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 by: Mike - Thu, 27 Apr 2023 18:13 UTC

On Apr 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<821561e4-450b-43aa-832b-d9688abd4f8cn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > > If it were tried in Israel it could be called Zion’s Friction.
> > > > > > > > there was some movie set in Louisiana, the governor was played by Paul
> > > > > > > > Newman who wore his cowboy boots to bed when he was servicing a woman,
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > he explained to people that he could get more friction that way.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > why did you give up on this one ? named after a nice comic strip and
> > > > > > > everything.
> > > > > > To quote Colonel Sanders when he heard about the chicken that crossed
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > road
> > > > > >
> > > > > > “I missed one????"
> > > > >
> > > > > So it was an honest mistake , you're forgiven .
> > > > >
> > > > > Charles Whitman also used that line.
> > > > A man who’s accomplishments tower above the rest of us.
> > >
> > > I knew John Tower; he was a politician.
> > There are a lot of politicians I would like to say “WAS” about
>
> if you get a Kleenex for your pet bird, that would be a poly tissue.

Untill it finally went crackers wanting a cracker instead.

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Thursday, April 27, 2023 at 1:13:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<821561e4-450b-43aa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > If it were tried in Israel it could be called Zion’s Friction.
> > > > > > > > > there was some movie set in Louisiana, the governor was played by Paul
> > > > > > > > > Newman who wore his cowboy boots to bed when he was servicing a woman,
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > he explained to people that he could get more friction that way.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > why did you give up on this one ? named after a nice comic strip and
> > > > > > > > everything.
> > > > > > > To quote Colonel Sanders when he heard about the chicken that crossed
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > road
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > “I missed one????"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So it was an honest mistake , you're forgiven .
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Charles Whitman also used that line.
> > > > > A man who’s accomplishments tower above the rest of us.
> > > >
> > > > I knew John Tower; he was a politician.
> > > There are a lot of politicians I would like to say “WAS” about
> >
> > if you get a Kleenex for your pet bird, that would be a poly tissue.
> Untill it finally went crackers wanting a cracker instead.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was this parrot that got tired of his effeminate, weak, citified owner. Instead, he wanted someone from the deep South that knew how to use a chainsaw. He kept saying "Polly want a cracker."

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 by: Mike - Fri, 28 Apr 2023 09:30 UTC

On Apr 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<acef717b-8598-43be-bd2b-abcee6d1dd4en@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > To quote Colonel Sanders when he heard about the chicken that crossed
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > road
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > “I missed one????"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So it was an honest mistake , you're forgiven .
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Charles Whitman also used that line.
> > > > > > A man who’s accomplishments tower above the rest of us.
> > > > >
> > > > > I knew John Tower; he was a politician.
> > > > There are a lot of politicians I would like to say “WAS” about
> > >
> > > if you get a Kleenex for your pet bird, that would be a poly tissue.
> > Untill it finally went crackers wanting a cracker instead.
>
> There was this parrot that got tired of his effeminate, weak, citified owner.
> Instead, he wanted someone from the deep South that knew how to use a
> chainsaw. He kept saying "Polly want a cracker.”
So he took a hard tack in the course of his life to something more exciting.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 28 Apr 2023 14:06 UTC

On Friday, April 28, 2023 at 4:30:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<acef717b-8598-43be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > To quote Colonel Sanders when he heard about the chicken that crossed
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > road
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > “I missed one????"
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So it was an honest mistake , you're forgiven .
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Charles Whitman also used that line.
> > > > > > > A man who’s accomplishments tower above the rest of us.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I knew John Tower; he was a politician.
> > > > > There are a lot of politicians I would like to say “WAS” about
> > > >
> > > > if you get a Kleenex for your pet bird, that would be a poly tissue..
> > > Untill it finally went crackers wanting a cracker instead.
> >
> > There was this parrot that got tired of his effeminate, weak, citified owner.
> > Instead, he wanted someone from the deep South that knew how to use a
> > chainsaw. He kept saying "Polly want a cracker.”
> So he took a hard tack in the course of his life to something more exciting.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I bought a package of tacks to put on teacher's chair when she sat down but they turned out to be soft tacks and they didn't work. I went back to the store and said give me some hard tacks.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 28 Apr 2023 18:14 UTC

