On Friday, August 18, 2023 at 3:33:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7a9462c0-2168-404c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > there was this prisoner, who escaped by crawling through an air
> > > > > conditioning
> > > > > vent. It was a convent.
> > > > He duct out of his punishment
> > > and when he became free, he was so overjoyed tears came out of his tear
> > > ducts
> >
> > meow meow, meow, meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
> > meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow meow meow buy meow mix , the
> > cat food cats ask for by name!
> >
> > woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
> > buy woof mix the dog food dogs ask for by name!!!!!!
> Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep == what your pet bird says
> about
> the bird seed you feed it
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was this parrot that lived in a whorehouse .
Then one day one of the customers bought him, took him home and had a party that night. The parrot up and said "Customers all the same, whores different".

On Aug 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0b017c91-39a4-46a9-a241-755339cafa27n@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > meow meow, meow, meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
> > > meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow meow meow buy meow mix , the
> > > cat food cats ask for by name!
> > >
> > > woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
> > > buy woof mix the dog food dogs ask for by name!!!!!!
> > Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep == what your pet bird says
> > about
> > the bird seed you feed it
> There was this parrot that lived in a whorehouse .
> Then one day one of the customers bought him, took him home and had a party
> that night. The parrot up and said "Customers all the same, whores different”.

I do not need a whore - iscope to see what happened next.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Saturday, August 19, 2023 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0b017c91-39a4-46a9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > meow meow, meow, meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
> > > > meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow meow meow buy meow mix , the
> > > > cat food cats ask for by name!
> > > >
> > > > woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
> > > > buy woof mix the dog food dogs ask for by name!!!!!!
> > > Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep == what your pet bird says
> > > about
> > > the bird seed you feed it
> > There was this parrot that lived in a whorehouse .
> > Then one day one of the customers bought him, took him home and had a party
> > that night. The parrot up and said "Customers all the same, whores different”.
> I do not need a whore - iscope to see what happened next.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

there is this instrument to peer into prostitutes with
x-rays to see if any condoms have been left inside . they call it a horoscope.

On Aug 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<60feacb8-5302-4778-8835-527ebd00de93n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep == what your pet bird says
> > > > about
> > > > the bird seed you feed it
> > > There was this parrot that lived in a whorehouse .
> > > Then one day one of the customers bought him, took him home and had a party
> > > that night. The parrot up and said "Customers all the same, whores
> > > different”.
> > I do not need a whore - iscope to see what happened next.
> there is this instrument to peer into prostitutes with
> x-rays to see if any condoms have been left inside . they call it a horoscope.

Would finding several residing there make it a Condom - minium???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, August 20, 2023 at 4:35:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<60feacb8-5302-4778...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep == what your pet bird says
> > > > > about
> > > > > the bird seed you feed it
> > > > There was this parrot that lived in a whorehouse .
> > > > Then one day one of the customers bought him, took him home and had a party
> > > > that night. The parrot up and said "Customers all the same, whores
> > > > different”.
> > > I do not need a whore - iscope to see what happened next.
> > there is this instrument to peer into prostitutes with
> > x-rays to see if any condoms have been left inside . they call it a horoscope.
> Would finding several residing there make it a Condom - minium???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Buildings converted to BDSM playhouses which were once barns are called barn-dominiums.

On Aug 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<12d259a6-cf6d-479a-8e9f-a9c418112409n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > There was this parrot that lived in a whorehouse .
> > > > > Then one day one of the customers bought him, took him home and had a
> > > > > party
> > > > > that night. The parrot up and said "Customers all the same, whores
> > > > > different”.
> > > > I do not need a whore - iscope to see what happened next.
> > > there is this instrument to peer into prostitutes with
> > > x-rays to see if any condoms have been left inside . they call it a
> > > horoscope.
> > Would finding several residing there make it a Condom - minium???
> Buildings converted to BDSM playhouses which were once barns are called
> barn-dominiums.

Or a cliff where Condors make their nest a Condor - minimum???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, August 20, 2023 at 1:10:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<12d259a6-cf6d-479a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > There was this parrot that lived in a whorehouse .
> > > > > > Then one day one of the customers bought him, took him home and had a
> > > > > > party
> > > > > > that night. The parrot up and said "Customers all the same, whores
> > > > > > different”.
> > > > > I do not need a whore - iscope to see what happened next.
> > > > there is this instrument to peer into prostitutes with
> > > > x-rays to see if any condoms have been left inside . they call it a
> > > > horoscope.
> > > Would finding several residing there make it a Condom - minium???
> > Buildings converted to BDSM playhouses which were once barns are called
> > barn-dominiums.
> Or a cliff where Condors make their nest a Condor - minimum???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

when they let a prisoner out of the penitentiary, he goes out through the condor.

