On 3/03/2022 11:26 am, jonz@ nothere.com wrote:
> On Thursday, 3 March 2022 at 06:48:35 UTC+11, alvey wrote:

>> What a pair! Not a single word of rebuttal or reason, just cretinous abuse.
>> If you're looking for a reason why usenet is on life support then you can
>> stop looking.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> Aw didums, aint happy..... Suck it up you insignificant waste of space.

Hahahahaha :)

Complaints about the demise of Usenet from the *moron* who's sole reason
to exist in this group is to make the same "I hate Noddy" posts every
single day.

*Fuck* these people are retards :)

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On 3/03/2022 9:01 am, Daryl wrote:
> On 2/3/2022 10:59 pm, Noddy wrote:

>>> They seem to go out of their way to make some of these jobs as
>>> difficult as possible.
>>
>> I honestly don't think they give a toss. It goes in on the assembly
>> line and they couldn't care less about it after that.
>>
>>> Sounds like it would easier to cut a chunk out of the floor to allow
>>> the trans to come straight back then weld it back when you have
>>> finished:-)
>>
>> Lol :)
>>
>> I wouldn't be surprised if some bush bashing yokels have done exactly
>> that :)
>>
>>
>
> Not having looked at one I couldn't know if that was even possible but
> if I was stuck with doing that job I would be looking for my angle
> grinder:-)

Heh :) That's why I didn't do it :)

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On Thu, 3 Mar 2022 11:47:52 +1100, Noddy wrote:

> On 3/03/2022 11:26 am, jonz@ nothere.com wrote:
>> On Thursday, 3 March 2022 at 06:48:35 UTC+11, alvey wrote:
>
>>> What a pair! Not a single word of rebuttal or reason, just cretinous abuse.
>>> If you're looking for a reason why usenet is on life support then you can
>>> stop looking.
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>> Aw didums, aint happy..... Suck it up you insignificant waste of space.
>
> Hahahahaha :)

"Who's a good doggie?
You are! Oooo yes, you are!" pat pat pat
>
> Complaints about the demise of Usenet

Who was "complaining"?

> from the *moron*

Another baseless assertion.

> who's sole reason to exist in this group is to make the same
> "I hate Noddy" posts every single day.

Another lie.
And what's wrong with anyone making "I hate Fraudster" posts?
You whining about it is Hilarious to the point of vomiting hypocrisy from
you Fraudster. Jaysus! You've *frequently* wished death on people.
> *Fuck* these people are retards :)

lol.
You were saying about repetitive "hate" posts Buffo?

Anyhow, do continue to baselessly abuse people Fraudster, it won't change
the evidence which proves you to be a lying, hypocritical, fraudulent
coward.

alvey
“*killfile*....AKA, the softcocks safehouse. Go you. Woo Hoo..” Jonz,
29May21

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On Thu, 3 Mar 2022 11:49:20 +1100, Noddy wrote:

> On 3/03/2022 9:01 am, Daryl wrote:
>> On 2/3/2022 10:59 pm, Noddy wrote:
>
>>>> They seem to go out of their way to make some of these jobs as
>>>> difficult as possible.
>>>
>>> I honestly don't think they give a toss. It goes in on the assembly
>>> line and they couldn't care less about it after that.
>>>
>>>> Sounds like it would easier to cut a chunk out of the floor to allow
>>>> the trans to come straight back then weld it back when you have
>>>> finished:-)
>>>
>>> Lol :)
>>>
>>> I wouldn't be surprised if some bush bashing yokels have done exactly
>>> that :)
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Not having looked at one I couldn't know if that was even possible but
>> if I was stuck with doing that job I would be looking for my angle
>> grinder:-)
>
> Heh :) That's why I didn't do it :)

That, and that it never happened.

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On 3/03/2022 1:11 pm, alvey wrote:
> On Thu, 3 Mar 2022 11:47:52 +1100, Noddy wrote:
>
>> On 3/03/2022 11:26 am, jonz@ nothere.com wrote:
>>> On Thursday, 3 March 2022 at 06:48:35 UTC+11, alvey wrote:
>>>> What a pair! Not a single word of rebuttal or reason, just cretinous abuse.
>>>> If you're looking for a reason why usenet is on life support then you can
>>>> stop looking.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> Aw didums, aint happy..... Suck it up you insignificant waste of space.
>> Hahahahaha :)
> "Who's a good doggie?
> You are! Oooo yes, you are!" pat pat pat

jonzie wanna schmacko?? good little jonzie!!