On Apr 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9e5f6e6d-ba89-4fec-8196-6313bb571457n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > > > To quote Colonel Sanders when he heard about the chicken that
> > > > > > > > > > crossed
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > road
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > “I missed one????"
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So it was an honest mistake , you're forgiven .
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Charles Whitman also used that line.
> > > > > > > > A man who’s accomplishments tower above the rest of us.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I knew John Tower; he was a politician.
> > > > > > There are a lot of politicians I would like to say “WAS” about
> > > > >
> > > > > if you get a Kleenex for your pet bird, that would be a poly tissue.
> > > > Untill it finally went crackers wanting a cracker instead.
> > >
> > > There was this parrot that got tired of his effeminate, weak, citified
> > > owner.
> > > Instead, he wanted someone from the deep South that knew how to use a
> > > chainsaw. He kept saying "Polly want a cracker.”
> > So he took a hard tack in the course of his life to something more exciting.
>
> I bought a package of tacks to put on teacher's chair when she sat down but
> they turned out to be soft tacks and they didn't work. I went back to the
> store and said give me some hard tacks.

So she thinks of you as a dull student.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 28 Apr 2023 18:28 UTC

On Friday, April 28, 2023 at 1:15:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9e5f6e6d-ba89-4fec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > To quote Colonel Sanders when he heard about the chicken that
> > > > > > > > > > > crossed
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > road
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > “I missed one????"
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So it was an honest mistake , you're forgiven .
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Charles Whitman also used that line.
> > > > > > > > > A man who’s accomplishments tower above the rest of us.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I knew John Tower; he was a politician.
> > > > > > > There are a lot of politicians I would like to say “WAS” about
> > > > > >
> > > > > > if you get a Kleenex for your pet bird, that would be a poly tissue.
> > > > > Untill it finally went crackers wanting a cracker instead.
> > > >
> > > > There was this parrot that got tired of his effeminate, weak, citified
> > > > owner.
> > > > Instead, he wanted someone from the deep South that knew how to use a
> > > > chainsaw. He kept saying "Polly want a cracker.”
> > > So he took a hard tack in the course of his life to something more exciting.
> >
> > I bought a package of tacks to put on teacher's chair when she sat down but
> > they turned out to be soft tacks and they didn't work. I went back to the
> > store and said give me some hard tacks.
> So she thinks of you as a dull student.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

she doesn't just think of me as a dull student, she knows I am . why , I actually think that the human race has some chance of persisting.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 29 Apr 2023 09:58 UTC

On Apr 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<efe86d37-7951-4b65-afe8-e0fa5156ad63n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > To quote Colonel Sanders when he heard about the chicken that
> > > > > > > > > > > > crossed
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > road
> > > > > > > > > > > > “I missed one????" So it was an honest mistake , you're forgiven .
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Charles Whitman also used that line.
> > > > > > > > > > A man who’s accomplishments tower above the rest of us.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I knew John Tower; he was a politician.
> > > > > > > > There are a lot of politicians I would like to say “WAS” about
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > if you get a Kleenex for your pet bird, that would be a poly tissue.
> > > > > > Untill it finally went crackers wanting a cracker instead.
> > > > >
> > > > > There was this parrot that got tired of his effeminate, weak, citified
> > > > > owner.
> > > > > Instead, he wanted someone from the deep South that knew how to use a
> > > > > chainsaw. He kept saying "Polly want a cracker.”
> > > > So he took a hard tack in the course of his life to something more
> > > > exciting.
> > >
> > > I bought a package of tacks to put on teacher's chair when she sat down but
> > > they turned out to be soft tacks and they didn't work. I went back to the
> > > store and said give me some hard tacks.
> > So she thinks of you as a dull student.
>
> she doesn't just think of me as a dull student, she knows I am . why , I
> actually think that the human race has some chance of persisting.

