On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:14:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e5dd17b8-eaf9-447b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 2:46:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 8, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ec8c8fa5-3cfd-4b07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, June 8, 2022 at 6:27:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9b855beb-dabb-488b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, June 7, 2022 at 12:15:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 7, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<43f72a7b-c770-4ad2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:05:27 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<a2075ca0-9ca4-4efa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 6, 2022 at 3:20:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1e37ab8d-0654-45c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 3:18:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9cdecff9-ac65-459a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 4, 2022 at 4:20:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e7913fac-8f27-400e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 3, 2022 at 5:12:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23fce735-d58e-4257...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 2, 2022 at 4:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa698434-bd5f-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, June 1, 2022 at 2:37:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6f7fdeb-80a0-4078...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, May 31, 2022 at 4:11:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ed2c4079-b382-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 2:48:17 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c337c200-a317-48b7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, May 30, 2022 at 4:05:33 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d2b929be-d1ed-4873...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The national lampoon once had a section called wide
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > open
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > beavers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they showed was a beaver the kind that builds dams
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rivers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > split open with a hatchet nose to tail , really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not show the other 143 dead beavers???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gross.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They did show 143 dead women from a Ukrainian Village
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And they did not get stiff from too much boose
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was this fellow who came up with a short proof of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fermat's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conjecture and it was quite rigorous but he was afraid
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fellow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mathematicians would steal it so he hid it in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mortise
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joints
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > house
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thus creating the phrase "rigor mortise".
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do know that we all contain a Cybernetic potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories in our heads or brains or whatever.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I will not joiner you in that activity.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my social skills are so pathetic why , if I wanted a date
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dinner
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tonight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd have to go to an escort service . I'm just not a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joiner.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That is planer to see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I saw that you will never give me a compliment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But one can be bought at a reasonable price.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes , Saw can be bought for a reasonable price, horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > , I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got my copy $.35.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Overpriced. They should pay you for taking it off their hands
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they were so stupid I looked at their hands and there were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > CDs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands and they were too stupid to fling the CDs away to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands so they had to pay me to fling the CDs for them to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hands.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But aren’t you too old to be having a fling??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Darlene told me that the way to get the cow shit off my boots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > working
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > out in the field is to fling it into the garden for fertilizer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And who was responsible for the inception of that idea
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I saw that movie, Inception, such a ridiculous plot, getting ideas
> > > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > > someone else's subconscious mind
> > > > > > > > > > > Did they steal that concept from you?
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes they did , for years I had the plot of the movie Incesspool in my
> > > > > > > > > > subconscious and then they started in on the movie without my
> > > > > > > > > > permission
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > one of the actors Leonardo da Vinci whatever his name is stole the
> > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > plot
> > > > > > > > > > from my subconscious as they were filming.
> > > > > > > > > That did not movie you to sue??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes , it did movie me , towards Sue Clippingstein,
> > > > > > > > 48 24 36. To die for . And I did , her husband caught us.
> > > > > > > converting CM to inches thats 19 9 14 --- thats Olive Oil --- look out
> > > > > > > for a
> > > > > > > jealous Popeye
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The Pope made a pilgrimage to Mount Olive, and boy was Popeye mad!!!!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There's this other joke I heard , two Popes walked into a bar…
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That's it . EOJ. end of joke.
> > > > > You forgot the one about the priest Father Sicola who could not get a
> > > > > promotion
> > > > > because of the remote possibility that some day he might actually rise
> > > > > high
> > > > > enough
> > > > > to be elected Pope and be named Pope Scicola
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Since we're telling "Walked into a bar" jokes I'm gonna tell the following
> > > > but I warn you it's very antifeminist and derogatory toward women so the
> > > > way
> > > > it goes is this woman walks into a bar and orders 29 martinis . she drinks
> > > > all 29 and she passes out . the men in the bar arent of a very high
> > > > character
> > > > so one of them says "she's passed out , let's all have our way with her "
> > > > so
> > > > they have their way with her for like 5 hours and she wakes up and she goes
> > > > home . the next night she walks into the bar and says "I'll have one
> > > > martini
> > > > " and the bartender says (wink nod ) aren't you going to order 29 again ?
> > > > and
> > > > she said "no , when I drink 29 martinis it makes my pussy sore”
> > >
> > > Then she will be sore-y for missing all the fun the next time around
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > talking about sores one time Darlene and I were preparing to make love and we
> > went ahead and started doing it in God it was horrible Mike it was like all
> > rough and scratchy and yucky and Darlene says here just wait a minute I'm
> > gonna go into the bathroom and when I come back it'll be better and so she
> > went in the bathroom came back out and it was wonderful Mikey was like we had
> > put a whole tube of anal ease on our private parts and I said Darlene what
> > what did you do this was fantastic thing I've ever experienced and she says
> > oh I just broke a few of the sores
> That must have puss-ed you off.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

She had pus in her pus-sy.