On Thu, 10 Mar 2022 13:43:01 +0800, Clocky wrote:

> On 10/03/2022 1:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:

>>
>> maybe he's been sniffing too much of the glue they use at the Aviation
>> museum?
>>
>
> I can imagine keith sitting in the corner of the museum with a Reflex
> 500 sheet pack of A4 and a pot of Clag to keep him busy.

Errrr. That's not Clag in the pot...

alvey

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On Thu, 10 Mar 2022 20:53:21 +1100, Noddy wrote:

> On 10/03/2022 6:58 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 10/03/2022 2:34 pm, Noddy wrote:
>
>>> What is the point of this? You expect someone to go to the trouble of
>>> building something and presenting it to you just so you can be
>>> satisfied that they know what they're talking about, and as the "task"
>>> you set for them is "so simple that Felix could do it" it would prove
>>> absolutely nothing even if they *did* feel compelled to respond to you?
>>
>> Yes, he just has to show that his talents are as big as his mouth.
>
> He doesn't have to show you or anyone else a bloody *thing*. The fuck do
> you get off demanding that people prove themselves to you, Alvey?
>
>>> I'm no friend of Jerky's, and to my mind he *already* proved the
>>> limited range of his "electronics knowledge" when I posted the
>>> pictures of my distributor's failed logic board and he decided to
>>> comment about it, but what you're doing here just makes you look like
>>> an *idiot* who needs to get the fuck over himself. For fuck's sake.
>>> Demanding people "prove themselves" to you makes you no different to
>>> the morons you criticise daily for doing the *exact* same thing.
>>
>> It's up to him, he's been big noting himself in this regard, I'm calling
>> him out on it.
>
> Good. Call him out as much as you like, but if you think he has any
> obligation to dance to whatever tune you feel like playing on your pipe
> then you're off your fucking rocker.
>
> As I said, you need to get over yourself.

This is hilarious.
The Fraudster is so very desperate to defend his indefensible (and
laughable) reason for refusing to substantiate his claims that he's
attacking an Enabler!

Apu Fraudster, your 'argument' is a load of bollocks. The difference here
is that someone has declared that "anyone *could*" do whatever, whereas you
repeatedly bragged that you *had* done stuff. One is theoretical, the other
is factual. But do carry on attacking keith, it's highly entertaining *and*
it'll teach him for ignoring you so much. Go get 'im Tiger!

But the absolute frenzy in which the Fraudster has jumped at this Fools
Gold has been worth the price of admission alone. He's doing a 'reverse
duck'. Furious activity above the water, nothing at all underneath it.

alvey
"A simple lesson for you to learn here is that if if you're not prepared
to support your claims for whatever reason, then perhaps you either
don't make them in the first place, or be prepared to retract." Fraudster,
15Jun17

“I'm not interested in your bullshit opinion. Provide a cite to prove
your claim or just shut the fuck up.” Fraudster, 13Dec17

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On Thu, 10 Mar 2022 19:58:47 +1100, Yosemite Sam wrote:

> On 10/03/2022 6:58 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 10/03/2022 2:34 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>> On 10/03/2022 2:22 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>> On 18/2/22 (and unlike clocky the date is correct) clocky posted
>>>>
>>>> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino, select the
>>>> libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit program. Literally
>>>> anyone can do that."
>>>>
>>>> So now it is time for him to put his talents such as they are where
>>>> his mouth is. Its a simple task, make a speedometer that runs from
>>>> GPS. It must display current speed of course, but that is so simple
>>>> that felix could do it in BASIC on his Mac, so, in addition, it has
>>>> to display average speed. The current average speed needs to be
>>>> continuously displayed starting when a button is pressed (the button
>>>> press also resets any average speed displayed up to that point).
>>>> Extra points for displaying current time, time and distance that the
>>>> average speed is calculated over, but don't make the display crowded
>>>> and unreadable.
>>>>
>>>> The whole thing has to be small enough to the fitted in or on top of
>>>> the dashboard, and be a single unit, the display has to be clear
>>>> enough to be read while concentrating on driving. Probably a 3.5"
>>>> 380x320 display is the sweet spot.
>>>>
>>>> The code has to be readable and compilable, and provided in source
>>>> form so that it can be inspected and tested.
>>>>
>>>> Since anybody can do that, I would expect that as a licenced and
>>>> qualified mechanic, holder of a certificate in electronics, well
>>>> renowned vintage computer dealer you will have no trouble doing it
>>>> in say a month. In fact, since anybody can do it anybody who wants
>>>> to have a go is welcome, felix included.
>>>
>>> What is the point of this? You expect someone to go to the trouble of
>>> building something and presenting it to you just so you can be
>>> satisfied that they know what they're talking about, and as the
>>> "task" you set for them is "so simple that Felix could do it" it
>>> would prove absolutely nothing even if they *did* feel compelled to
>>> respond to you?
>>
>> Yes, he just has to show that his talents are as big as his mouth.
>>
>>> I'm no friend of Jerky's, and to my mind he *already* proved the
>>> limited range of his "electronics knowledge" when I posted the
>>> pictures of my distributor's failed logic board and he decided to
>>> comment about it, but what you're doing here just makes you look like
>>> an *idiot* who needs to get the fuck over himself. For fuck's sake.
>>> Demanding people "prove themselves" to you makes you no different to
>>> the morons you criticise daily for doing the *exact* same thing.
>>
>> It's up to him, he's been big noting himself in this regard, I'm
>> calling him out on it.
>>
>>> Jesus.
>>
>> You rang?
>>
>
> OMG!