>> Complaints about the demise of Usenet
> Who was "complaining"?
>
>> from the *moron*
> Another baseless assertion.

he does it a lot

>
>> who's sole reason to exist in this group is to make the same
>> "I hate Noddy" posts every single day.
> Another lie.
> And what's wrong with anyone making "I hate Fraudster" posts?
> You whining about it is Hilarious to the point of vomiting hypocrisy from
> you Fraudster. Jaysus! You've *frequently* wished death on people.
>

he's a scumbag, and so are his enablers

>> *Fuck* these people are retards :)
> lol.
> You were saying about repetitive "hate" posts Buffo?

LOL

>
> Anyhow, do continue to baselessly abuse people Fraudster, it won't change
> the evidence which proves you to be a lying, hypocritical, fraudulent
> coward.
>

words will never change truth, fact, or reality

>
> alvey
> “*killfile*....AKA, the softcocks safehouse. Go you. Woo Hoo..” Jonz,
> 29May21

LOL! the puppy dog commenting on his master. luv it!!

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On 3/03/2022 12:34 am, Clocky wrote:
> On 2/03/2022 8:14 pm, Noddy wrote:
>> On 2/03/2022 9:11 pm, # wrote:
>>> Clocky wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> And an even worse "mechanic".
>>>> Of course he only posts this invented rubbish because I may or may
>>>> not own a V8 VE Commodore :-)
>>>
>>> IIRC, you did have a VR {and it takes about 2 minutes to change
>>> alternator in them}
>>
>> Takes a little longer than 2 minutes, but they're relatively simple.
>
> It *literally* takes 2 minutes as any mechanic could attest to.

*literally* 120 seconds to open the bonnet, unplug the cable, undo the
bolts, remove the old unit, put in the new unit, do up the bolts,
re-tension the belt, plug the cable back in and close the bonnet?

I'd like to see that, maybe you can make a YouTube video next time you
do one.

>> Still, there are two things worth noting here.
>>
>> Firstly, whether he owns, or did own, a VR 6 cylinder Commodore and
>> the ease at which their alternators can be changed has no relevance
>> whatsoever to comments about the difficulties of doing the same thing
>> on a VE V8.
>>
>
> It doesn't have to, conversations evolve.
>
>> Secondly, and somewhat more interestingly,
>
> ...is that you turn to talking smack as soon as the conversation isn't
> about you - witness the number of people have you bullied and abused in
> the last few days in spades.
>
> The problem is, you have absolutely no integrity so all your whining,
> bitching and relevance depraved rubbish amounts to nought.
> For the record.
>

On 3/03/2022 1:05 pm, keithr0 wrote:
> On 3/03/2022 12:34 am, Clocky wrote:
>> On 2/03/2022 8:14 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>> On 2/03/2022 9:11 pm, # wrote:
>>>> Clocky wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> And an even worse "mechanic".
>>>>> Of course he only posts this invented rubbish because I may or may
>>>>> not own a V8 VE Commodore :-)
>>>>
>>>> IIRC, you did have a VR {and it takes about 2 minutes to change
>>>> alternator in them}
>>>
>>> Takes a little longer than 2 minutes, but they're relatively simple.
>>
>> It *literally* takes 2 minutes as any mechanic could attest to.
>
> *literally* 120 seconds to open the bonnet, unplug the cable, undo the
> bolts, remove the old unit, put in the new unit, do up the bolts,
> re-tension the belt, plug the cable back in and close the bonnet?
>

Yep, easy as everything easily accessible and the alternator is at the
top of the engine. How long do you think it should take to release a
belt tensioner, unclip a connector, undo two bolts and a nut for the
battery cable and complete that procedure in reverse for someone who has
done many?

This is such a menial job that even someone with zero experience such as
you could manage it in two minutes - after doing a few.

> I'd like to see that, maybe you can make a YouTube video next time you
> do one.
>

Just for you? No, you're not worthy.

This is some amateur casually yibber-yabbering her way through the
procedure using manual tools. Multiply that with experience times 100's
and using powered tools.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4mcB6CvFng

Possibly the only person on team FLCJC who couldn't do it would be Jonz,
he'd still be trying to work out which way is lefty loosy after 2 minutes.