Only if it shows some sign of intelligence

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 29 Apr 2023 12:18 UTC

On Saturday, April 29, 2023 at 4:58:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<efe86d37-7951-4b65...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > To quote Colonel Sanders when he heard about the chicken that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > crossed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > road
> > > > > > > > > > > > > “I missed one????" So it was an honest mistake , you're forgiven .
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Charles Whitman also used that line.
> > > > > > > > > > > A man who’s accomplishments tower above the rest of us.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I knew John Tower; he was a politician.
> > > > > > > > > There are a lot of politicians I would like to say “WAS” about
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > if you get a Kleenex for your pet bird, that would be a poly tissue.
> > > > > > > Untill it finally went crackers wanting a cracker instead.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There was this parrot that got tired of his effeminate, weak, citified
> > > > > > owner.
> > > > > > Instead, he wanted someone from the deep South that knew how to use a
> > > > > > chainsaw. He kept saying "Polly want a cracker.”
> > > > > So he took a hard tack in the course of his life to something more
> > > > > exciting.
> > > >
> > > > I bought a package of tacks to put on teacher's chair when she sat down but
> > > > they turned out to be soft tacks and they didn't work. I went back to the
> > > > store and said give me some hard tacks.
> > > So she thinks of you as a dull student.
> >
> > she doesn't just think of me as a dull student, she knows I am . why , I
> > actually think that the human race has some chance of persisting.
> Only if it shows some sign of intelligence
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

But it has shown signs of intelligence ; doesn't everybody carry around a sign that reads "I am intelligent"?

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 by: Mike - Sun, 30 Apr 2023 09:45 UTC

On Apr 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<da620e2b-7f9d-4c6a-9ec1-4d1dff6d6229n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > if you get a Kleenex for your pet bird, that would be a poly tissue.
> > > > > > > > Untill it finally went crackers wanting a cracker instead.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There was this parrot that got tired of his effeminate, weak, citified
> > > > > > > owner.
> > > > > > > Instead, he wanted someone from the deep South that knew how to use a
> > > > > > > chainsaw. He kept saying "Polly want a cracker.”
> > > > > > So he took a hard tack in the course of his life to something more
> > > > > > exciting.
> > > > >
> > > > > I bought a package of tacks to put on teacher's chair when she sat down
> > > > > but
> > > > > they turned out to be soft tacks and they didn't work. I went back to the
> > > > > store and said give me some hard tacks.
> > > > So she thinks of you as a dull student.
> > >
> > > she doesn't just think of me as a dull student, she knows I am . why , I
> > > actually think that the human race has some chance of persisting.
> > Only if it shows some sign of intelligence
>
> But it has shown signs of intelligence ; doesn't everybody carry around a
> sign that reads "I am intelligent”
You printed that wrong --- the question mark should have been inside the
quote marks

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 30 Apr 2023 17:39 UTC

On Sunday, April 30, 2023 at 4:45:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<da620e2b-7f9d-4c6a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > if you get a Kleenex for your pet bird, that would be a poly tissue.
> > > > > > > > > Untill it finally went crackers wanting a cracker instead..
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There was this parrot that got tired of his effeminate, weak, citified
> > > > > > > > owner.
> > > > > > > > Instead, he wanted someone from the deep South that knew how to use a
> > > > > > > > chainsaw. He kept saying "Polly want a cracker.”
> > > > > > > So he took a hard tack in the course of his life to something more
> > > > > > > exciting.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I bought a package of tacks to put on teacher's chair when she sat down
> > > > > > but
> > > > > > they turned out to be soft tacks and they didn't work. I went back to the
> > > > > > store and said give me some hard tacks.
> > > > > So she thinks of you as a dull student.
> > > >
> > > > she doesn't just think of me as a dull student, she knows I am . why , I
> > > > actually think that the human race has some chance of persisting.
> > > Only if it shows some sign of intelligence
> >
> > But it has shown signs of intelligence ; doesn't everybody carry around a
> > sign that reads "I am intelligent”
> You printed that wrong --- the question mark should have been inside the
> quote marks
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Douglas R. Hofstadter struggled and struggled to come up with a definition of "intelligence". Finally he had to settle for "you know it when you see it."

