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 by: Mike - Tue, 28 Jun 2022 20:09 UTC

On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<796ac7ea-fcb6-4dfe-8264-54013516fccan@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:08:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<38386cbc-8b9d-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:20:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9a4813be-f8f6-4497...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:39:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<14056811-856f-4b60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blotches I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > rectum?
> > > > > > > > > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP. they learn
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > Twilight
> > > > > > > > > > > Zone,
> > > > > > > > > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the nation into
> > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative
> > > > > > > > > > > Republican
> > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2 gallons of
> > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water
> > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > > > > > > > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it (or so I
> > > > > > > > > > thought)
> > > > > > > > > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the craziness
> > > > > > > > > > the we see now.
> > > > > > > > > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and the
> > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > candidate won it.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now with
> > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > parties they should just disband them and go to blind, absolute chaos
> > > > > > > > > without
> > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> > > > > > > > She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had done
> > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> > > > > > > > be in jail for security violations.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just had no
> > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > for keeping a lady's dress clean.
> > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > He was so proud of their relationship that he decided to give Monica a
> > > > > prize
> > > > > , which was a cigar .
> > > > > I was wondering if any other President came anywhere near to having such
> > > > > an
> > > > > embarrassing scandal like this.
> > > > How about Grover Cleveland,
> > > > The opposition was chanting “Ma Ma where’s my pa”
> > > > After the election his party was chanting “To the white house HA Ha Ha"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well, I guess you got me there . Also Warren G. Harding slipping the salami
> > > to one of the kitchen help in a dark closet.
> > Perhaps he thought whatever happens in private is his own affair.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I just love that sitcom called "a family affair" it was so great with Buffy
> and Mr. French and Bill and all that . however Bill did get a little worried
> when Mr. French would shake hands just a little too long.

Or was because of the Mustard???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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