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On 3/03/2022 4:36 pm, Clocky wrote:
> On 3/03/2022 1:05 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 3/03/2022 12:34 am, Clocky wrote:
>>> On 2/03/2022 8:14 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>> On 2/03/2022 9:11 pm, # wrote:
>>>>> Clocky wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And an even worse "mechanic".
>>>>>> Of course he only posts this invented rubbish because I may or may
>>>>>> not own a V8 VE Commodore :-)
>>>>>
>>>>> IIRC, you did have a VR {and it takes about 2 minutes to change
>>>>> alternator in them}
>>>>
>>>> Takes a little longer than 2 minutes, but they're relatively simple.
>>>
>>> It *literally* takes 2 minutes as any mechanic could attest to.
>>
>> *literally* 120 seconds to open the bonnet, unplug the cable, undo the
>> bolts, remove the old unit, put in the new unit, do up the bolts,
>> re-tension the belt, plug the cable back in and close the bonnet?
>>
>
> Yep, easy as everything easily accessible and the alternator is at the
> top of the engine. How long do you think it should take to release a
> belt tensioner, unclip a connector, undo two bolts and a nut for the
> battery cable and complete that procedure in reverse for someone who has
> done many?
>
> This is such a menial job that even someone with zero experience such as
> you could manage it in two minutes - after doing a few.
>
>
>> I'd like to see that, maybe you can make a YouTube video next time you
>> do one.
>>
>
> Just for you? No, you're not worthy.
>
> This is some amateur casually yibber-yabbering her way through the
> procedure using manual tools. Multiply that with experience times 100's
> and using powered tools.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4mcB6CvFng
>
> Possibly the only person on team FLCJC who couldn't do it would be Jonz,
> he'd still be trying to work out which way is lefty loosy after 2 minutes.
>
You mean that you'd trust felix to do it, you're very brave, I wouldn't
trust him with any tool more complex than a pair of scissors.

On 3/03/2022 4:05 pm, keithr0 wrote:
> On 3/03/2022 12:34 am, Clocky wrote:
>> On 2/03/2022 8:14 pm, Noddy wrote:
>
>>> Takes a little longer than 2 minutes, but they're relatively simple.
>>
>> It *literally* takes 2 minutes as any mechanic could attest to.
>
> *literally* 120 seconds to open the bonnet, unplug the cable, undo the
> bolts, remove the old unit, put in the new unit, do up the bolts,
> re-tension the belt, plug the cable back in and close the bonnet?
>
> I'd like to see that, maybe you can make a YouTube video next time you
> do one.

Hope you're not holding your breath. it would take the average person 2
minutes to open the bonnet, disconnect the battery and if they're
*lucky* get the engine cover off without braking any bolts in 2 minutes.
Getting the alternator off would take just a _little_ bit longer.

These people are morons. As I said they're pretty basic as far as
alternators go, but claiming you can have one off in 2 minutes is
delusional. I'll bet any money you like that the allocated time from
Holden is/was significantly more than 2 minutes :)

>>> Secondly, and somewhat more interestingly,
>>
>> ...is that you turn to talking smack as soon as the conversation isn't
>> about you - witness the number of people have you bullied and abused
>> in the last few days in spades.
>>
>> The problem is, you have absolutely no integrity so all your whining,
>> bitching and relevance depraved rubbish amounts to nought.
>> For the record.

And there you go. Called for his efforts of trying to make himself out
to be a victim when no one was even *remotely* talking about him, and
suddenly it's *my* fault that he made a complete cunt out of himself.

What a loser.

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On 3/03/2022 5:36 pm, Clocky wrote:
> On 3/03/2022 1:05 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 3/03/2022 12:34 am, Clocky wrote:
>>> On 2/03/2022 8:14 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>> On 2/03/2022 9:11 pm, # wrote:
>>>>> Clocky wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And an even worse "mechanic".
>>>>>> Of course he only posts this invented rubbish because I may or
>>>>>> may not own a V8 VE Commodore :-)
>>>>>
>>>>> IIRC, you did have a VR {and it takes about 2 minutes to change
>>>>> alternator in them}
>>>>
>>>> Takes a little longer than 2 minutes, but they're relatively simple.
>>>
>>> It *literally* takes 2 minutes as any mechanic could attest to.
>>
>> *literally* 120 seconds to open the bonnet, unplug the cable, undo
>> the bolts, remove the old unit, put in the new unit, do up the bolts,
>> re-tension the belt, plug the cable back in and close the bonnet?
>>
>
> Yep, easy as everything easily accessible and the alternator is at the
> top of the engine. How long do you think it should take to release a
> belt tensioner, unclip a connector, undo two bolts and a nut for the
> battery cable and complete that procedure in reverse for someone who
> has done many?
>
> This is such a menial job that even someone with zero experience such
> as you could manage it in two minutes - after doing a few.
>
>
>> I'd like to see that, maybe you can make a YouTube video next time
>> you do one.
>>
>
> Just for you? No, you're not worthy.
>
> This is some amateur casually yibber-yabbering her way through the
> procedure using manual tools. Multiply that with experience times
> 100's and using powered tools.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4mcB6CvFng

that's a rather grubby car. maybe it was grubby's previous vehicle?  :)

