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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 5 May 2023 14:19 UTC

On Thursday, May 4, 2023 at 9:21:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6ebc3bee-5368-4c9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > food out from Wendy’s Too windy and wendy's
> > > > > > > > Are you trying to say that my posts are long and windy? Well, I never.
> > > > > > > Thats your problem, you never did and if you had you would be a happier
> > > > > > > person today
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Never did what? Please, definite references only.
> > > > > But you had so many missed opportunities I can’t list them all here
> > > > I did too have a mist opportunity , a department store hired me to be one
> > > > of
> > > > those people that sprays perfume on women's wrists so they can smell it.
> > > But not while they were in the changing room trying on a new dress..
> >
> > no, that's my favorite MO.
> I heard they had strange ways in Missouri
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

my fifth grade speech class teacher was named Miss Yuri. She was married to Yuri Geller.

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On May 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > Never did what? Please, definite references only.
> > > > > > But you had so many missed opportunities I can’t list them all here
> > > > > I did too have a mist opportunity , a department store hired me to be one
> > > > > of
> > > > > those people that sprays perfume on women's wrists so they can smell it.
> > > > But not while they were in the changing room trying on a new dress..
> > >
> > > no, that's my favorite MO.
> > I heard they had strange ways in Missouri
> my fifth grade speech class teacher was named Miss Yuri. She was married to
> Yuri Geller.

When did he have time to go spooning with her when he spent most of his time
bending spoons

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Friday, May 5, 2023 at 4:04:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5bfd2408-6316-47e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Never did what? Please, definite references only.
> > > > > > > But you had so many missed opportunities I can’t list them all here
> > > > > > I did too have a mist opportunity , a department store hired me to be one
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > those people that sprays perfume on women's wrists so they can smell it.
> > > > > But not while they were in the changing room trying on a new dress..
> > > >
> > > > no, that's my favorite MO.
> > > I heard they had strange ways in Missouri
> > my fifth grade speech class teacher was named Miss Yuri. She was married to
> > Yuri Geller.
> When did he have time to go spooning with her when he spent most of his time
> bending spoons
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Because their idea of spooning was to snort cocaine from small spoons, which anybody would find time to do.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 6 May 2023 10:09 UTC

On May 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<62516ebe-4316-4e88-a307-c661984f168cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 5, 2023 at 4:04:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5bfd2408-6316-47e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Never did what? Please, definite references only.
> > > > > > > > But you had so many missed opportunities I can’t list them all here
> > > > > > > I did too have a mist opportunity , a department store hired me to be
> > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > those people that sprays perfume on women's wrists so they can smell
> > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > But not while they were in the changing room trying on a new dress..
> > > > >
> > > > > no, that's my favorite MO.
> > > > I heard they had strange ways in Missouri
> > > my fifth grade speech class teacher was named Miss Yuri. She was married to
> > > Yuri Geller.
> > When did he have time to go spooning with her when he spent most of his time
> > bending spoons
>
> Because their idea of spooning was to snort cocaine from small spoons, which
> anybody would find time to do.

Not as bad as the worker at the Pepsi plant caught with Coke

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 6 May 2023 19:24 UTC

On Saturday, May 6, 2023 at 5:09:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<62516ebe-4316-4e88...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 5, 2023 at 4:04:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5bfd2408-6316-47e3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > Never did what? Please, definite references only.
> > > > > > > > > But you had so many missed opportunities I can’t list them all here
> > > > > > > > I did too have a mist opportunity , a department store hired me to be
> > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > those people that sprays perfume on women's wrists so they can smell
> > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > But not while they were in the changing room trying on a new dress..
> > > > > >
> > > > > > no, that's my favorite MO.
> > > > > I heard they had strange ways in Missouri
> > > > my fifth grade speech class teacher was named Miss Yuri. She was married to
> > > > Yuri Geller.
> > > When did he have time to go spooning with her when he spent most of his time
> > > bending spoons
> >
> > Because their idea of spooning was to snort cocaine from small spoons, which
> > anybody would find time to do.
> Not as bad as the worker at the Pepsi plant caught with Coke
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

what was he wanting to fuel with it?

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 by: Mike - Sun, 7 May 2023 08:20 UTC

On May 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3c4b90cd-323a-4e3d-95d7-11488fc748d5n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > no, that's my favorite MO.
> > > > > > I heard they had strange ways in Missouri
> > > > > my fifth grade speech class teacher was named Miss Yuri. She was married
> > > > > to
> > > > > Yuri Geller.
> > > > When did he have time to go spooning with her when he spent most of his
> > > > time
> > > > bending spoons
> > >
> > > Because their idea of spooning was to snort cocaine from small spoons,
> > > which
> > > anybody would find time to do.
> > Not as bad as the worker at the Pepsi plant caught with Coke
>
> what was he wanting to fuel with it?

