On 29/09/2022 11:10 am, Clocky wrote:
> On 27/09/2022 8:07 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 27/09/2022 7:44 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>> On 27/09/2022 5:34 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>> On 26/09/2022 6:54 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>> On 26/09/2022 1:03 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 9:52 am, Daryl wrote:
>>>>>>> On 26/9/2022 8:46 am, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Apparently the new Ranger has a variable rate charge system
>>>>>>>> where the amount of charge the battery receives is variable.
>>>>>>>> Often it's way less than the 13.8v minimum you'd expect to see
>>>>>>>> on a healthy conventional Alternator system, and the battery
>>>>>>>> itself is usually only changed to 75% of it's capacity.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Another useless "fuel saving" idea that will be getting
>>>>>>>> permanently disabled once the car gets here....
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Just something else to go wrong with very little if any fuel saved.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> We just don't need this rubbish. It's been around for some time
>>>>>> now and does nothing other than add an extra element of
>>>>>> unreliability into the mix.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If you need to, then try the tyre dealer in Grant St Bacchus
>>>>>>>> near the corner of Main St. He's pretty good. I recently had to
>>>>>>>> replace the battery in the Santa Fe which crapped itself at not
>>>>>>>> quite 4 years old which was a bit shitty. Price for a new
>>>>>>>> replacement was around the 450 mark at most places, but he
>>>>>>>> supplied a new Bosch battery for 230 bucks.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Thanks, I'll keep them in mind.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> They're nice people, and pretty decent on their tyre prices as
>>>>>> well. They shit all over the local Bridgestone outlet. Especially
>>>>>> when it comes to tractor tyres.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I wonder if Jerky Birko ever managed to get the courage to call
>>>>>> them for the "full story" like he said he was gunna :)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't need to, I already know you're a compulsive liar. However,
>>>>> remind us of why you balked at phoning Xeno's mate, you know the
>>>>> one you claimed didn't exist?
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh that's right, you're not only a hypocritical habitual liar and
>>>>> a fraud, you're a coward as well.
>>>>
>>>> It's funny, I just spent a number of days in Holland and 2 weeks on
>>>> a cruise where about 20% of the passengers were Dutch.
>>>
>>> It's "The Netherlands" or "Nederland" or "Kingdom of the
>>> Netherlands" but not "Holland". Never was but it wasn't exactly
>>> discouraged in the past but now it is official.
>>>
>>> https://www.ksby.com/the-netherlands-no-longer-called-holland/
>>
>> So which province are Amsterdam and Volendam in?
>> Which province is Rotterdam in?
>>
>>
> People don't go around referring to "Australia" as Tasmania or
> Queensland or any other state or territory do they you daft twit?
>
>
>>>   Universally, they
>>>> were happy, helpful people and easy to get along with, perhaps they
>>>> just don't do well in the southern hemisphere.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'm doing just fine and that description can be applied to me just
>>> as well. This place isn't real life. Imagine if it was!
>>
>> Unfortunately from the only point of view that we have here, there is
>> no evidence of that.
>>
>>
>
> You're a dull and dimwitted bore and it isn't just what you post in
> here to confirm it.
>

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On 28/09/2022 11:38 pm, Clocky wrote:
> On 28/09/2022 6:39 pm, Noddy wrote:
>> On 28/09/2022 7:35 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>> On 28/09/2022 7:13 am, alvey wrote:
>>
>>>>
>>>> That's pretty stupid keith. How many of these clog-wogs have had to
>>>> deal
>>>> with The Fraudster?
>>>
>>> Stupid? ROTFL The clogster does not have to deal with anybody. He is
>>> free to ignore anybody's posts that he doesn't like (just as most
>>> people do with yours), and to not participate in any debate that
>>> brings him grief. However he chooses to continue to make dreary
>>> replies that h knows that the intended respondents won't see so he
>>> brings his own misery on his head. It's just a pity that he chooses
>>> to share it with everybody else.
>>
>> I've been saying this for years. The ultimate control of Usenet rests
>> with the individual.
>>
>> That generally sorts users into two distinct categories: The people
>> who block or otherwise totally ignore the useless attention whoring
>> cunts because they're not the slightest bit interested in anything
>> they have to say, and the useless attention whoring cunts who exist
>> to perpetually whine and complain about the same things day after day
>> because they have nothing better to do.
>>
>> You don't need to be Einstein to work out who's who in that zoo....
>>
>>
>>
>
> Well "Einstein", who's the bloke constantly sniping at people who's
> opinion he claims he doesn't care about and those he claims he is
> ignoring when clearly by sniping he cares and he isn't ignoring them?
>
>

I trying hard to find a flaw in your logic, but so far I'm unsuccessful...

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On 28/09/2022 1:46 am, Noddy wrote:
> On 27/09/2022 9:10 pm, Daryl wrote:
>> On 27/9/2022 8:37 pm, jonz wrote:
>>> On 9/26/2022 9:13 PM, Xeno wrote:
>
>>>> Agricultural Darren? You drive a 64 year old F100, right? Now
>>>> *that* is *agricultural* to an extreme
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>>
>>>   Which has fuck all to do with the topic at hand,
>>
>> Agree, completely irrelevant.
>
> It's Clasener. He is the king of irrelevance. As long as he gets to
> insanely scream about something, he doesn't care what it is or how
> much of a absolute fucking crank he makes of himself in the process.
>
>>   as they are a
>>> collectors item..
>>
>> It certainly is, a very cool looking old truck.
>
> Well, thank you. I just put some different whitewalls on it. It had
> inch and 3/4 wide whites on it when I bought it, but I've changed to 3
> inch wide whites which I think suits it better. You can see the
> difference between them in this pic:
>
>> https://www.imagebam.com/view/MEE0T0R

the bigger ones look better IMO

>
> Now I just have to wait for the hubcaps I like going back into
> production.
>
>
>

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On 28/09/2022 12:02 pm, Clocky wrote:
> On 28/09/2022 5:43 am, alvey wrote:
>> Noddy <me@home.com> wrote in news:tgv5rr$3f0p$1@dont-email.me:
>>
>>> https://www.imagebam.com/view/MEE0T0R
>>
>> Gak!
>> And they say that dogs look like their owners. This similaries
>> between this
>> HoS and the Fraudster are astounding!
>>
>> 1. They're both white.
>> 2. They're both ugly.
>> 3. They both have their mouths open.
>> 4. They both perform poorly.
>> 5. They both try to appear taller than they are.
>>
>> It's astounding.
>>
>>
>> alvey
>> And whitewalls??? Fork me.
>>
>
>
> lol, certainly barf inducing. And he cares so little for his kid that
> he puts him in that ugly unsafe thing without a seat belt.
>

yes, better he fits safe seat belts than worry about whitewall tyres

> What a loser.
>

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On 29/9/2022 1:24 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
> On 29/09/2022 11:36 am, Xeno wrote:
>> Noddy<me@home.com> wrote:
>>> On 28/09/2022 10:37 pm, Daryl wrote:
>>>> On 28/9/2022 10:32 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>> It does. Every time I take it out I get smiles or waves from people,
>>>>> and often from people you wouldn't expect. Kids love it, and I got
>>>>> approached by a local copper after parking it in the village car park
>>>>> who I thought was going to ask to see my log book, but he wanted to
>>>>> ask if he could sit in it and have his pic taken as his old man was a
>>>>> Federal copper years ago who used to drive an F100 when they had a
>>>>> fleet of square 1970's models, and he wanted to send his Dad a pic of
>>>>> him sitting in mine :)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> LOL, that's pretty cool, just when you think the cop wants to harass
>>>> you
>>>> turns out he's just interested in your truck:-)
>>> Yeah, it was funny. I get all kinds of people admiring it which is
>>> something I never thought would happen as I would have thought it would
>>> only appeal to certain kinds of Neanderthals like me. But you get all
>>> kinds. Kids. Old ladies. Farmers. Cops. You name it. In fact I just got
>>> home from taking it out this morning and as I was getting out after
>>> parking it a young guy who works at the local Baker's Delight walked
>>> past as and said "Cool car".
>>>
>>> Some months ago I came out of the local Coles with a couple of bags of
>>> shopping and there was a young chick who had her phone on the ground
>>> filming herself doing a Tictoc dance in front of it. I just said "Go
>>> ahead" and waited a minute or so until she'd finished :)
>>>
>>> The level of interest is fascinating, and really quite unpredictable.
>>>
>>>
>> Attention whore you are then, *confirmed*!
>>
>> You really are a sad little man Darren!!
>>
>> ____
>> Xeno
>>
>>
>
> what is your problem? he has a car that ppl admire and are interested
> in. he's done the work so he's entitled enjoy the accolades. nothing sad
> about that.
>
Only sad when he's calling *others* attention whores when he is one
himself. Also, IIRC, he didn't do the work, it was done by the previous
owner. Recall, he bought it *sight unseen*, then whinged about what he'd
got for his $50k.