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 by: Mike - Sun, 30 Apr 2023 18:48 UTC

On Apr 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3dc50ccd-e4c3-4bc5-a1fc-c675078d0859n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > There was this parrot that got tired of his effeminate, weak,
> > > > > > > > > citified
> > > > > > > > > owner.
> > > > > > > > > Instead, he wanted someone from the deep South that knew how to use a
> > > > > > > > > chainsaw. He kept saying "Polly want a cracker.”
> > > > > > > > So he took a hard tack in the course of his life to something more
> > > > > > > > exciting.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I bought a package of tacks to put on teacher's chair when she sat down
> > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > they turned out to be soft tacks and they didn't work. I went back to
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > store and said give me some hard tacks.
> > > > > > So she thinks of you as a dull student.
> > > > >
> > > > > she doesn't just think of me as a dull student, she knows I am . why , I
> > > > > actually think that the human race has some chance of persisting.
> > > > Only if it shows some sign of intelligence
> > >
> > > But it has shown signs of intelligence ; doesn't everybody carry around a
> > > sign that reads "I am intelligent”
> > You printed that wrong --- the question mark should have been inside the
> > quote marks
>
> Douglas R. Hofstadter struggled and struggled to come up with a definition of
> "intelligence". Finally he had to settle for "you know it when you see it.”

A prosecuting was once asked to define PORN, and he had a similar answer
“I know it when I see it"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 30 Apr 2023 23:40 UTC

On Sunday, April 30, 2023 at 1:49:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3dc50ccd-e4c3-4bc5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > There was this parrot that got tired of his effeminate, weak,
> > > > > > > > > > citified
> > > > > > > > > > owner.
> > > > > > > > > > Instead, he wanted someone from the deep South that knew how to use a
> > > > > > > > > > chainsaw. He kept saying "Polly want a cracker.”
> > > > > > > > > So he took a hard tack in the course of his life to something more
> > > > > > > > > exciting.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I bought a package of tacks to put on teacher's chair when she sat down
> > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > they turned out to be soft tacks and they didn't work. I went back to
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > store and said give me some hard tacks.
> > > > > > > So she thinks of you as a dull student.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > she doesn't just think of me as a dull student, she knows I am .. why , I
> > > > > > actually think that the human race has some chance of persisting.
> > > > > Only if it shows some sign of intelligence
> > > >
> > > > But it has shown signs of intelligence ; doesn't everybody carry around a
> > > > sign that reads "I am intelligent”
> > > You printed that wrong --- the question mark should have been inside the
> > > quote marks
> >
> > Douglas R. Hofstadter struggled and struggled to come up with a definition of
> > "intelligence". Finally he had to settle for "you know it when you see it.”
>
> A prosecuting was once asked to define PORN, and he had a similar answer
> “I know it when I see it"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

My roommate in college was pre-law , and after graduation I lost track of what happened to him , then from a news story I found out he was hired by the topless dancing industry to prove that there was no law broken by doing that.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 1 May 2023 08:37 UTC

On Apr 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > Only if it shows some sign of intelligence
> > > > >
> > > > > But it has shown signs of intelligence ; doesn't everybody carry around a
> > > > > sign that reads "I am intelligent”
> > > > You printed that wrong --- the question mark should have been inside the
> > > > quote marks
> > >
> > > Douglas R. Hofstadter struggled and struggled to come up with a definition
> > > of
> > > "intelligence". Finally he had to settle for "you know it when you see
> > > it.”
> >
> > A prosecuting was once asked to define PORN, and he had a similar answer
> > “I know it when I see it"
> My roommate in college was pre-law , and after graduation I lost track of
> what happened to him , then from a news story I found out he was hired by the
> topless dancing industry to prove that there was no law broken by doing that.