>
> Possibly the only person on team FLCJC who couldn't do it would be
> Jonz, he'd still be trying to work out which way is lefty loosy after
> 2 minutes.
>

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FUCK PUTIN!!

"His opinions have been crushed into insignificant dust by
the enormous weight of his lies"- Alvey on the Fraudster
"He came, he saw, he got pummelled" - Alvey on Keefy
"What a pair! Not a single word of rebuttal or reason,
just cretinous abuse" - Alvey on jonz and noddy
"His self serving ego pumping comments just
read like witless wankery"- Clocky on Keefy
"your opinion isn't worth 2 knobs of goat shit"
- Xeno on Grubby Tech

On 3/03/2022 7:23 pm, Noddy wrote:
> On 3/03/2022 4:05 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 3/03/2022 12:34 am, Clocky wrote:
>>> On 2/03/2022 8:14 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>
>>>> Takes a little longer than 2 minutes, but they're relatively simple.
>>>
>>> It *literally* takes 2 minutes as any mechanic could attest to.
>>
>> *literally* 120 seconds to open the bonnet, unplug the cable, undo
>> the bolts, remove the old unit, put in the new unit, do up the bolts,
>> re-tension the belt, plug the cable back in and close the bonnet?
>>
>> I'd like to see that, maybe you can make a YouTube video next time
>> you do one.
>
> Hope you're not holding your breath. it would take the average person
> 2 minutes to open the bonnet, disconnect the battery and if they're
> *lucky* get the engine cover off

what engine cover?

> without braking

err.. that would be breaking.

> any bolts in 2 minutes. Getting the alternator off would take just a
> _little_ bit longer.
>
> These people are morons. As I said they're pretty basic as far as
> alternators go, but claiming you can have one off in 2 minutes is
> delusional. I'll bet any money you like that the allocated time from
> Holden is/was significantly more than 2 minutes :)
>
>
>>>> Secondly, and somewhat more interestingly,
>>>
>>> ...is that you turn to talking smack as soon as the conversation
>>> isn't about you - witness the number of people have you bullied and
>>> abused in the last few days in spades.
>>>
>>> The problem is, you have absolutely no integrity so all your
>>> whining, bitching and relevance depraved rubbish amounts to nought.
>>> For the record.
>
>

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FUCK PUTIN!!

"His opinions have been crushed into insignificant dust by
the enormous weight of his lies"- Alvey on the Fraudster
"He came, he saw, he got pummelled" - Alvey on Keefy
"What a pair! Not a single word of rebuttal or reason,
just cretinous abuse" - Alvey on jonz and noddy
"His self serving ego pumping comments just
read like witless wankery"- Clocky on Keefy
"your opinion isn't worth 2 knobs of goat shit"
- Xeno on Grubby Tech

On 3/03/2022 6:59 pm, keithr0 wrote:
> On 3/03/2022 4:36 pm, Clocky wrote:

>> This is some amateur casually yibber-yabbering her way through the
>> procedure using manual tools. Multiply that with experience times
>> 100's and using powered tools.
>>
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4mcB6CvFng
>>
>> Possibly the only person on team FLCJC who couldn't do it would be
>> Jonz, he'd still be trying to work out which way is lefty loosy after
>> 2 minutes.

ROTFL :)

He claims he can do it in 2 minutes, and to prove that he posts a vid of
someone taking 20.

Either he doesn't _quite_ get the concept of "relevance", or he's a
total fucktard who thinks that posting any kind of nonsense will back
his claims.

Take your pick :)

> You mean that you'd trust felix to do it, you're very brave, I wouldn't
> trust him with any tool more complex than a pair of scissors.

Judging by some of the comments and claims I wouldn't trust Jerky Junior
to do it either. Not if you wanted it done properly.