FWIW, I have no problem with people who love old cars. My mate here has
4 early grey motor Holdens - FJ to EK - that he has fully restored from
rusty rolling wrecks. #respect! And he's not a mechanic #respect again!
He now possesses some of my text books that cover his preferred era of
cars. Another has a couple of 70s US iron, another a 74 MGB. Down the
hill not far from here another has not one but two F100s in his garage
that are 60s or 70s vintage. There's a lot of retirees here who love
restoring cars and bikes, there's even a local rat rod. But cars were my
stock in trade, they were what I worked on (or taught) for a living,
they are never going to be *my hobby*.

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On 28/09/2022 11:44 am, Noddy wrote:
> On 28/09/2022 7:55 am, Daryl wrote:
>> On 28/9/2022 1:46 am, Noddy wrote:
>
>>>
>>> Well, thank you. I just put some different whitewalls on it. It had
>>> inch and 3/4 wide whites on it when I bought it, but I've changed to
>>> 3 inch wide whites which I think suits it better. You can see the
>>> difference between them in this pic:
>>>
>>>> https://www.imagebam.com/view/MEE0T0R
>>>
>>> Now I just have to wait for the hubcaps I like going back into
>>> production.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>> LOL, I don't mind the look of either tyre.
>
> I liked the smaller whites when I first got it, but have seen a few
> pics of trucks in the US with the larger 3 inch wide jobs and think
> that suits them better. More of a traditional "hot rod" look which is
> what I like.
>
>> Certainly looks much better with those wheels than 22' alloys with
>> very low profile tyres which I have seen on plenty of older cars
>> which IMHO looks wrong.
>
> Agreed.
>
> Like the lovely lady neighbour I have who owns these two classics that
> I look after for her. They're nice cars, but her wheel choices are
> totally wrong in my opinion. She likes them though, and that's all
> that matters.
>
>> https://www.imagebam.com/view/MEE2HVB
>
>
>

totally wrong wheels on that red car

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On 29/9/2022 1:25 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
> On 28/09/2022 9:54 pm, Daryl wrote:
>> On 28/9/2022 8:30 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>> On 28/09/2022 3:17 pm, Daryl wrote:
>>>> On 28/9/2022 2:01 pm, jonz wrote:
>>>
>>>>>   Yes, *Every* time you post/repost yer irrelevant rubbish in here.
>>>>> Silly fixated fuckwit that you are...
>>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I wonder what he thinks anyone is going to use a truck that's well
>>>> over 60 yrs old for?
>>>
>>> He's a fucking idiot, but then you're talking about a bloke who's
>>> claim to automotive fame is collecting a yard full of Leyland
>>> Marina's, which ranks him at the top of the list of no life losers.
>>> Little wonder that his own wife won't even talk to him, and it's
>>> incredibly interesting to note that the only person in this group I
>>> know of who has actually met him in the flesh has gone from being one
>>> of his biggest supporters to one of his greatest critics seemingly as
>>> a direct result of that meeting.
>>>
>>> I expect that prolly has something to do with the bloke being an
>>> absolute fucking flog who didn't live up to expectations :)
>>>
>>>> No one in their right mind would use it as a work truck, apart from
>>>> being too valuable it can't compete with a modern work ute for
>>>> safety, economy and comfort so therefore its main use is showing it
>>>> off and there is nothing wrong with that at all.
>>>
>>> It's a cruiser, and just like any other classic vehicle used used for
>>> cruising duties there need be no more justification other than the
>>> desire to do so. However at the end of the day it *is* still a ute,
>>> and now that I don't have the Navara any more I've been using it for
>>> a few "ute" type tasks.
>>>
>>> I took 300 litres of used oil down to the recycling station in it the
>>> other day, and last week end I used it to go to the local Mire 10 to
>>> pick up some timber and a couple of door jambs as we're renovating
>>> the house.
>>>
>>> People got a kick out of seeing it earning it's keep.
>>>
>>>> In my experience people like to see interesting vehicles being used.
>>>
>>> They do indeed.
>>>
>>
>> When I wash my Porsche on my driveway neighbours that normal just wave
>> and drive past stop for a chat and want to have a look at the car,
>> from what I've seen the old F truck gets plenty of attention.
>>
>
> when I wash or park my Lancer... no one takes any notice..
>
Ditto my Toy or the wife's Swift. That's how I like it, less likely to
be knocked off. My mate is very leery now about people admiring his
Falcon XR8 after it was knocked off once.

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On 29/09/2022 1:48 pm, Xeno wrote:
> On 29/9/2022 1:24 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>> On 29/09/2022 11:36 am, Xeno wrote:
>>> Noddy<me@home.com> wrote:
>>>> On 28/09/2022 10:37 pm, Daryl wrote:
>>>>> On 28/9/2022 10:32 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>> It does. Every time I take it out I get smiles or waves from people,
>>>>>> and often from people you wouldn't expect. Kids love it, and I got
>>>>>> approached by a local copper after parking it in the village car
>>>>>> park
>>>>>> who I thought was going to ask to see my log book, but he wanted to
>>>>>> ask if he could sit in it and have his pic taken as his old man
>>>>>> was a
>>>>>> Federal copper years ago who used to drive an F100 when they had a
>>>>>> fleet of square 1970's models, and he wanted to send his Dad a
>>>>>> pic of
>>>>>> him sitting in mine :)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> LOL, that's pretty cool, just when you think the cop wants to
>>>>> harass you
>>>>> turns out he's just interested in your truck:-)
>>>> Yeah, it was funny. I get all kinds of people admiring it which is
>>>> something I never thought would happen as I would have thought it
>>>> would
>>>> only appeal to certain kinds of Neanderthals like me. But you get all
>>>> kinds. Kids. Old ladies. Farmers. Cops. You name it. In fact I just
>>>> got
>>>> home from taking it out this morning and as I was getting out after
>>>> parking it a young guy who works at the local Baker's Delight walked
>>>> past as and said "Cool car".
>>>>
>>>> Some months ago I came out of the local Coles with a couple of bags of
>>>> shopping and there was a young chick who had her phone on the ground
>>>> filming herself doing a Tictoc dance in front of it. I just said "Go
>>>> ahead" and waited a minute or so until she'd finished :)
>>>>
>>>> The level of interest is fascinating, and really quite unpredictable.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Attention whore you are then, *confirmed*!
>>>
>>> You really are a sad little man Darren!!
>>>
>>> ____
>>> Xeno
>>>
>>>
>>
>> what is your problem? he has a car that ppl admire and are interested
>> in. he's done the work so he's entitled enjoy the accolades. nothing
>> sad about that.
>>
> Only sad when he's calling *others* attention whores when he is one
> himself. Also, IIRC, he didn't do the work, it was done by the
> previous owner. Recall, he bought it *sight unseen*, then whinged
> about what he'd got for his $50k.

I thought it was beat up and he restored and repainted it

>
> FWIW, I have no problem with people who love old cars. My mate here
> has 4 early grey motor Holdens - FJ to EK - that he has fully restored
> from rusty rolling wrecks. #respect! And he's not a mechanic #respect
> again! He now possesses some of my text books that cover his preferred
> era of cars. Another has a couple of 70s US iron, another a 74 MGB.
> Down the hill not far from here another has not one but two F100s in
> his garage that are 60s or 70s vintage. There's a lot of retirees here
> who love restoring cars and bikes, there's even a local rat rod. But
> cars were my stock in trade, they were what I worked on (or taught)
> for a living, they are never going to be *my hobby*.
>

