 12:18:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > >> Jordy C wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> > > > >>
> > > > >
> > > > > thank you, Will
> > > > Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> > > >
> > >
> > > hola Will
> > Hello again Jordy, hope you're having a great afternoon.
> >
>
> Shalom Will

Good evening, Jordy.

🙂

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 by: Michael Pendragon - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 02:39 UTC

On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 9:05:37 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 5:53:05 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:35:08 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:46:53 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 1:15:15 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 12:18:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > >> Jordy C wrote:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >
> > > > > > thank you, Will
> > > > > Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > hola Will
> > > Hello again Jordy, hope you're having a great afternoon.
> > >
> >
> > Shalom Will
> Good evening, Jordy.
>
> 🙂
THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

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Jordy C wrote:

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g

Good evening, again, great selection, Jordy.

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 by: Ash Wurthing - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 13:04 UTC

On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:58:05 AM UTC-5, michaelmalef...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:46:53 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 1:15:15 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > Jordy C wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 12:18:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >> Jordy C wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > > >>
> > > >> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> > > >>
> > > >
> > > > thank you, Will
> > > Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> > >
> > > 🙂
> > hola Will
> Hola, responsible Uncle.
>
> Please help me to understand where you're coming from.
>
> You aren't a poet, and seem unable to discuss poetry, yet you come to a poetry discussion group and take a piss on our Guidelines just to swap "Holas" with our resident troll.
>
> I don't see how this would be worth your time, but what really gets me is that this "Hello" swapping is more important to you than the reputation of your beloved nephew whose name is being turned into a Usenet punchline as a result of your actions.
>
> Why is saying "Hola, Bonjour, and Shalom" 10x/day to a jackass more important to you than your nephew's reputation?
> Uncle Isaac took his belt
> And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
> Jordy grew to like the whacks
> And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.
>
> Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
> 'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
> Isaac squeezed his love handles
> Then blew out his candles,
> Bent over and let out a "Toot!"
>
> Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
> Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
> Nephew Jordy was just a kid
> When he first straddled Isaac's pole.
>
> Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
> And cornholed him big-time at eight
> He left him creampied at eleven
> And went back home to masturbate.
>
> Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
> Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
> Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
> Yeah, his weekend was going alright.
>
> There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."
>
> Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
> Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
> He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
> But quick release cut all too short the date;
> Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
> And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
> Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
> Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
> When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
> Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
> Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
> For tis the ass enamors him the most:
> So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
> He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.
>
> Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
> He chased toddlers when he went school,
> He made brownies with them as a young man,
> Stirred their pudding until he would drool.
>
> Isaac chased little boys on the playground
> Although he was a middle aged man,
> Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
> Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
> The Jordy Factor
> a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene
>
> Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
> He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
> with my massive moobs that even young Clay
> has to admit that he’d like to sashay
> in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
> floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
> when he visited us to show us his fey
> manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
> I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
> him for free and he won’t have to pay
> for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.
>
> Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
> Who diddled his widdle nephew,
> Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
> But his pud was a dud
> And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.
>
> When Jordy was just a wee laddie
> He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
> Uncle paid him a call
> And buggered him raw
> And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."
>
> Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
> Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
> Got Jordy to bare it
> That he might then share it
> And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"
>
> Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
> His classmates found him a bit balmy;
> It was said that the lad
> Flicked his Bic for his dad:
> Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.
>
> Uncle Isaac desired little boys
> He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
> For a boy not yet ten
> (He preferred boys to men)
> And a man must have what he enjoys.
>
> Little Jordy was sugar and spice
> So his old uncle didn't think twice
> About dipping his pole
> In young Jordy's piehole,
> Boston cream never seemed worth the price.
>
> Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
> Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
> Isaac stuck in his thumb
> And made Jordy cum
> And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"
>
> Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
> Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
> Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
> He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.
>
> Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
> In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
> Isaac plugged up his hole
> And such joy filled his soul
> That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.
>
> Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
> Who's been found competently unfit,
> For it's said he enjoys
> Gallivanting with boys
> And dipping his dick in their shit.
>
> Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
> Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
> Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
> Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.
>
> Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
> Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
> Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
> Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.
>
> Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
> Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
> Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
> And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."
>
> When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
> His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
> With the youth in his sights
> Isaac gave up his nights
> To baby sit straddling his 'nads.
>
> Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
> Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
> Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
> But Isaac attached
> Himself with coagulants.
>
> Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
> Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
> So Judy was spared,
> And stood there and stared,
> While Jordy got it in the patootie.
>
> When Jordy went on Price is Right
> His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
> He said it was Uncle
> Ike and Garfuckles
> Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.
>
> Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
> He told his sister he’d feast her.
> They ate honey baked ham
> And rack of young lamb
> While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.
>
> Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
> From when he was just a young tot.
> Isaac gave him a ball
> and that wasn’t all,
> for his undies had X marks the spot.