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On 3/03/2022 3:59 pm, keithr0 wrote:
> On 3/03/2022 4:36 pm, Clocky wrote:
>> On 3/03/2022 1:05 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>> On 3/03/2022 12:34 am, Clocky wrote:
>>>> On 2/03/2022 8:14 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>> On 2/03/2022 9:11 pm, # wrote:
>>>>>> Clocky wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And an even worse "mechanic".
>>>>>>> Of course he only posts this invented rubbish because I may or
>>>>>>> may not own a V8 VE Commodore :-)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> IIRC, you did have a VR {and it takes about 2 minutes to change
>>>>>> alternator in them}
>>>>>
>>>>> Takes a little longer than 2 minutes, but they're relatively simple.
>>>>
>>>> It *literally* takes 2 minutes as any mechanic could attest to.
>>>
>>> *literally* 120 seconds to open the bonnet, unplug the cable, undo
>>> the bolts, remove the old unit, put in the new unit, do up the bolts,
>>> re-tension the belt, plug the cable back in and close the bonnet?
>>>
>>
>> Yep, easy as everything easily accessible and the alternator is at the
>> top of the engine. How long do you think it should take to release a
>> belt tensioner, unclip a connector, undo two bolts and a nut for the
>> battery cable and complete that procedure in reverse for someone who
>> has done many?
>>
>> This is such a menial job that even someone with zero experience such
>> as you could manage it in two minutes - after doing a few.
>>
>>
>>> I'd like to see that, maybe you can make a YouTube video next time
>>> you do one.
>>>
>>
>> Just for you? No, you're not worthy.
>>
>> This is some amateur casually yibber-yabbering her way through the
>> procedure using manual tools. Multiply that with experience times
>> 100's and using powered tools.
>>
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4mcB6CvFng
>>
>> Possibly the only person on team FLCJC who couldn't do it would be
>> Jonz, he'd still be trying to work out which way is lefty loosy after
>> 2 minutes.
>>
> You mean that you'd trust felix to do it, you're very brave, I wouldn't
> trust him with any tool more complex than a pair of scissors.

Irrelevant. felix is not a member of the FLCJC.

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"He asserts that the claim is true, so, if
it is unproven, he is lying."

On 3/03/2022 4:30 pm, Noddy wrote:
> On 3/03/2022 6:59 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 3/03/2022 4:36 pm, Clocky wrote:
>
>>> This is some amateur casually yibber-yabbering her way through the
>>> procedure using manual tools. Multiply that with experience times
>>> 100's and using powered tools.
>>>
>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4mcB6CvFng
>>>
>>> Possibly the only person on team FLCJC who couldn't do it would be
>>> Jonz, he'd still be trying to work out which way is lefty loosy after
>>> 2 minutes.
>
> ROTFL :)
>
> He claims he can do it in 2 minutes, and to prove that he posts a vid of
> someone taking 20.
>

An amateur, unqualified, inexperienced using very basic tools yapping
throughout the process in a how-to is *only* taking 20 minutes.

And you couldn't do it in two?

Clearly you must be at her level, which seems about right - except she
produces less white noise.

<snip white noise>

On 3/03/2022 7:40 pm, Clocky wrote:
> On 3/03/2022 4:30 pm, Noddy wrote:
>> On 3/03/2022 6:59 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>> On 3/03/2022 4:36 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>
>>>> This is some amateur casually yibber-yabbering her way through the
>>>> procedure using manual tools. Multiply that with experience times
>>>> 100's and using powered tools.
>>>>
>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4mcB6CvFng
>>>>
>>>> Possibly the only person on team FLCJC who couldn't do it would be
>>>> Jonz, he'd still be trying to work out which way is lefty loosy
>>>> after 2 minutes.
>>
>> ROTFL :)
>>
>> He claims he can do it in 2 minutes, and to prove that he posts a vid
>> of someone taking 20.
>>
>
> An amateur, unqualified,  inexperienced using very basic tools yapping
> throughout the process in a how-to is *only* taking 20 minutes.
>
> And you couldn't do it in two?
>
> Clearly you must be at her level, which seems about right - except she
> produces less white noise.
>
> <snip white noise>

except she failed to do the job properly and is leaving herself open to
problems further down the road. The terminal connector should have been
cleaned before she put the nut back on to ensure a good connection.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought the discussion was about 8
cylinder cars not sixes.