Getting rid of the old ways and show that this is a brave nude world.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 1 May 2023 12:44 UTC

On Monday, May 1, 2023 at 3:37:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8fa1ad1b-4315-4a5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Only if it shows some sign of intelligence
> > > > > >
> > > > > > But it has shown signs of intelligence ; doesn't everybody carry around a
> > > > > > sign that reads "I am intelligent”
> > > > > You printed that wrong --- the question mark should have been inside the
> > > > > quote marks
> > > >
> > > > Douglas R. Hofstadter struggled and struggled to come up with a definition
> > > > of
> > > > "intelligence". Finally he had to settle for "you know it when you see
> > > > it.”
> > >
> > > A prosecuting was once asked to define PORN, and he had a similar answer
> > > “I know it when I see it"
> > My roommate in college was pre-law , and after graduation I lost track of
> > what happened to him , then from a news story I found out he was hired by the
> > topless dancing industry to prove that there was no law broken by doing that.
> Getting rid of the old ways and show that this is a brave nude world.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

It's a brave nude world when the strip club is kept at 40° F.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 1 May 2023 15:28 UTC

On May 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<36f26ebe-a612-4c2d-8563-2d084c81ff9en@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Only if it shows some sign of intelligence
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > But it has shown signs of intelligence ; doesn't everybody carry
> > > > > > > around a
> > > > > > > sign that reads "I am intelligent”
> > > > > > You printed that wrong --- the question mark should have been inside the
> > > > > > quote marks
> > > > >
> > > > > Douglas R. Hofstadter struggled and struggled to come up with a
> > > > > definition
> > > > > of
> > > > > "intelligence". Finally he had to settle for "you know it when you see
> > > > > it.”
> > > >
> > > > A prosecuting was once asked to define PORN, and he had a similar answer
> > > > “I know it when I see it"
> > > My roommate in college was pre-law , and after graduation I lost track of
> > > what happened to him , then from a news story I found out he was hired by
> > > the
> > > topless dancing industry to prove that there was no law broken by doing
> > > that.
> > Getting rid of the old ways and show that this is a brave nude world.
>
> It's a brave nude world when the strip club is kept at 40° F.

But just who is REALLY behind that??? I hear that it just might be the Nude
World Order

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 2 May 2023 15:15 UTC

On Monday, May 1, 2023 at 10:29:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<36f26ebe-a612-4c2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Only if it shows some sign of intelligence
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > But it has shown signs of intelligence ; doesn't everybody carry
> > > > > > > > around a
> > > > > > > > sign that reads "I am intelligent”
> > > > > > > You printed that wrong --- the question mark should have been inside the
> > > > > > > quote marks
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Douglas R. Hofstadter struggled and struggled to come up with a
> > > > > > definition
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > "intelligence". Finally he had to settle for "you know it when you see
> > > > > > it.”
> > > > >
> > > > > A prosecuting was once asked to define PORN, and he had a similar answer
> > > > > “I know it when I see it"
> > > > My roommate in college was pre-law , and after graduation I lost track of
> > > > what happened to him , then from a news story I found out he was hired by
> > > > the
> > > > topless dancing industry to prove that there was no law broken by doing
> > > > that.
> > > Getting rid of the old ways and show that this is a brave nude world.
> >
> > It's a brave nude world when the strip club is kept at 40° F.
> But just who is REALLY behind that??? I hear that it just might be the Nude
> World Order
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I thought the Nude world order was when nudists of the world united to order food out from Wendy's.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 2 May 2023 17:37 UTC

On May 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b2f029b3-741b-4e57-a2da-15fc6c30387fn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Douglas R. Hofstadter struggled and struggled to come up with a
> > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > "intelligence". Finally he had to settle for "you know it when you see
> > > > > > > it.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A prosecuting was once asked to define PORN, and he had a similar answer
> > > > > > “I know it when I see it"
> > > > > My roommate in college was pre-law , and after graduation I lost track of
> > > > > what happened to him , then from a news story I found out he was hired by
> > > > > the
> > > > > topless dancing industry to prove that there was no law broken by doing
> > > > > that.
> > > > Getting rid of the old ways and show that this is a brave nude world.
> > >
> > > It's a brave nude world when the strip club is kept at 40° F.
> > But just who is REALLY behind that??? I hear that it just might be the Nude
> > World Order I thought the Nude world order was when nudists of the world united to order
> food out from Wendy’s