Don't panic. Easter approacheth.

alvey

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On Thu, 10 Mar 2022 22:05:19 +1100, Noddy wrote:

snip desperate drivel
>
> Read what I just wrote above. All Keith is managing to show here is that
> he can do a really good impersonation of Alvey.

To clarify Fraudster... You *still* read every post, so the only reason you
have a (snigger) killfail is to have an excuse to *not* answer some posts.
What a pathetic wretch you are.

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On 11/03/2022 7:41 am, alvey wrote:
> On Thu, 10 Mar 2022 19:58:47 +1100, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>
>> On 10/03/2022 6:58 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>> On 10/03/2022 2:34 pm, Noddy wrote:
>>>> On 10/03/2022 2:22 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>> On 18/2/22 (and unlike clocky the date is correct) clocky posted
>>>>>
>>>>> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino, select the
>>>>> libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit program. Literally
>>>>> anyone can do that."
>>>>>
>>>>> So now it is time for him to put his talents such as they are where
>>>>> his mouth is. Its a simple task, make a speedometer that runs from
>>>>> GPS. It must display current speed of course, but that is so simple
>>>>> that felix could do it in BASIC on his Mac, so, in addition, it has
>>>>> to display average speed. The current average speed needs to be
>>>>> continuously displayed starting when a button is pressed (the button
>>>>> press also resets any average speed displayed up to that point).
>>>>> Extra points for displaying current time, time and distance that the
>>>>> average speed is calculated over, but don't make the display crowded
>>>>> and unreadable.
>>>>>
>>>>> The whole thing has to be small enough to the fitted in or on top of
>>>>> the dashboard, and be a single unit, the display has to be clear
>>>>> enough to be read while concentrating on driving. Probably a 3.5"
>>>>> 380x320 display is the sweet spot.
>>>>>
>>>>> The code has to be readable and compilable, and provided in source
>>>>> form so that it can be inspected and tested.
>>>>>
>>>>> Since anybody can do that, I would expect that as a licenced and
>>>>> qualified mechanic, holder of a certificate in electronics, well
>>>>> renowned vintage computer dealer you will have no trouble doing it
>>>>> in say a month. In fact, since anybody can do it anybody who wants
>>>>> to have a go is welcome, felix included.
>>>> What is the point of this? You expect someone to go to the trouble of
>>>> building something and presenting it to you just so you can be
>>>> satisfied that they know what they're talking about, and as the
>>>> "task" you set for them is "so simple that Felix could do it" it
>>>> would prove absolutely nothing even if they *did* feel compelled to
>>>> respond to you?
>>> Yes, he just has to show that his talents are as big as his mouth.
>>>
>>>> I'm no friend of Jerky's, and to my mind he *already* proved the
>>>> limited range of his "electronics knowledge" when I posted the
>>>> pictures of my distributor's failed logic board and he decided to
>>>> comment about it, but what you're doing here just makes you look like
>>>> an *idiot* who needs to get the fuck over himself. For fuck's sake.
>>>> Demanding people "prove themselves" to you makes you no different to
>>>> the morons you criticise daily for doing the *exact* same thing.
>>> It's up to him, he's been big noting himself in this regard, I'm
>>> calling him out on it.
>>>
>>>> Jesus.
>>> You rang?
>>>
>> OMG!
> Don't panic. Easter approacheth.

Ooooh good! more chocolate!  :)

>
>
> alvey
>

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FUCK PUTIN!!

"His opinions have been crushed into insignificant dust by
the enormous weight of his lies"- Alvey on the Fraudster
"He came, he saw, he got pummelled" - Alvey on Keefy
"What a pair! Not a single word of rebuttal or reason,
just cretinous abuse" - Alvey on jonz and noddy
"His self serving ego pumping comments just read
like witless wankery"- Clocky on Keefy
"your opinion isn't worth 2 knobs of goat shit"- Xeno on Grubby Tech
"You cannot turn Darren's lies into the truth by attempting to *discredit*
what *I* say. You just make yourself look more of a dick"- Xeno to Grubby Tech

