Rocksolid Light

Welcome to novaBBS (click a section below)

mail  files  register  newsreader  groups  login

Message-ID:  

Most people feel that everyone is entitled to their opinion.


interests / alt.humor.puns / Re: Job

SubjectAuthor
* JobMike
`* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
 `* Re: JobMike
  `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
   `* Re: JobMike
    `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
     `* Re: JobMike
      `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
       `* Re: JobMike
        `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
         `* Re: JobMike
          `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
           `* Re: JobMike
            `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
             `* Re: JobMike
              `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
               `* Re: JobMike
                `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
                 `* Re: JobMike
                  `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
                   `* Re: JobMike
                    +* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
                    |`- Re: JobMike
                    `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
                     `* Re: JobMike
                      `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
                       `* Re: JobMike
                        `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
                         `* Re: JobMike
                          `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
                           `* Re: JobMike
                            `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
                             `* Re: JobMike
                              `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
                               `* Re: JobMike
                                `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
                                 `* Re: JobMike
                                  `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
                                   `* Re: JobMike
                                    `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
                                     `* Re: JobMike
                                      `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
                                       `* Re: JobMike
                                        `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
                                         `* Re: JobMike
                                          `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
                                           `* Re: JobMike
                                            `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
                                             `* Re: JobMike
                                              `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
                                               `* Re: JobMike
                                                `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
                                                 `* Re: JobMike
                                                  `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
                                                   `* Re: JobMike
                                                    `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
                                                     `* Re: JobMike
                                                      `* Re: JobDon Stockbauer
                                                       `- Re: JobMike

Pages:123
Re: Job

<0001HW.2A9DF5500003B3F2700006C4838F@news.supernews.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=22656&group=alt.humor.puns#22656

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!weretis.net!feeder6.news.weretis.net!news.misty.com!border-2.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!Xl.tags.giganews.com!local-1.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.supernews.com!news.supernews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail
NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2023 09:43:44 +0000
Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2023 02:43:44 -0700
From: mlevines...@redshift.com (Mike)
Mime-Version: 1.0
User-Agent: Hogwasher/5.24
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <0001HW.2A9DF5500003B3F2700006C4838F@news.supernews.com>
Subject: Re: Job
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
References: <0001HW.2A7D7BAA000F6C71700005C4B38F@news.supernews.com> <0001HW.2A9653AB0009B72B7000074D538F@news.supernews.com> <4e737c24-c584-424f-9a9a-027904eb34c7n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A969A7E000F0D4E70000EA2638F@news.supernews.com> <2290e1ee-d2ca-4fa6-9671-afea30d02e0an@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9761BB00042BE670000B52F38F@news.supernews.com> <808f59d5-d812-4e59-8b53-35f8e5130392n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A97B793000F873A70000BA7E38F@news.supernews.com> <1eda88a6-cd55-45a3-935b-54ebdbf8044bn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9A022C000507FD7000012F238F@news.supernews.com> <104c22da-bd25-4419-95bc-508feddae3bcn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9B46ED00045F2E70000828838F@news.supernews.com> <6d8fb83c-d571-4afc-81c7-3c1371f8503dn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9BF2FE0012EC5970000040038F@news.supernews.com> <91986bc2-6406-4b13-81ea-a007528e84d0n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9C77850003C55670000A51738F@news.supernews.com> <ced679a1-5eb1-429d-9858-72392782a388n@googlegroups.com>
Lines: 26
X-Trace: sv3-bJz4ADg+vnxk+Jd1CWq8Xs18gifjgCFXOoLYGH/MlaVCdlZuwtuqeApHjda0NfCPArxJRSriLvfI+TF!ooaBoTWVrHV8FUeGWU37eoCJThfmMEH8BdPgYw7WeffTLo0fv07DYGvcMBMQDK4THEu268qgTrwb!ivvpihElBnQJv2Y0Qop4AA==
X-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/abuse.html
X-DMCA-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/dmca.html
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly
X-Postfilter: 1.3.40
 by: Mike - Tue, 29 Aug 2023 09:43 UTC