Is that some sort of lead in to the song “What King of Fuel am I”???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 7 May 2023 16:00 UTC

On Sunday, May 7, 2023 at 3:21:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3c4b90cd-323a-4e3d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > no, that's my favorite MO.
> > > > > > > I heard they had strange ways in Missouri
> > > > > > my fifth grade speech class teacher was named Miss Yuri. She was married
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > Yuri Geller.
> > > > > When did he have time to go spooning with her when he spent most of his
> > > > > time
> > > > > bending spoons
> > > >
> > > > Because their idea of spooning was to snort cocaine from small spoons,
> > > > which
> > > > anybody would find time to do.
> > > Not as bad as the worker at the Pepsi plant caught with Coke
> >
> > what was he wanting to fuel with it?
> Is that some sort of lead in to the song “What King of Fuel am I”???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No, it's like that Gary Larson cartoon, several research. scientists are peering through a glass window at a bunch of people that look really goofy, one says to the other "We know that they are fools, but what kind of fools are they? "

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 by: Mike - Sun, 7 May 2023 17:53 UTC

On May 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > Because their idea of spooning was to snort cocaine from small spoons,
> > > > > which
> > > > > anybody would find time to do.
> > > > Not as bad as the worker at the Pepsi plant caught with Coke
> > >
> > > what was he wanting to fuel with it?
> > Is that some sort of lead in to the song “What King of Fuel am I”???
> No, it's like that Gary Larson cartoon, several research. scientists are
> peering through a glass window at a bunch of people that look really goofy,
> one says to the other "We know that they are fools, but what kind of fools
> are they? “

Such fool - ish endeavors.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 7 May 2023 19:15 UTC

On Sunday, May 7, 2023 at 12:53:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8f1bc29c-4cff-4594...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Because their idea of spooning was to snort cocaine from small spoons,
> > > > > > which
> > > > > > anybody would find time to do.
> > > > > Not as bad as the worker at the Pepsi plant caught with Coke
> > > >
> > > > what was he wanting to fuel with it?
> > > Is that some sort of lead in to the song “What King of Fuel am I”???
> > No, it's like that Gary Larson cartoon, several research. scientists are
> > peering through a glass window at a bunch of people that look really goofy,
> > one says to the other "We know that they are fools, but what kind of fools
> > are they? “
>
> Such fool - ish endeavors.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yup.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 7 May 2023 20:34 UTC

On May 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<da1161bb-aabd-4895-bb53-5812c4727c70n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Because their idea of spooning was to snort cocaine from small spoons,
> > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > anybody would find time to do.
> > > > > > Not as bad as the worker at the Pepsi plant caught with Coke
> > > > >
> > > > > what was he wanting to fuel with it?
> > > > Is that some sort of lead in to the song “What King of Fuel am I”???
> > > No, it's like that Gary Larson cartoon, several research. scientists are
> > > peering through a glass window at a bunch of people that look really goofy,
> > > one says to the other "We know that they are fools, but what kind of fools
> > > are they? “
> >
> > Such fool - ish endeavors.
>
> Yup.

Lets not be cretin a presedent here.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 8 May 2023 04:29 UTC

On Sunday, May 7, 2023 at 3:36:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<da1161bb-aabd-4895...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Because their idea of spooning was to snort cocaine from small spoons,
> > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > anybody would find time to do.
> > > > > > > Not as bad as the worker at the Pepsi plant caught with Coke
> > > > > >
> > > > > > what was he wanting to fuel with it?
> > > > > Is that some sort of lead in to the song “What King of Fuel am I”???
> > > > No, it's like that Gary Larson cartoon, several research. scientists are
> > > > peering through a glass window at a bunch of people that look really goofy,
> > > > one says to the other "We know that they are fools, but what kind of fools
> > > > are they? “
> > >
> > > Such fool - ish endeavors.
> >
> > Yup.
>
> Lets not be cretin a presedent here.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

But isn't the president of Russia a cretin?

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 by: Mike - Mon, 8 May 2023 07:39 UTC

On May 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3d7f3c5a-70c9-4151-b874-6de5acb6835fn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > what was he wanting to fuel with it?
> > > > > > Is that some sort of lead in to the song “What King of Fuel am I”???
> > > > > No, it's like that Gary Larson cartoon, several research. scientists are
> > > > > peering through a glass window at a bunch of people that look really
> > > > > goofy,
> > > > > one says to the other "We know that they are fools, but what kind of
> > > > > fools
> > > > > are they? “ Such fool - ish endeavors. Yup. Lets not be cretin a presedent here. But isn't the president of Russia a cretin?