On 3/3/2022 7:30 pm, Noddy wrote:
> On 3/03/2022 6:59 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 3/03/2022 4:36 pm, Clocky wrote:
>
>>> This is some amateur casually yibber-yabbering her way through the
>>> procedure using manual tools. Multiply that with experience times
>>> 100's and using powered tools.
>>>
>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4mcB6CvFng
>>>
>>> Possibly the only person on team FLCJC who couldn't do it would be
>>> Jonz, he'd still be trying to work out which way is lefty loosy after
>>> 2 minutes.
>
> ROTFL :)
>
> He claims he can do it in 2 minutes, and to prove that he posts a vid of
> someone taking 20.
>

Certainly possible to do it a lot quicker than she did, it might even be
possible to do it in very short time if the job was setup first F1 style
in that all the tools you need plus the new alternator were laid out
very close at hand and the bonnet was already opened and the battery
disconnected and you had several assistants.
We all know how "different" WA is, maybe time moves slower over there
because even a fully setup F1 team would struggle to do the job in 2
minutes even if it was all laid out as above and you had at least 4
people doing the job.
At least he succeeded in getting himself some attention which is most
likely what he wanted.

--
Daryl

On 3/03/2022 9:43 pm, Grumpy Tech wrote:
> On 3/03/2022 7:40 pm, Clocky wrote:

>> Clearly you must be at her level, which seems about right - except she
>> produces less white noise.
>>
>> <snip white noise>
>
> except she failed to do the job properly and is leaving herself open to
> problems further down the road. The terminal connector should have been
> cleaned before she put the nut back on to ensure a good connection.
> Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought the discussion was about 8
> cylinder cars not sixes.

Actually the conversation was about the complexity of some cars and how
relatively routine tasks like changing an alternator can be fairly
difficult and/or time consuming. Jerky Junior was clearly feeling a bit
relevance deprived with all of this as anything complicated is above his
accessory fitter pay-grade, so he shifted the focus onto something basic
that is more in line with his limited experience and in doing so made a
pathetic attempt at making himself out to be a victim.

It takes all kinds, but some clearly are remarkably fragile.

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Regards,
Noddy.

On 3/03/2022 6:43 pm, Grumpy Tech wrote:
> On 3/03/2022 7:40 pm, Clocky wrote:
>> On 3/03/2022 4:30 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>> On 3/03/2022 6:59 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>> On 3/03/2022 4:36 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>
>>>>> This is some amateur casually yibber-yabbering her way through the
>>>>> procedure using manual tools. Multiply that with experience times
>>>>> 100's and using powered tools.
>>>>>
>>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4mcB6CvFng
>>>>>
>>>>> Possibly the only person on team FLCJC who couldn't do it would be
>>>>> Jonz, he'd still be trying to work out which way is lefty loosy
>>>>> after 2 minutes.
>>>
>>> ROTFL :)
>>>
>>> He claims he can do it in 2 minutes, and to prove that he posts a vid
>>> of someone taking 20.
>>>
>>
>> An amateur, unqualified,  inexperienced using very basic tools yapping
>> throughout the process in a how-to is *only* taking 20 minutes.
>>
>> And you couldn't do it in two?
>>
>> Clearly you must be at her level, which seems about right - except she
>> produces less white noise.
>>
>> <snip white noise>
>
> except she failed to do the job properly and is leaving herself open to
> problems further down the road. The terminal connector should have been
> cleaned before she put the nut back on to ensure a good connection.
> Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought the discussion was about 8
> cylinder cars not sixes.
>

You're wrong.

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keith on the 7 Oct 2021 wrote;
"He asserts that the claim is true, so, if
it is unproven, he is lying."

On 3/03/2022 10:52 pm, Daryl wrote:
> On 3/3/2022 7:30 pm, Noddy wrote:

>> He claims he can do it in 2 minutes, and to prove that he posts a vid
>> of someone taking 20.
>>
>
> Certainly possible to do it a lot quicker than she did, it might even be
> possible to do it in very short time if the job was setup first F1 style
> in that all the tools you need plus the new alternator were laid out
> very close at hand and the bonnet was already opened and the battery
> disconnected and you had several assistants.

As I said, they are relatively simple. There is nothing at all that is
complex or time consuming about changing one which made their inclusion
in a conversation about complex and/or time consuming tasks to be
completely irrelevant, and you can change one in around 15 minutes. I've
even swapped a couple "on site" using nothing but basic hand tools and
it takes less than 15 minutes to do properly.

2 minutes is utter nonsense.

