On 1/7/2024 10:40 PM, itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net wrote:
> On Sunday, January 7, 2024 at 1:26:28 PM UTC-6, Graham wrote:
>>
>> On 2024-01-07 10:18 a.m., itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
>>>
>>> On Sunday, January 7, 2024 at 6:03:15 AM UTC-6, Janet wrote:
>>>>
>>>> I believe in men called David because I know so many of
>>>> them. But even if they were all related to Joseph, Jesus
>>>> obviously wasn't.
>>>>
>>>> Janet UK
>>>>
>>> Wrong.
>>>
>> Why? Joseph may have been his Dad but he was NOT his father.
>>
> As I said earlier in the day, both Joseph and Mary were of the house of David,
> aka descendants.

Sounds incestuous. Hey, if Jerry Lee Lewis can marry his 13yo cousin,
this could work too.

On Sun, 7 Jan 2024 23:11:28 -0500, Ed P <esp@snet.xxx> wrote:

>On 1/7/2024 10:40 PM, itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net wrote:
>> On Sunday, January 7, 2024 at 1:26:28 PM UTC-6, Graham wrote:
>>>
>>> On 2024-01-07 10:18 a.m., itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
>>>>
>>>> On Sunday, January 7, 2024 at 6:03:15 AM UTC-6, Janet wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> I believe in men called David because I know so many of
>>>>> them. But even if they were all related to Joseph, Jesus
>>>>> obviously wasn't.
>>>>>
>>>>> Janet UK
>>>>>
>>>> Wrong.
>>>>
>>> Why? Joseph may have been his Dad but he was NOT his father.
>>>
>> As I said earlier in the day, both Joseph and Mary were of the house of David,
>> aka descendants.
>
>
>Sounds incestuous. Hey, if Jerry Lee Lewis can marry his 13yo cousin,
>this could work too.

Do American Christians also believe that humanity started with just
Adam, Eve and their two sons? It would explain a lot.
<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbreeding>

On 1/7/2024 11:18 PM, Bruce wrote:
> On Sun, 7 Jan 2024 23:11:28 -0500, Ed P <esp@snet.xxx> wrote:
>
>> On 1/7/2024 10:40 PM, itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net wrote:
>
>>>>
>>> As I said earlier in the day, both Joseph and Mary were of the house of David,
>>> aka descendants.
>>
>>
>> Sounds incestuous. Hey, if Jerry Lee Lewis can marry his 13yo cousin,
>> this could work too.
>
> Do American Christians also believe that humanity started with just
> Adam, Eve and their two sons? It would explain a lot.
> <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbreeding>

Varies. That is the simple form. For a long time, evolution was nixed,
but more recently, the body may have evolved, but at some point God gave
man a soul and that is when human life became real.

There may be other variations, I've not checked in recent decades.

On Mon, 8 Jan 2024 00:03:25 -0500, Ed Pawlowski <esp@snet.xxx> wrote:

>On 1/7/2024 11:18 PM, Bruce wrote:
>> On Sun, 7 Jan 2024 23:11:28 -0500, Ed P <esp@snet.xxx> wrote:
>>
>>> On 1/7/2024 10:40 PM, itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net wrote:
>>
>>>>>
>>>> As I said earlier in the day, both Joseph and Mary were of the house of David,
>>>> aka descendants.
>>>
>>>
>>> Sounds incestuous. Hey, if Jerry Lee Lewis can marry his 13yo cousin,
>>> this could work too.
>>
>> Do American Christians also believe that humanity started with just
>> Adam, Eve and their two sons? It would explain a lot.
>> <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbreeding>
>
>Varies. That is the simple form. For a long time, evolution was nixed,
>but more recently, the body may have evolved, but at some point God gave
>man a soul and that is when human life became real.

Oh, that's a good one! :)

On 2024-01-08, Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
> On Sun, 7 Jan 2024 23:11:28 -0500, Ed P <esp@snet.xxx> wrote:
>
>>On 1/7/2024 10:40 PM, itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net wrote:
>>> On Sunday, January 7, 2024 at 1:26:28 PM UTC-6, Graham wrote:
>>>>
>>>> On 2024-01-07 10:18 a.m., itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> On Sunday, January 7, 2024 at 6:03:15 AM UTC-6, Janet wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I believe in men called David because I know so many of
>>>>>> them. But even if they were all related to Joseph, Jesus
>>>>>> obviously wasn't.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Janet UK
>>>>>>
>>>>> Wrong.
>>>>>
>>>> Why? Joseph may have been his Dad but he was NOT his father.
>>>>
>>> As I said earlier in the day, both Joseph and Mary were of the house of David,
>>> aka descendants.
>>
>>
>>Sounds incestuous. Hey, if Jerry Lee Lewis can marry his 13yo cousin,
>>this could work too.
>
> Do American Christians also believe that humanity started with just
> Adam, Eve and their two sons? It would explain a lot.
><https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbreeding>

Some of them do; some of them don't.