On Aug 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ced679a1-5eb1-429d-9858-72392782a388n@googlegroups.com>):

> > >
> > > There was this great sketch on Saturday Night Live. Steve Martin played
> > > James
> > > Bond, and we all know that Scotsmen are notorious for being stereotyped as
> > > being cheap , so as he was having sexual intercourse, he poured the drink
> > > back into the bottle despite all the motion.
> > > Oh, wait a minute , I already told that one.
> > Perhaps if you laid off the booze for a while you would remember you used it
> > before.
> I'll have you know that my employees which , oddly enough , are fifths of
> scotch, I would never lay them off, they have wives and children to support.

All that work to keep them employed left you with bottle fatigue...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Job

<7a6c8c3a-3eb8-4dda-9387-9c984cde0571n@googlegroups.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=22661&group=alt.humor.puns#22661

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
X-Received: by 2002:a05:620a:9009:b0:767:fe53:3691 with SMTP id rk9-20020a05620a900900b00767fe533691mr106464qkn.3.1693334311290;
Tue, 29 Aug 2023 11:38:31 -0700 (PDT)
X-Received: by 2002:a17:903:2452:b0:1c0:e014:90c5 with SMTP id
l18-20020a170903245200b001c0e01490c5mr3363871pls.5.1693334311065; Tue, 29 Aug
2023 11:38:31 -0700 (PDT)
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!peer01.iad!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!news-out.google.com!nntp.google.com!postnews.google.com!google-groups.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2023 11:38:30 -0700 (PDT)
In-Reply-To: <0001HW.2A9DF5500003B3F2700006C4838F@news.supernews.com>
Injection-Info: google-groups.googlegroups.com; posting-host=173.219.77.176; posting-account=iBgNeAoAAADRhzuSC4Ai7MUeMmxtwlM7
NNTP-Posting-Host: 173.219.77.176
References: <0001HW.2A7D7BAA000F6C71700005C4B38F@news.supernews.com>
<0001HW.2A9653AB0009B72B7000074D538F@news.supernews.com> <4e737c24-c584-424f-9a9a-027904eb34c7n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A969A7E000F0D4E70000EA2638F@news.supernews.com> <2290e1ee-d2ca-4fa6-9671-afea30d02e0an@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9761BB00042BE670000B52F38F@news.supernews.com> <808f59d5-d812-4e59-8b53-35f8e5130392n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A97B793000F873A70000BA7E38F@news.supernews.com> <1eda88a6-cd55-45a3-935b-54ebdbf8044bn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9A022C000507FD7000012F238F@news.supernews.com> <104c22da-bd25-4419-95bc-508feddae3bcn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9B46ED00045F2E70000828838F@news.supernews.com> <6d8fb83c-d571-4afc-81c7-3c1371f8503dn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9BF2FE0012EC5970000040038F@news.supernews.com> <91986bc2-6406-4b13-81ea-a007528e84d0n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9C77850003C55670000A51738F@news.supernews.com> <ced679a1-5eb1-429d-9858-72392782a388n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9DF5500003B3F2700006C4838F@news.supernews.com>
User-Agent: G2/1.0
MIME-Version: 1.0
Message-ID: <7a6c8c3a-3eb8-4dda-9387-9c984cde0571n@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Re: Job
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
Injection-Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2023 18:38:31 +0000
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
X-Received-Bytes: 3466
 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 29 Aug 2023 18:38 UTC

On Tuesday, August 29, 2023 at 4:43:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ced679a1-5eb1-429d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > There was this great sketch on Saturday Night Live. Steve Martin played
> > > > James
> > > > Bond, and we all know that Scotsmen are notorious for being stereotyped as
> > > > being cheap , so as he was having sexual intercourse, he poured the drink
> > > > back into the bottle despite all the motion.
> > > > Oh, wait a minute , I already told that one.
> > > Perhaps if you laid off the booze for a while you would remember you used it
> > > before.
> > I'll have you know that my employees which , oddly enough , are fifths of
> > scotch, I would never lay them off, they have wives and children to support.
> All that work to keep them employed left you with bottle fatigue...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I was once a famous Hollywood producer, and when I started casting for a movie, I had a casting couch, and I went through so many beautiful women that I had model fatigue.

