Will Dockery wrote:
>
> The Talking Asshole/ Frank Zappa
> https://youtu.be/t1oI4zF5m5U

> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 10:18:10 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> A wannabe poet named Ash
>> Thought writing could bring in some cash;
>> But all of his verses
>> Brought him only curses,
>> And all of it went in the trash.
>>
>>
>> gjd

> ....

Love Frank Zappa.....

On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 12:49:26 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 3:42:01 PM UTC, Ash Wurthing wrote:
>
> > No one has to be a professional, because Will and Zod's behavior are text book examples of various mental conditions
> > Also no one needs to be a trained proctologist to see that they're real world example of a walking, talking assholes!
> > They remind me of Samantha from the movie "Skins"...
> That sounds like Jordy's Uncle's kind of movie. We await his review!
no it is assuredly NOT my type of movie! As somewhat of a film snob, I prefer well crafted and splendidly acted, rather highbrow art movies(Antonioni, Bergman, Resnais, Altman etc), and classics and highly reviewed dramas and mysteries and thrillers...

On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 5:00:37 PM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 3:42:01 PM UTC, Ash Wurthing wrote:
>
> > > Samantha from the movie "Skins"...
>
> no it is assuredly NOT my type of movie! As somewhat of a film snob, I prefer well crafted and splendidly acted, rather highbrow art movies(Antonioni, Bergman, Resnais, Altman etc), and classics and highly reviewed dramas and mysteries and thrillers...

I am looking forward to viewing the Robert Altman movie THREE WOMEN as per your suggestion, J.C.....

On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 9:00:37 PM UTC, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 12:49:26 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 3:42:01 PM UTC, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> >
> > > No one has to be a professional, because Will and Zod's behavior are text book examples of various mental conditions
> > > Also no one needs to be a trained proctologist to see that they're real world example of a walking, talking assholes!
> > > They remind me of Samantha from the movie "Skins"...
> > That sounds like Jordy's Uncle's kind of movie. We await his review!
> no it is assuredly NOT my type of movie! As somewhat of a film snob, I prefer well crafted and splendidly acted, rather highbrow art movies(Antonioni, Bergman, Resnais, Altman etc), and classics and highly reviewed dramas and mysteries and thrillers...
Be honest, Jordy's Uncle. You LOVED, ADORED, SAW 50 TIMES. BOUGHT THE BLUE-RAY, AND SING THE SONGS from "Skins." It has Jordy's Uncle written all over, under, inside, and above it.

On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 5:17:42 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
>
> LOVED, ADORED, SAW 50 TIMES. BOUGHT THE BLUE-RAY, AND SING THE SONGS from "Skins."

You loved it that much, Nancy G....?

Ha ha....

Welcome my dear pliable test subjects of my mad social malignancy engineering! Oooohhh, I am truly giddy that I have you all together...

First I like to thank you for the title, but I'm afraid to inform you, I have already been awarded it : (

Secondly, I'm all apologies for neglecting to pay fuller attention to my experiments and I'm truly ashamed having to admit that you're just a morbid curiosity hobby.

"Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the
belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable sodding
rotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling,
dithering palsied pulse-less lot that make up "Columbus'
ignoble sons". They've got white of egg in their veins,
and their spunk is that watery its a marvel they can
breed. They can nothing but frog-spawn — the gibberers!
God, how I hate them! God curse them, funkers. God blast
them, wish-wash."
~~ thank you and apologies, D H Lawrence

Jordy, are you appalled?
Your tender feelings mauled?
No? Let me get my chain saw!
Are you thoroughly mortified?
There's a cure- and it's certified
Let's get the formaldehyde!

With his pride
mortified
I pickled him
in formaldehyde...
~~Anon

jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> Nancy Gene wrote:
>>Ash wrote:
>
>> > Samantha from the movie "Skins"...
>> That sounds like xxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>
> no it is assuredly NOT my type of movie! As somewhat of a film snob, I prefer well crafted and splendidly acted, rather highbrow art movies(Antonioni, Bergman, Resnais, Altman etc), and classics and highly reviewed dramas and mysteries and thrillers...

