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 by: Mike - Tue, 24 May 2022 09:23 UTC

On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1e437e9c-b76b-4fe8-a6f6-4530e8336f44n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's breasts,
> > > > > > > > > > > hot
> > > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not spend
> > > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass teleportation
> > > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with it” these
> > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue , fashionable
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable .
> > > > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at clear Lake City
> > > > > and I
> > > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that the media
> > > > > decided
> > > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz personally
> > > > > gave
> > > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two knew about and
> > > > > he
> > > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided that I needed
> > > something to do to earn some money so I went into a business of taking cows
> > > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at this new job it's
> > > to de-feet.
> > Udder nonsense
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> We have some cows and strangely enough their udders develop sicknesses and
> the only way to cure the sickness is to speak softly to the udder, in other
> words we have to utter udders.

Just the mammary of that incident makes me queasy

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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