Too windy and wendy's

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 2 May 2023 22:21 UTC

On Tuesday, May 2, 2023 at 12:37:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b2f029b3-741b-4e57...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Douglas R. Hofstadter struggled and struggled to come up with a
> > > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > "intelligence". Finally he had to settle for "you know it when you see
> > > > > > > > it.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A prosecuting was once asked to define PORN, and he had a similar answer
> > > > > > > “I know it when I see it"
> > > > > > My roommate in college was pre-law , and after graduation I lost track of
> > > > > > what happened to him , then from a news story I found out he was hired by
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > topless dancing industry to prove that there was no law broken by doing
> > > > > > that.
> > > > > Getting rid of the old ways and show that this is a brave nude world.
> > > >
> > > > It's a brave nude world when the strip club is kept at 40° F.
> > > But just who is REALLY behind that??? I hear that it just might be the Nude
> > > World Order I thought the Nude world order was when nudists of the world united to order
> > food out from Wendy’s
>
> Too windy and wendy's
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Are you trying to say that my posts are long and windy? Well, I never.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 3 May 2023 08:50 UTC

On May 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a0532050-81b5-4a87-85f0-660e370e157cn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Douglas R. Hofstadter struggled and struggled to come up with a
> > > > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > "intelligence". Finally he had to settle for "you know it when you
> > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > it.” A prosecuting was once asked to define PORN, and he had a similar
> > > > > > > > answer
> > > > > > > > “I know it when I see it"
> > > > > > > My roommate in college was pre-law , and after graduation I lost track
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > what happened to him , then from a news story I found out he was hired
> > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > topless dancing industry to prove that there was no law broken by doing
> > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > Getting rid of the old ways and show that this is a brave nude world. It's a brave nude world when the strip club is kept at 40° F.
> > > > But just who is REALLY behind that??? I hear that it just might be the
> > > > Nude
> > > > World Order I thought the Nude world order was when nudists of the world
> > > > united to order
> > > food out from Wendy’s Too windy and wendy's
> Are you trying to say that my posts are long and windy? Well, I never.

Thats your problem, you never did and if you had you would be a happier
person today

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 3 May 2023 14:18 UTC

On Wednesday, May 3, 2023 at 3:52:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a0532050-81b5-4a87...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > Douglas R. Hofstadter struggled and struggled to come up with a
> > > > > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > "intelligence". Finally he had to settle for "you know it when you
> > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > it.” A prosecuting was once asked to define PORN, and he had a similar
> > > > > > > > > answer
> > > > > > > > > “I know it when I see it"
> > > > > > > > My roommate in college was pre-law , and after graduation I lost track
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > what happened to him , then from a news story I found out he was hired
> > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > topless dancing industry to prove that there was no law broken by doing
> > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > Getting rid of the old ways and show that this is a brave nude world. It's a brave nude world when the strip club is kept at 40° F.
> > > > > But just who is REALLY behind that??? I hear that it just might be the
> > > > > Nude
> > > > > World Order I thought the Nude world order was when nudists of the world
> > > > > united to order
> > > > food out from Wendy’s Too windy and wendy's
> > Are you trying to say that my posts are long and windy? Well, I never.
> Thats your problem, you never did and if you had you would be a happier
> person today
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Never did what? Please, definite references only.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 3 May 2023 14:34 UTC

On May 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a75d25a7-1442-420d-a689-36f5d80c7ad2n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > My roommate in college was pre-law , and after graduation I lost
> > > > > > > > > track
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > what happened to him , then from a news story I found out he was
> > > > > > > > > hired
> > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > topless dancing industry to prove that there was no law broken by
> > > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > > Getting rid of the old ways and show that this is a brave nude world.
> > > > > > > > It's a brave nude world when the strip club is kept at 40° F.
> > > > > > But just who is REALLY behind that??? I hear that it just might be the
> > > > > > Nude
> > > > > > World Order I thought the Nude world order was when nudists of the world
> > > > > > united to order
> > > > > food out from Wendy’s Too windy and wendy's
> > > Are you trying to say that my posts are long and windy? Well, I never.
> > Thats your problem, you never did and if you had you would be a happier
> > person today
>
> Never did what? Please, definite references only.