Just more lies and misrepresentations from Nancy Gene, Jordy.

On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 5:23:37 PM UTC-4, vhug...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 5:17:42 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> >
> > LOVED, ADORED, SAW 50 TIMES. BOUGHT THE BLUE-RAY, AND SING THE SONGS from "Skins."
> You loved it that much, Nancy G....?
>
> Ha ha....

Not a surprise.

🙂

Will Dockery wrote:

> On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:25:22 PM UTC-4, vhug...@gmail.com wrote:
>> Family Guy wrote:
>>
>> > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 4:12:52 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
>> >
>> >> Good try, Dink, but I think your rhythm is off.
>>
>> > I've seen your stage "performance" and I've read your "poems."
>>
>>
>> Look DINK admits he watches and reads your poetry and songs....!

> I'm impressed.

> 🙂

Dink is a fan.... ha ha.

George J. Dance wrote:

> On 2022-06-07 7:51 p.m., W.Dockery wrote:
>> Rocky Stoneberg wrote:
>>
>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>
>>>> A wannabe poet named Ash
>>>> Thought writing could bring in some cash;
>>>> But all of his verses
>>>> Brought him only curses,
>>>> And all of it went in the trash.
>>
>>>>
>>>> gjd
>>
>>> Outstanding work in the limerick form...
>>
>> Even PJR might approve.
>>
>> 🙂

> PJ Ross has actually commented on it:
> 'Close, but no cigar. Forced stress on "him".'

> Both this and the "Bobby Burro" limerick were ones I wrote earlier in
> the year, in threads where they're effectively lost to posterity. So I
> decided to top-post them so they'd be easier to find.

Good day to you G.D.

Will Dockery wrote:

> On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 10:18:10 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>
>> A wannabe poet named Ash
>> Thought writing could bring in some cash;
>> But all of his verses
>> Brought him only curses,
>> And all of it went in the trash.
>>
>>
>> gjd

> Perhaps Ash should have stuck with comix?

> At least those wound up in the Library of Congress.

> 🙂

Don't mention comix, that throws Ash off into a gibberish tantrum...!

On Sunday, July 17, 2022 at 10:53:47 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 6:12:01 PM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
>
> > Welcome my dear pliable test subjects of my mad social malignancy engineering! Oooohhh, I am truly giddy that I have you all together...
> >
> > First I like to thank you for the title, but I'm afraid to inform you, I have already been awarded it : (
> >
> > Secondly, I'm all apologies for neglecting to pay fuller attention to my experiments and I'm truly ashamed having to admit that you're just a morbid curiosity hobby.
> >
> > "Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the
> > belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable sodding
> > rotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling,
> > dithering palsied pulse-less lot that make up "Columbus'
> > ignoble sons". They've got white of egg in their veins,
> > and their spunk is that watery its a marvel they can
> > breed. They can nothing but frog-spawn — the gibberers!
> > God, how I hate them! God curse them, funkers. God blast
> > them, wish-wash."
> > ~~ thank you and apologies, D H Lawrence
> >
> > Jordy, are you appalled?
> > Your tender feelings mauled?
> > No? Let me get my chain saw!
> > Are you thoroughly mortified?
> > There's a cure- and it's certified
> > Let's get the formaldehyde!
> >
> > With his pride
> > mortified
> > I pickled him
> > in formaldehyde...
> > ~~Anon
> well I am slightly disappointed, at the very least... you said that you generally strive to keep your personal attacks on the subtle side... those insults do not seem particularly subtle, though they are on the creative , imaginative side, granted...

Ash tends to go over the top, agreed.