On Aug 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9dc65ae7-d23c-46dd-9987-6c4437ba40f1n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > that night. The parrot up and said "Customers all the same, whores
> > > > > > > different”.
> > > > > > I do not need a whore - iscope to see what happened next.
> > > > > there is this instrument to peer into prostitutes with
> > > > > x-rays to see if any condoms have been left inside . they call it a
> > > > > horoscope.
> > > > Would finding several residing there make it a Condom - minium???
> > > Buildings converted to BDSM playhouses which were once barns are called
> > > barn-dominiums.
> > Or a cliff where Condors make their nest a Condor - minimum???
> when they let a prisoner out of the penitentiary, he goes out through the
> condor.

If he had been a pro, he would not have been caught and become a con.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, August 21, 2023 at 12:53:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9dc65ae7-d23c-46dd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > that night. The parrot up and said "Customers all the same, whores
> > > > > > > > different”.
> > > > > > > I do not need a whore - iscope to see what happened next.
> > > > > > there is this instrument to peer into prostitutes with
> > > > > > x-rays to see if any condoms have been left inside . they call it a
> > > > > > horoscope.
> > > > > Would finding several residing there make it a Condom - minium???
> > > > Buildings converted to BDSM playhouses which were once barns are called
> > > > barn-dominiums.
> > > Or a cliff where Condors make their nest a Condor - minimum???
> > when they let a prisoner out of the penitentiary, he goes out through the
> > condor.
> If he had been a pro, he would not have been caught and become a con.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

He was pro getting out of prison and con for going back into prison.

On Aug 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<902406cd-51da-4cff-b1ac-da1e57180d49n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > there is this instrument to peer into prostitutes with
> > > > > > > x-rays to see if any condoms have been left inside . they call it a
> > > > > > > horoscope.
> > > > > > Would finding several residing there make it a Condom - minium???
> > > > > Buildings converted to BDSM playhouses which were once barns are called
> > > > > barn-dominiums.
> > > > Or a cliff where Condors make their nest a Condor - minimum???
> > > when they let a prisoner out of the penitentiary, he goes out through the
> > > condor.
> > If he had been a pro, he would not have been caught and become a con.
> He was pro getting out of prison and con for going back into prison.

Pro - testing the whole way there.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, August 23, 2023 at 9:48:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<902406cd-51da-4cff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > there is this instrument to peer into prostitutes with
> > > > > > > > x-rays to see if any condoms have been left inside . they call it a
> > > > > > > > horoscope.
> > > > > > > Would finding several residing there make it a Condom - minium???
> > > > > > Buildings converted to BDSM playhouses which were once barns are called
> > > > > > barn-dominiums.
> > > > > Or a cliff where Condors make their nest a Condor - minimum???
> > > > when they let a prisoner out of the penitentiary, he goes out through the
> > > > condor.
> > > If he had been a pro, he would not have been caught and become a con.
> > He was pro getting out of prison and con for going back into prison.
> Pro - testing the whole way there.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

He appealed to his lawyer to get him out, and this lawyer was really good. He was pro Phil Lactic.

On Aug 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4e737c24-c584-424f-9a9a-027904eb34c7n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > Would finding several residing there make it a Condom - minium???
> > > > > > > Buildings converted to BDSM playhouses which were once barns are called
> > > > > > > barn-dominiums.
> > > > > > Or a cliff where Condors make their nest a Condor - minimum???
> > > > > when they let a prisoner out of the penitentiary, he goes out through the
> > > > > condor.
> > > > If he had been a pro, he would not have been caught and become a con.
> > > He was pro getting out of prison and con for going back into prison.
> > Pro - testing the whole way there.
>
> He appealed to his lawyer to get him out, and this lawyer was really good. He
> was pro Phil Lactic.

Was his lawyer good enough to get himself out???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, August 23, 2023 at 2:50:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4e737c24-c584-424f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Would finding several residing there make it a Condom - minium???
> > > > > > > > Buildings converted to BDSM playhouses which were once barns are called
> > > > > > > > barn-dominiums.
> > > > > > > Or a cliff where Condors make their nest a Condor - minimum???
> > > > > > when they let a prisoner out of the penitentiary, he goes out through the
> > > > > > condor.
> > > > > If he had been a pro, he would not have been caught and become a con.
> > > > He was pro getting out of prison and con for going back into prison..
> > > Pro - testing the whole way there.
> >
> > He appealed to his lawyer to get him out, and this lawyer was really good. He
> > was pro Phil Lactic.
> Was his lawyer good enough to get himself out???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

He was gay, and he outed himself.