On 10/03/2022 4:43 pm, Clocky wrote:
> On 10/03/2022 1:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>> On 10/03/2022 4:25 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>> On 10/03/2022 12:10 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>> On 10/03/2022 2:22 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>> On 18/2/22 (and unlike clocky the date is correct) clocky posted
>>>>>
>>>>> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino, select
>>>>> the libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit program.
>>>>> Literally anyone can do that."
>>>>>
>>>>> So now it is time for him to put his talents such as they are
>>>>> where his mouth is. Its a simple task, make a speedometer that
>>>>> runs from GPS. It must display current speed of course, but that
>>>>> is so simple that felix could do it in BASIC on his Mac, so, in
>>>>> addition, it has to display average speed. The current average
>>>>> speed needs to be continuously displayed starting when a button is
>>>>> pressed (the button press also resets any average speed displayed
>>>>> up to that point). Extra points for displaying current time, time
>>>>> and distance that the average speed is calculated over, but don't
>>>>> make the display crowded and unreadable.
>>>>>
>>>>> The whole thing has to be small enough to the fitted in or on top
>>>>> of the dashboard, and be a single unit, the display has to be
>>>>> clear enough to be read while concentrating on driving. Probably a
>>>>> 3.5" 380x320 display is the sweet spot.
>>>>>
>>>>> The code has to be readable and compilable, and provided in source
>>>>> form so that it can be inspected and tested.
>>>>>
>>>>> Since anybody can do that, I would expect that as a licenced and
>>>>> qualified mechanic, holder of a certificate in electronics, well
>>>>> renowned vintage computer dealer you will have no trouble doing it
>>>>> in say a month. In fact, since anybody can do it anybody who wants
>>>>> to have a go is welcome, felix included.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> so you want Clocky to work for a month just to prove something to
>>>> you? Clocky should charge you $75 an hour then, the price you
>>>> quoted me for computer problem diagnostics.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> keith is acting *very* weird and it's getting worse.
>>>
>>
>> maybe he's been sniffing too much of the glue they use at the
>> Aviation museum?
>>
>>
>
> I can imagine keith sitting in the corner of the museum with a Reflex
> 500 sheet pack of A4 and a pot of Clag to keep him busy.
>

do they still use Clag in schools these days?

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FUCK PUTIN!!

"His opinions have been crushed into insignificant dust by
the enormous weight of his lies"- Alvey on the Fraudster
"He came, he saw, he got pummelled" - Alvey on Keefy
"What a pair! Not a single word of rebuttal or reason,
just cretinous abuse" - Alvey on jonz and noddy
"His self serving ego pumping comments just read
like witless wankery"- Clocky on Keefy
"your opinion isn't worth 2 knobs of goat shit"- Xeno on Grubby Tech
"You cannot turn Darren's lies into the truth by attempting to *discredit*
what *I* say. You just make yourself look more of a dick"- Xeno to Grubby Tech

On 11/03/2022 1:04 am, Clocky wrote:
> On 10/03/2022 4:02 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 10/03/2022 3:17 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>> On 10/03/2022 4:07 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>> On 10/03/2022 11:22 am, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>> On 18/2/22 (and unlike clocky the date is correct) clocky posted
>>>>>
>>>>> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino, select
>>>>> the libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit program.
>>>>> Literally anyone can do that."
>>>>>
>>>>> So now it is time for him to put his talents such as they are
>>>>> where his mouth is. Its a simple task, make a speedometer that
>>>>> runs from GPS. It must display current speed of course, but that
>>>>> is so simple that felix could do it in BASIC on his Mac, so, in
>>>>> addition, it has to display average speed. The current average
>>>>> speed needs to be continuously displayed starting when a button is
>>>>> pressed (the button press also resets any average speed displayed
>>>>> up to that point). Extra points for displaying current time, time
>>>>> and distance that the average speed is calculated over, but don't
>>>>> make the display crowded and unreadable.
>>>>>
>>>>> The whole thing has to be small enough to the fitted in or on top
>>>>> of the dashboard, and be a single unit, the display has to be
>>>>> clear enough to be read while concentrating on driving. Probably a
>>>>> 3.5" 380x320 display is the sweet spot.
>>>>>
>>>>> The code has to be readable and compilable, and provided in source
>>>>> form so that it can be inspected and tested.
>>>>>
>>>>> Since anybody can do that, I would expect that as a licenced and
>>>>> qualified mechanic, holder of a certificate in electronics, well
>>>>> renowned vintage computer dealer you will have no trouble doing it
>>>>> in say a month. In fact, since anybody can do it anybody who wants
>>>>> to have a go is welcome, felix included.
>>>>
>>>> Are you asking for a quote?
>>>>
>>>
>>> hahahaha!
>>>
>> "Clocky is a fake" there's a quote for you.
>
> LOL, keith, mate... you seem to have a very high opinion of yourself
> as a programmer - so successful and highly paid that you could afford
> such prestige vehicles as a Cordia Turbo and Miata. You must have been
> ace to be able to afford those two  examples of motoring
> excellence...  :-)

he claims he worked at NASA as a programmer but has no formal
qualifications, and was in a senior position there, iirc. can you
imagine what the competition to be employed at NASA would be like? they
would only be interested in the very best and brightest; the most
qualified and capable. me thinketh that maybe, just maybe, something is
rotten in Denmark! :)

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FUCK PUTIN!!

