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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 26 May 2022 17:14 UTC

On Wednesday, May 25, 2022 at 7:09:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d051f2c9-fb94-48fc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 12:16:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2be8f29c-b638-489a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 4:23:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On May 23, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<1e437e9c-b76b-4fe8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, May 23, 2022 at 5:13:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<8f266ce4-96f9-4382...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:52:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4d6b12b2-8b10-457d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, May 21, 2022 at 3:53:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a19ef995-fda4-4521...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, May 20, 2022 at 3:58:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b84fb65-d548-41be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2022 at 5:08:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a0f5b83-c4f2-4209...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, May 18, 2022 at 9:32:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6daa9a14-45cc-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 8:39:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d94af2bd-99b1-45f7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 17, 2022 at 12:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<01b0a779-56a1-4796...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 11:46:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<645447ce-08dc-4e5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 16, 2022 at 5:54:28 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5387c2bc-0739-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some of them are rather anal about challenges to their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A man, a plan, a canal: Suez.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No matter how good the plan, some one is there who suez
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene is on a plan , she hasn't surprised us with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > baby
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > yet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are a bit old to be infanticipating
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am a bit bold to actually be having sexual intercourse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Infantipating an infant although I know it's improbable but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > possible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > being
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 96 and her being 17 .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Perhaps you should forget the session of your english
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > teacher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and end a senescence with a proposition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was a University of Texas at Austin grad and he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > speaking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Harvard fellow , the UT guy said "Where do Harvard men when
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual tension relieved go to?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Harvard man said "We here at Harvard never end a sentence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > preposition ."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So the UT guy said "OK , where do Harvard men when they need
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sexual
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tension relieved go to, asshole.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So now you are feeling any because you are not getting any!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I feel any all the time : razor blades , cacti , women's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > breasts,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > asphalt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > or grape marmalade.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are fondle of doing that sort of thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > As it says on those hip , "with it" jHollerith cards "do not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > fondo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mutilate or transmit to Alpha Centauri via a mass teleportation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > device.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But being “hip” is no longer considered being “with it”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > It is not even Retro...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So in other words the word "hip" meaning recent, in vogue ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > fashionable
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > so forth is itself no longer recent, in vogue, fashionable .
> > > > > > > > > > > > So it does not describe itself . That's not fair.
> > > > > > > > > > > A Fete worse than death???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > well I was working at my job at Johnson space Center at clear Lake
> > > > > > > > > > City
> > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > actually saved five astronauts which was so glorious that the media
> > > > > > > > > > decided
> > > > > > > > > > to suppress it from general public knowledge . Eugene Kranz
> > > > > > > > > > personally
> > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > me an award at a private ceremony which nobody but us two knew about
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > told me this feat will go unparalleled in NASA history.
> > > > > > > > > So it was de-feat for your career
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > After my glorious career at Johnson space Center I decided that I
> > > > > > > > needed
> > > > > > > > something to do to earn some money so I went into a business of taking
> > > > > > > > cows
> > > > > > > > and just selling their hooves so when I perform my job at this new job
> > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > to de-feet.
> > > > > > > Udder nonsense
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > We have some cows and strangely enough their udders develop sicknesses
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > the only way to cure the sickness is to speak softly to the udder, in
> > > > > > other
> > > > > > words we have to utter udders.
> > > > > Just the mammary of that incident makes me queasy
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There was this poster , it displayed a set of knockers , really big ,
> > > > luscious looking, the kind you'd like to sink your face between , and which
> > > > Bob Seger mentioned in his song "Night Moves" --- "they were sitting way up
> > > > firm and high ", and at the bottom of the poster there was this title from
> > > > a
> > > > Bob Hope song which read "Thanks for the mammaries.”
> > > But it is Gene who really knows knockers when he sees them
> > >
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB_aegewceU
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yeah , but Gene got injured by one of them , you know, the toy, those two
> > balls, you move your hand up and down and they bang against each other.
> Reminds me of the Womans Liberation Motto “Don’t ball us, we’ll ball
> you"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yeah their slogan reminds me of that scene in the movie Myra Breckinridge where Raquel Welch rides Tom Selleck like a bucking bronco using a strap-on and she screams at the top of her lungs waving a cowboy hat "I'm gonna ball you, Rusty " , one of my favorite movies , saw it when I was 18 in New England.

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