On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 2:46:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ec8c8fa5-3cfd-4b07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:27:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9b855beb-dabb-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:15:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<43f72a7b-c770-4ad2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:05:27 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a2075ca0-9ca4-4efa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:20:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<1e37ab8d-0654-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:18:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9cdecff9-ac65-459a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:20:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers??? If
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fermat's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dinner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joiner.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got my copy $.35.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > CDs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me that the way to get the cow shit off my boots from
> > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > out in the field is to fling it into the garden for fertilizer.
> > > > > > > > > > > And who was responsible for the inception of that idea
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I saw that movie, Inception, such a ridiculous plot, getting ideas
> > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > someone else's subconscious mind
> > > > > > > > > Did they steal that concept from you?
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes they did , for years I had the plot of the movie Incesspool in my
> > > > > > > > subconscious and then they started in on the movie without my
> > > > > > > > permission
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > one of the actors Leonardo da Vinci whatever his name is stole the
> > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > plot
> > > > > > > > from my subconscious as they were filming.
> > > > > > > That did not movie you to sue??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes , it did movie me , towards Sue Clippingstein,
> > > > > > 48 24 36. To die for . And I did , her husband caught us.
> > > > > converting CM to inches thats 19 9 14 --- thats Olive Oil --- look out
> > > > > for a
> > > > > jealous Popeye
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > The Pope made a pilgrimage to Mount Olive, and boy was Popeye mad!!!!!
> > > >
> > > > There's this other joke I heard , two Popes walked into a bar…
> > > >
> > > > That's it . EOJ. end of joke.
> > > You forgot the one about the priest Father Sicola who could not get a
> > > promotion
> > > because of the remote possibility that some day he might actually rise high
> > > enough
> > > to be elected Pope and be named Pope Scicola
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Since we're telling "Walked into a bar" jokes I'm gonna tell the following
> > but I warn you it's very antifeminist and derogatory toward women so the way
> > it goes is this woman walks into a bar and orders 29 martinis . she drinks
> > all 29 and she passes out . the men in the bar arent of a very high character
> > so one of them says "she's passed out , let's all have our way with her " so
> > they have their way with her for like 5 hours and she wakes up and she goes
> > home . the next night she walks into the bar and says "I'll have one martini
> > " and the bartender says (wink nod ) aren't you going to order 29 again ? and
> > she said "no , when I drink 29 martinis it makes my pussy sore”
>
> Then she will be sore-y for missing all the fun the next time around
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

talking about sores one time Darlene and I were preparing to make love and we went ahead and started doing it in God it was horrible Mike it was like all rough and scratchy and yucky and Darlene says here just wait a minute I'm gonna go into the bathroom and when I come back it'll be better and so she went in the bathroom came back out and it was wonderful Mikey was like we had put a whole tube of anal ease on our private parts and I said Darlene what what did you do this was fantastic thing I've ever experienced and she says oh I just broke a few of the sores