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On 29/09/2022 1:50 pm, Xeno wrote:
> On 29/9/2022 1:25 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>> On 28/09/2022 9:54 pm, Daryl wrote:
>>> On 28/9/2022 8:30 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>> On 28/09/2022 3:17 pm, Daryl wrote:
>>>>> On 28/9/2022 2:01 pm, jonz wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>   Yes, *Every* time you post/repost yer irrelevant rubbish in
>>>>>> here. Silly fixated fuckwit that you are...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I wonder what he thinks anyone is going to use a truck that's well
>>>>> over 60 yrs old for?
>>>>
>>>> He's a fucking idiot, but then you're talking about a bloke who's
>>>> claim to automotive fame is collecting a yard full of Leyland
>>>> Marina's, which ranks him at the top of the list of no life losers.
>>>> Little wonder that his own wife won't even talk to him, and it's
>>>> incredibly interesting to note that the only person in this group I
>>>> know of who has actually met him in the flesh has gone from being
>>>> one of his biggest supporters to one of his greatest critics
>>>> seemingly as a direct result of that meeting.
>>>>
>>>> I expect that prolly has something to do with the bloke being an
>>>> absolute fucking flog who didn't live up to expectations :)
>>>>
>>>>> No one in their right mind would use it as a work truck, apart
>>>>> from being too valuable it can't compete with a modern work ute
>>>>> for safety, economy and comfort so therefore its main use is
>>>>> showing it off and there is nothing wrong with that at all.
>>>>
>>>> It's a cruiser, and just like any other classic vehicle used used
>>>> for cruising duties there need be no more justification other than
>>>> the desire to do so. However at the end of the day it *is* still a
>>>> ute, and now that I don't have the Navara any more I've been using
>>>> it for a few "ute" type tasks.
>>>>
>>>> I took 300 litres of used oil down to the recycling station in it
>>>> the other day, and last week end I used it to go to the local Mire
>>>> 10 to pick up some timber and a couple of door jambs as we're
>>>> renovating the house.
>>>>
>>>> People got a kick out of seeing it earning it's keep.
>>>>
>>>>> In my experience people like to see interesting vehicles being used.
>>>>
>>>> They do indeed.
>>>>
>>>
>>> When I wash my Porsche on my driveway neighbours that normal just
>>> wave and drive past stop for a chat and want to have a look at the
>>> car, from what I've seen the old F truck gets plenty of attention.
>>>
>>
>> when I wash or park my Lancer... no one takes any notice..
>>
> Ditto my Toy or the wife's Swift. That's how I like it, less likely to
> be knocked off. My mate is very leery now about people admiring his
> Falcon XR8 after it was knocked off once.
>

a business associate of mine had a new Porsche and took it for service.
next day it was stolen from his locked garage. someone from the dealer
used his contact info.

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On 29/9/2022 1:58 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
> On 29/09/2022 1:48 pm, Xeno wrote:
>> On 29/9/2022 1:24 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>> On 29/09/2022 11:36 am, Xeno wrote:
>>>> Noddy<me@home.com> wrote:
>>>>> On 28/09/2022 10:37 pm, Daryl wrote:
>>>>>> On 28/9/2022 10:32 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>> It does. Every time I take it out I get smiles or waves from people,
>>>>>>> and often from people you wouldn't expect. Kids love it, and I got
>>>>>>> approached by a local copper after parking it in the village car
>>>>>>> park
>>>>>>> who I thought was going to ask to see my log book, but he wanted to
>>>>>>> ask if he could sit in it and have his pic taken as his old man
>>>>>>> was a
>>>>>>> Federal copper years ago who used to drive an F100 when they had a
>>>>>>> fleet of square 1970's models, and he wanted to send his Dad a
>>>>>>> pic of
>>>>>>> him sitting in mine :)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> LOL, that's pretty cool, just when you think the cop wants to
>>>>>> harass you
>>>>>> turns out he's just interested in your truck:-)
>>>>> Yeah, it was funny. I get all kinds of people admiring it which is
>>>>> something I never thought would happen as I would have thought it
>>>>> would
>>>>> only appeal to certain kinds of Neanderthals like me. But you get all
>>>>> kinds. Kids. Old ladies. Farmers. Cops. You name it. In fact I just
>>>>> got
>>>>> home from taking it out this morning and as I was getting out after
>>>>> parking it a young guy who works at the local Baker's Delight walked
>>>>> past as and said "Cool car".
>>>>>
>>>>> Some months ago I came out of the local Coles with a couple of bags of
>>>>> shopping and there was a young chick who had her phone on the ground
>>>>> filming herself doing a Tictoc dance in front of it. I just said "Go
>>>>> ahead" and waited a minute or so until she'd finished :)
>>>>>
>>>>> The level of interest is fascinating, and really quite unpredictable.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Attention whore you are then, *confirmed*!
>>>>
>>>> You really are a sad little man Darren!!
>>>>
>>>> ____
>>>> Xeno
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> what is your problem? he has a car that ppl admire and are interested
>>> in. he's done the work so he's entitled enjoy the accolades. nothing
>>> sad about that.
>>>
>> Only sad when he's calling *others* attention whores when he is one
>> himself. Also, IIRC, he didn't do the work, it was done by the
>> previous owner. Recall, he bought it *sight unseen*, then whinged
>> about what he'd got for his $50k.
>
>
> I thought it was beat up and he restored and repainted it
>
Nah, as it is *now* is pretty much how he bought it.
If I bought one of my mate's early Holdens from him, then paraded it
around the streets as if it were my resto, would I deserve any respect?
Sorry, I'm just not narcissistic like that.
>
>>
>> FWIW, I have no problem with people who love old cars. My mate here
>> has 4 early grey motor Holdens - FJ to EK - that he has fully restored
>> from rusty rolling wrecks. #respect! And he's not a mechanic #respect
>> again! He now possesses some of my text books that cover his preferred
>> era of cars. Another has a couple of 70s US iron, another a 74 MGB.
>> Down the hill not far from here another has not one but two F100s in
>> his garage that are 60s or 70s vintage. There's a lot of retirees here
>> who love restoring cars and bikes, there's even a local rat rod. But
>> cars were my stock in trade, they were what I worked on (or taught)
>> for a living, they are never going to be *my hobby*.
>>
>

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On 29/9/2022 2:01 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
> On 29/09/2022 1:50 pm, Xeno wrote:
>> On 29/9/2022 1:25 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>> On 28/09/2022 9:54 pm, Daryl wrote:
>>>> On 28/9/2022 8:30 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>> On 28/09/2022 3:17 pm, Daryl wrote:
>>>>>> On 28/9/2022 2:01 pm, jonz wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>   Yes, *Every* time you post/repost yer irrelevant rubbish in
>>>>>>> here. Silly fixated fuckwit that you are...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I wonder what he thinks anyone is going to use a truck that's well
>>>>>> over 60 yrs old for?
>>>>>
>>>>> He's a fucking idiot, but then you're talking about a bloke who's
>>>>> claim to automotive fame is collecting a yard full of Leyland
>>>>> Marina's, which ranks him at the top of the list of no life losers.
>>>>> Little wonder that his own wife won't even talk to him, and it's
>>>>> incredibly interesting to note that the only person in this group I
>>>>> know of who has actually met him in the flesh has gone from being
>>>>> one of his biggest supporters to one of his greatest critics
>>>>> seemingly as a direct result of that meeting.
>>>>>
>>>>> I expect that prolly has something to do with the bloke being an
>>>>> absolute fucking flog who didn't live up to expectations :)
>>>>>
>>>>>> No one in their right mind would use it as a work truck, apart
>>>>>> from being too valuable it can't compete with a modern work ute
>>>>>> for safety, economy and comfort so therefore its main use is
>>>>>> showing it off and there is nothing wrong with that at all.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's a cruiser, and just like any other classic vehicle used used
>>>>> for cruising duties there need be no more justification other than
>>>>> the desire to do so. However at the end of the day it *is* still a
>>>>> ute, and now that I don't have the Navara any more I've been using
>>>>> it for a few "ute" type tasks.
>>>>>
>>>>> I took 300 litres of used oil down to the recycling station in it
>>>>> the other day, and last week end I used it to go to the local Mire
>>>>> 10 to pick up some timber and a couple of door jambs as we're
>>>>> renovating the house.
>>>>>
>>>>> People got a kick out of seeing it earning it's keep.
>>>>>
>>>>>> In my experience people like to see interesting vehicles being used.
>>>>>
>>>>> They do indeed.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> When I wash my Porsche on my driveway neighbours that normal just
>>>> wave and drive past stop for a chat and want to have a look at the
>>>> car, from what I've seen the old F truck gets plenty of attention.
>>>>
>>>
>>> when I wash or park my Lancer... no one takes any notice..
>>>
>> Ditto my Toy or the wife's Swift. That's how I like it, less likely to
>> be knocked off. My mate is very leery now about people admiring his
>> Falcon XR8 after it was knocked off once.
>>
>
> a business associate of mine had a new Porsche and took it for service.
> next day it was stolen from his locked garage. someone from the dealer
> used his contact info.
>
Yep, exactly! It gets worse than that though. A friend in Melbourne had
a new 911 Porsche about 25+ years ago. Every time he parked it anywhere
some bastard put door dings in it. Back then it cost $5k to fix - every
single time. He wasn't one to own garage queens so he got shed of it on
the grounds it just wasn't a practical car to own.

Any car I own will be a *daily driver* and, as such, it has to be
practical and useful, no ego stroking garage queens in this household.