On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 8:44:36 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Sunday, July 17, 2022 at 10:53:47 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 6:12:01 PM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> >
> > > Welcome my dear pliable test subjects of my mad social malignancy engineering! Oooohhh, I am truly giddy that I have you all together...
> > >
> > > First I like to thank you for the title, but I'm afraid to inform you, I have already been awarded it : (
> > >
> > > Secondly, I'm all apologies for neglecting to pay fuller attention to my experiments and I'm truly ashamed having to admit that you're just a morbid curiosity hobby.
> > >
> > > "Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the
> > > belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable sodding
> > > rotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling,
> > > dithering palsied pulse-less lot that make up "Columbus'
> > > ignoble sons". They've got white of egg in their veins,
> > > and their spunk is that watery its a marvel they can
> > > breed. They can nothing but frog-spawn — the gibberers!
> > > God, how I hate them! God curse them, funkers. God blast
> > > them, wish-wash."
> > > ~~ thank you and apologies, D H Lawrence
> > >
> > > Jordy, are you appalled?
> > > Your tender feelings mauled?
> > > No? Let me get my chain saw!
> > > Are you thoroughly mortified?
> > > There's a cure- and it's certified
> > > Let's get the formaldehyde!
> > >
> > > With his pride
> > > mortified
> > > I pickled him
> > > in formaldehyde...
> > > ~~Anon
> > well I am slightly disappointed, at the very least... you said that you generally strive to keep your personal attacks on the subtle side... those insults do not seem particularly subtle, though they are on the creative , imaginative side, granted...
> Ash tends to go over the top, agreed.

You tend to berate most here, your perfection shines.

On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 8:48:03 AM UTC-4, blackpo...@aol.com wrote:
> On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 8:44:36 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Sunday, July 17, 2022 at 10:53:47 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 6:12:01 PM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > >
> > > > Welcome my dear pliable test subjects of my mad social malignancy engineering! Oooohhh, I am truly giddy that I have you all together...
> > > >
> > > > First I like to thank you for the title, but I'm afraid to inform you, I have already been awarded it : (
> > > >
> > > > Secondly, I'm all apologies for neglecting to pay fuller attention to my experiments and I'm truly ashamed having to admit that you're just a morbid curiosity hobby.
> > > >
> > > > "Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the
> > > > belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable sodding
> > > > rotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling,
> > > > dithering palsied pulse-less lot that make up "Columbus'
> > > > ignoble sons". They've got white of egg in their veins,
> > > > and their spunk is that watery its a marvel they can
> > > > breed. They can nothing but frog-spawn — the gibberers!
> > > > God, how I hate them! God curse them, funkers. God blast
> > > > them, wish-wash."
> > > > ~~ thank you and apologies, D H Lawrence
> > > >
> > > > Jordy, are you appalled?
> > > > Your tender feelings mauled?
> > > > No? Let me get my chain saw!
> > > > Are you thoroughly mortified?
> > > > There's a cure- and it's certified
> > > > Let's get the formaldehyde!
> > > >
> > > > With his pride
> > > > mortified
> > > > I pickled him
> > > > in formaldehyde...
> > > > ~~Anon
> > > well I am slightly disappointed, at the very least... you said that you generally strive to keep your personal attacks on the subtle side... those insults do not seem particularly subtle, though they are on the creative , imaginative side, granted...
> > Ash tends to go over the top, agreed.
> You tend to berate most here, your perfection shines.

You're confused.

I'm the one pointing out that we all make mistakes, Senetto.

