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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 14 May 2022 14:05 UTC

On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 3:45:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c5353f20-b8b3-4ba4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 12:23:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2060e91c-caaa-4f93...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 9:15:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0d4c5880-8b6a-45f6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 13, 2022 at 4:24:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c9d7107d-8a12-419c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 8:09:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b62302b5-296c-44a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 12, 2022 at 4:46:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2e40cec2-97df-4fd2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 1:20:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<42ea27e6-7203-47e9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 5:12:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3daa3751-4ac1-4d8f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 12:14:01 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 10, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4260d997-68ef-416b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 10, 2022 at 6:23:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 9, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe4e41af-2cfa-4760...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 9, 2022 at 6:24:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<756de49d-7d68-401f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, May 8, 2022 at 3:59:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<57401a0b-b2fc-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 12:35:14 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5e46c2d9-c9b3-4048...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 6:20:05 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4fcb73f9-f7d2-4cf0...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you claim you are no one to truffle with???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wanted to fight me , I told him I'm no man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tussle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me you're about as much of a threat to me as a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > truffle
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pig
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dug
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are a fun guy not a fighter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I get excitement from mushrooms , especially the atomic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > kind.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You get a real blast out of them!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like to watch the cloud form and then I tell myself
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "man
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pizza big enough to put that guy on!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are not satisfied with raving about chemtrails but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tp
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bigger???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was this big national park and it has all kinds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trails
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the trails oddly enough can only be used by someone named
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kim,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They're called oKim trails.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I suppose this is something you learned by trail and error!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , I walked down one of the trails and I was in error
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into a grave situation : I died.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What color???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > once I lived in this apartment and there was a nice lady in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > apartment
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > next to me I knew she was despondent and depressed but one day
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > heard
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through the wall saying I want to die I want to die oh God I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > die
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wanna die and I literally broke down her door and ran in and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a pair of faded blue jeans bright blue again
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So she dye’d by her own hand.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > yes she wanted me to help her dye I told her I'm afraid I can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > but I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > counter offer that she and I well , not sure how to put this but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > amounts to was us getting overly friendly with each other and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sir
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd rather die first , I wouldnt care if you're the last person
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > earth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would have nothing to do with you and I told her "well, the way
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Putin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > going that may very well come about with the slight difference
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dead too”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Aa far as Putin is concerned with this, hue and dye wish him the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Putin is getting so old and feeble minded and forgetful that he
> > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > some tattoo work done on his penis for a reminder. He had two words
> > > > > > > > > > > > tattooed
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > it:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Put in.
> > > > > > > > > > > A stiff reminder of how to use it
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me she wanted to go to Russia so she could service Putin
> > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > warned her now you need to be careful , you're gonna be locked in a
> > > > > > > > > > bunker
> > > > > > > > > > with him for the rest of your lives until they bring the 5 gallons of
> > > > > > > > > > gasoline in.
> > > > > > > > > But at the prices for gas these days, could they afford 5 gallons???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I'm sure that Putin's cohorts would chip in for it and also I told
> > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > change your name to Eva
> > > > > > > You are Eva the trouble maker
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You Gabor me with your statements.
> > > > > You magda big mistake saying that
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No, you made the big mistake when you were vacationing near mount Etna and
> > > > the magda
> > > > covered your entire body.
> > > Must I shasta your illusions???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > How do you Shasta one's illusions , pour a soft drink all over them?
> But would not be for the crater good.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

As Neil Armstrong was coming in for a landing on the moon he went temporarily insane , all of a sudden he began to think that crater good.

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