Now you are just putin us on

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 8 May 2023 14:57 UTC

On Monday, May 8, 2023 at 2:39:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3d7f3c5a-70c9-4151...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > what was he wanting to fuel with it?
> > > > > > > Is that some sort of lead in to the song “What King of Fuel am I”???
> > > > > > No, it's like that Gary Larson cartoon, several research. scientists are
> > > > > > peering through a glass window at a bunch of people that look really
> > > > > > goofy,
> > > > > > one says to the other "We know that they are fools, but what kind of
> > > > > > fools
> > > > > > are they? “ Such fool - ish endeavors. Yup. Lets not be cretin a presedent here. But isn't the president of Russia a cretin?
>
> Now you are just putin us on
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Putin is so forgetful. He had to have the words "Put in"' tattooed on his penis.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 8 May 2023 17:50 UTC

On May 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<79ad19d3-9df7-4a23-aad7-574e1e8fed95n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > what was he wanting to fuel with it?
> > > > > > > > Is that some sort of lead in to the song “What King of Fuel am
> > > > > > > > I”???
> > > > > > > No, it's like that Gary Larson cartoon, several research. scientists
> > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > peering through a glass window at a bunch of people that look really
> > > > > > > goofy,
> > > > > > > one says to the other "We know that they are fools, but what kind of
> > > > > > > fools
> > > > > > > are they? “ Such fool - ish endeavors. Yup. Lets not be cretin a
> > > > > > > presedent here. But isn't the president of Russia a cretin?
> >
> > Now you are just putin us on
>
> Putin is so forgetful. He had to have the words "Put in"' tattooed on his
> penis.

So as a reminder whenever he gets a grip he has to get a grip.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 8 May 2023 17:55 UTC

On Monday, May 8, 2023 at 12:52:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<79ad19d3-9df7-4a23...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > what was he wanting to fuel with it?
> > > > > > > > > Is that some sort of lead in to the song “What King of Fuel am
> > > > > > > > > I”???
> > > > > > > > No, it's like that Gary Larson cartoon, several research. scientists
> > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > peering through a glass window at a bunch of people that look really
> > > > > > > > goofy,
> > > > > > > > one says to the other "We know that they are fools, but what kind of
> > > > > > > > fools
> > > > > > > > are they? “ Such fool - ish endeavors. Yup. Lets not be cretin a
> > > > > > > > presedent here. But isn't the president of Russia a cretin?
> > >
> > > Now you are just putin us on
> >
> > Putin is so forgetful. He had to have the words "Put in"' tattooed on his
> > penis.
> So as a reminder whenever he gets a grip he has to get a grip.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

How does Putin hold his liquor? By the ears.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 8 May 2023 21:13 UTC

On May 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cd3675b8-a788-475e-84b2-eefb34166399n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > No, it's like that Gary Larson cartoon, several research. scientists
> > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > peering through a glass window at a bunch of people that look really
> > > > > > > > > goofy,
> > > > > > > > > one says to the other "We know that they are fools, but what kind of
> > > > > > > > > fools
> > > > > > > > > are they? “ Such fool - ish endeavors. Yup. Lets not be cretin a
> > > > > > > > > presedent here. But isn't the president of Russia a cretin?
> > > >
> > > > Now you are just putin us on
> > >
> > > Putin is so forgetful. He had to have the words "Put in"' tattooed on his
> > > penis.
> > So as a reminder whenever he gets a grip he has to get a grip.
>
> How does Putin hold his liquor? By the ears.

She does not like him to lick her so he has to hold her by the ears to hold
still???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 9 May 2023 03:13 UTC

On Monday, May 8, 2023 at 4:14:48 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cd3675b8-a788-475e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > No, it's like that Gary Larson cartoon, several research. scientists
> > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > peering through a glass window at a bunch of people that look really
> > > > > > > > > > goofy,
> > > > > > > > > > one says to the other "We know that they are fools, but what kind of
> > > > > > > > > > fools
> > > > > > > > > > are they? “ Such fool - ish endeavors. Yup. Lets not be cretin a
> > > > > > > > > > presedent here. But isn't the president of Russia a cretin?
> > > > >
> > > > > Now you are just putin us on
> > > >
> > > > Putin is so forgetful. He had to have the words "Put in"' tattooed on his
> > > > penis.
> > > So as a reminder whenever he gets a grip he has to get a grip.
> >
> > How does Putin hold his liquor? By the ears.
> She does not like him to lick her so he has to hold her by the ears to hold
> still???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

He does not like to be held down since it interferes with his freedom to go into that tiny room and press the DESTROY THE EARTH button.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 9 May 2023 09:01 UTC

On May 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<67b689ca-4d3e-470f-ba58-8efae4766431n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Now you are just putin us on
> > > > >
> > > > > Putin is so forgetful. He had to have the words "Put in"' tattooed on his
> > > > > penis.
> > > > So as a reminder whenever he gets a grip he has to get a grip.
> > >
> > > How does Putin hold his liquor? By the ears.
> > She does not like him to lick her so he has to hold her by the ears to hold
> > still???
>
> He does not like to be held down since it interferes with his freedom to go
> into that tiny room and press the DESTROY THE EARTH button.