On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 8:52:59 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 8:48:03 AM UTC-4, blackpo...@aol.com wrote:
> > On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 8:44:36 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Sunday, July 17, 2022 at 10:53:47 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 6:12:01 PM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Welcome my dear pliable test subjects of my mad social malignancy engineering! Oooohhh, I am truly giddy that I have you all together...
> > > > >
> > > > > First I like to thank you for the title, but I'm afraid to inform you, I have already been awarded it : (
> > > > >
> > > > > Secondly, I'm all apologies for neglecting to pay fuller attention to my experiments and I'm truly ashamed having to admit that you're just a morbid curiosity hobby.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the
> > > > > belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable sodding
> > > > > rotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling,
> > > > > dithering palsied pulse-less lot that make up "Columbus'
> > > > > ignoble sons". They've got white of egg in their veins,
> > > > > and their spunk is that watery its a marvel they can
> > > > > breed. They can nothing but frog-spawn — the gibberers!
> > > > > God, how I hate them! God curse them, funkers. God blast
> > > > > them, wish-wash."
> > > > > ~~ thank you and apologies, D H Lawrence
> > > > >
> > > > > Jordy, are you appalled?
> > > > > Your tender feelings mauled?
> > > > > No? Let me get my chain saw!
> > > > > Are you thoroughly mortified?
> > > > > There's a cure- and it's certified
> > > > > Let's get the formaldehyde!
> > > > >
> > > > > With his pride
> > > > > mortified
> > > > > I pickled him
> > > > > in formaldehyde...
> > > > > ~~Anon
> > > > well I am slightly disappointed, at the very least... you said that you generally strive to keep your personal attacks on the subtle side... those insults do not seem particularly subtle, though they are on the creative , imaginative side, granted...
> > > Ash tends to go over the top, agreed.
> > You tend to berate most here, your perfection shines.
> You're confused.
>
> I'm the one pointing out that we all make mistakes, Senetto.

Nice try, you cover your shit like some homeless dog. Back trac, back pedal and now all is well, 'we all make mistakes.'

You say Michael covered up my mistakes, in secret...what the fuck does that mean?

On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 9:09:08 AM UTC-4, blackpo...@aol.com wrote:
> On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 8:52:59 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 8:48:03 AM UTC-4, blackpo...@aol.com wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 8:44:36 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, July 17, 2022 at 10:53:47 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > > On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 6:12:01 PM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Welcome my dear pliable test subjects of my mad social malignancy engineering! Oooohhh, I am truly giddy that I have you all together...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > First I like to thank you for the title, but I'm afraid to inform you, I have already been awarded it : (
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Secondly, I'm all apologies for neglecting to pay fuller attention to my experiments and I'm truly ashamed having to admit that you're just a morbid curiosity hobby.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the
> > > > > > belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable sodding
> > > > > > rotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling,
> > > > > > dithering palsied pulse-less lot that make up "Columbus'
> > > > > > ignoble sons". They've got white of egg in their veins,
> > > > > > and their spunk is that watery its a marvel they can
> > > > > > breed. They can nothing but frog-spawn — the gibberers!
> > > > > > God, how I hate them! God curse them, funkers. God blast
> > > > > > them, wish-wash."
> > > > > > ~~ thank you and apologies, D H Lawrence
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Jordy, are you appalled?
> > > > > > Your tender feelings mauled?
> > > > > > No? Let me get my chain saw!
> > > > > > Are you thoroughly mortified?
> > > > > > There's a cure- and it's certified
> > > > > > Let's get the formaldehyde!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > With his pride
> > > > > > mortified
> > > > > > I pickled him
> > > > > > in formaldehyde...
> > > > > > ~~Anon
> > > > > well I am slightly disappointed, at the very least... you said that you generally strive to keep your personal attacks on the subtle side... those insults do not seem particularly subtle, though they are on the creative , imaginative side, granted...
> > > > Ash tends to go over the top, agreed.
> > > You tend to berate most here, your perfection shines.
> > You're confused.
> >
> > I'm the one pointing out that we all make mistakes, Senetto.
> Nice try, you cover your shit like some homeless dog. Back trac,

For example ^^^^^^^

back pedal and now all is well, 'we all make mistakes.'

Yes, we all do.

>
> You say Michael covered up my mistakes, in secret...what the fuck does that mean?

On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 5:17:42 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 9:00:37 PM UTC, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 12:49:26 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 3:42:01 PM UTC, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > >
> > > > No one has to be a professional, because Will and Zod's behavior are text book examples of various mental conditions
> > > > Also no one needs to be a trained proctologist to see that they're real world example of a walking, talking assholes!
> > > > They remind me of Samantha from the movie "Skins"...
> > > That sounds like Jordy's Uncle's kind of movie. We await his review!
> > no it is assuredly NOT my type of movie! As somewhat of a film snob, I prefer well crafted and splendidly acted, rather highbrow art movies(Antonioni, Bergman, Resnais, Altman etc), and classics and highly reviewed dramas and mysteries and thrillers...
> Be honest, Jordy's Uncle. You LOVED, ADORED, SAW 50 TIMES. BOUGHT THE BLUE-RAY, AND SING THE SONGS from "Skins." It has Jordy's Uncle written all over, under, inside, and above it.
>

Jordy's Uncle invited me to a private screening of it via personal email.