But you had so many missed opportunities I can’t list them all here

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 3 May 2023 19:55 UTC

On Wednesday, May 3, 2023 at 9:36:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a75d25a7-1442-420d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > My roommate in college was pre-law , and after graduation I lost
> > > > > > > > > > track
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > what happened to him , then from a news story I found out he was
> > > > > > > > > > hired
> > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > topless dancing industry to prove that there was no law broken by
> > > > > > > > > > doing
> > > > > > > > > > that.
> > > > > > > > > Getting rid of the old ways and show that this is a brave nude world.
> > > > > > > > > It's a brave nude world when the strip club is kept at 40° F.
> > > > > > > But just who is REALLY behind that??? I hear that it just might be the
> > > > > > > Nude
> > > > > > > World Order I thought the Nude world order was when nudists of the world
> > > > > > > united to order
> > > > > > food out from Wendy’s Too windy and wendy's
> > > > Are you trying to say that my posts are long and windy? Well, I never.
> > > Thats your problem, you never did and if you had you would be a happier
> > > person today
> >
> > Never did what? Please, definite references only.
> But you had so many missed opportunities I can’t list them all here
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I did too have a mist opportunity , a department store hired me to be one of those people that sprays perfume on women's wrists so they can smell it.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 4 May 2023 09:59 UTC

On May 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1b8cf2f4-6a81-468b-884d-686992fbeb9bn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > Getting rid of the old ways and show that this is a brave nude
> > > > > > > > > > world.
> > > > > > > > > > It's a brave nude world when the strip club is kept at 40° F.
> > > > > > > > But just who is REALLY behind that??? I hear that it just might be the
> > > > > > > > Nude
> > > > > > > > World Order I thought the Nude world order was when nudists of the
> > > > > > > > world
> > > > > > > > united to order
> > > > > > > food out from Wendy’s Too windy and wendy's
> > > > > Are you trying to say that my posts are long and windy? Well, I never.
> > > > Thats your problem, you never did and if you had you would be a happier
> > > > person today
> > >
> > > Never did what? Please, definite references only.
> > But you had so many missed opportunities I can’t list them all here
> I did too have a mist opportunity , a department store hired me to be one of
> those people that sprays perfume on women's wrists so they can smell it.

But not while they were in the changing room trying on a new dress..

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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Subject: Re: Sally fourth
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 4 May 2023 13:31 UTC

On Thursday, May 4, 2023 at 5:00:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1b8cf2f4-6a81-468b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > Getting rid of the old ways and show that this is a brave nude
> > > > > > > > > > > world.
> > > > > > > > > > > It's a brave nude world when the strip club is kept at 40° F.
> > > > > > > > > But just who is REALLY behind that??? I hear that it just might be the
> > > > > > > > > Nude
> > > > > > > > > World Order I thought the Nude world order was when nudists of the
> > > > > > > > > world
> > > > > > > > > united to order
> > > > > > > > food out from Wendy’s Too windy and wendy's
> > > > > > Are you trying to say that my posts are long and windy? Well, I never.
> > > > > Thats your problem, you never did and if you had you would be a happier
> > > > > person today
> > > >
> > > > Never did what? Please, definite references only.
> > > But you had so many missed opportunities I can’t list them all here
> > I did too have a mist opportunity , a department store hired me to be one of
> > those people that sprays perfume on women's wrists so they can smell it..
> But not while they were in the changing room trying on a new dress..
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

no, that's my favorite MO.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 4 May 2023 14:21 UTC

On May 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6ebc3bee-5368-4c9d-a181-bd5d2b8e2e9bn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > food out from Wendy’s Too windy and wendy's
> > > > > > > Are you trying to say that my posts are long and windy? Well, I never.
> > > > > > Thats your problem, you never did and if you had you would be a happier
> > > > > > person today
> > > > >
> > > > > Never did what? Please, definite references only.
> > > > But you had so many missed opportunities I can’t list them all here
> > > I did too have a mist opportunity , a department store hired me to be one
> > > of
> > > those people that sprays perfume on women's wrists so they can smell it.
> > But not while they were in the changing room trying on a new dress..
>
> no, that's my favorite MO.

I heard they had strange ways in Missouri

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx


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