Re: Job

<0001HW.2A9E73ED000EB58C70000697F38F@news.supernews.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=22663&group=alt.humor.puns#22663

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!weretis.net!feeder6.news.weretis.net!news.misty.com!border-2.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!Xl.tags.giganews.com!local-1.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.supernews.com!news.supernews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail
NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2023 18:43:57 +0000
Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2023 11:43:57 -0700
From: mlevines...@redshift.com (Mike)
Mime-Version: 1.0
User-Agent: Hogwasher/5.24
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <0001HW.2A9E73ED000EB58C70000697F38F@news.supernews.com>
Subject: Re: Job
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
References: <0001HW.2A7D7BAA000F6C71700005C4B38F@news.supernews.com> <0001HW.2A969A7E000F0D4E70000EA2638F@news.supernews.com> <2290e1ee-d2ca-4fa6-9671-afea30d02e0an@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9761BB00042BE670000B52F38F@news.supernews.com> <808f59d5-d812-4e59-8b53-35f8e5130392n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A97B793000F873A70000BA7E38F@news.supernews.com> <1eda88a6-cd55-45a3-935b-54ebdbf8044bn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9A022C000507FD7000012F238F@news.supernews.com> <104c22da-bd25-4419-95bc-508feddae3bcn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9B46ED00045F2E70000828838F@news.supernews.com> <6d8fb83c-d571-4afc-81c7-3c1371f8503dn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9BF2FE0012EC5970000040038F@news.supernews.com> <91986bc2-6406-4b13-81ea-a007528e84d0n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9C77850003C55670000A51738F@news.supernews.com> <ced679a1-5eb1-429d-9858-72392782a388n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9DF5500003B3F2700006C4838F@news.supernews.com> <7a6c8c3a-3eb8-4dda-9387-9c984cde0571n@googlegroups.com>
Lines: 25
X-Trace: sv3-8q606H0hzxg+q+TDGjlUG3Saz2qG3OP2rYHDyoH72Ke6VYSwsfWQmCRwRmBK1KakBR2mNQraJNDRsry!isRapfrdIzlyWqmp+2YCeGqeIjUE0MKyI3f+haCQ06X7xSkh2d7JgupDRRKMKbVd2N81aVrrtKyn!i6iH34cK1+M+KW//T5OHZg==
X-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/abuse.html
X-DMCA-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/dmca.html
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly
X-Postfilter: 1.3.40
 by: Mike - Tue, 29 Aug 2023 18:43 UTC

On Aug 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7a6c8c3a-3eb8-4dda-9387-9c984cde0571n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Perhaps if you laid off the booze for a while you would remember you used
> > > > it
> > > > before.
> > > I'll have you know that my employees which , oddly enough , are fifths of
> > > scotch, I would never lay them off, they have wives and children to
> > > support.
> > All that work to keep them employed left you with bottle fatigue...
> I was once a famous Hollywood producer, and when I started casting for a
> movie, I had a casting couch, and I went through so many beautiful women that
> I had model fatigue.

