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 by: Mike - Thu, 30 Jun 2022 13:19 UTC

On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4ba65261-15ce-4037-9739-cf6d1d4219f0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:08:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b1f22f37-c657-4434...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:17:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<77e89bd6-2190-440b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:09:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<796ac7ea-fcb6-4dfe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:08:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<38386cbc-8b9d-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:20:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<9a4813be-f8f6-4497...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:39:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14056811-856f-4b60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge purple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blotches I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rectum?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP. they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Twilight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Zone,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a conservative
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Republican
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gallons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it (or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > craziness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the we see now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > candidate won it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parties they should just disband them and go to blind, absolute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > done
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > be in jail for security violations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for keeping a lady's dress clean.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > He was so proud of their relationship that he decided to give
> > > > > > > > > > > Monica
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > prize
> > > > > > > > > > > , which was a cigar .
> > > > > > > > > > > I was wondering if any other President came anywhere near to having
> > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > embarrassing scandal like this.
> > > > > > > > > > How about Grover Cleveland,
> > > > > > > > > > The opposition was chanting “Ma Ma where’s my pa”
> > > > > > > > > > After the election his party was chanting “To the white house HA
> > > > > > > > > > Ha
> > > > > > > > > > Ha"
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well, I guess you got me there . Also Warren G. Harding slipping the
> > > > > > > > > salami
> > > > > > > > > to one of the kitchen help in a dark closet.
> > > > > > > > Perhaps he thought whatever happens in private is his own affair.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I just love that sitcom called "a family affair" it was so great with
> > > > > > > Buffy
> > > > > > > and Mr. French and Bill and all that . however Bill did get a little
> > > > > > > worried
> > > > > > > when Mr. French would shake hands just a little too long.
> > > > > > Or was because of the Mustard???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I was having dinner with this group and I wanted someone to give me the
> > > > > jar
> > > > > of mustard and there's a fellow sitting right by the mustard but he
> > > > > looked
> > > > > so
> > > > > weak I wondered if he could even lift it but I did ask him and he
> > > > > succeeded
> > > > > in the test , you could say that he passed mustard.
> > > > Poupon you for insulting his weakness.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Darlene engaged in some bizarre sexual practices before I met her , I tried
> > > to get her on the straight and narrow , butt to no avail. Like, for
> > > instance
> > > ,one night it was totally dark and we were having at it and she says
> > > "I want to poop on you "
> > > I said how disgusting I just I can't believe this" and she said "no no I
> > > want
> > > to cover you with mustard!" Actually , I prefer mayonnaise.
> > Sounds like after the last insult the wanted to paste you one.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There's this edible glue that little children use and well, you can just
> imagine how we used it.

good thing kit is water soluble otherwise they would have to cut to separate
you.
That would be the unkindest cut of all

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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