"His opinions have been crushed into insignificant dust by
the enormous weight of his lies"- Alvey on the Fraudster
"He came, he saw, he got pummelled" - Alvey on Keefy
"What a pair! Not a single word of rebuttal or reason,
just cretinous abuse" - Alvey on jonz and noddy
"His self serving ego pumping comments just read
like witless wankery"- Clocky on Keefy
"your opinion isn't worth 2 knobs of goat shit"- Xeno on Grubby Tech
"You cannot turn Darren's lies into the truth by attempting to *discredit*
what *I* say. You just make yourself look more of a dick"- Xeno to Grubby Tech

On 11/3/22 10:21, Yosemite Sam wrote:
> On 10/03/2022 4:43 pm, Clocky wrote:
>> On 10/03/2022 1:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>> On 10/03/2022 4:25 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>> On 10/03/2022 12:10 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>> On 10/03/2022 2:22 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>> On 18/2/22 (and unlike clocky the date is correct) clocky posted
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino, select
>>>>>> the libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit program.
>>>>>> Literally anyone can do that."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So now it is time for him to put his talents such as they are
>>>>>> where his mouth is. Its a simple task, make a speedometer that
>>>>>> runs from GPS. It must display current speed of course, but that
>>>>>> is so simple that felix could do it in BASIC on his Mac, so, in
>>>>>> addition, it has to display average speed. The current average
>>>>>> speed needs to be continuously displayed starting when a button is
>>>>>> pressed (the button press also resets any average speed displayed
>>>>>> up to that point). Extra points for displaying current time, time
>>>>>> and distance that the average speed is calculated over, but don't
>>>>>> make the display crowded and unreadable.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The whole thing has to be small enough to the fitted in or on top
>>>>>> of the dashboard, and be a single unit, the display has to be
>>>>>> clear enough to be read while concentrating on driving. Probably a
>>>>>> 3.5" 380x320 display is the sweet spot.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The code has to be readable and compilable, and provided in source
>>>>>> form so that it can be inspected and tested.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Since anybody can do that, I would expect that as a licenced and
>>>>>> qualified mechanic, holder of a certificate in electronics, well
>>>>>> renowned vintage computer dealer you will have no trouble doing it
>>>>>> in say a month. In fact, since anybody can do it anybody who wants
>>>>>> to have a go is welcome, felix included.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> so you want Clocky to work for a month just to prove something to
>>>>> you? Clocky should charge you $75 an hour then, the price you
>>>>> quoted me for computer problem diagnostics.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> keith is acting *very* weird and it's getting worse.
>>>>
>>>
>>> maybe he's been sniffing too much of the glue they use at the
>>> Aviation museum?
>>>
>>>
>>
>> I can imagine keith sitting in the corner of the museum with a Reflex
>> 500 sheet pack of A4 and a pot of Clag to keep him busy.
>>
>
> do they still use Clag in schools these days?
>
>
Long gone. Yuhu (sp?) glue sticks were all the rage last time I was
involved in a school.

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On 11/03/2022 7:21 am, Yosemite Sam wrote:
> On 10/03/2022 4:43 pm, Clocky wrote:
>> On 10/03/2022 1:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>> On 10/03/2022 4:25 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>> On 10/03/2022 12:10 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>> On 10/03/2022 2:22 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>> On 18/2/22 (and unlike clocky the date is correct) clocky posted
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino, select
>>>>>> the libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit program.
>>>>>> Literally anyone can do that."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So now it is time for him to put his talents such as they are
>>>>>> where his mouth is. Its a simple task, make a speedometer that
>>>>>> runs from GPS. It must display current speed of course, but that
>>>>>> is so simple that felix could do it in BASIC on his Mac, so, in
>>>>>> addition, it has to display average speed. The current average
>>>>>> speed needs to be continuously displayed starting when a button is
>>>>>> pressed (the button press also resets any average speed displayed
>>>>>> up to that point). Extra points for displaying current time, time
>>>>>> and distance that the average speed is calculated over, but don't
>>>>>> make the display crowded and unreadable.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The whole thing has to be small enough to the fitted in or on top
>>>>>> of the dashboard, and be a single unit, the display has to be
>>>>>> clear enough to be read while concentrating on driving. Probably a
>>>>>> 3.5" 380x320 display is the sweet spot.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The code has to be readable and compilable, and provided in source
>>>>>> form so that it can be inspected and tested.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Since anybody can do that, I would expect that as a licenced and
>>>>>> qualified mechanic, holder of a certificate in electronics, well
>>>>>> renowned vintage computer dealer you will have no trouble doing it
>>>>>> in say a month. In fact, since anybody can do it anybody who wants
>>>>>> to have a go is welcome, felix included.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> so you want Clocky to work for a month just to prove something to
>>>>> you? Clocky should charge you $75 an hour then, the price you
>>>>> quoted me for computer problem diagnostics.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> keith is acting *very* weird and it's getting worse.
>>>>
>>>
>>> maybe he's been sniffing too much of the glue they use at the
>>> Aviation museum?
>>>
>>>
>>
>> I can imagine keith sitting in the corner of the museum with a Reflex
>> 500 sheet pack of A4 and a pot of Clag to keep him busy.
>>
>
> do they still use Clag in schools these days?
>
>

Yep, though not necessarily in the pots with the brush as there are more
options.

