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 by: Mike - Sat, 25 Jun 2022 14:43 UTC

On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4-8cfb-f50e8bc35ebdn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 4:35:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 24, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d78ab5c5-1440-482f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, June 23, 2022 at 7:35:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a4d8fb82-c5c6-406f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 22, 2022 at 12:54:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 22, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3eb5851e-6d1f-4c48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 12:28:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b0e6c2f7-229b-4458...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 21, 2022 at 4:18:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<70ba2a1b-4f0c-48d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > mo On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 2:38:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5dd339e2-245c-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 19, 2022 at 5:52:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d122c89c-c272-4eff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 18, 2022 at 3:19:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bbc9cef3-fd07-464a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, June 17, 2022 at 3:55:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4a25af41-cc8b-4ca1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 16, 2022 at 1:03:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e63ec681-91db-4bb8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Colonel missed one???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why yes the Colonel got a hydroponic garden , hundreds of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plants
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the mistake of only watering a single plant , therefore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > misted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Haze-y logic
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Einstein once said hazey logic will get you from A to B but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > imagination
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get you World War III , X-rated movies , murder , Disney's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fantasia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hives.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A porn-icopia of disasters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm very sensitive to watching too much porn and I just can't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cope
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if I do so , they made up a term especially for me call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pornucopeia.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then you need to give up your pornograph.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I look forward to the day when we have redistribution of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wealth ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > everybody
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will have exactly the same amount of money , what we will call
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is "Poor No”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have poor-us pockets and will loose it quickly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Speaking about pants pockets , when I was small I asked my mother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > something to wear and something to play with. So she gave me a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pair
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > trousers with the right-hand pocket cut out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Which is rather sadistic as you are left handed
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I once was in a horrible accident and both of my hands were cut off
> > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > retained an excellent surgeon and he transplanted the hands back
> > > > > > > > > > > onto
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > stumps of my arms . I was so grateful because when he was walking
> > > > > > > > > > > away
> > > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > > the surgery I was left handed.
> > > > > > > > > > Some surgeon you got left hand on right arm, right hand on left arm.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Absolutely no impact to me at all , the one thing I can no longer do
> > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > twiddle my thumbs. And I was just twiddling my thumbs in life anyway
> > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > all that.
> > > > > > > > So you put your finger on the problem.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I wanted to have sex with Darlene but she said no , not even manual
> > > > > > > stimulation of my nether region is acceptable now , so she named all
> > > > > > > kinds
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > reasons why she didn't want that and so finally I thought to myself
> > > > > > > she's
> > > > > > > naming so many reasons it's got me all confused now as why she doesn't
> > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > me to manually stimulate her and I finally decided that I just can't
> > > > > > > put
> > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > finger on it.
> > > > > > Sounds like a real drag to me
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I told Darlene I don't want her smoking cigarettes and she said you're a
> > > > > real
> > > > > drag and she took a drag off her cigarette and walked away.
> > > > So now you publish a puff piece about the evils of smoking???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > you mention Puff of course that brings to mine Puff the magic dragon which
> > > talks explicitly about Mary G wanna . I mean just look at the lyrics ,
> > > Jackie
> > > paper standing for the rolling paper , lookout , you must be on the lookout
> > > for the law , pirate ,meaning Mary Jane smuggled in a boat , bent in sorrow
> > > ,means the joint's beginning to droop down, green scales fell like rain ,
> > > it
> > > means mary wanna falling out of the rollingpaper and finally Cherry Lane,
> > > someone's lips where they put the marijuana cigarette especially a woman's
> > > lips with lipstick would be the Cherry Lane , it's all just as clear as
> > > beer
> > > piss.
> > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of oxygen I got huge
> purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple blotches I was born
> with.

Was that the birth of an idea???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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