Sounds exhausting.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Job

<a40a3a2a-56ed-4910-b507-a7bf7fdce28dn@googlegroups.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=22679&group=alt.humor.puns#22679

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
X-Received: by 2002:a05:620a:3a48:b0:76d:a991:9184 with SMTP id sk8-20020a05620a3a4800b0076da9919184mr17700qkn.15.1693365760961;
Tue, 29 Aug 2023 20:22:40 -0700 (PDT)
X-Received: by 2002:a17:902:e5c5:b0:1b8:a555:385d with SMTP id
u5-20020a170902e5c500b001b8a555385dmr344259plf.9.1693365760753; Tue, 29 Aug
2023 20:22:40 -0700 (PDT)
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!peer03.iad!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!news-out.google.com!nntp.google.com!postnews.google.com!google-groups.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2023 20:22:40 -0700 (PDT)
In-Reply-To: <0001HW.2A9E73ED000EB58C70000697F38F@news.supernews.com>
Injection-Info: google-groups.googlegroups.com; posting-host=173.219.77.176; posting-account=iBgNeAoAAADRhzuSC4Ai7MUeMmxtwlM7
NNTP-Posting-Host: 173.219.77.176
References: <0001HW.2A7D7BAA000F6C71700005C4B38F@news.supernews.com>
<0001HW.2A969A7E000F0D4E70000EA2638F@news.supernews.com> <2290e1ee-d2ca-4fa6-9671-afea30d02e0an@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9761BB00042BE670000B52F38F@news.supernews.com> <808f59d5-d812-4e59-8b53-35f8e5130392n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A97B793000F873A70000BA7E38F@news.supernews.com> <1eda88a6-cd55-45a3-935b-54ebdbf8044bn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9A022C000507FD7000012F238F@news.supernews.com> <104c22da-bd25-4419-95bc-508feddae3bcn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9B46ED00045F2E70000828838F@news.supernews.com> <6d8fb83c-d571-4afc-81c7-3c1371f8503dn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9BF2FE0012EC5970000040038F@news.supernews.com> <91986bc2-6406-4b13-81ea-a007528e84d0n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9C77850003C55670000A51738F@news.supernews.com> <ced679a1-5eb1-429d-9858-72392782a388n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9DF5500003B3F2700006C4838F@news.supernews.com> <7a6c8c3a-3eb8-4dda-9387-9c984cde0571n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9E73ED000EB58C70000697F38F@news.supernews.com>
User-Agent: G2/1.0
MIME-Version: 1.0
Message-ID: <a40a3a2a-56ed-4910-b507-a7bf7fdce28dn@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Re: Job
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
Injection-Date: Wed, 30 Aug 2023 03:22:40 +0000
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
X-Received-Bytes: 3315
 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 30 Aug 2023 03:22 UTC

On Tuesday, August 29, 2023 at 1:44:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7a6c8c3a-3eb8-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Perhaps if you laid off the booze for a while you would remember you used
> > > > > it
> > > > > before.
> > > > I'll have you know that my employees which , oddly enough , are fifths of
> > > > scotch, I would never lay them off, they have wives and children to
> > > > support.
> > > All that work to keep them employed left you with bottle fatigue...
> > I was once a famous Hollywood producer, and when I started casting for a
> > movie, I had a casting couch, and I went through so many beautiful women that
> > I had model fatigue.
> Sounds exhausting.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Here in Victoria, we have all these loud cars driving around. I couldn't figure out where the noise is coming from, I finally found out that sound's exhausting.

Re: Job

<0001HW.2A9F2947000508A1700003FD938F@news.supernews.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=22686&group=alt.humor.puns#22686