On Aug 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2290e1ee-d2ca-4fa6-9671-afea30d02e0an@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > Or a cliff where Condors make their nest a Condor - minimum???
> > > > > > > when they let a prisoner out of the penitentiary, he goes out through
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > condor.
> > > > > > If he had been a pro, he would not have been caught and become a con.
> > > > > He was pro getting out of prison and con for going back into prison.
> > > > Pro - testing the whole way there.
> > >
> > > He appealed to his lawyer to get him out, and this lawyer was really good.
> > > He
> > > was pro Phil Lactic.
> > Was his lawyer good enough to get himself out??? He was gay, and he outed himself.

Which made him popular among his cell mates.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, August 24, 2023 at 5:00:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2290e1ee-d2ca-4fa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Or a cliff where Condors make their nest a Condor - minimum???
> > > > > > > > when they let a prisoner out of the penitentiary, he goes out through
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > condor.
> > > > > > > If he had been a pro, he would not have been caught and become a con.
> > > > > > He was pro getting out of prison and con for going back into prison.
> > > > > Pro - testing the whole way there.
> > > >
> > > > He appealed to his lawyer to get him out, and this lawyer was really good.
> > > > He
> > > > was pro Phil Lactic.
> > > Was his lawyer good enough to get himself out??? He was gay, and he outed himself.
>
> Which made him popular among his cell mates.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

It's always interesting when a heinous criminal such as Dauhmer goes to prison and there's a crowd gathered to see him go in , someone will yell " Hey Dauhmer , how many times are you gonna get your dance card punched in there?"

On Aug 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<808f59d5-d812-4e59-8b53-35f8e5130392n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Pro - testing the whole way there.
> > > > >
> > > > > He appealed to his lawyer to get him out, and this lawyer was really
> > > > > good.
> > > > > He
> > > > > was pro Phil Lactic.
> > > > Was his lawyer good enough to get himself out??? He was gay, and he outed
> > > > himself. Which made him popular among his cell mates.
> It's always interesting when a heinous criminal such as Dauhmer goes to
> prison and there's a crowd gathered to see him go in , someone will yell "
> Hey Dauhmer , how many times are you gonna get your dance card punched in
> there?”

ANd about that invitation to dinner he sent you?

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, August 24, 2023 at 11:06:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<808f59d5-d812-4e59...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Pro - testing the whole way there.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > He appealed to his lawyer to get him out, and this lawyer was really
> > > > > > good.
> > > > > > He
> > > > > > was pro Phil Lactic.
> > > > > Was his lawyer good enough to get himself out??? He was gay, and he outed
> > > > > himself. Which made him popular among his cell mates.
> > It's always interesting when a heinous criminal such as Dauhmer goes to
> > prison and there's a crowd gathered to see him go in , someone will yell "
> > Hey Dauhmer , how many times are you gonna get your dance card punched in
> > there?”
>
> ANd about that invitation to dinner he sent you?
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I would wind up doing a danse macabre.

On Aug 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1eda88a6-cd55-45a3-935b-54ebdbf8044bn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Was his lawyer good enough to get himself out??? He was gay, and he
> > > > > > outed
> > > > > > himself. Which made him popular among his cell mates.
> > > It's always interesting when a heinous criminal such as Dauhmer goes to
> > > prison and there's a crowd gathered to see him go in , someone will yell "
> > > Hey Dauhmer , how many times are you gonna get your dance card punched in
> > > there?” ANd about that invitation to dinner he sent you?
> I would wind up doing a danse macabre.