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keith on the 7 Oct 2021 wrote;
"He asserts that the claim is true, so, if
it is unproven, he is lying."

On 11/03/2022 9:01 am, Xeno wrote:
> On 11/3/22 10:21, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>> On 10/03/2022 4:43 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>> On 10/03/2022 1:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>> On 10/03/2022 4:25 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>> On 10/03/2022 12:10 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>>> On 10/03/2022 2:22 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>> On 18/2/22 (and unlike clocky the date is correct) clocky posted
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino, select
>>>>>>> the libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit program.
>>>>>>> Literally anyone can do that."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So now it is time for him to put his talents such as they are
>>>>>>> where his mouth is. Its a simple task, make a speedometer that
>>>>>>> runs from GPS. It must display current speed of course, but that
>>>>>>> is so simple that felix could do it in BASIC on his Mac, so, in
>>>>>>> addition, it has to display average speed. The current average
>>>>>>> speed needs to be continuously displayed starting when a button
>>>>>>> is pressed (the button press also resets any average speed
>>>>>>> displayed up to that point). Extra points for displaying current
>>>>>>> time, time and distance that the average speed is calculated
>>>>>>> over, but don't make the display crowded and unreadable.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The whole thing has to be small enough to the fitted in or on top
>>>>>>> of the dashboard, and be a single unit, the display has to be
>>>>>>> clear enough to be read while concentrating on driving. Probably
>>>>>>> a 3.5" 380x320 display is the sweet spot.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The code has to be readable and compilable, and provided in
>>>>>>> source form so that it can be inspected and tested.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Since anybody can do that, I would expect that as a licenced and
>>>>>>> qualified mechanic, holder of a certificate in electronics, well
>>>>>>> renowned vintage computer dealer you will have no trouble doing
>>>>>>> it in say a month. In fact, since anybody can do it anybody who
>>>>>>> wants to have a go is welcome, felix included.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> so you want Clocky to work for a month just to prove something to
>>>>>> you? Clocky should charge you $75 an hour then, the price you
>>>>>> quoted me for computer problem diagnostics.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> keith is acting *very* weird and it's getting worse.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> maybe he's been sniffing too much of the glue they use at the
>>>> Aviation museum?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> I can imagine keith sitting in the corner of the museum with a Reflex
>>> 500 sheet pack of A4 and a pot of Clag to keep him busy.
>>>
>>
>> do they still use Clag in schools these days?
>>
>>
> Long gone. Yuhu (sp?) glue sticks were all the rage last time I was
> involved in a school.
>

Long gone my arse. Still sold and used in schools.

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keith on the 7 Oct 2021 wrote;
"He asserts that the claim is true, so, if
it is unproven, he is lying."

On 11/3/22 12:18, Clocky wrote:
> On 11/03/2022 9:01 am, Xeno wrote:
>> On 11/3/22 10:21, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>> On 10/03/2022 4:43 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>> On 10/03/2022 1:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>> On 10/03/2022 4:25 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>> On 10/03/2022 12:10 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>>>> On 10/03/2022 2:22 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 18/2/22 (and unlike clocky the date is correct) clocky posted
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino, select
>>>>>>>> the libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit program.
>>>>>>>> Literally anyone can do that."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> So now it is time for him to put his talents such as they are
>>>>>>>> where his mouth is. Its a simple task, make a speedometer that
>>>>>>>> runs from GPS. It must display current speed of course, but that
>>>>>>>> is so simple that felix could do it in BASIC on his Mac, so, in
>>>>>>>> addition, it has to display average speed. The current average
>>>>>>>> speed needs to be continuously displayed starting when a button
>>>>>>>> is pressed (the button press also resets any average speed
>>>>>>>> displayed up to that point). Extra points for displaying current
>>>>>>>> time, time and distance that the average speed is calculated
>>>>>>>> over, but don't make the display crowded and unreadable.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The whole thing has to be small enough to the fitted in or on
>>>>>>>> top of the dashboard, and be a single unit, the display has to
>>>>>>>> be clear enough to be read while concentrating on driving.
>>>>>>>> Probably a 3.5" 380x320 display is the sweet spot.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The code has to be readable and compilable, and provided in
>>>>>>>> source form so that it can be inspected and tested.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Since anybody can do that, I would expect that as a licenced and
>>>>>>>> qualified mechanic, holder of a certificate in electronics, well
>>>>>>>> renowned vintage computer dealer you will have no trouble doing
>>>>>>>> it in say a month. In fact, since anybody can do it anybody who
>>>>>>>> wants to have a go is welcome, felix included.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> so you want Clocky to work for a month just to prove something to
>>>>>>> you? Clocky should charge you $75 an hour then, the price you
>>>>>>> quoted me for computer problem diagnostics.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> keith is acting *very* weird and it's getting worse.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> maybe he's been sniffing too much of the glue they use at the
>>>>> Aviation museum?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I can imagine keith sitting in the corner of the museum with a
>>>> Reflex 500 sheet pack of A4 and a pot of Clag to keep him busy.
>>>>
>>>
>>> do they still use Clag in schools these days?
>>>
>>>
>> Long gone. Yuhu (sp?) glue sticks were all the rage last time I was
>> involved in a school.
>>
>
> Long gone my arse. Still sold and used in schools.
>
> tinyurl.com/537ktwaf
>
Maybe in *Primary Schools*. At the college, *Glu Sticks* were in common
usage. Note, I haven't been anywhere near a primary school since I was a
primary school student. That was a long time ago.