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!peer01.iad!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!border-1.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!Xl.tags.giganews.com!local-2.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.supernews.com!news.supernews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail
NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 30 Aug 2023 07:37:43 +0000
Date: Wed, 30 Aug 2023 00:37:43 -0700
From: mlevines...@redshift.com (Mike)
Mime-Version: 1.0
User-Agent: Hogwasher/5.24
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <0001HW.2A9F2947000508A1700003FD938F@news.supernews.com>
Subject: Re: Job
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
References: <0001HW.2A7D7BAA000F6C71700005C4B38F@news.supernews.com> <0001HW.2A9761BB00042BE670000B52F38F@news.supernews.com> <808f59d5-d812-4e59-8b53-35f8e5130392n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A97B793000F873A70000BA7E38F@news.supernews.com> <1eda88a6-cd55-45a3-935b-54ebdbf8044bn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9A022C000507FD7000012F238F@news.supernews.com> <104c22da-bd25-4419-95bc-508feddae3bcn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9B46ED00045F2E70000828838F@news.supernews.com> <6d8fb83c-d571-4afc-81c7-3c1371f8503dn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9BF2FE0012EC5970000040038F@news.supernews.com> <91986bc2-6406-4b13-81ea-a007528e84d0n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9C77850003C55670000A51738F@news.supernews.com> <ced679a1-5eb1-429d-9858-72392782a388n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9DF5500003B3F2700006C4838F@news.supernews.com> <7a6c8c3a-3eb8-4dda-9387-9c984cde0571n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9E73ED000EB58C70000697F38F@news.supernews.com> <a40a3a2a-56ed-4910-b507-a7bf7fdce28dn@googlegroups.com>
Lines: 23
X-Trace: sv3-ZSa00hDT8NdsAyeokfL6x5x7o1ESvjHcXBaNgX7u8HXji5ke3XzNN/VRwH7jAQhIuRyqjmH0W8p9ntI!h8X53wRgqNOKlzoEcLiUOkMcxdj2PrnWQvD6s4BvVRpPkY7VuJUJ/KC5vxZLGST2b+yyfbDFAXIC!djLXPPSTgBbLtliKAmeOug==
X-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/abuse.html
X-DMCA-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/dmca.html
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly
X-Postfilter: 1.3.40
X-Received-Bytes: 2892
 by: Mike - Wed, 30 Aug 2023 07:37 UTC

On Aug 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a40a3a2a-56ed-4910-b507-a7bf7fdce28dn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > All that work to keep them employed left you with bottle fatigue...
> > > I was once a famous Hollywood producer, and when I started casting for a
> > > movie, I had a casting couch, and I went through so many beautiful women
> > > that
> > > I had model fatigue.
> > Sounds exhausting. Here in Victoria, we have all these loud cars driving around. I couldn't
> figure out where the noise is coming from, I finally found out that sound's
> exhausting.

And from what I hear about temperatures in Texas these days, it is to hot for
a muffler.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Job

<4623996c-a02e-4fc4-a44a-3cf7f4b1f8f8n@googlegroups.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=22691&group=alt.humor.puns#22691

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
X-Received: by 2002:a05:622a:134f:b0:410:916b:f3fa with SMTP id w15-20020a05622a134f00b00410916bf3famr60872qtk.10.1693404418008;
Wed, 30 Aug 2023 07:06:58 -0700 (PDT)
X-Received: by 2002:a81:b143:0:b0:589:a855:7af with SMTP id
p64-20020a81b143000000b00589a85507afmr70585ywh.7.1693404417799; Wed, 30 Aug
2023 07:06:57 -0700 (PDT)
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!peer02.iad!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!news-out.google.com!nntp.google.com!postnews.google.com!google-groups.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Date: Wed, 30 Aug 2023 07:06:57 -0700 (PDT)
In-Reply-To: <0001HW.2A9F2947000508A1700003FD938F@news.supernews.com>
Injection-Info: google-groups.googlegroups.com; posting-host=173.219.77.176; posting-account=iBgNeAoAAADRhzuSC4Ai7MUeMmxtwlM7
NNTP-Posting-Host: 173.219.77.176
References: <0001HW.2A7D7BAA000F6C71700005C4B38F@news.supernews.com>
<0001HW.2A9761BB00042BE670000B52F38F@news.supernews.com> <808f59d5-d812-4e59-8b53-35f8e5130392n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A97B793000F873A70000BA7E38F@news.supernews.com> <1eda88a6-cd55-45a3-935b-54ebdbf8044bn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9A022C000507FD7000012F238F@news.supernews.com> <104c22da-bd25-4419-95bc-508feddae3bcn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9B46ED00045F2E70000828838F@news.supernews.com> <6d8fb83c-d571-4afc-81c7-3c1371f8503dn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9BF2FE0012EC5970000040038F@news.supernews.com> <91986bc2-6406-4b13-81ea-a007528e84d0n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9C77850003C55670000A51738F@news.supernews.com> <ced679a1-5eb1-429d-9858-72392782a388n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9DF5500003B3F2700006C4838F@news.supernews.com> <7a6c8c3a-3eb8-4dda-9387-9c984cde0571n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9E73ED000EB58C70000697F38F@news.supernews.com> <a40a3a2a-56ed-4910-b507-a7bf7fdce28dn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9F2947000508A1700003FD938F@news.supernews.com>
User-Agent: G2/1.0
MIME-Version: 1.0
Message-ID: <4623996c-a02e-4fc4-a44a-3cf7f4b1f8f8n@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Re: Job
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
Injection-Date: Wed, 30 Aug 2023 14:06:58 +0000
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
X-Received-Bytes: 3236
 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 30 Aug 2023 14:06 UTC