--
Xeno

Nothing astonishes Noddy so much as common sense and plain dealing.
(with apologies to Ralph Waldo Emerson)

On 29/09/2022 2:22 pm, Xeno wrote:
> On 29/9/2022 2:01 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>> On 29/09/2022 1:50 pm, Xeno wrote:
>>> On 29/9/2022 1:25 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>> On 28/09/2022 9:54 pm, Daryl wrote:
>>>>> On 28/9/2022 8:30 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>> On 28/09/2022 3:17 pm, Daryl wrote:
>>>>>>> On 28/9/2022 2:01 pm, jonz wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>   Yes, *Every* time you post/repost yer irrelevant rubbish in
>>>>>>>> here. Silly fixated fuckwit that you are...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I wonder what he thinks anyone is going to use a truck that's
>>>>>>> well over 60 yrs old for?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He's a fucking idiot, but then you're talking about a bloke who's
>>>>>> claim to automotive fame is collecting a yard full of Leyland
>>>>>> Marina's, which ranks him at the top of the list of no life
>>>>>> losers. Little wonder that his own wife won't even talk to him,
>>>>>> and it's incredibly interesting to note that the only person in
>>>>>> this group I know of who has actually met him in the flesh has
>>>>>> gone from being one of his biggest supporters to one of his
>>>>>> greatest critics seemingly as a direct result of that meeting.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I expect that prolly has something to do with the bloke being an
>>>>>> absolute fucking flog who didn't live up to expectations :)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No one in their right mind would use it as a work truck, apart
>>>>>>> from being too valuable it can't compete with a modern work ute
>>>>>>> for safety, economy and comfort so therefore its main use is
>>>>>>> showing it off and there is nothing wrong with that at all.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's a cruiser, and just like any other classic vehicle used used
>>>>>> for cruising duties there need be no more justification other
>>>>>> than the desire to do so. However at the end of the day it *is*
>>>>>> still a ute, and now that I don't have the Navara any more I've
>>>>>> been using it for a few "ute" type tasks.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I took 300 litres of used oil down to the recycling station in it
>>>>>> the other day, and last week end I used it to go to the local
>>>>>> Mire 10 to pick up some timber and a couple of door jambs as
>>>>>> we're renovating the house.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> People got a kick out of seeing it earning it's keep.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In my experience people like to see interesting vehicles being
>>>>>>> used.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> They do indeed.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> When I wash my Porsche on my driveway neighbours that normal just
>>>>> wave and drive past stop for a chat and want to have a look at the
>>>>> car, from what I've seen the old F truck gets plenty of attention.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> when I wash or park my Lancer... no one takes any notice..
>>>>
>>> Ditto my Toy or the wife's Swift. That's how I like it, less likely
>>> to be knocked off. My mate is very leery now about people admiring
>>> his Falcon XR8 after it was knocked off once.
>>>
>>
>> a business associate of mine had a new Porsche and took it for
>> service. next day it was stolen from his locked garage. someone from
>> the dealer used his contact info.
>>
> Yep, exactly! It gets worse than that though. A friend in Melbourne
> had a new 911 Porsche about 25+ years ago. Every time he parked it
> anywhere some bastard put door dings in it. Back then it cost $5k to
> fix - every single time. He wasn't one to own garage queens so he got
> shed of it on the grounds it just wasn't a practical car to own.
>
> Any car I own will be a *daily driver* and, as such, it has to be
> practical and useful, no ego stroking garage queens in this household.
>

same. I have no desire to own a super expensive car. a local doctor was
driving a black Maserati. we would see it parked outside the clinic.
then he was using a generic Toyota. I think he may have had the same
issue as your mate!

--
https://tinyurl.com/Yosemite-Sam

FUCK PUTIN!!

keithr0 <user@account.invalid> wrote in news:jpiis0Fdfi9U1
@mid.individual.net:

> On 28/09/2022 7:13 am, alvey wrote:
>> keithr0 <user@account.invalid> wrote in news:jpfue3F10g1U1
>> @mid.individual.net:
>>
>>> On 26/09/2022 6:54 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>> On 26/09/2022 1:03 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>> On 26/09/2022 9:52 am, Daryl wrote:
>>>>>> On 26/9/2022 8:46 am, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Apparently the new Ranger has a variable rate charge system where
>>>>>>> the amount of charge the battery receives is variable. Often it's
>>>>>>> way less than the 13.8v minimum you'd expect to see on a healthy
>>>>>>> conventional Alternator system, and the battery itself is usually
>>>>>>> only changed to 75% of it's capacity.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Another useless "fuel saving" idea that will be getting
permanently
>>>>>>> disabled once the car gets here....
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Just something else to go wrong with very little if any fuel
saved.
>>>>>
>>>>> We just don't need this rubbish. It's been around for some time now
>>>>> and does nothing other than add an extra element of unreliability
>> into
>>>>> the mix.
>>>>>
>>>>>>> If you need to, then try the tyre dealer in Grant St Bacchus near
>>>>>>> the corner of Main St. He's pretty good. I recently had to
replace
>>>>>>> the battery in the Santa Fe which crapped itself at not quite 4
>>>>>>> years old which was a bit shitty. Price for a new replacement was
>>>>>>> around the 450 mark at most places, but he supplied a new Bosch
>>>>>>> battery for 230 bucks.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Thanks, I'll keep them in mind.
>>>>>
>>>>> They're nice people, and pretty decent on their tyre prices as
well.
>>>>> They shit all over the local Bridgestone outlet. Especially when it
>>>>> comes to tractor tyres.
>>>>>
>>>>> I wonder if Jerky Birko ever managed to get the courage to call
them
>>>>> for the "full story" like he said he was gunna :)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Don't need to, I already know you're a compulsive liar. However,
>> remind
>>>> us of why you balked at phoning Xeno's mate, you know the one you
>>>> claimed didn't exist?
>>>>
>>>> Oh that's right, you're not only a hypocritical habitual liar and a
>>>> fraud, you're a coward as well.
>>>
>>> It's funny, I just spent a number of days in Holland and 2 weeks on a
>>> cruise where about 20% of the passengers were Dutch. Universally,
they
>>> were happy, helpful people and easy to get along with, perhaps they
>> just
>>> don't do well in the southern hemisphere.
>>
>> That's pretty stupid keith. How many of these clog-wogs have had to
deal
>> with The Fraudster?
>
> Stupid? ROTFL The clogster does not have to deal with anybody. He is
> free to ignore anybody's posts that he doesn't like (just as most
people
> do with yours), and to not participate in any debate that brings him
> grief. However he chooses to continue to make dreary replies that h
> knows that the intended respondents won't see so he brings his own
> misery on his head. It's just a pity that he chooses to share it with
> everybody else.

Ummm, you're doing exactly what you're bleating Clock should be doing.
He's only "sharing" because *you* choose to read it. Well played.

Also... "...(just as most people do with yours)...". Not only is this
factually incorrect, the only people who *claim*(1) to "ignore" my posts
are The Fraudster & Deryl, it's also typically stupid of you. That you
choose to attempt to censure some for telling the truth while ignoring
the lies, vitriol, hypocrisy of another is a mystery to *most*.

hth

alvey
(1) You're also ignoring the *fact* that The Fraudster has a widely known
& storied history of replying *directly* to people who he has repeatedly
brayed are in his mighty (snigger) killfile.

Noddy <me@home.com> wrote in news:th188b$bg9m$1@dont-email.me:

> On 28/09/2022 7:35 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 28/09/2022 7:13 am, alvey wrote:
>
>>>
>>> That's pretty stupid keith. How many of these clog-wogs have had to
>>> deal with The Fraudster?
>>
>> Stupid? ROTFL The clogster does not have to deal with anybody. He is
>> free to ignore anybody's posts that he doesn't like (just as most
>> people do with yours), and to not participate in any debate that
>> brings him grief. However he chooses to continue to make dreary
>> replies that h knows that the intended respondents won't see so he
>> brings his own misery on his head. It's just a pity that he chooses
>> to share it with everybody else.
>
> I've been saying this for years. The ultimate control of Usenet rests
> with the individual.

