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 by: Mike - Fri, 1 Jul 2022 10:18 UTC

On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<83f0e911-1e78-49c2-90ee-a828f2f81b0en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 8:19:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4ba65261-15ce-4037...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 12:08:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jun 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b1f22f37-c657-4434...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, June 29, 2022 at 6:17:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<77e89bd6-2190-440b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 3:09:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<796ac7ea-fcb6-4dfe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 28, 2022 at 5:08:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<38386cbc-8b9d-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 11:20:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9a4813be-f8f6-4497...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, June 27, 2022 at 3:39:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<14056811-856f-4b60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:43:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<71070d5f-cd2c-4616...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 12:15:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<769ada7f-116d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 26, 2022 at 3:35:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05e8e990-c830-41af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 1:52:43 PM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<217e5588-59e7-4f7a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, June 25, 2022 at 9:43:40 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3d0265ef-7acd-49c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For that one you get high marks ---- for being high
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, I did scale Mount Everest once. due to the lack
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oxygen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple face marks , which match my natural huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > purple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blotches I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > born
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was that the birth of an idea???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > With the Supreme Court ruling, all pregnancies are to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > birth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Would that be an upper or lower berth??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you believe that a woman can actually give birth
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rectum?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How else do you explain all those assholes in politics
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > these
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I believe there are asshole classes for politician ACFP.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things like in Texas have an abortion law straight out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Twilight
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Zone,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they have supreme court justices that like to drive the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > nation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over the subject, and the ultimate example of a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > conservative
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Republican
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when he or she goes on a hike they know it will take 2
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gallons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hike across the desert , so they get their 2 gallons of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > together
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > drain out all but 2 ounces and then head out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Republican party once had a lot of decent people in it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then Trump got elected and dragged the party down to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > craziness
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the we see now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There were 17 people running for the parties nomination and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > worst
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > candidate won it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I think that instead of the blind, absolute chaos we have now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > political
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > parties they should just disband them and go to blind,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > absolute
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chaos
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > without
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And when Clinton ran, I could not vote for her.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She got away with “indiscretions” in office that if I had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > done
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when I was working as an Engineer for the Navy, I would still
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be in jail for security violations.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I couldn't vote for the male Clinton because , well , he just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > had
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > no
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > respect
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for keeping a lady's dress clean.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You said a mouthful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > He was so proud of their relationship that he decided to give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Monica
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > prize
> > > > > > > > > > > > > , which was a cigar .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I was wondering if any other President came anywhere near to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > having
> > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > embarrassing scandal like this.
> > > > > > > > > > > > How about Grover Cleveland,
> > > > > > > > > > > > The opposition was chanting “Ma Ma where’s my pa”
> > > > > > > > > > > > After the election his party was chanting “To the white house HA
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ha
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ha"
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Well, I guess you got me there . Also Warren G. Harding slipping
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > salami
> > > > > > > > > > > to one of the kitchen help in a dark closet.
> > > > > > > > > > Perhaps he thought whatever happens in private is his own affair.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I just love that sitcom called "a family affair" it was so great with
> > > > > > > > > Buffy
> > > > > > > > > and Mr. French and Bill and all that . however Bill did get a little
> > > > > > > > > worried
> > > > > > > > > when Mr. French would shake hands just a little too long.
> > > > > > > > Or was because of the Mustard???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I was having dinner with this group and I wanted someone to give me the
> > > > > > > jar
> > > > > > > of mustard and there's a fellow sitting right by the mustard but he
> > > > > > > looked
> > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > weak I wondered if he could even lift it but I did ask him and he
> > > > > > > succeeded
> > > > > > > in the test , you could say that he passed mustard.
> > > > > > Poupon you for insulting his weakness.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Darlene engaged in some bizarre sexual practices before I met her , I
> > > > > tried
> > > > > to get her on the straight and narrow , butt to no avail. Like, for
> > > > > instance
> > > > > ,one night it was totally dark and we were having at it and she says
> > > > > "I want to poop on you "
> > > > > I said how disgusting I just I can't believe this" and she said "no no I
> > > > > want
> > > > > to cover you with mustard!" Actually , I prefer mayonnaise.
> > > > Sounds like after the last insult the wanted to paste you one.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There's this edible glue that little children use and well, you can just
> > > imagine how we used it.
> > good thing kit is water soluble otherwise they would have to cut to separate
> > you.
> > That would be the unkindest cut of all
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower afterward
> but then there's something else we did and (children please don't try this at
> home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer and we attached one
> lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big toe and then we
> assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation was just
> indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> This is all coming from the Internet which is by definition true.

Are you trying to spark an interest in mutual suicide???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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