On Wednesday, August 30, 2023 at 2:38:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a40a3a2a-56ed-4910...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > All that work to keep them employed left you with bottle fatigue....
> > > > I was once a famous Hollywood producer, and when I started casting for a
> > > > movie, I had a casting couch, and I went through so many beautiful women
> > > > that
> > > > I had model fatigue.
> > > Sounds exhausting. Here in Victoria, we have all these loud cars driving around. I couldn't
> > figure out where the noise is coming from, I finally found out that sound's
> > exhausting.
> And from what I hear about temperatures in Texas these days, it is to hot for
> a muffler.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

All the non-homosexual guys don't have a muffler , they run the exhaust straight through.

Re: Job

<0001HW.2A9F875E000F9B867000069AD38F@news.supernews.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=22693&group=alt.humor.puns#22693

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!weretis.net!feeder6.news.weretis.net!news.misty.com!border-2.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!Xl.tags.giganews.com!local-1.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.supernews.com!news.supernews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail
NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 30 Aug 2023 14:19:10 +0000
Date: Wed, 30 Aug 2023 07:19:10 -0700
From: mlevines...@redshift.com (Mike)
Mime-Version: 1.0
User-Agent: Hogwasher/5.24
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <0001HW.2A9F875E000F9B867000069AD38F@news.supernews.com>
Subject: Re: Job
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
References: <0001HW.2A7D7BAA000F6C71700005C4B38F@news.supernews.com> <0001HW.2A97B793000F873A70000BA7E38F@news.supernews.com> <1eda88a6-cd55-45a3-935b-54ebdbf8044bn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9A022C000507FD7000012F238F@news.supernews.com> <104c22da-bd25-4419-95bc-508feddae3bcn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9B46ED00045F2E70000828838F@news.supernews.com> <6d8fb83c-d571-4afc-81c7-3c1371f8503dn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9BF2FE0012EC5970000040038F@news.supernews.com> <91986bc2-6406-4b13-81ea-a007528e84d0n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9C77850003C55670000A51738F@news.supernews.com> <ced679a1-5eb1-429d-9858-72392782a388n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9DF5500003B3F2700006C4838F@news.supernews.com> <7a6c8c3a-3eb8-4dda-9387-9c984cde0571n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9E73ED000EB58C70000697F38F@news.supernews.com> <a40a3a2a-56ed-4910-b507-a7bf7fdce28dn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9F2947000508A1700003FD938F@news.supernews.com> <4623996c-a02e-4fc4-a44a-3cf7f4b1f8f8n@googlegroups.com>
Lines: 24
X-Trace: sv3-lZWEVBkLOV+4IXt3YEISn7N4iDtOvLdRRHvbELchDwOnm4zkDMjh919Z/u9A5qbr+VBuEiirV2u3ZHq!6pbfDQRfsltJ5H1a/8Q/hVbJP/viSI5gAM7HLjRNBCgii6m3G5uG5XSsDQCoOdvqr7YHQKIaxJEC!wuiPku/S5LBDTBBG9EqnHw==
X-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/abuse.html
X-DMCA-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/dmca.html
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly
X-Postfilter: 1.3.40
 by: Mike - Wed, 30 Aug 2023 14:19 UTC