And like almost everything "you've been saying for years", it's bullshit.

alvey

On 29/09/2022 11:10 am, Clocky wrote:
> On 27/09/2022 8:07 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 27/09/2022 7:44 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>> On 27/09/2022 5:34 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>> On 26/09/2022 6:54 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>> On 26/09/2022 1:03 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 9:52 am, Daryl wrote:
>>>>>>> On 26/9/2022 8:46 am, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Apparently the new Ranger has a variable rate charge system
>>>>>>>> where the amount of charge the battery receives is variable.
>>>>>>>> Often it's way less than the 13.8v minimum you'd expect to see
>>>>>>>> on a healthy conventional Alternator system, and the battery
>>>>>>>> itself is usually only changed to 75% of it's capacity.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Another useless "fuel saving" idea that will be getting
>>>>>>>> permanently disabled once the car gets here....
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Just something else to go wrong with very little if any fuel saved.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> We just don't need this rubbish. It's been around for some time
>>>>>> now and does nothing other than add an extra element of
>>>>>> unreliability into the mix.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If you need to, then try the tyre dealer in Grant St Bacchus
>>>>>>>> near the corner of Main St. He's pretty good. I recently had to
>>>>>>>> replace the battery in the Santa Fe which crapped itself at not
>>>>>>>> quite 4 years old which was a bit shitty. Price for a new
>>>>>>>> replacement was around the 450 mark at most places, but he
>>>>>>>> supplied a new Bosch battery for 230 bucks.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Thanks, I'll keep them in mind.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> They're nice people, and pretty decent on their tyre prices as
>>>>>> well. They shit all over the local Bridgestone outlet. Especially
>>>>>> when it comes to tractor tyres.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I wonder if Jerky Birko ever managed to get the courage to call
>>>>>> them for the "full story" like he said he was gunna :)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't need to, I already know you're a compulsive liar. However,
>>>>> remind us of why you balked at phoning Xeno's mate, you know the
>>>>> one you claimed didn't exist?
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh that's right, you're not only a hypocritical habitual liar and a
>>>>> fraud, you're a coward as well.
>>>>
>>>> It's funny, I just spent a number of days in Holland and 2 weeks on
>>>> a cruise where about 20% of the passengers were Dutch.
>>>
>>> It's "The Netherlands" or "Nederland" or "Kingdom of the Netherlands"
>>> but not "Holland". Never was but it wasn't exactly discouraged in the
>>> past but now it is official.
>>>
>>> https://www.ksby.com/the-netherlands-no-longer-called-holland/
>>
>> So which province are Amsterdam and Volendam in?
>> Which province is Rotterdam in?
>>
>>
> People don't go around referring to "Australia" as Tasmania or
> Queensland or any other state or territory do they you daft twit?

Yes they do as in "I'm from Queensland" etc

>>>   Universally, they
>>>> were happy, helpful people and easy to get along with, perhaps they
>>>> just don't do well in the southern hemisphere.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'm doing just fine and that description can be applied to me just as
>>> well. This place isn't real life. Imagine if it was!
>>
>> Unfortunately from the only point of view that we have here, there is
>> no evidence of that.
>>
>>
>
> You're a dull and dimwitted bore and it isn't just what you post in here
> to confirm it.

No answer, just the same old insult - it's groundhog day again.

On 29/09/2022 1:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
> On 29/09/2022 11:10 am, Clocky wrote:
>> On 27/09/2022 8:07 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>> On 27/09/2022 7:44 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>> On 27/09/2022 5:34 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>> On 26/09/2022 6:54 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 1:03 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 9:52 am, Daryl wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 26/9/2022 8:46 am, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Apparently the new Ranger has a variable rate charge system
>>>>>>>>> where the amount of charge the battery receives is variable.
>>>>>>>>> Often it's way less than the 13.8v minimum you'd expect to see
>>>>>>>>> on a healthy conventional Alternator system, and the battery
>>>>>>>>> itself is usually only changed to 75% of it's capacity.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Another useless "fuel saving" idea that will be getting
>>>>>>>>> permanently disabled once the car gets here....
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Just something else to go wrong with very little if any fuel saved.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> We just don't need this rubbish. It's been around for some time
>>>>>>> now and does nothing other than add an extra element of
>>>>>>> unreliability into the mix.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> If you need to, then try the tyre dealer in Grant St Bacchus
>>>>>>>>> near the corner of Main St. He's pretty good. I recently had to
>>>>>>>>> replace the battery in the Santa Fe which crapped itself at not
>>>>>>>>> quite 4 years old which was a bit shitty. Price for a new
>>>>>>>>> replacement was around the 450 mark at most places, but he
>>>>>>>>> supplied a new Bosch battery for 230 bucks.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Thanks, I'll keep them in mind.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> They're nice people, and pretty decent on their tyre prices as
>>>>>>> well. They shit all over the local Bridgestone outlet. Especially
>>>>>>> when it comes to tractor tyres.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I wonder if Jerky Birko ever managed to get the courage to call
>>>>>>> them for the "full story" like he said he was gunna :)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Don't need to, I already know you're a compulsive liar. However,
>>>>>> remind us of why you balked at phoning Xeno's mate, you know the
>>>>>> one you claimed didn't exist?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh that's right, you're not only a hypocritical habitual liar and
>>>>>> a fraud, you're a coward as well.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's funny, I just spent a number of days in Holland and 2 weeks on
>>>>> a cruise where about 20% of the passengers were Dutch.
>>>>
>>>> It's "The Netherlands" or "Nederland" or "Kingdom of the
>>>> Netherlands" but not "Holland". Never was but it wasn't exactly
>>>> discouraged in the past but now it is official.
>>>>
>>>> https://www.ksby.com/the-netherlands-no-longer-called-holland/
>>>
>>> So which province are Amsterdam and Volendam in?
>>> Which province is Rotterdam in?
>>>
>>>
>> People don't go around referring to "Australia" as Tasmania or
>> Queensland or any other state or territory do they you daft twit?
>>
>>
>>>>   Universally, they
>>>>> were happy, helpful people and easy to get along with, perhaps they
>>>>> just don't do well in the southern hemisphere.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I'm doing just fine and that description can be applied to me just
>>>> as well. This place isn't real life. Imagine if it was!
>>>
>>> Unfortunately from the only point of view that we have here, there is
>>> no evidence of that.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> You're a dull and dimwitted bore and it isn't just what you post in
>> here to confirm it.
>>
>
> LOL
>
lick, lick, suck, suck.

On 29/09/2022 5:47 pm, keithr0 wrote:
> On 29/09/2022 1:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>> On 29/09/2022 11:10 am, Clocky wrote:
>>> On 27/09/2022 8:07 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>> On 27/09/2022 7:44 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>> On 27/09/2022 5:34 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 6:54 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 1:03 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 9:52 am, Daryl wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 26/9/2022 8:46 am, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Apparently the new Ranger has a variable rate charge system
>>>>>>>>>> where the amount of charge the battery receives is variable.
>>>>>>>>>> Often it's way less than the 13.8v minimum you'd expect to
>>>>>>>>>> see on a healthy conventional Alternator system, and the
>>>>>>>>>> battery itself is usually only changed to 75% of it's capacity.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Another useless "fuel saving" idea that will be getting
>>>>>>>>>> permanently disabled once the car gets here....
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Just something else to go wrong with very little if any fuel
>>>>>>>>> saved.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> We just don't need this rubbish. It's been around for some time
>>>>>>>> now and does nothing other than add an extra element of
>>>>>>>> unreliability into the mix.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> If you need to, then try the tyre dealer in Grant St Bacchus
>>>>>>>>>> near the corner of Main St. He's pretty good. I recently had
>>>>>>>>>> to replace the battery in the Santa Fe which crapped itself
>>>>>>>>>> at not quite 4 years old which was a bit shitty. Price for a
>>>>>>>>>> new replacement was around the 450 mark at most places, but
>>>>>>>>>> he supplied a new Bosch battery for 230 bucks.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Thanks, I'll keep them in mind.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> They're nice people, and pretty decent on their tyre prices as
>>>>>>>> well. They shit all over the local Bridgestone outlet.
>>>>>>>> Especially when it comes to tractor tyres.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I wonder if Jerky Birko ever managed to get the courage to call
>>>>>>>> them for the "full story" like he said he was gunna :)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Don't need to, I already know you're a compulsive liar. However,
>>>>>>> remind us of why you balked at phoning Xeno's mate, you know the
>>>>>>> one you claimed didn't exist?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Oh that's right, you're not only a hypocritical habitual liar
>>>>>>> and a fraud, you're a coward as well.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's funny, I just spent a number of days in Holland and 2 weeks
>>>>>> on a cruise where about 20% of the passengers were Dutch.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's "The Netherlands" or "Nederland" or "Kingdom of the
>>>>> Netherlands" but not "Holland". Never was but it wasn't exactly
>>>>> discouraged in the past but now it is official.
>>>>>
>>>>> https://www.ksby.com/the-netherlands-no-longer-called-holland/
>>>>
>>>> So which province are Amsterdam and Volendam in?
>>>> Which province is Rotterdam in?
>>>>
>>>>
>>> People don't go around referring to "Australia" as Tasmania or
>>> Queensland or any other state or territory do they you daft twit?
>>>
>>>
>>>>>   Universally, they
>>>>>> were happy, helpful people and easy to get along with, perhaps
>>>>>> they just don't do well in the southern hemisphere.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm doing just fine and that description can be applied to me just
>>>>> as well. This place isn't real life. Imagine if it was!
>>>>
>>>> Unfortunately from the only point of view that we have here, there
>>>> is no evidence of that.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> You're a dull and dimwitted bore and it isn't just what you post in
>>> here to confirm it.
>>>
>>
>> LOL
>>
> lick, lick, suck, suck.

burp! fart! snot! extra smelly fart!...