He believes that he is doing nothing wrong, but when people do like he does without consideration for others, then he cries foul...
the whippin' fools want no rules, do what they say is wrong and then cry when others do as they do.

I had thought of stepping in for him with this matter of his nephew...
But seeing how he ignored while his buddies buried sound advise from a third party, how he? and/or his buddies are still bumping a thread about his nephew that he knows will provoke further dragging his nephew's name through the mud-- we wash our hands of the matter. Sorry no profound quote worthy words like Pilate, all I can say is "Oh fucking well." Those fools think they know better even though I don't believe any of them have held a professional career position...


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 by: Will Dockery - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 13:53 UTC

Jordy C wrote:
>> Will Dockery wrote:
>>> Jordy C wrote:
>>
>> >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
>
>>>> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
>
>>> thank you, Will
>> Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
>
> bonjour, Will

Hello there Jordy, hope you're having a great Friday morning.

🙂

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 by: Jordy C - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 13:54 UTC

On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 8:53:18 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
> >> Will Dockery wrote:
> >>> Jordy C wrote:
> >>
> >> >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> >
> >>>> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> >
> >>> thank you, Will
> >> Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> >
> > bonjour, Will
>
> Hello there Jordy, hope you're having a great Friday morning.
>
> 🙂
Thank you,same to you

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On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 8:54:57 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 8:53:18 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > Jordy C wrote:
> > >> Will Dockery wrote:
> > >>> Jordy C wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > >
> > >>>> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> > >
> > >>> thank you, Will
> > >> Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> > >
> > > bonjour, Will
> >
> > Hello there Jordy, hope you're having a great Friday morning.
> >
> > 🙂
> Thank you,same to you

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

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 by: Will Dockery - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 16:15 UTC

On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 8:54:57 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 8:53:18 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > Jordy C wrote:
> > >> Will Dockery wrote:
> > >>> Jordy C wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > >
> > >>>> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> > >
> > >>> thank you, Will
> > >> Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> > >
> > > bonjour, Will
> >
> > Hello there Jordy, hope you're having a great Friday morning.
> >
>
> Thank you,same to you

Good morning Jordy.

🙂

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Subject: Re: "Scarborough Fair"-Simon and Garfuckle
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 by: Michael Pendragon - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 16:29 UTC

On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:15:37 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 8:54:57 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 8:53:18 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > >> Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >>> Jordy C wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > > >
> > > >>>> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> > > >
> > > >>> thank you, Will
> > > >> Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> > > >
> > > > bonjour, Will
> > >
> > > Hello there Jordy, hope you're having a great Friday morning.
> > >
> >
> > Thank you,same to you
> Good morning Jordy.
>
> 🙂
THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Jordan Chasescott was expertly groomed
After visiting Isaac’s bedroom.
Jordan had a strong yen
To trade Barbies for Ken
And to keep his small tuchus perfumed.

Stout Joseph was pen-pals with “Price is Right” Jordan.
Chasescott Jordan offered photos to Stout Joseph’s warden.
Pics of Will Dockery
Made Stout Joe a mockery,
Since his dad wore just a bleue cordon.

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Subject: Re: "Scarborough Fair"-Simon and Garfunkel
From: will.doc...@gmail.com (Will Dockery)
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 by: Will Dockery - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 16:32 UTC

On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 5:53:05 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:35:08 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:46:53 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 1:15:15 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 12:18:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > >> Jordy C wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> > > > >>
> > > > >
> > > > > thank you, Will
> > > > Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> > > >
> > >
> > > hola Will
> > Hello again Jordy, hope you're having a great afternoon.
> >
>
> Shalom Will

Hello there Jordy, great to see you again this morning.

🙂

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Subject: Re: "Scarborough Fair"-Simon and Garfunkel
From: michaelm...@gmail.com (Michael Pendragon)
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 by: Michael Pendragon - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 16:34 UTC

On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:32:45 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 5:53:05 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:35:08 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:46:53 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 1:15:15 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 12:18:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > >> Jordy C wrote:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >
> > > > > > thank you, Will
> > > > > Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > hola Will
> > > Hello again Jordy, hope you're having a great afternoon.
> > >
> >
> > Shalom Will
> Hello there Jordy, great to see you again this morning.
>
> 🙂
THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Jordan Chasescott was expertly groomed
After visiting Isaac’s bedroom.
Jordan had a strong yen
To trade Barbies for Ken
And to keep his small tuchus perfumed.