Needless to say, I declined.

Michael Pendragon
"No, it poetry and thus on topic in a poetry group."
Will Donkey

On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 8:52:59 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 8:48:03 AM UTC-4, blackpo...@aol.com wrote:
> > On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 8:44:36 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Sunday, July 17, 2022 at 10:53:47 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 6:12:01 PM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Welcome my dear pliable test subjects of my mad social malignancy engineering! Oooohhh, I am truly giddy that I have you all together...
> > > > >
> > > > > First I like to thank you for the title, but I'm afraid to inform you, I have already been awarded it : (
> > > > >
> > > > > Secondly, I'm all apologies for neglecting to pay fuller attention to my experiments and I'm truly ashamed having to admit that you're just a morbid curiosity hobby.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the
> > > > > belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable sodding
> > > > > rotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling,
> > > > > dithering palsied pulse-less lot that make up "Columbus'
> > > > > ignoble sons". They've got white of egg in their veins,
> > > > > and their spunk is that watery its a marvel they can
> > > > > breed. They can nothing but frog-spawn — the gibberers!
> > > > > God, how I hate them! God curse them, funkers. God blast
> > > > > them, wish-wash."
> > > > > ~~ thank you and apologies, D H Lawrence
> > > > >
> > > > > Jordy, are you appalled?
> > > > > Your tender feelings mauled?
> > > > > No? Let me get my chain saw!
> > > > > Are you thoroughly mortified?
> > > > > There's a cure- and it's certified
> > > > > Let's get the formaldehyde!
> > > > >
> > > > > With his pride
> > > > > mortified
> > > > > I pickled him
> > > > > in formaldehyde...
> > > > > ~~Anon
> > > > well I am slightly disappointed, at the very least... you said that you generally strive to keep your personal attacks on the subtle side... those insults do not seem particularly subtle, though they are on the creative , imaginative side, granted...
> > > Ash tends to go over the top, agreed.
> > You tend to berate most here, your perfection shines.
> You're confused.
>
> I'm the one pointing out that we all make mistakes, Senetto.

True... however you make more mistakes than the rest of us combined.

That fact alone should be telling you something.

Michael Pendragon
"No, it poetry and thus on topic in a poetry group."
Will Donkey

On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 11:23:50 AM UTC-4, michaelmalef...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 8:52:59 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 8:48:03 AM UTC-4, blackpo...@aol.com wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 8:44:36 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, July 17, 2022 at 10:53:47 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > > On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 6:12:01 PM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Welcome my dear pliable test subjects of my mad social malignancy engineering! Oooohhh, I am truly giddy that I have you all together...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > First I like to thank you for the title, but I'm afraid to inform you, I have already been awarded it : (
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Secondly, I'm all apologies for neglecting to pay fuller attention to my experiments and I'm truly ashamed having to admit that you're just a morbid curiosity hobby.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the
> > > > > > belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable sodding
> > > > > > rotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling,
> > > > > > dithering palsied pulse-less lot that make up "Columbus'
> > > > > > ignoble sons". They've got white of egg in their veins,
> > > > > > and their spunk is that watery its a marvel they can
> > > > > > breed. They can nothing but frog-spawn — the gibberers!
> > > > > > God, how I hate them! God curse them, funkers. God blast
> > > > > > them, wish-wash."
> > > > > > ~~ thank you and apologies, D H Lawrence
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Jordy, are you appalled?
> > > > > > Your tender feelings mauled?
> > > > > > No? Let me get my chain saw!
> > > > > > Are you thoroughly mortified?
> > > > > > There's a cure- and it's certified
> > > > > > Let's get the formaldehyde!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > With his pride
> > > > > > mortified
> > > > > > I pickled him
> > > > > > in formaldehyde...
> > > > > > ~~Anon
> > > > > well I am slightly disappointed, at the very least... you said that you generally strive to keep your personal attacks on the subtle side... those insults do not seem particularly subtle, though they are on the creative , imaginative side, granted...
> > > > Ash tends to go over the top, agreed.
> > > You tend to berate most here, your perfection shines.
> > You're confused.
> >
> > I'm the one pointing out that we all make mistakes, Senetto.
> True... however you make more mistakes than the rest of us combined.
>
> That fact alone should be telling you something.
> Michael Pendragon
> "No, it poetry and thus on topic in a poetry group."
> Will Donkey

