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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 5 May 2022 16:14 UTC

On Thursday, May 5, 2022 at 9:27:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<afa82e24-b5fb-4e9d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 3:13:38 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<01ccff0a-1b35-44a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 11:32:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<220394d1-ecc2-4f8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 6:05:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<8f0fab84-0a4e-4da0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 12:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<72aa4fdb-6876-4a38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2022 at 6:13:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<52a0cfda-7776-4d90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 1:20:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7a522ad7-c418-48e6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 2, 2022 at 3:25:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ab0f23f-6a1e-4558...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 1, 2022 at 8:47:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<28c81fcd-d867-4351...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > look On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 1:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<dcffa204-2543-4ab0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 6:43:57 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d522145b-75f9-41c2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 29, 2022 at 3:00:30 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<320b3968-fc6b-4235...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my distant relative Alonso Stockbauer was given land by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Britain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a huge amount of paperwork to cover all the legal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > technicalities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > accepting this huge piece of land . he finally got the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > paper
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he had to Cary Grant out to the car.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Can’t do that now as they do not make cars like they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > auto.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this fellow (not me) who was caught , well ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delicately , enjoying the amorous interaction between
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > himself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > car's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tail pipe; he was arrested for being auto erotic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Prurient speculation on your part
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, no I was watching him from behind the bushes and I was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watching
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind you , not doing anything else just viewing no other
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > activity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > part.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If this was a liars contest, you would be stiff competition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard about this orgy where there was stiff competition ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > played during it was Frankie Valli's classic "I keep working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you, babe”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Another phallus-cy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was his fellow running around nude in our town and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't have a penis . So he finally stops in front of a crowd,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pointed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > midsection and says "it's a phallus, see, that I have no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > penis.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now he is famous for exposing his shortcomings
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (I give credit to David Niven for that one)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who had a very strange physiological defect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he had sexual intercourse he could only ejaculate for 1/10
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > second
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1/10 of a second mind you he really got depressed about it he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > went
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > doctor a renowned sex therapist and Said doc I have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > shortcoming.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh I'm sorry that's the same pun you gave ; well I can't come up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > anything better
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you had second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > my brain is just beyond description as for being fast and competent
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > and hard-working and fast and nice , for most of this activity the
> > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > between synoptical transmissions and receiving's is like a
> > > > > > > > > > > > trillionth
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > second but sometimes like when I'm drunk my thoughts take a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > longer
> > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > that case I have instead of just a minute fraction of a second
> > > > > > > > > > > > thoughts I
> > > > > > > > > > > > have second thoughts.
> > > > > > > > > > > Thas called a race condition --- rushing to judgement
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Once I burned down my neighbor's barn ; he came after me with a
> > > > > > > > > > pitchfork .
> > > > > > > > > > he said we're gonna have a rush to judgment here.
> > > > > > > > > That is about the scythe of it.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I am not going to be around someone like you that lisps when he tries
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > "size.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Your not wanting to speaks volumes about how a comparison would turn out
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A comparison between me and you would be like a comparison between a
> > > > > > diseased
> > > > > > giraffe and a crater on the moon.
> > > > > But why would I need to moon you??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Because it would give me a chance to see exactly how big of a posterior you
> > > > are.
> > > But you will never see the end of this
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So you admit your posterior is so big that we will never see the end of it
> > because it stretches out beyond the cosmological event horizon.
> Very c heek-y of you
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I had to look up the word cheeky and the definition they had showed your picture and then the definition was "a man whose posterior is so big it stretches out beyond the cosmological event horizon"

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