On Aug 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4623996c-a02e-4fc4-a44a-3cf7f4b1f8f8n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Sounds exhausting. Here in Victoria, we have all these loud cars driving
> > > > around. I couldn't
> > > figure out where the noise is coming from, I finally found out that sound's
> > > exhausting.
> > And from what I hear about temperatures in Texas these days, it is to hot
> > for
> > a muffler.
>
> All the non-homosexual guys don't have a muffler , they run the exhaust
> straight through.

A manifold error on their part --- ticket quickly follows

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Job

<20b2d2bb-fa3e-46df-a5af-e564887acae5n@googlegroups.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=22723&group=alt.humor.puns#22723

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
X-Received: by 2002:a05:620a:43aa:b0:76f:1614:5767 with SMTP id a42-20020a05620a43aa00b0076f16145767mr75898qkp.14.1693493175900;
Thu, 31 Aug 2023 07:46:15 -0700 (PDT)
X-Received: by 2002:a17:903:22c6:b0:1ae:6895:cb96 with SMTP id
y6-20020a17090322c600b001ae6895cb96mr1122585plg.5.1693493175505; Thu, 31 Aug
2023 07:46:15 -0700 (PDT)
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!diablo1.usenet.blueworldhosting.com!peer02.iad!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!news-out.google.com!nntp.google.com!postnews.google.com!google-groups.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2023 07:46:14 -0700 (PDT)
In-Reply-To: <0001HW.2A9F875E000F9B867000069AD38F@news.supernews.com>
Injection-Info: google-groups.googlegroups.com; posting-host=173.219.77.176; posting-account=iBgNeAoAAADRhzuSC4Ai7MUeMmxtwlM7
NNTP-Posting-Host: 173.219.77.176
References: <0001HW.2A7D7BAA000F6C71700005C4B38F@news.supernews.com>
<0001HW.2A97B793000F873A70000BA7E38F@news.supernews.com> <1eda88a6-cd55-45a3-935b-54ebdbf8044bn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9A022C000507FD7000012F238F@news.supernews.com> <104c22da-bd25-4419-95bc-508feddae3bcn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9B46ED00045F2E70000828838F@news.supernews.com> <6d8fb83c-d571-4afc-81c7-3c1371f8503dn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9BF2FE0012EC5970000040038F@news.supernews.com> <91986bc2-6406-4b13-81ea-a007528e84d0n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9C77850003C55670000A51738F@news.supernews.com> <ced679a1-5eb1-429d-9858-72392782a388n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9DF5500003B3F2700006C4838F@news.supernews.com> <7a6c8c3a-3eb8-4dda-9387-9c984cde0571n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9E73ED000EB58C70000697F38F@news.supernews.com> <a40a3a2a-56ed-4910-b507-a7bf7fdce28dn@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9F2947000508A1700003FD938F@news.supernews.com> <4623996c-a02e-4fc4-a44a-3cf7f4b1f8f8n@googlegroups.com>
<0001HW.2A9F875E000F9B867000069AD38F@news.supernews.com>
User-Agent: G2/1.0
MIME-Version: 1.0
Message-ID: <20b2d2bb-fa3e-46df-a5af-e564887acae5n@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Re: Job
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
Injection-Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2023 14:46:15 +0000
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
X-Received-Bytes: 3106
 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 31 Aug 2023 14:46 UTC

On Wednesday, August 30, 2023 at 9:19:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4623996c-a02e-4fc4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Sounds exhausting. Here in Victoria, we have all these loud cars driving
> > > > > around. I couldn't
> > > > figure out where the noise is coming from, I finally found out that sound's
> > > > exhausting.
> > > And from what I hear about temperatures in Texas these days, it is to hot
> > > for
> > > a muffler.
> >
> > All the non-homosexual guys don't have a muffler , they run the exhaust
> > straight through.
> A manifold error on their part --- ticket quickly follows
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The sins of the homosexual are manifold.