Could your inability to make a decision about what to do be considered a
deadlock???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Saturday, August 26, 2023 at 4:49:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1eda88a6-cd55-45a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Was his lawyer good enough to get himself out??? He was gay, and he
> > > > > > > outed
> > > > > > > himself. Which made him popular among his cell mates.
> > > > It's always interesting when a heinous criminal such as Dauhmer goes to
> > > > prison and there's a crowd gathered to see him go in , someone will yell "
> > > > Hey Dauhmer , how many times are you gonna get your dance card punched in
> > > > there?” ANd about that invitation to dinner he sent you?
> > I would wind up doing a danse macabre.
> Could your inability to make a decision about what to do be considered a
> deadlock???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

no, but I have taken up a hairstyle favored by Black people , which are dreadlocks

On Aug 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<104c22da-bd25-4419-95bc-508feddae3bcn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > It's always interesting when a heinous criminal such as Dauhmer goes to
> > > > > prison and there's a crowd gathered to see him go in , someone will yell
> > > > > "
> > > > > Hey Dauhmer , how many times are you gonna get your dance card punched in
> > > > > there?” ANd about that invitation to dinner he sent you?
> > > I would wind up doing a danse macabre.
> > Could your inability to make a decision about what to do be considered a
> > deadlock??? no, but I have taken up a hairstyle favored by Black people , which are
> dreadlocks

Thats so they are not confused with the Loch Ness monster

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, August 27, 2023 at 3:55:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<104c22da-bd25-4419...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > It's always interesting when a heinous criminal such as Dauhmer goes to
> > > > > > prison and there's a crowd gathered to see him go in , someone will yell
> > > > > > "
> > > > > > Hey Dauhmer , how many times are you gonna get your dance card punched in
> > > > > > there?” ANd about that invitation to dinner he sent you?
> > > > I would wind up doing a danse macabre.
> > > Could your inability to make a decision about what to do be considered a
> > > deadlock??? no, but I have taken up a hairstyle favored by Black people , which are
> > dreadlocks
>
> Thats so they are not confused with the Loch Ness monster
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I am quite an accomplished artist. I went to that lake in Scotland where the monster is and achieved an excellent Loch Ness.

On Aug 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6d8fb83c-d571-4afc-81c7-3c1371f8503dn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > I would wind up doing a danse macabre.
> > > > Could your inability to make a decision about what to do be considered a
> > > > deadlock??? no, but I have taken up a hairstyle favored by Black people ,
> > > > which are
> > > dreadlocks Thats so they are not confused with the Loch Ness monster I am quite an accomplished artist. I went to that lake in Scotland where the
> monster is and achieved an excellent Loch Ness.

And just how much Scotch did you have to consume to stay warm
before you saw it???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, August 27, 2023 at 4:09:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6d8fb83c-d571-4afc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I would wind up doing a danse macabre.
> > > > > Could your inability to make a decision about what to do be considered a
> > > > > deadlock??? no, but I have taken up a hairstyle favored by Black people ,
> > > > > which are
> > > > dreadlocks Thats so they are not confused with the Loch Ness monster I am quite an accomplished artist. I went to that lake in Scotland where the
> > monster is and achieved an excellent Loch Ness.
> And just how much Scotch did you have to consume to stay warm
> before you saw it???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was this great sketch on Saturday Night Live. Steve Martin played James Bond, and we all know that Scotsmen are notorious for being stereotyped as being cheap , so as he was having sexual intercourse, he poured the drink back into the bottle despite all the motion.
Oh, wait a minute , I already told that one.

On Aug 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<91986bc2-6406-4b13-81ea-a007528e84d0n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > dreadlocks Thats so they are not confused with the Loch Ness monster I
> > > > > am quite an accomplished artist. I went to that lake in Scotland where
> > > > > the
> > > monster is and achieved an excellent Loch Ness.
> > And just how much Scotch did you have to consume to stay warm
> > before you saw it???
>
> There was this great sketch on Saturday Night Live. Steve Martin played James
> Bond, and we all know that Scotsmen are notorious for being stereotyped as
> being cheap , so as he was having sexual intercourse, he poured the drink
> back into the bottle despite all the motion.
> Oh, wait a minute , I already told that one.

Perhaps if you laid off the booze for a while you would remember you used it
before.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, August 28, 2023 at 1:34:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<91986bc2-6406-4b13...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > dreadlocks Thats so they are not confused with the Loch Ness monster I
> > > > > > am quite an accomplished artist. I went to that lake in Scotland where
> > > > > > the
> > > > monster is and achieved an excellent Loch Ness.
> > > And just how much Scotch did you have to consume to stay warm
> > > before you saw it???
> >
> > There was this great sketch on Saturday Night Live. Steve Martin played James
> > Bond, and we all know that Scotsmen are notorious for being stereotyped as
> > being cheap , so as he was having sexual intercourse, he poured the drink
> > back into the bottle despite all the motion.
> > Oh, wait a minute , I already told that one.
> Perhaps if you laid off the booze for a while you would remember you used it
> before.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I'll have you know that my employees which , oddly enough , are fifths of scotch, I would never lay them off, they have wives and children to support.