--
Xeno

On 11/03/2022 9:30 am, Xeno wrote:
> On 11/3/22 12:18, Clocky wrote:
>> On 11/03/2022 9:01 am, Xeno wrote:
>>> On 11/3/22 10:21, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>> On 10/03/2022 4:43 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>> On 10/03/2022 1:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>>> On 10/03/2022 4:25 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>>> On 10/03/2022 12:10 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 10/03/2022 2:22 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 18/2/22 (and unlike clocky the date is correct) clocky posted
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino, select
>>>>>>>>> the libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit program.
>>>>>>>>> Literally anyone can do that."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> So now it is time for him to put his talents such as they are
>>>>>>>>> where his mouth is. Its a simple task, make a speedometer that
>>>>>>>>> runs from GPS. It must display current speed of course, but
>>>>>>>>> that is so simple that felix could do it in BASIC on his Mac,
>>>>>>>>> so, in addition, it has to display average speed. The current
>>>>>>>>> average speed needs to be continuously displayed starting when
>>>>>>>>> a button is pressed (the button press also resets any average
>>>>>>>>> speed displayed up to that point). Extra points for displaying
>>>>>>>>> current time, time and distance that the average speed is
>>>>>>>>> calculated over, but don't make the display crowded and
>>>>>>>>> unreadable.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The whole thing has to be small enough to the fitted in or on
>>>>>>>>> top of the dashboard, and be a single unit, the display has to
>>>>>>>>> be clear enough to be read while concentrating on driving.
>>>>>>>>> Probably a 3.5" 380x320 display is the sweet spot.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The code has to be readable and compilable, and provided in
>>>>>>>>> source form so that it can be inspected and tested.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Since anybody can do that, I would expect that as a licenced
>>>>>>>>> and qualified mechanic, holder of a certificate in electronics,
>>>>>>>>> well renowned vintage computer dealer you will have no trouble
>>>>>>>>> doing it in say a month. In fact, since anybody can do it
>>>>>>>>> anybody who wants to have a go is welcome, felix included.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> so you want Clocky to work for a month just to prove something
>>>>>>>> to you? Clocky should charge you $75 an hour then, the price you
>>>>>>>> quoted me for computer problem diagnostics.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> keith is acting *very* weird and it's getting worse.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> maybe he's been sniffing too much of the glue they use at the
>>>>>> Aviation museum?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I can imagine keith sitting in the corner of the museum with a
>>>>> Reflex 500 sheet pack of A4 and a pot of Clag to keep him busy.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> do they still use Clag in schools these days?
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Long gone. Yuhu (sp?) glue sticks were all the rage last time I was
>>> involved in a school.
>>>
>>
>> Long gone my arse. Still sold and used in schools.
>>
>> tinyurl.com/537ktwaf
>>
> Maybe in *Primary Schools*. At the college,

That's a college. Primary and high schools are *schools*.

felix asked "do they still use Clag in schools these days?"

You said they were "long gone". Clag is not only not "long gone" it is
also still widely used in *schools*.

--
keith on the 7 Oct 2021 wrote;
"He asserts that the claim is true, so, if
it is unproven, he is lying."