> We all know how "different" WA is, maybe time moves slower over there
> because even a fully setup F1 team would struggle to do the job in 2
> minutes even if it was all laid out as above and you had at least 4
> people doing the job.

It's just another example of a relevance deprived attention seeking flog
making a noise for the sake of it.

> At least he succeeded in getting himself some attention which is most
> likely what he wanted.

Yep. He just *cannot* accept the fact that there are people who know
more and have done more than he has. He simply *has* to beat his chest
and make himself out to be superior otherwise his inferiority complex
will explode and kill him.

He shares that character trait with Clasener. No wonder they became best
buddies. Must be something about fucktards who wear wooden shoes....

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On 3/03/2022 4:23 pm, Noddy wrote:
> On 3/03/2022 4:05 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 3/03/2022 12:34 am, Clocky wrote:
>>> On 2/03/2022 8:14 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>
>>>> Takes a little longer than 2 minutes, but they're relatively simple.
>>>
>>> It *literally* takes 2 minutes as any mechanic could attest to.
>>
>> *literally* 120 seconds to open the bonnet, unplug the cable, undo the
>> bolts, remove the old unit, put in the new unit, do up the bolts,
>> re-tension the belt, plug the cable back in and close the bonnet?
>>
>> I'd like to see that, maybe you can make a YouTube video next time you
>> do one.
>
> Hope you're not holding your breath. it would take the average person 2
> minutes to open the bonnet, disconnect the battery and if they're
> *lucky* get the engine cover off

What engine cover? A VR V6 doesn't have one.

It comes as no surprise to anyone with an automotive trade background
that the VACC have no record of your claimed decades of membership.

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keith on the 7 Oct 2021 wrote;
"He asserts that the claim is true, so, if
it is unproven, he is lying."

On 3/03/2022 4:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
> On 3/03/2022 7:23 pm, Noddy wrote:
>> On 3/03/2022 4:05 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>> On 3/03/2022 12:34 am, Clocky wrote:
>>>> On 2/03/2022 8:14 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Takes a little longer than 2 minutes, but they're relatively simple.
>>>>
>>>> It *literally* takes 2 minutes as any mechanic could attest to.
>>>
>>> *literally* 120 seconds to open the bonnet, unplug the cable, undo
>>> the bolts, remove the old unit, put in the new unit, do up the bolts,
>>> re-tension the belt, plug the cable back in and close the bonnet?
>>>
>>> I'd like to see that, maybe you can make a YouTube video next time
>>> you do one.
>>
>> Hope you're not holding your breath. it would take the average person
>> 2 minutes to open the bonnet, disconnect the battery and if they're
>> *lucky* get the engine cover off
>
>
> what engine cover?
>

So much for the frauds experience :-)

With that I'm confident *you* could learn to do one in two minutes, with
practice.

>
>> without braking
>
>
> err.. that would be breaking.
>
>

They neither "brake" or break.

NoddyLiar Aug 06 2020

"My command of the language is quite good even if I do say so myself."

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keith on the 7 Oct 2021 wrote;
"He asserts that the claim is true, so, if
it is unproven, he is lying."

On 4/03/2022 12:33 am, Clocky wrote:
> On 3/03/2022 4:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>> On 3/03/2022 7:23 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>> On 3/03/2022 4:05 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>> On 3/03/2022 12:34 am, Clocky wrote:
>>>>> On 2/03/2022 8:14 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> Takes a little longer than 2 minutes, but they're relatively simple.
>>>>>
>>>>> It *literally* takes 2 minutes as any mechanic could attest to.
>>>>
>>>> *literally* 120 seconds to open the bonnet, unplug the cable, undo
>>>> the bolts, remove the old unit, put in the new unit, do up the
>>>> bolts, re-tension the belt, plug the cable back in and close the
>>>> bonnet?
>>>>
>>>> I'd like to see that, maybe you can make a YouTube video next time
>>>> you do one.
>>>
>>> Hope you're not holding your breath. it would take the average
>>> person 2 minutes to open the bonnet, disconnect the battery and if
>>> they're *lucky* get the engine cover off
>>
>>
>> what engine cover?
>>
>
> So much for the frauds experience :-)
>
> With that I'm confident *you* could learn to do one in two minutes,
> with practice.

not these days. I'd probably drop it on my foot, skin my knuckles, and
forget to plug the connector on.  :)))

