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 by: Mike - Tue, 26 Apr 2022 10:18 UTC

On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8341480e-85dc-40e0-9833-e88cf61c988dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 3:08:25 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5a9bc580-6682-41d7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 25, 2022 at 5:21:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<72048271-cfde-4325...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 9:48:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f9c346d2-b515-4f42...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 24, 2022 at 2:21:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<74cc7ade-643f-40ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 2:31:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<833d6e5a-2ec3-4c10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 8:32:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<80409e09-8bdf-4990...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 22, 2022 at 4:33:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ce8e7584-759c-406a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 5:40:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<34e948bb-22b7-4311...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 20, 2022 at 10:19:36 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sailing is a crewed business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had a sailboat which had a drilling platform on it and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was to bring up the crewed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you remember to pay your taxes on the crewed income.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Mar
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I did pay them ; I hired a taxi to take me to the IRS to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pay
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > taxes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought you would have been cheap and had one of the crew give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lyft
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Back in third grade I was part of a spelling bee and my word was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "lift"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > spelled it "Lyft" and the teacher said "come into the back room
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > going Lift you onto a makeshift plywood Hillary and then Corll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you”
> > > > > > > > > > > > Uber all, you blew it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Uber is real big in Germany in fact it's out does Lift and all
> > > > > > > > > > > those
> > > > > > > > > > > other
> > > > > > > > > > > private chauffeur type services so you see the saying now in
> > > > > > > > > > > Germany
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > lot:
> > > > > > > > > > > "Deutschland Uber Alles"
> > > > > > > > > > > There's also a prostitute in Germany named Alice and she's so
> > > > > > > > > > > prolific
> > > > > > > > > > > almost
> > > > > > > > > > > the entire country has had their way with her both male and female
> > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > saying there is Deutschland Uber Alice.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > then there were the two lesbians who were having a heart-to-heart
> > > > > > > > > > > talk,
> > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > of them said "I want to be
> > > > > > > > > > > Frank with you , Alice "and then Alice said "no , tonight I want to
> > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > Frank,
> > > > > > > > > > > you be Alice”
> > > > > > > > > > And to remember when they were saying “Lesbian ardent pair.”
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > that's a real Tuffy I had to go to Google and see what Arden pair
> > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > came up with this:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Pre-insulated pair copper coil is just about the best invention since
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > air
> > > > > > > > > conditioner itself. By eliminating cutting, threading on and sealing
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > insulation it can reduce your install times by as much as half.
> > > > > > > > > Ardent
> > > > > > > > > Pair
> > > > > > > > > Coil features a special polyethylene outer fi�lm that prevents
> > > > > > > > > creasing
> > > > > > > > > and helps to protect the insulation when passing the coil through
> > > > > > > > > dif�ficult spaces. What’s more, it provides UV resistance. All
> > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > makes
> > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil easier to install and ensures ultra long-life
> > > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > > Ardent Pair Coil is R410A refrigerant compliant and available in
> > > > > > > > > �five
> > > > > > > > > size
> > > > > > > > > combinations. So when you want the job done fast, get Ardent.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > that's hard to make a pun out of so maybe what we could say is two
> > > > > > > > > lesbians
> > > > > > > > > while their relationship made them an Arden pair they were both
> > > > > > > > > refrigeration
> > > > > > > > > repair people so they use nothing but ardent pair coils
> > > > > > > > So from them you will never get a straight line???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > very few people know all the variety of pears there's the pair pair
> > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > the pecan pair there's the double pair there's the pairing pair and
> > > > > > > there's
> > > > > > > the Venus pear but when you have pears that really like each other
> > > > > > > strongly
> > > > > > > you have the Ardent pear.
> > > > > > How about April in Pear-is???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > in April I took Darlene to a food show where they had various
> > > > > demonstrations
> > > > > of kitchen aids and it was by the way in April so what we called the
> > > > > whole
> > > > > thing afterwards was April in Puree.
> > > > A demonstration at a food show !!! Those activist must be really hard up
> > > > for
> > > > something to protest.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes , what they were doing is a demonstration of demonstrations. they'd go
> > > to
> > > a food show and they'd look at all the demonstrations and get those people
> > > to
> > > demonstrate for their demonstration which of course is called a
> > > meta-demonstration , Free Will Rogers came along and said "I never meta
> > > demonstration I didn't like.” Too bad the Ukraine invasion did not
> > > happen sooner
> >
> > So that the activists would picket and not some innocuous activity.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yeah ,you're right , just like it's too bad we haven't had a full-blown World
> War III so our soldiers could get some real fighting in before they're
> vaporized.

But all a war does is distract each of the services from their real enemy ---
each other over funding.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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