On 11/3/22 12:16, Clocky wrote:
> On 11/03/2022 7:21 am, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>> On 10/03/2022 4:43 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>> On 10/03/2022 1:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>> On 10/03/2022 4:25 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>> On 10/03/2022 12:10 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>>> On 10/03/2022 2:22 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>> On 18/2/22 (and unlike clocky the date is correct) clocky posted
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino, select
>>>>>>> the libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit program.
>>>>>>> Literally anyone can do that."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So now it is time for him to put his talents such as they are
>>>>>>> where his mouth is. Its a simple task, make a speedometer that
>>>>>>> runs from GPS. It must display current speed of course, but that
>>>>>>> is so simple that felix could do it in BASIC on his Mac, so, in
>>>>>>> addition, it has to display average speed. The current average
>>>>>>> speed needs to be continuously displayed starting when a button
>>>>>>> is pressed (the button press also resets any average speed
>>>>>>> displayed up to that point). Extra points for displaying current
>>>>>>> time, time and distance that the average speed is calculated
>>>>>>> over, but don't make the display crowded and unreadable.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The whole thing has to be small enough to the fitted in or on top
>>>>>>> of the dashboard, and be a single unit, the display has to be
>>>>>>> clear enough to be read while concentrating on driving. Probably
>>>>>>> a 3.5" 380x320 display is the sweet spot.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The code has to be readable and compilable, and provided in
>>>>>>> source form so that it can be inspected and tested.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Since anybody can do that, I would expect that as a licenced and
>>>>>>> qualified mechanic, holder of a certificate in electronics, well
>>>>>>> renowned vintage computer dealer you will have no trouble doing
>>>>>>> it in say a month. In fact, since anybody can do it anybody who
>>>>>>> wants to have a go is welcome, felix included.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> so you want Clocky to work for a month just to prove something to
>>>>>> you? Clocky should charge you $75 an hour then, the price you
>>>>>> quoted me for computer problem diagnostics.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> keith is acting *very* weird and it's getting worse.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> maybe he's been sniffing too much of the glue they use at the
>>>> Aviation museum?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> I can imagine keith sitting in the corner of the museum with a Reflex
>>> 500 sheet pack of A4 and a pot of Clag to keep him busy.
>>>
>>
>> do they still use Clag in schools these days?
>>
>>
>
> Yep, though not necessarily in the pots with the brush as there are more
> options.

Well, yes, as I said, the Yuhu Stick. Clag, the company, make a similar
product but it is nothing like the clag paste in the pot.
>
> tinyurl.com/537ktwaf
>

--
Xeno

On 11/3/22 12:46, Clocky wrote:
> On 11/03/2022 9:30 am, Xeno wrote:
>> On 11/3/22 12:18, Clocky wrote:
>>> On 11/03/2022 9:01 am, Xeno wrote:
>>>> On 11/3/22 10:21, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>> On 10/03/2022 4:43 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>> On 10/03/2022 1:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>>>> On 10/03/2022 4:25 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 10/03/2022 12:10 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 10/03/2022 2:22 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 18/2/22 (and unlike clocky the date is correct) clocky posted
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino,
>>>>>>>>>> select the libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit
>>>>>>>>>> program. Literally anyone can do that."
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> So now it is time for him to put his talents such as they are
>>>>>>>>>> where his mouth is. Its a simple task, make a speedometer that
>>>>>>>>>> runs from GPS. It must display current speed of course, but
>>>>>>>>>> that is so simple that felix could do it in BASIC on his Mac,
>>>>>>>>>> so, in addition, it has to display average speed. The current
>>>>>>>>>> average speed needs to be continuously displayed starting when
>>>>>>>>>> a button is pressed (the button press also resets any average
>>>>>>>>>> speed displayed up to that point). Extra points for displaying
>>>>>>>>>> current time, time and distance that the average speed is
>>>>>>>>>> calculated over, but don't make the display crowded and
>>>>>>>>>> unreadable.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> The whole thing has to be small enough to the fitted in or on
>>>>>>>>>> top of the dashboard, and be a single unit, the display has to
>>>>>>>>>> be clear enough to be read while concentrating on driving.
>>>>>>>>>> Probably a 3.5" 380x320 display is the sweet spot.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> The code has to be readable and compilable, and provided in
>>>>>>>>>> source form so that it can be inspected and tested.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Since anybody can do that, I would expect that as a licenced
>>>>>>>>>> and qualified mechanic, holder of a certificate in
>>>>>>>>>> electronics, well renowned vintage computer dealer you will
>>>>>>>>>> have no trouble doing it in say a month. In fact, since
>>>>>>>>>> anybody can do it anybody who wants to have a go is welcome,
>>>>>>>>>> felix included.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> so you want Clocky to work for a month just to prove something
>>>>>>>>> to you? Clocky should charge you $75 an hour then, the price
>>>>>>>>> you quoted me for computer problem diagnostics.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> keith is acting *very* weird and it's getting worse.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> maybe he's been sniffing too much of the glue they use at the
>>>>>>> Aviation museum?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I can imagine keith sitting in the corner of the museum with a
>>>>>> Reflex 500 sheet pack of A4 and a pot of Clag to keep him busy.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> do they still use Clag in schools these days?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Long gone. Yuhu (sp?) glue sticks were all the rage last time I was
>>>> involved in a school.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Long gone my arse. Still sold and used in schools.
>>>
>>> tinyurl.com/537ktwaf
>>>
>> Maybe in *Primary Schools*. At the college,
>
> That's a college. Primary and high schools are *schools*.
>
> felix asked "do they still use Clag in schools these days?"
>
> You said they were "long gone". Clag is not only not "long gone" it is
> also still widely used in *schools*.
>
But, if you recall, my fist teaching assignment, and my first posting,
was at Sunshine Secondary Technical School. The old potted clag wasn't
used there either.