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🥔🥔🥔
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🥔🥔
🥔🥔🥔

On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 11:23:50 AM UTC-4, michaelmalef...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 8:52:59 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 8:48:03 AM UTC-4, blackpo...@aol.com wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 8:44:36 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, July 17, 2022 at 10:53:47 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > > On Saturday, July 16, 2022 at 6:12:01 PM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Welcome my dear pliable test subjects of my mad social malignancy engineering! Oooohhh, I am truly giddy that I have you all together...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > First I like to thank you for the title, but I'm afraid to inform you, I have already been awarded it : (
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Secondly, I'm all apologies for neglecting to pay fuller attention to my experiments and I'm truly ashamed having to admit that you're just a morbid curiosity hobby.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the
> > > > > > belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable sodding
> > > > > > rotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling,
> > > > > > dithering palsied pulse-less lot that make up "Columbus'
> > > > > > ignoble sons". They've got white of egg in their veins,
> > > > > > and their spunk is that watery its a marvel they can
> > > > > > breed. They can nothing but frog-spawn — the gibberers!
> > > > > > God, how I hate them! God curse them, funkers. God blast
> > > > > > them, wish-wash."
> > > > > > ~~ thank you and apologies, D H Lawrence
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Jordy, are you appalled?
> > > > > > Your tender feelings mauled?
> > > > > > No? Let me get my chain saw!
> > > > > > Are you thoroughly mortified?
> > > > > > There's a cure- and it's certified
> > > > > > Let's get the formaldehyde!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > With his pride
> > > > > > mortified
> > > > > > I pickled him
> > > > > > in formaldehyde...
> > > > > > ~~Anon
> > > > > well I am slightly disappointed, at the very least... you said that you generally strive to keep your personal attacks on the subtle side... those insults do not seem particularly subtle, though they are on the creative , imaginative side, granted...
> > > > Ash tends to go over the top, agreed.
> > > You tend to berate most here, your perfection shines.
> > You're confused.
> >
> > I'm the one pointing out that we all make mistakes, Senetto.
> True

Exactly.

George J. Dance wrote:

> On 2022-06-09 12:19 a.m., W.Dockery wrote:
>> Rocky Stoneberg wrote:
>>
>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>
>>>> On 2022-06-07 7:51 p.m., W.Dockery wrote:
>>>>> Rocky Stoneberg wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A wannabe poet named Ash
>>>>>>> Thought writing could bring in some cash;
>>>>>>> But all of his verses
>>>>>>> Brought him only curses,
>>>>>>> And all of it went in the trash.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> gjd
>>>>>
>>>>>> Outstanding work in the limerick form...
>>>>>
>>>>> Even PJR might approve.
>>>>>
>>>>> 🙂
>>
>>>> PJ Ross has actually commented on it:
>>>> 'Close, but no cigar. Forced stress on "him".'
>>
>>>> Both this and the "Bobby Burro" limerick were ones I wrote earlier in
>>>> the year, in threads where they're effectively lost to posterity. So
>>>> I decided to top-post them so they'd be easier to find.
>>
>>> Peter is always a tough critic, I daresay....
>>
>> But when he gets serious, PJR does post some instructional thoughts.

> He was always worth listening to. But one doesn't have to agree with
> *him*, and here I listened and then disagreed.

