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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 24 May 2022 01:11 UTC

On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when they
> > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence with
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need their
> > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's breasts, hot
> > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not spend
> > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass teleportation
> > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with it” these
> > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue , fashionable
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable .
> > > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at clear Lake City
> > > > and I
> > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that the media decided
> > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz personally gave
> > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two knew about and he
> > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided that I needed
> > something to do to earn some money so I went into a business of taking cows
> > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at this new job it's
> > to de-feet.
> Udder nonsense
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

We have some cows and strangely enough their udders develop sicknesses and the only way to cure the sickness is to speak softly to the udder, in other words we have to utter udders.

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