--
https://tinyurl.com/Yosemite-Sam

FUCK PUTIN!!

On 29/09/2022 6:58 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
> On 29/09/2022 5:47 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 29/09/2022 1:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>> On 29/09/2022 11:10 am, Clocky wrote:
>>>> On 27/09/2022 8:07 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>> On 27/09/2022 7:44 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>> On 27/09/2022 5:34 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 6:54 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 1:03 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 9:52 am, Daryl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 26/9/2022 8:46 am, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Apparently the new Ranger has a variable rate charge system
>>>>>>>>>>> where the amount of charge the battery receives is variable.
>>>>>>>>>>> Often it's way less than the 13.8v minimum you'd expect to
>>>>>>>>>>> see on a healthy conventional Alternator system, and the
>>>>>>>>>>> battery itself is usually only changed to 75% of it's capacity.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Another useless "fuel saving" idea that will be getting
>>>>>>>>>>> permanently disabled once the car gets here....
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Just something else to go wrong with very little if any fuel
>>>>>>>>>> saved.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> We just don't need this rubbish. It's been around for some time
>>>>>>>>> now and does nothing other than add an extra element of
>>>>>>>>> unreliability into the mix.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> If you need to, then try the tyre dealer in Grant St Bacchus
>>>>>>>>>>> near the corner of Main St. He's pretty good. I recently had
>>>>>>>>>>> to replace the battery in the Santa Fe which crapped itself
>>>>>>>>>>> at not quite 4 years old which was a bit shitty. Price for a
>>>>>>>>>>> new replacement was around the 450 mark at most places, but
>>>>>>>>>>> he supplied a new Bosch battery for 230 bucks.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Thanks, I'll keep them in mind.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> They're nice people, and pretty decent on their tyre prices as
>>>>>>>>> well. They shit all over the local Bridgestone outlet.
>>>>>>>>> Especially when it comes to tractor tyres.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I wonder if Jerky Birko ever managed to get the courage to call
>>>>>>>>> them for the "full story" like he said he was gunna :)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Don't need to, I already know you're a compulsive liar. However,
>>>>>>>> remind us of why you balked at phoning Xeno's mate, you know the
>>>>>>>> one you claimed didn't exist?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Oh that's right, you're not only a hypocritical habitual liar
>>>>>>>> and a fraud, you're a coward as well.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It's funny, I just spent a number of days in Holland and 2 weeks
>>>>>>> on a cruise where about 20% of the passengers were Dutch.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's "The Netherlands" or "Nederland" or "Kingdom of the
>>>>>> Netherlands" but not "Holland". Never was but it wasn't exactly
>>>>>> discouraged in the past but now it is official.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> https://www.ksby.com/the-netherlands-no-longer-called-holland/
>>>>>
>>>>> So which province are Amsterdam and Volendam in?
>>>>> Which province is Rotterdam in?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> People don't go around referring to "Australia" as Tasmania or
>>>> Queensland or any other state or territory do they you daft twit?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>   Universally, they
>>>>>>> were happy, helpful people and easy to get along with, perhaps
>>>>>>> they just don't do well in the southern hemisphere.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm doing just fine and that description can be applied to me just
>>>>>> as well. This place isn't real life. Imagine if it was!
>>>>>
>>>>> Unfortunately from the only point of view that we have here, there
>>>>> is no evidence of that.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You're a dull and dimwitted bore and it isn't just what you post in
>>>> here to confirm it.
>>>>
>>>
>>> LOL
>>>
>> lick, lick, suck, suck.
>
>
> burp! fart! snot! extra smelly fart!...
>
No more than expected.

On 29/9/2022 6:58 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
> On 29/09/2022 5:47 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 29/09/2022 1:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>> On 29/09/2022 11:10 am, Clocky wrote:
>>>> On 27/09/2022 8:07 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>> On 27/09/2022 7:44 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>> On 27/09/2022 5:34 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 6:54 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 1:03 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 9:52 am, Daryl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 26/9/2022 8:46 am, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Apparently the new Ranger has a variable rate charge system
>>>>>>>>>>> where the amount of charge the battery receives is variable.
>>>>>>>>>>> Often it's way less than the 13.8v minimum you'd expect to
>>>>>>>>>>> see on a healthy conventional Alternator system, and the
>>>>>>>>>>> battery itself is usually only changed to 75% of it's capacity.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Another useless "fuel saving" idea that will be getting
>>>>>>>>>>> permanently disabled once the car gets here....
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Just something else to go wrong with very little if any fuel
>>>>>>>>>> saved.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> We just don't need this rubbish. It's been around for some time
>>>>>>>>> now and does nothing other than add an extra element of
>>>>>>>>> unreliability into the mix.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> If you need to, then try the tyre dealer in Grant St Bacchus
>>>>>>>>>>> near the corner of Main St. He's pretty good. I recently had
>>>>>>>>>>> to replace the battery in the Santa Fe which crapped itself
>>>>>>>>>>> at not quite 4 years old which was a bit shitty. Price for a
>>>>>>>>>>> new replacement was around the 450 mark at most places, but
>>>>>>>>>>> he supplied a new Bosch battery for 230 bucks.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Thanks, I'll keep them in mind.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> They're nice people, and pretty decent on their tyre prices as
>>>>>>>>> well. They shit all over the local Bridgestone outlet.
>>>>>>>>> Especially when it comes to tractor tyres.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I wonder if Jerky Birko ever managed to get the courage to call
>>>>>>>>> them for the "full story" like he said he was gunna :)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Don't need to, I already know you're a compulsive liar. However,
>>>>>>>> remind us of why you balked at phoning Xeno's mate, you know the
>>>>>>>> one you claimed didn't exist?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Oh that's right, you're not only a hypocritical habitual liar
>>>>>>>> and a fraud, you're a coward as well.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It's funny, I just spent a number of days in Holland and 2 weeks
>>>>>>> on a cruise where about 20% of the passengers were Dutch.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's "The Netherlands" or "Nederland" or "Kingdom of the
>>>>>> Netherlands" but not "Holland". Never was but it wasn't exactly
>>>>>> discouraged in the past but now it is official.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> https://www.ksby.com/the-netherlands-no-longer-called-holland/
>>>>>
>>>>> So which province are Amsterdam and Volendam in?
>>>>> Which province is Rotterdam in?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> People don't go around referring to "Australia" as Tasmania or
>>>> Queensland or any other state or territory do they you daft twit?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>   Universally, they
>>>>>>> were happy, helpful people and easy to get along with, perhaps
>>>>>>> they just don't do well in the southern hemisphere.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm doing just fine and that description can be applied to me just
>>>>>> as well. This place isn't real life. Imagine if it was!
>>>>>
>>>>> Unfortunately from the only point of view that we have here, there
>>>>> is no evidence of that.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You're a dull and dimwitted bore and it isn't just what you post in
>>>> here to confirm it.
>>>>
>>>
>>> LOL
>>>
>> lick, lick, suck, suck.
>
>
> burp! fart! snot! extra smelly fart!...
>
Speaking of extra smelly, I went out to Moonee Beach the other day to
see a rather special flower he has. One of these;

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konjac

It is now *flowering*. You cannot believe how badly it stinks! They
don't call it a corpse flower for nothing. One lady thought, unwisely it
turned out, she would get up close and take a very deep sniff. Bad move,
got waaaay too close, ended up gagging. You can be 20 or 30 metres away
and still smell it. An indoor plant it definitely is not! Fortunately it
only smells when it flowers and it does that only once every 4 to 7
years and only for a week or two at that! Just imagine one of these in a
typical urban garden! You'd be raided by the cops looking for a body.
They'd dig up *all* your garden. Hang on, that might not be a bad thing,
save you some work if you time it right.