> It's not normal, but it's not unnatural (and therefore not forced) for a
> person to stress "him" in such a context. Imagine, for example, pointing
> to the person when you're saying it.

Well put....

On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 5:00:18 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> George J. Dance wrote:
> > On 2022-06-09 12:19 a.m., W.Dockery wrote:
> >> Rocky Stoneberg wrote:
> >>
> >>> George J. Dance wrote:
> >>
> >>>> On 2022-06-07 7:51 p.m., W.Dockery wrote:
> >>>>> Rocky Stoneberg wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> A wannabe poet named Ash
> >>>>>>> Thought writing could bring in some cash;
> >>>>>>> But all of his verses
> >>>>>>> Brought him only curses,
> >>>>>>> And all of it went in the trash.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> gjd
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> Outstanding work in the limerick form...
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Even PJR might approve.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> 🙂
> >>
> >>>> PJ Ross has actually commented on it:
> >>>> 'Close, but no cigar. Forced stress on "him".'
> >>
> >>>> Both this and the "Bobby Burro" limerick were ones I wrote earlier in
> >>>> the year, in threads where they're effectively lost to posterity. So
> >>>> I decided to top-post them so they'd be easier to find.
> >>
> >>> Peter is always a tough critic, I daresay....
> >>
> >> But when he gets serious, PJR does post some instructional thoughts.
>
> > He was always worth listening to. But one doesn't have to agree with
> > *him*, and here I listened and then disagreed.
>
> > It's not normal, but it's not unnatural (and therefore not forced) for a
> > person to stress "him" in such a context. Imagine, for example, pointing
> > to the person when you're saying it.
>
>
> Well put....

Seconded.

On Friday, July 22, 2022 at 12:32:16 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 5:00:18 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> > George J. Dance wrote:
> > > On 2022-06-09 12:19 a.m., W.Dockery wrote:
> > >> Rocky Stoneberg wrote:
> > >>
> > >>> George J. Dance wrote:
> > >>
> > >>>> On 2022-06-07 7:51 p.m., W.Dockery wrote:
> > >>>>> Rocky Stoneberg wrote:
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> A wannabe poet named Ash
> > >>>>>>> Thought writing could bring in some cash;
> > >>>>>>> But all of his verses
> > >>>>>>> Brought him only curses,
> > >>>>>>> And all of it went in the trash.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> gjd
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>> Outstanding work in the limerick form...
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> Even PJR might approve.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> 🙂
> > >>
> > >>>> PJ Ross has actually commented on it:
> > >>>> 'Close, but no cigar. Forced stress on "him".'
> > >>
> > >>>> Both this and the "Bobby Burro" limerick were ones I wrote earlier in
> > >>>> the year, in threads where they're effectively lost to posterity. So
> > >>>> I decided to top-post them so they'd be easier to find.
> > >>
> > >>> Peter is always a tough critic, I daresay....
> > >>
> > >> But when he gets serious, PJR does post some instructional thoughts.
> >
> > > He was always worth listening to. But one doesn't have to agree with
> > > *him*, and here I listened and then disagreed.
> >
> > > It's not normal, but it's not unnatural (and therefore not forced) for a
> > > person to stress "him" in such a context. Imagine, for example, pointing
> > > to the person when you're saying it.
> >
> >
> > Well put....
> Seconded.

Better wake up Will, I'm gettin' the last word in on you!

What I think of your bore of a poet, CankookBaG:

O! See the pedaling covering up by teefortee disciples
while Columbus' white knights' flail in denial
It seems that all the self righteous tattering
has brought out skeletons clattering
Busting out in a nasty tatting pageantry-
a resolute coming out, imagined he,
the closet case Qwannabe...