Then you are revealing that he is actually Marvin the Martian in disguise!!!

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 9 May 2023 13:22 UTC

On Tuesday, May 9, 2023 at 4:02:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<67b689ca-4d3e-470f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Now you are just putin us on
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Putin is so forgetful. He had to have the words "Put in"' tattooed on his
> > > > > > penis.
> > > > > So as a reminder whenever he gets a grip he has to get a grip.
> > > >
> > > > How does Putin hold his liquor? By the ears.
> > > She does not like him to lick her so he has to hold her by the ears to hold
> > > still???
> >
> > He does not like to be held down since it interferes with his freedom to go
> > into that tiny room and press the DESTROY THE EARTH button.
> Then you are revealing that he is actually Marvin the Martian in disguise!!!
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yes. We know he is a Martian by his thought processes.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 9 May 2023 13:23 UTC

On May 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c17232de-b0f5-4f6d-8899-1ac408a0cfbbn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > Now you are just putin us on
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Putin is so forgetful. He had to have the words "Put in"' tattooed on
> > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > penis.
> > > > > > So as a reminder whenever he gets a grip he has to get a grip.
> > > > >
> > > > > How does Putin hold his liquor? By the ears.
> > > > She does not like him to lick her so he has to hold her by the ears to
> > > > hold
> > > > still???
> > >
> > > He does not like to be held down since it interferes with his freedom to go
> > > into that tiny room and press the DESTROY THE EARTH button.
> > Then you are revealing that he is actually Marvin the Martian in disguise!!!
>
> yes. We know he is a Martian by his thought processes.

And it Bugg’s you???

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 9 May 2023 19:23 UTC

On Tuesday, May 9, 2023 at 8:24:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c17232de-b0f5-4f6d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Now you are just putin us on
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Putin is so forgetful. He had to have the words "Put in"' tattooed on
> > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > penis.
> > > > > > > So as a reminder whenever he gets a grip he has to get a grip..
> > > > > >
> > > > > > How does Putin hold his liquor? By the ears.
> > > > > She does not like him to lick her so he has to hold her by the ears to
> > > > > hold
> > > > > still???
> > > >
> > > > He does not like to be held down since it interferes with his freedom to go
> > > > into that tiny room and press the DESTROY THE EARTH button.
> > > Then you are revealing that he is actually Marvin the Martian in disguise!!!
> >
> > yes. We know he is a Martian by his thought processes.
> And it Bugg’s you???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yes, and he bugs all of his employees and family and diplomats, etc.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 10 May 2023 08:57 UTC

On May 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c05d5c51-9735-4a4f-aba7-88489c326785n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > He does not like to be held down since it interferes with his freedom to
> > > > > go
> > > > > into that tiny room and press the DESTROY THE EARTH button.
> > > > Then you are revealing that he is actually Marvin the Martian in
> > > > disguise!!!
> > >
> > > yes. We know he is a Martian by his thought processes.
> > And it Bugg’s you???
>
> yes, and he bugs all of his employees and family and diplomats, etc.

They are a Daffy lot to put up with that

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 10 May 2023 13:22 UTC

On Wednesday, May 10, 2023 at 3:57:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c05d5c51-9735-4a4f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > He does not like to be held down since it interferes with his freedom to
> > > > > > go
> > > > > > into that tiny room and press the DESTROY THE EARTH button.
> > > > > Then you are revealing that he is actually Marvin the Martian in
> > > > > disguise!!!
> > > >
> > > > yes. We know he is a Martian by his thought processes.
> > > And it Bugg’s you???
> >
> > yes, and he bugs all of his employees and family and diplomats, etc.
> They are a Daffy lot to put up with that
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

and they like to eat taffy.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 10 May 2023 16:48 UTC

On May 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f80cd58c-e132-4b71-b8a5-739546470fcdn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > yes. We know he is a Martian by his thought processes.
> > > > And it Bugg’s you???
> > >
> > > yes, and he bugs all of his employees and family and diplomats, etc.
> > They are a Daffy lot to put up with that
> and they like to eat taffy.

Now you are just trying to be wile - e with me.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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Subject: Re: Sally fourth
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 10 May 2023 19:58 UTC

On Wednesday, May 10, 2023 at 11:49:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f80cd58c-e132-4b71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > yes. We know he is a Martian by his thought processes.
> > > > > And it Bugg’s you???
> > > >
> > > > yes, and he bugs all of his employees and family and diplomats, etc..
> > > They are a Daffy lot to put up with that
> > and they like to eat taffy.
> Now you are just trying to be wile - e with me.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There's this really funny poster out there , it shows the coyote strangling the road runner to death and the caption reads "Beep , beep ,your ass!"


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