--
Cindy Hamilton

On Mon, 08 Jan 2024 10:06:04 GMT, Cindy Hamilton
<hamilton@invalid.com> wrote:

>On 2024-01-08, Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>> On Sun, 7 Jan 2024 23:11:28 -0500, Ed P <esp@snet.xxx> wrote:
>>
>>>On 1/7/2024 10:40 PM, itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net wrote:
>>>> On Sunday, January 7, 2024 at 1:26:28 PM UTC-6, Graham wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> On 2024-01-07 10:18 a.m., itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sunday, January 7, 2024 at 6:03:15 AM UTC-6, Janet wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I believe in men called David because I know so many of
>>>>>>> them. But even if they were all related to Joseph, Jesus
>>>>>>> obviously wasn't.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Janet UK
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Wrong.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Why? Joseph may have been his Dad but he was NOT his father.
>>>>>
>>>> As I said earlier in the day, both Joseph and Mary were of the house of David,
>>>> aka descendants.
>>>
>>>
>>>Sounds incestuous. Hey, if Jerry Lee Lewis can marry his 13yo cousin,
>>>this could work too.
>>
>> Do American Christians also believe that humanity started with just
>> Adam, Eve and their two sons? It would explain a lot.
>><https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbreeding>
>
>Some of them do; some of them don't.

My special friend agrees with you.

"Some Christian denominations believe that the story of Adam and Eve
in the Book of Genesis is a literal account of the origin of humanity.
They believe that God created the universe and everything in it in six
24-hour days, and that Adam and Eve were the first two humans."

Aww, cute.

On 1/6/2024 7:02 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Sat, 6 Jan 2024 12:02:38 -0700, Graham wrote:
>
>> On 2024-01-06 8:53 a.m., Sqwertz wrote:
>>> AKA "Theophany", "Three Kings Day", "Little Christmas", and the
>>> first day of Epiphantide.
>>>
>>> What is it celebrating? Fuck if I know or care. But it's on this
>>> devout Atheist's calendar as a day God told us to eat and be
>>> merry. I don't give a shit why. And fuck all those shitty
>>> holidays where they tell to refrain from something you like, or do
>>> something you dread. Religion is supposed to make you happy,
>>> right?
>>>
>> No! It's to give you the excuse the kill those with different
>> religions.
>
> Thankfully, the Black Death put a kabash on the largest span of
> Crusades <ahem>, proving there is no God.
>
> Then came Hitler...
>
Until Hitler, the ancient Israelites were the most kick-ass genociders.
Obviously, Netanyahu doesn't like being second best, and he's going for
a final solution to the Palestinian problem.
>
> -sw

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We're just too courteous to say so."
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On 2024-01-06, Hank Rogers wrote:

> Which is mostly still rubbish scrawled
> by ancient holy men, I suspect.

All become ancient.

Try not to be more holy.

Avoid rubbish scrawls.

On 2024-01-06, Bruce wrote:

> Destitute? He could make one table and sell a 100!

Bruce, In those days a carpenter fixed tables as
much as made them from planks.

He actually had a brilliant idea knocking over
all the tables at the Jewish Bazarre but really
should have picked a day outside of a Holy week.

On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 22:28:36 -0800 (PST), bruce bowser
<bruce2bowser@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Friday, January 12, 2024 at 7:01:13 AM UTC-8, Mike Duffy wrote:
>> On 2024-01-06, Hank Rogers wrote:
>>
>> > Which is mostly still rubbish scrawled
>> > by ancient holy men, I suspect.
>>
>> All become ancient.
>>
>> Try not to be more holy.
>>
>> Avoid rubbish scrawls.
>
>Is rubbish trash? One man's trash is another man's treasure.
>
A shame you're not my neighbour. I'd have had some treasures for you.