So, I see your extra smelly fart and raise you a corpse flower! ;-)

--
Xeno

Nothing astonishes Noddy so much as common sense and plain dealing.
(with apologies to Ralph Waldo Emerson)

On 29/09/2022 7:35 pm, keithr0 wrote:
> On 29/09/2022 6:58 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>> On 29/09/2022 5:47 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>> On 29/09/2022 1:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>> On 29/09/2022 11:10 am, Clocky wrote:
>>>>> On 27/09/2022 8:07 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>> On 27/09/2022 7:44 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>>> On 27/09/2022 5:34 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 6:54 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 1:03 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 9:52 am, Daryl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On 26/9/2022 8:46 am, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Apparently the new Ranger has a variable rate charge system
>>>>>>>>>>>> where the amount of charge the battery receives is
>>>>>>>>>>>> variable. Often it's way less than the 13.8v minimum you'd
>>>>>>>>>>>> expect to see on a healthy conventional Alternator system,
>>>>>>>>>>>> and the battery itself is usually only changed to 75% of
>>>>>>>>>>>> it's capacity.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Another useless "fuel saving" idea that will be getting
>>>>>>>>>>>> permanently disabled once the car gets here....
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Just something else to go wrong with very little if any fuel
>>>>>>>>>>> saved.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> We just don't need this rubbish. It's been around for some
>>>>>>>>>> time now and does nothing other than add an extra element of
>>>>>>>>>> unreliability into the mix.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> If you need to, then try the tyre dealer in Grant St
>>>>>>>>>>>> Bacchus near the corner of Main St. He's pretty good. I
>>>>>>>>>>>> recently had to replace the battery in the Santa Fe which
>>>>>>>>>>>> crapped itself at not quite 4 years old which was a bit
>>>>>>>>>>>> shitty. Price for a new replacement was around the 450 mark
>>>>>>>>>>>> at most places, but he supplied a new Bosch battery for 230
>>>>>>>>>>>> bucks.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Thanks, I'll keep them in mind.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> They're nice people, and pretty decent on their tyre prices
>>>>>>>>>> as well. They shit all over the local Bridgestone outlet.
>>>>>>>>>> Especially when it comes to tractor tyres.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I wonder if Jerky Birko ever managed to get the courage to
>>>>>>>>>> call them for the "full story" like he said he was gunna :)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Don't need to, I already know you're a compulsive liar.
>>>>>>>>> However, remind us of why you balked at phoning Xeno's mate,
>>>>>>>>> you know the one you claimed didn't exist?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Oh that's right, you're not only a hypocritical habitual liar
>>>>>>>>> and a fraud, you're a coward as well.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It's funny, I just spent a number of days in Holland and 2
>>>>>>>> weeks on a cruise where about 20% of the passengers were Dutch.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It's "The Netherlands" or "Nederland" or "Kingdom of the
>>>>>>> Netherlands" but not "Holland". Never was but it wasn't exactly
>>>>>>> discouraged in the past but now it is official.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> https://www.ksby.com/the-netherlands-no-longer-called-holland/
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So which province are Amsterdam and Volendam in?
>>>>>> Which province is Rotterdam in?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> People don't go around referring to "Australia" as Tasmania or
>>>>> Queensland or any other state or territory do they you daft twit?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>   Universally, they
>>>>>>>> were happy, helpful people and easy to get along with, perhaps
>>>>>>>> they just don't do well in the southern hemisphere.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm doing just fine and that description can be applied to me
>>>>>>> just as well. This place isn't real life. Imagine if it was!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Unfortunately from the only point of view that we have here,
>>>>>> there is no evidence of that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You're a dull and dimwitted bore and it isn't just what you post
>>>>> in here to confirm it.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> LOL
>>>>
>>> lick, lick, suck, suck.
>>
>>
>> burp! fart! snot! extra smelly fart!...
>>
> No more than expected.

do you ever get tired of being a childish twat? because you are
certainly tiresome..

--
https://tinyurl.com/Yosemite-Sam

FUCK PUTIN!!

On 29/09/2022 9:12 pm, Xeno wrote:
> On 29/9/2022 6:58 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>> On 29/09/2022 5:47 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>> On 29/09/2022 1:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>> On 29/09/2022 11:10 am, Clocky wrote:
>>>>> On 27/09/2022 8:07 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>> On 27/09/2022 7:44 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>>> On 27/09/2022 5:34 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 6:54 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 1:03 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 9:52 am, Daryl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On 26/9/2022 8:46 am, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Apparently the new Ranger has a variable rate charge system
>>>>>>>>>>>> where the amount of charge the battery receives is
>>>>>>>>>>>> variable. Often it's way less than the 13.8v minimum you'd
>>>>>>>>>>>> expect to see on a healthy conventional Alternator system,
>>>>>>>>>>>> and the battery itself is usually only changed to 75% of
>>>>>>>>>>>> it's capacity.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Another useless "fuel saving" idea that will be getting
>>>>>>>>>>>> permanently disabled once the car gets here....
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Just something else to go wrong with very little if any fuel
>>>>>>>>>>> saved.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> We just don't need this rubbish. It's been around for some
>>>>>>>>>> time now and does nothing other than add an extra element of
>>>>>>>>>> unreliability into the mix.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> If you need to, then try the tyre dealer in Grant St
>>>>>>>>>>>> Bacchus near the corner of Main St. He's pretty good. I
>>>>>>>>>>>> recently had to replace the battery in the Santa Fe which
>>>>>>>>>>>> crapped itself at not quite 4 years old which was a bit
>>>>>>>>>>>> shitty. Price for a new replacement was around the 450 mark
>>>>>>>>>>>> at most places, but he supplied a new Bosch battery for 230
>>>>>>>>>>>> bucks.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Thanks, I'll keep them in mind.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> They're nice people, and pretty decent on their tyre prices
>>>>>>>>>> as well. They shit all over the local Bridgestone outlet.
>>>>>>>>>> Especially when it comes to tractor tyres.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I wonder if Jerky Birko ever managed to get the courage to
>>>>>>>>>> call them for the "full story" like he said he was gunna :)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Don't need to, I already know you're a compulsive liar.
>>>>>>>>> However, remind us of why you balked at phoning Xeno's mate,
>>>>>>>>> you know the one you claimed didn't exist?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Oh that's right, you're not only a hypocritical habitual liar
>>>>>>>>> and a fraud, you're a coward as well.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It's funny, I just spent a number of days in Holland and 2
>>>>>>>> weeks on a cruise where about 20% of the passengers were Dutch.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It's "The Netherlands" or "Nederland" or "Kingdom of the
>>>>>>> Netherlands" but not "Holland". Never was but it wasn't exactly
>>>>>>> discouraged in the past but now it is official.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> https://www.ksby.com/the-netherlands-no-longer-called-holland/
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So which province are Amsterdam and Volendam in?
>>>>>> Which province is Rotterdam in?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> People don't go around referring to "Australia" as Tasmania or
>>>>> Queensland or any other state or territory do they you daft twit?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>   Universally, they
>>>>>>>> were happy, helpful people and easy to get along with, perhaps
>>>>>>>> they just don't do well in the southern hemisphere.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm doing just fine and that description can be applied to me
>>>>>>> just as well. This place isn't real life. Imagine if it was!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Unfortunately from the only point of view that we have here,
>>>>>> there is no evidence of that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You're a dull and dimwitted bore and it isn't just what you post
>>>>> in here to confirm it.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> LOL
>>>>
>>> lick, lick, suck, suck.
>>
>>
>> burp! fart! snot! extra smelly fart!...
>>
> Speaking of extra smelly, I went out to Moonee Beach the other day to
> see a rather special flower he has.

who has?

> One of these;
>
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konjac
>
> It is now *flowering*. You cannot believe how badly it stinks! They
> don't call it a corpse flower for nothing. One lady thought, unwisely
> it turned out, she would get up close and take a very deep sniff. Bad
> move, got waaaay too close, ended up gagging. You can be 20 or 30
> metres away and still smell it. An indoor plant it definitely is not!
> Fortunately it only smells when it flowers and it does that only once
> every 4 to 7 years and only for a week or two at that! Just imagine
> one of these in a typical urban garden! You'd be raided by the cops
> looking for a body. They'd dig up *all* your garden. Hang on, that
> might not be a bad thing, save you some work if you time it right.
>
> So, I see your extra smelly fart and raise you a corpse flower! ;-)
>
>

Oh ok, lol..

--
https://tinyurl.com/Yosemite-Sam

FUCK PUTIN!!

