On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:46:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2398a5b7-84c5-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:52:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9c72ece1-b838-4b52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 2:49:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<02f92971-9f1c-47bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:42:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<024ff3bd-977b-4bd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:52:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train transformer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the sensation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of Brian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilson
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt tit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and they take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > > > > > > > > > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's guide to
> > > > > > > > > > > > inverted
> > > > > > > > > > > > nipples.
> > > > > > > > > > > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady from
> > > > > > > > > > Houston a
> > > > > > > > > > long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she said we'll
> > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got there and
> > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said we're
> > > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > > let
> > > > > > > > > > you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay past that
> > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to go home But
> > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out there in the
> > > > > > > > > > street
> > > > > > > > > > I told her this is a public street , somebody could come along and
> > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > that's all the more fun for a swinger.
> > > > > > > > > That sort of thing goes sway back.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There was this horse way back like in the 60s probably the most sway
> > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > horse ever its back looked like a great big U they brought it out for
> > > > > > > > comedy
> > > > > > > > sketches and it was really funny.
> > > > > > > Except for the horse who thought it was a big pain.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > This rancher decided he wanted to breed a horse to a donkey so he got the
> > > > > > two
> > > > > > together and the horse was really well endowed so after a minute or two
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > rancher could tell that the poor donkey was undergoing some real pain in
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > ass.
> > > > > Well, if he had used a female donkey instead....
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I don't know about that ; there's always that risk of unwanted pregnancy.
> > > Is this a lead in to another Hinney Youngman line???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I heard that a hinny is a pretty useless animal, just like a politician..
> Nothing else is that useless
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Long ago MAD magazine had a satire on Pogo , they had Donald Duck telling Pogo that the way to be popular is to learn politics and join a party . so the pogo crew goes on and on and they get more and more political and finally it winds up with the pogo Bunch blowing up like an atom bomb . so then Mickey questions Donald Duck as to what he told pogo . Donald says "I told them to learn parlor tricks and join a party "
and Mickey said "See what trouble your duck voice causes."