On Tuesday, July 5, 2022 at 4:01:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f64c87e6-1fbf-41da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 3:46:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2398a5b7-84c5-4bdb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, July 4, 2022 at 10:52:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9c72ece1-b838-4b52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 2:49:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<02f92971-9f1c-47bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 3, 2022 at 12:42:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jul 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<024ff3bd-977b-4bd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 11:52:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<1ed97a30-e153-4fc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 9:24:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<304aa031-8feb-4421...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 2, 2022 at 1:33:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<23f2f15a-ac8e-4281...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 2:13:40 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e1c77f4-7f2b-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 10:03:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jul 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d4d87de9-0779-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 1, 2022 at 5:22:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f98fd963-b0c9-4d56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oh it was water soluble, and we just took a shower
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > afterward
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but then there's something else we did and (children
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > don't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at home ) what we did was to get a model train
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > transformer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > attached
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > one lead to my big toe and the other lead to Darlene's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > assumed the position and I energized it and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sensation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > indescribable, So I won't attempt to describe it.,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is all coming from the Internet which is by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > definition
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS I forgot to state that as I was hooking the electrodes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > toes I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > told Darlene this will be immensely pleasurable, in fact
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pleasurable
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TO DIE FOR!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hardly a shocking revelation
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You shock me with your joy buzzer.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I thought it would give you some good vibes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (All train transformer stuff stolen from an old Playboy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > magazine.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh yes, "Good Vibes", I was a close personal friend of Brian
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilson
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hated to see him involved with drugs and everything so I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > convince
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him to live life like I do , the straightened arrow , butt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wasn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who can quarrel with that advice.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I collect ads I have thousands and thousands of ads and they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > too
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > room so I had to compress them by putting them in an advice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And variety is the vice of life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I used to read variety also mad , national shampoo,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > life look , Don't look, National Geographic and Ralph's guide to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > inverted
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > nipples.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But what about the REAL wildlife guide “Swingers Guide"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I joined eHarmony for a while was talking to this one lady from
> > > > > > > > > > > > Houston a
> > > > > > > > > > > > long time and finally she invited me up to Houston and she said
> > > > > > > > > > > > we'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > be chaperoned with another couple so I said OK and I got there and
> > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > that they were all SWINGERS!!!!! I was a palled . they said we're
> > > > > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > let
> > > > > > > > > > > > you stay here till nine and if you pass muster you can stay past
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > real fun .and of course nine came about and I was told to go home
> > > > > > > > > > > > But
> > > > > > > > > > > > as
> > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > walked me to the car she suggested some real fun run out there in
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > street
> > > > > > > > > > > > I told her this is a public street , somebody could come along and
> > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > that's all the more fun for a swinger.
> > > > > > > > > > > That sort of thing goes sway back.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > There was this horse way back like in the 60s probably the most sway
> > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > horse ever its back looked like a great big U they brought it out for
> > > > > > > > > > comedy
> > > > > > > > > > sketches and it was really funny.
> > > > > > > > > Except for the horse who thought it was a big pain.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > This rancher decided he wanted to breed a horse to a donkey so he got
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > together and the horse was really well endowed so after a minute or two
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > rancher could tell that the poor donkey was undergoing some real pain
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > ass.
> > > > > > > Well, if he had used a female donkey instead....
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I don't know about that ; there's always that risk of unwanted pregnancy.
> > > > > Is this a lead in to another Hinney Youngman line???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I heard that a hinny is a pretty useless animal, just like a politician.
> > > Nothing else is that useless
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Long ago MAD magazine had a satire on Pogo , they had Donald Duck telling
> > Pogo that the way to be popular is to learn politics and join a party . so
> > the pogo crew goes on and on and they get more and more political and finally
> > it winds up with the pogo Bunch blowing up like an atom bomb . so then Mickey
> > questions Donald Duck as to what he told pogo . Donald says "I told them to
> > learn parlor tricks and join a party "
> > and Mickey said "See what trouble your duck voice causes.” He can’t even get along with other ducks
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSIw0nD5GT0
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was another MAD magazine parody on Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck , it has Mickey tricking Donald into a cage to be taken off to slaughter (Donald can't get out of it because no one can understand his speech) and then Mickey says "I've watched him get ever more and more popular stealing my thunder , this is the way to handle it."