On 29/9/2022 9:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
> On 29/09/2022 9:12 pm, Xeno wrote:
>> On 29/9/2022 6:58 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>> On 29/09/2022 5:47 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>> On 29/09/2022 1:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>> On 29/09/2022 11:10 am, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>> On 27/09/2022 8:07 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>> On 27/09/2022 7:44 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 27/09/2022 5:34 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 6:54 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 1:03 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 9:52 am, Daryl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 26/9/2022 8:46 am, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Apparently the new Ranger has a variable rate charge system
>>>>>>>>>>>>> where the amount of charge the battery receives is
>>>>>>>>>>>>> variable. Often it's way less than the 13.8v minimum you'd
>>>>>>>>>>>>> expect to see on a healthy conventional Alternator system,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and the battery itself is usually only changed to 75% of
>>>>>>>>>>>>> it's capacity.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Another useless "fuel saving" idea that will be getting
>>>>>>>>>>>>> permanently disabled once the car gets here....
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Just something else to go wrong with very little if any fuel
>>>>>>>>>>>> saved.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> We just don't need this rubbish. It's been around for some
>>>>>>>>>>> time now and does nothing other than add an extra element of
>>>>>>>>>>> unreliability into the mix.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you need to, then try the tyre dealer in Grant St
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bacchus near the corner of Main St. He's pretty good. I
>>>>>>>>>>>>> recently had to replace the battery in the Santa Fe which
>>>>>>>>>>>>> crapped itself at not quite 4 years old which was a bit
>>>>>>>>>>>>> shitty. Price for a new replacement was around the 450 mark
>>>>>>>>>>>>> at most places, but he supplied a new Bosch battery for 230
>>>>>>>>>>>>> bucks.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanks, I'll keep them in mind.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> They're nice people, and pretty decent on their tyre prices
>>>>>>>>>>> as well. They shit all over the local Bridgestone outlet.
>>>>>>>>>>> Especially when it comes to tractor tyres.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I wonder if Jerky Birko ever managed to get the courage to
>>>>>>>>>>> call them for the "full story" like he said he was gunna :)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Don't need to, I already know you're a compulsive liar.
>>>>>>>>>> However, remind us of why you balked at phoning Xeno's mate,
>>>>>>>>>> you know the one you claimed didn't exist?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Oh that's right, you're not only a hypocritical habitual liar
>>>>>>>>>> and a fraud, you're a coward as well.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It's funny, I just spent a number of days in Holland and 2
>>>>>>>>> weeks on a cruise where about 20% of the passengers were Dutch.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It's "The Netherlands" or "Nederland" or "Kingdom of the
>>>>>>>> Netherlands" but not "Holland". Never was but it wasn't exactly
>>>>>>>> discouraged in the past but now it is official.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> https://www.ksby.com/the-netherlands-no-longer-called-holland/
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So which province are Amsterdam and Volendam in?
>>>>>>> Which province is Rotterdam in?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> People don't go around referring to "Australia" as Tasmania or
>>>>>> Queensland or any other state or territory do they you daft twit?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>   Universally, they
>>>>>>>>> were happy, helpful people and easy to get along with, perhaps
>>>>>>>>> they just don't do well in the southern hemisphere.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I'm doing just fine and that description can be applied to me
>>>>>>>> just as well. This place isn't real life. Imagine if it was!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Unfortunately from the only point of view that we have here,
>>>>>>> there is no evidence of that.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You're a dull and dimwitted bore and it isn't just what you post
>>>>>> in here to confirm it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> LOL
>>>>>
>>>> lick, lick, suck, suck.
>>>
>>>
>>> burp! fart! snot! extra smelly fart!...
>>>
>> Speaking of extra smelly, I went out to Moonee Beach the other day to
>> see a rather special flower he has.
>
>
> who has?
>
My mate on his block out at Moonee Beach. I'm trying to do two or three
things at once at the moment. Unfortunately my multitasking ability is
male oriented - I'm not so good at it, not like women are anyway. Slip
ups will occur! ;-)
>
>> One of these;
>>
>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konjac
>>
>> It is now *flowering*. You cannot believe how badly it stinks! They
>> don't call it a corpse flower for nothing. One lady thought, unwisely
>> it turned out, she would get up close and take a very deep sniff. Bad
>> move, got waaaay too close, ended up gagging. You can be 20 or 30
>> metres away and still smell it. An indoor plant it definitely is not!
>> Fortunately it only smells when it flowers and it does that only once
>> every 4 to 7 years and only for a week or two at that! Just imagine
>> one of these in a typical urban garden! You'd be raided by the cops
>> looking for a body. They'd dig up *all* your garden. Hang on, that
>> might not be a bad thing, save you some work if you time it right.
>>
>> So, I see your extra smelly fart and raise you a corpse flower! ;-)
>>
>>
>
> Oh ok, lol..
>
>

--
Xeno

Nothing astonishes Noddy so much as common sense and plain dealing.
(with apologies to Ralph Waldo Emerson)

keithr0 <user@account.invalid> wrote in
news:jpl0s7Fov2qU2@mid.individual.net:

> On 29/09/2022 11:10 am, Clocky wrote:
>> On 27/09/2022 8:07 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>> On 27/09/2022 7:44 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>> On 27/09/2022 5:34 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>> On 26/09/2022 6:54 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 1:03 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>> On 26/09/2022 9:52 am, Daryl wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 26/9/2022 8:46 am, Noddy wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Apparently the new Ranger has a variable rate charge system
>>>>>>>>> where the amount of charge the battery receives is variable.
>>>>>>>>> Often it's way less than the 13.8v minimum you'd expect to see
>>>>>>>>> on a healthy conventional Alternator system, and the battery
>>>>>>>>> itself is usually only changed to 75% of it's capacity.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Another useless "fuel saving" idea that will be getting
>>>>>>>>> permanently disabled once the car gets here....
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Just something else to go wrong with very little if any fuel
>>>>>>>> saved.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> We just don't need this rubbish. It's been around for some time
>>>>>>> now and does nothing other than add an extra element of
>>>>>>> unreliability into the mix.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> If you need to, then try the tyre dealer in Grant St Bacchus
>>>>>>>>> near the corner of Main St. He's pretty good. I recently had
>>>>>>>>> to replace the battery in the Santa Fe which crapped itself at
>>>>>>>>> not quite 4 years old which was a bit shitty. Price for a new
>>>>>>>>> replacement was around the 450 mark at most places, but he
>>>>>>>>> supplied a new Bosch battery for 230 bucks.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Thanks, I'll keep them in mind.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> They're nice people, and pretty decent on their tyre prices as
>>>>>>> well. They shit all over the local Bridgestone outlet.
>>>>>>> Especially when it comes to tractor tyres.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I wonder if Jerky Birko ever managed to get the courage to call
>>>>>>> them for the "full story" like he said he was gunna :)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Don't need to, I already know you're a compulsive liar. However,
>>>>>> remind us of why you balked at phoning Xeno's mate, you know the
>>>>>> one you claimed didn't exist?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh that's right, you're not only a hypocritical habitual liar and
>>>>>> a fraud, you're a coward as well.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's funny, I just spent a number of days in Holland and 2 weeks
>>>>> on a cruise where about 20% of the passengers were Dutch.
>>>>
>>>> It's "The Netherlands" or "Nederland" or "Kingdom of the
>>>> Netherlands" but not "Holland". Never was but it wasn't exactly
>>>> discouraged in the past but now it is official.
>>>>
>>>> https://www.ksby.com/the-netherlands-no-longer-called-holland/
>>>
>>> So which province are Amsterdam and Volendam in?
>>> Which province is Rotterdam in?
>>>
>>>
>> People don't go around referring to "Australia" as Tasmania or
>> Queensland or any other state or territory do they you daft twit?
>
> Yes they do as in "I'm from Queensland" etc
>
>>>>   Universally, they
>>>>> were happy, helpful people and easy to get along with, perhaps
>>>>> they just don't do well in the southern hemisphere.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I'm doing just fine and that description can be applied to me just
>>>> as well. This place isn't real life. Imagine if it was!
>>>
>>> Unfortunately from the only point of view that we have here, there
>>> is no evidence of that.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> You're a dull and dimwitted bore and it isn't just what you post in
>> here to confirm it.
>
> No answer, just the same old insult - it's groundhog day again.
>

Wrong continent keith, we don't have groundhogs. What we have, in
abundance, is Right Lanehogs. And of course, keith being dull, cliched,
tedious, insignificant, predictable, inexplicably arrogant, narcissistic,
hypocritical and ineffectual day. We have a lot of those.

hth

alvey

Noddy <me@home.com> wrote in news:th1dj1$btgv$1@dont-email.me:

I wonder if Fraudster cleans her cars for free? Or how much he pays her to
do it?

alvey
Again wondering why so many Yank vehicles are hideous

Noddy <me@home.com> wrote in news:th17ot$bfei$1@dont-email.me:

> On 28/09/2022 3:17 pm, Daryl wrote:
>> On 28/9/2022 2:01 pm, jonz wrote:
>
>>>   Yes, *Every* time you post/repost yer irrelevant rubbish in here.
>>> Silly fixated fuckwit that you are...
>>>>
>>
>> I wonder what he thinks anyone is going to use a truck that's well over
>> 60 yrs old for?
>
> He's a fucking idiot, but then you're talking about a bloke who's claim
> to automotive fame is... <snip whatever>

lol!

Obvious Retort: Whereas yours is lying your fool head off about having
some. Buffoon.

I do wish you'd raise the Degree of Difficulty required to Buffoonise you.

alvey