Re: Job

<0001HW.2AA1C78E00047EF1700007CAE38F@news.supernews.com>

  copy mid

https://www.novabbs.com/interests/article-flat.php?id=22729&group=alt.humor.puns#22729

  copy link   Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
Path: i2pn2.org!i2pn.org!weretis.net!feeder6.news.weretis.net!news.misty.com!border-2.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!Xl.tags.giganews.com!local-1.nntp.ord.giganews.com!nntp.supernews.com!news.supernews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail
NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 01 Sep 2023 07:17:34 +0000
Date: Fri, 01 Sep 2023 00:17:34 -0700
From: mlevines...@redshift.com (Mike)
Mime-Version: 1.0
User-Agent: Hogwasher/5.24
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <0001HW.2AA1C78E00047EF1700007CAE38F@news.supernews.com>
Subject: Re: Job
Newsgroups: alt.humor.puns
References: <0001HW.2A7D7BAA000F6C71700005C4B38F@news.supernews.com> <0001HW.2A9A022C000507FD7000012F238F@news.supernews.com> <104c22da-bd25-4419-95bc-508feddae3bcn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9B46ED00045F2E70000828838F@news.supernews.com> <6d8fb83c-d571-4afc-81c7-3c1371f8503dn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9BF2FE0012EC5970000040038F@news.supernews.com> <91986bc2-6406-4b13-81ea-a007528e84d0n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9C77850003C55670000A51738F@news.supernews.com> <ced679a1-5eb1-429d-9858-72392782a388n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9DF5500003B3F2700006C4838F@news.supernews.com> <7a6c8c3a-3eb8-4dda-9387-9c984cde0571n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9E73ED000EB58C70000697F38F@news.supernews.com> <a40a3a2a-56ed-4910-b507-a7bf7fdce28dn@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9F2947000508A1700003FD938F@news.supernews.com> <4623996c-a02e-4fc4-a44a-3cf7f4b1f8f8n@googlegroups.com> <0001HW.2A9F875E000F9B867000069AD38F@news.supernews.com> <20b2d2bb-fa3e-46df-a5af-e564887acae5n@googlegroups.com>
Lines: 20
X-Trace: sv3-b1fk0mQoLTyn0KH6aWYQ5B9X8NENbzTOyil+hUH2C1rPNTyFpmJxXOl16S2XUWxYTRoYiTPyZN+dWib!VcXZUDSaD3DSWe33xS7HIjy+zPaglK89fCqYTUD6b3NtKOvfvjkJaiO5FHG3jjNDiRvmDkEJHKxW!QaHBBOnviRd+HtZZLM5yBBs=
X-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/abuse.html
X-DMCA-Complaints-To: www.supernews.com/docs/dmca.html
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers
X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly
X-Postfilter: 1.3.40
 by: Mike - Fri, 1 Sep 2023 07:17 UTC

On Aug 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<20b2d2bb-fa3e-46df-a5af-e564887acae5n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > And from what I hear about temperatures in Texas these days, it is to hot
> > > > for
> > > > a muffler. All the non-homosexual guys don't have a muffler , they run the exhaust
> > > straight through.
> > A manifold error on their part --- ticket quickly follows The sins of the homosexual are manifold.

Nothing like an after dinner sin and tonic.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Pages:123
server_pubkey.txt

rocksolid light 0.9.8
clearnet tor