Stout Joseph was pen-pals with “Price is Right” Jordan.
Chasescott Jordan offered photos to Stout Joseph’s warden.
Pics of Will Dockery
Made Stout Joe a mockery,
Since his dad wore just a bleue cordon.

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Subject: Re: "Scarborough Fair"-Simon and Garfunckle
From: opb...@yahoo.com (Will Dockery)
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 by: Will Dockery - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 16:48 UTC

On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:46:53 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 1:15:15 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > Jordy C wrote:
> >
> > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 12:18:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> Jordy C wrote:
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > >>
> > >> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> > >>
> > >
> > > thank you, Will
> > Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> >
>
> hola Will

Hello there.

🙂

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Subject: Re: "Scarborough Fair"-Simon and Garfunckle
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 by: Jordy C - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 17:07 UTC

On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:48:50 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:46:53 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 1:15:15 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > Jordy C wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 12:18:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >> Jordy C wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > > >>
> > > >> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> > > >>
> > > >
> > > > thank you, Will
> > > Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> > >
> >
> > hola Will
> Hello there.
>
> 🙂
bonjour, Will

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 by: Michael Pendragon - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 18:55 UTC

On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 12:07:31 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:48:50 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:46:53 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 1:15:15 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 12:18:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > >> Jordy C wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> > > > >>
> > > > >
> > > > > thank you, Will
> > > > Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> > > >
> > >
> > > hola Will
> > Hello there.
> >
> > 🙂
> bonjour, Will

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Jordan Chasescott was expertly groomed
After visiting Isaac’s bedroom.
Jordan had a strong yen
To trade Barbies for Ken
And to keep his small tuchus perfumed.

Stout Joseph was pen-pals with “Price is Right” Jordan.
Chasescott Jordan offered photos to Stout Joseph’s warden.
Pics of Will Dockery
Made Stout Joe a mockery,
Since his dad wore just a bleue cordon.

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 by: Will Dockery - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 19:29 UTC

On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 12:07:31 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:48:50 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:46:53 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 1:15:15 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 12:18:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > >> Jordy C wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> > > > >>
> > > > >
> > > > > thank you, Will
> > > > Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> > > >
> > >
> > > hola Will
> > Hello there.
> >
>
> bonjour, Will

Hope you're having a great afternoon, Jordy.

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 by: Michael Pendragon - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 19:51 UTC

On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 2:29:38 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 12:07:31 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:48:50 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:46:53 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 1:15:15 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 12:18:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > >> Jordy C wrote:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >
> > > > > > thank you, Will
> > > > > Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > hola Will
> > > Hello there.
> > >
> >
> > bonjour, Will
> Hope you're having a great afternoon, Jordy.

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Jordan Chasescott was expertly groomed
After visiting Isaac’s bedroom.
Jordan had a strong yen
To trade Barbies for Ken
And to keep his small tuchus perfumed.

Stout Joseph was pen-pals with “Price is Right” Jordan.
Chasescott Jordan offered photos to Stout Joseph’s warden.
Pics of Will Dockery
Made Stout Joe a mockery,
Since his dad wore just a bleue cordon.

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Subject: Re: "Scarborough Fair"-Simon and Garfunkel
From: will.doc...@gmail.com (Will Dockery)
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 by: Will Dockery - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 20:56 UTC

On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 5:53:05 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:35:08 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:46:53 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 1:15:15 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 12:18:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > >> Jordy C wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> > > > >>
> > > > >
> > > > > thank you, Will
> > > > Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> > > >
> > >
> > > hola Will
> > Hello again Jordy, hope you're having a great afternoon.
> >
>
> Shalom Will

Good afternoon, Jordy.

🙂

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Subject: Re: "Scarborough Fair"-Simon and Garfunckle
From: jdchase...@gmail.com (Jordy C)
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 by: Jordy C - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 21:56 UTC

On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 2:29:38 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 12:07:31 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:48:50 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:46:53 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 1:15:15 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 12:18:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > >> Jordy C wrote:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >
> > > > > > thank you, Will
> > > > > Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > hola Will
> > > Hello there.
> > >
> >
> > bonjour, Will
> Hope you're having a great afternoon, Jordy.
thank you, same to you

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 by: Jordy C - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 21:56 UTC

On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 3:56:28 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 5:53:05 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:35:08 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:46:53 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 1:15:15 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 12:18:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > >> Jordy C wrote:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >
> > > > > > thank you, Will
> > > > > Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > hola Will
> > > Hello again Jordy, hope you're having a great afternoon.
> > >
> >
> > Shalom Will
> Good afternoon, Jordy.
>
> 🙂
bonjour, Will


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