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 by: Mike - Mon, 6 Jun 2022 08:20 UTC

On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1e37ab8d-0654-45c7-bde6-838f903b5d72n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:18:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9cdecff9-ac65-459a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:20:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If not,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of Fermat's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid his fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential infinity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date for
> > > > > > > > > > > dinner
> > > > > > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a joiner.
> > > > > > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > > > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible movie that it
> > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > got my copy $.35.
> > > > > > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were music CDs on
> > > > > their
> > > > > hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get them off
> > > > > their
> > > > > hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get them off
> > > > > their
> > > > > hands.
> > > > But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Darlene told me that the way to get the cow shit off my boots from me
> > > working
> > > out in the field is to fling it into the garden for fertilizer.
> > And who was responsible for the inception of that idea
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I saw that movie, Inception, such a ridiculous plot, getting ideas from
> someone else's subconscious mind

Did they steal that concept from you?

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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