>
>>
>>> without braking
>>
>>
>> err.. that would be breaking.
>>
>>
>
> They neither "brake" or break.
>
> NoddyLiar Aug 06 2020
>
> "My command of the language is quite good even if I do say so myself."
>
>
>

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On 3/03/2022 11:02 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
> On 4/03/2022 12:33 am, Clocky wrote:
>> On 3/03/2022 4:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>> On 3/03/2022 7:23 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>> On 3/03/2022 4:05 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>> On 3/03/2022 12:34 am, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>> On 2/03/2022 8:14 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Takes a little longer than 2 minutes, but they're relatively simple.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It *literally* takes 2 minutes as any mechanic could attest to.
>>>>>
>>>>> *literally* 120 seconds to open the bonnet, unplug the cable, undo
>>>>> the bolts, remove the old unit, put in the new unit, do up the
>>>>> bolts, re-tension the belt, plug the cable back in and close the
>>>>> bonnet?
>>>>>
>>>>> I'd like to see that, maybe you can make a YouTube video next time
>>>>> you do one.
>>>>
>>>> Hope you're not holding your breath. it would take the average
>>>> person 2 minutes to open the bonnet, disconnect the battery and if
>>>> they're *lucky* get the engine cover off
>>>
>>>
>>> what engine cover?
>>>
>>
>> So much for the frauds experience :-)
>>
>> With that I'm confident *you* could learn to do one in two minutes,
>> with practice.
>
>
> not these days. I'd probably drop it on my foot, skin my knuckles, and
> forget to plug the connector on.  :)))
>
>

LOL :-)

>>
>>>
>>>> without braking
>>>
>>>
>>> err.. that would be breaking.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> They neither "brake" or break.
>>
>> NoddyLiar Aug 06 2020
>>
>> "My command of the language is quite good even if I do say so myself."
>>
>>
>>
>

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keith on the 7 Oct 2021 wrote;
"He asserts that the claim is true, so, if
it is unproven, he is lying."

On Thu, 3 Mar 2022 19:28:21 +1100, Yosemite Sam wrote:

> On 3/03/2022 7:23 pm, Noddy wrote:
>> On 3/03/2022 4:05 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>> On 3/03/2022 12:34 am, Clocky wrote:
>>>> On 2/03/2022 8:14 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Takes a little longer than 2 minutes, but they're relatively simple.
>>>>
>>>> It *literally* takes 2 minutes as any mechanic could attest to.
>>>
>>> *literally* 120 seconds to open the bonnet, unplug the cable, undo
>>> the bolts, remove the old unit, put in the new unit, do up the bolts,
>>> re-tension the belt, plug the cable back in and close the bonnet?
>>>
>>> I'd like to see that, maybe you can make a YouTube video next time
>>> you do one.
>>
>> Hope you're not holding your breath. it would take the average person
>> 2 minutes to open the bonnet, disconnect the battery and if they're
>> *lucky* get the engine cover off
>
> what engine cover?
>

lol.
You should remember this one and use it to mock the Fraudster when he
unleashes his next loony non sequitur. eg.

"This fucktard wasn't aware that a VR Holden didn't have an engine cover so
there's no point in asking him about the films of Fritz Lang."

alvey

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On 4/03/2022 7:09 am, alvey wrote:
> On Thu, 3 Mar 2022 19:28:21 +1100, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>
>> On 3/03/2022 7:23 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>> On 3/03/2022 4:05 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>> On 3/03/2022 12:34 am, Clocky wrote:
>>>>> On 2/03/2022 8:14 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>> Takes a little longer than 2 minutes, but they're relatively simple.
>>>>> It *literally* takes 2 minutes as any mechanic could attest to.
>>>> *literally* 120 seconds to open the bonnet, unplug the cable, undo
>>>> the bolts, remove the old unit, put in the new unit, do up the bolts,
>>>> re-tension the belt, plug the cable back in and close the bonnet?
>>>>
>>>> I'd like to see that, maybe you can make a YouTube video next time
>>>> you do one.
>>> Hope you're not holding your breath. it would take the average person
>>> 2 minutes to open the bonnet, disconnect the battery and if they're
>>> *lucky* get the engine cover off
>> what engine cover?
>>
> lol.
> You should remember this one and use it to mock the Fraudster when he
> unleashes his next loony non sequitur. eg.
>
> "This fucktard wasn't aware that a VR Holden didn't have an engine cover so
> there's no point in asking him about the films of Fritz Lang."
>

good one!

>
> alvey
>
>
>

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