On Friday, July 22, 2022 at 4:26:28 AM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> On Friday, July 22, 2022 at 12:32:16 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, July 20, 2022 at 5:00:18 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> > > George J. Dance wrote:
> > > > On 2022-06-09 12:19 a.m., W.Dockery wrote:
> > > >> Rocky Stoneberg wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >>> George J. Dance wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >>>> On 2022-06-07 7:51 p.m., W.Dockery wrote:
> > > >>>>> Rocky Stoneberg wrote:
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>> A wannabe poet named Ash
> > > >>>>>>> Thought writing could bring in some cash;
> > > >>>>>>> But all of his verses
> > > >>>>>>> Brought him only curses,
> > > >>>>>>> And all of it went in the trash.
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>> gjd
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>> Outstanding work in the limerick form...
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>> Even PJR might approve.
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>> 🙂
> > > >>
> > > >>>> PJ Ross has actually commented on it:
> > > >>>> 'Close, but no cigar. Forced stress on "him".'
> > > >>
> > > >>>> Both this and the "Bobby Burro" limerick were ones I wrote earlier in
> > > >>>> the year, in threads where they're effectively lost to posterity.. So
> > > >>>> I decided to top-post them so they'd be easier to find.
> > > >>
> > > >>> Peter is always a tough critic, I daresay....
> > > >>
> > > >> But when he gets serious, PJR does post some instructional thoughts.
> > >
> > > > He was always worth listening to. But one doesn't have to agree with
> > > > *him*, and here I listened and then disagreed.
> > >
> > > > It's not normal, but it's not unnatural (and therefore not forced) for a
> > > > person to stress "him" in such a context. Imagine, for example, pointing
> > > > to the person when you're saying it.
> > >
> > >
> > > Well put....
> > Seconded.
> Better wake up Will, I'm gettin' the last word in on you!

You're welcome to it, Ash.

🙂

> What I think of your bore of a poet, CankookBaG:
>
> O! See the pedaling covering up by teefortee disciples
> while Columbus' white knights' flail in denial
> It seems that all the self righteous tattering
> has brought out skeletons clattering
> Busting out in a nasty tatting pageantry-
> a resolute coming out, imagined he,
> the closet case Qwannabe...

George J. Dance wrote:

> On 2022-06-14 5:15 p.m., Victor H. wrote:
>> Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>
>>>> On 2022-06-07 7:51 p.m., W.Dockery wrote:
>>>>> Rocky Stoneberg wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A wannabe poet named Ash
>>>>>>> Thought writing could bring in some cash;
>>>>>>> But all of his verses
>>>>>>> Brought him only curses,
>>>>>>> And all of it went in the trash.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> gjd
>>>>>
>>>>>> Outstanding work in the limerick form...
>>>>>
>>>>> Even PJR might approve.
>>>>>
>>>>> 🙂
>>
>>>> PJ Ross has actually commented on it:
>>>> 'Close, but no cigar. Forced stress on "him".'
>>
>>>> Both this and the "Bobby Burro" limerick were ones I wrote earlier in
>>>> the year, in threads where they're effectively lost to posterity. So
>>>> I decided to top-post them so they'd be easier to find.
>>
>>
>>> Good to keep your poetry where it could be found.
>>
>> Quite so....

> Well, I did have a second reason for top-posting it. I'd already posted
> "Usenet's Greatest Poet," and I wanted to post a few more, to test a
> claim I'd been hearing for over a year: that because some people were
> posting too much, all the poetry was getting hidden; that a poem would
> fall off the front page (the top 30 posts) in less than a day, buried by
> all those garbage posts.

> So I followed up my first poem with those two limericks the next week,
> and then over the next two weeks two with two other poems out of the
> /Doggerel/ book. I had to slow down to one a week because the earlier 3
> poems had not fallen out of the top 30, and I was worried about taking
> up too much of it.

> Finally I had to stop posting more, because all 5 poems were still
> sitting in the top 30. I'm still waiting to post more because, weeks
> later, all 5 of those poems are still on the front page. One dips lower,
> all the time, but just as quickly pops back up. So much for the story of
> a 'conspiracy' that's burying all the poetry here.

> What I find most amusing is that at least one of the people complaining
> in the spring about all the poetry being buried is now complaining about
> my poems *not* being buried!

No matter what these folks always find something to whine and complain about.....