--
Xeno

On 11/03/2022 10:51 am, Xeno wrote:
> On 11/3/22 12:46, Clocky wrote:
>> On 11/03/2022 9:30 am, Xeno wrote:
>>> On 11/3/22 12:18, Clocky wrote:
>>>> On 11/03/2022 9:01 am, Xeno wrote:
>>>>> On 11/3/22 10:21, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>>> On 10/03/2022 4:43 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>>> On 10/03/2022 1:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 10/03/2022 4:25 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 10/03/2022 12:10 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 10/03/2022 2:22 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On 18/2/22 (and unlike clocky the date is correct) clocky posted
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino,
>>>>>>>>>>> select the libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit
>>>>>>>>>>> program. Literally anyone can do that."
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> So now it is time for him to put his talents such as they are
>>>>>>>>>>> where his mouth is. Its a simple task, make a speedometer
>>>>>>>>>>> that runs from GPS. It must display current speed of course,
>>>>>>>>>>> but that is so simple that felix could do it in BASIC on his
>>>>>>>>>>> Mac, so, in addition, it has to display average speed. The
>>>>>>>>>>> current average speed needs to be continuously displayed
>>>>>>>>>>> starting when a button is pressed (the button press also
>>>>>>>>>>> resets any average speed displayed up to that point). Extra
>>>>>>>>>>> points for displaying current time, time and distance that
>>>>>>>>>>> the average speed is calculated over, but don't make the
>>>>>>>>>>> display crowded and unreadable.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The whole thing has to be small enough to the fitted in or on
>>>>>>>>>>> top of the dashboard, and be a single unit, the display has
>>>>>>>>>>> to be clear enough to be read while concentrating on driving.
>>>>>>>>>>> Probably a 3.5" 380x320 display is the sweet spot.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The code has to be readable and compilable, and provided in
>>>>>>>>>>> source form so that it can be inspected and tested.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Since anybody can do that, I would expect that as a licenced
>>>>>>>>>>> and qualified mechanic, holder of a certificate in
>>>>>>>>>>> electronics, well renowned vintage computer dealer you will
>>>>>>>>>>> have no trouble doing it in say a month. In fact, since
>>>>>>>>>>> anybody can do it anybody who wants to have a go is welcome,
>>>>>>>>>>> felix included.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> so you want Clocky to work for a month just to prove something
>>>>>>>>>> to you? Clocky should charge you $75 an hour then, the price
>>>>>>>>>> you quoted me for computer problem diagnostics.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> keith is acting *very* weird and it's getting worse.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> maybe he's been sniffing too much of the glue they use at the
>>>>>>>> Aviation museum?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I can imagine keith sitting in the corner of the museum with a
>>>>>>> Reflex 500 sheet pack of A4 and a pot of Clag to keep him busy.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> do they still use Clag in schools these days?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> Long gone. Yuhu (sp?) glue sticks were all the rage last time I was
>>>>> involved in a school.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Long gone my arse. Still sold and used in schools.
>>>>
>>>> tinyurl.com/537ktwaf
>>>>
>>> Maybe in *Primary Schools*. At the college,
>>
>> That's a college. Primary and high schools are *schools*.
>>
>> felix asked "do they still use Clag in schools these days?"
>>
>> You said they were "long gone". Clag is not only not "long gone" it is
>> also still widely used in *schools*.
>>
> But, if you recall, my fist teaching assignment, and my first posting,
> was at Sunshine Secondary Technical School. The old potted clag wasn't
> used there either.
>

Irrelevant. The question wasn't about you.

--
keith on the 7 Oct 2021 wrote;
"He asserts that the claim is true, so, if
it is unproven, he is lying."

On 11/03/2022 10:47 am, Xeno wrote:
> On 11/3/22 12:16, Clocky wrote:
>> On 11/03/2022 7:21 am, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>> On 10/03/2022 4:43 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>> On 10/03/2022 1:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>> On 10/03/2022 4:25 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>>> On 10/03/2022 12:10 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>>>> On 10/03/2022 2:22 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 18/2/22 (and unlike clocky the date is correct) clocky posted
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino, select
>>>>>>>> the libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit program.
>>>>>>>> Literally anyone can do that."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> So now it is time for him to put his talents such as they are
>>>>>>>> where his mouth is. Its a simple task, make a speedometer that
>>>>>>>> runs from GPS. It must display current speed of course, but that
>>>>>>>> is so simple that felix could do it in BASIC on his Mac, so, in
>>>>>>>> addition, it has to display average speed. The current average
>>>>>>>> speed needs to be continuously displayed starting when a button
>>>>>>>> is pressed (the button press also resets any average speed
>>>>>>>> displayed up to that point). Extra points for displaying current
>>>>>>>> time, time and distance that the average speed is calculated
>>>>>>>> over, but don't make the display crowded and unreadable.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The whole thing has to be small enough to the fitted in or on
>>>>>>>> top of the dashboard, and be a single unit, the display has to
>>>>>>>> be clear enough to be read while concentrating on driving.
>>>>>>>> Probably a 3.5" 380x320 display is the sweet spot.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The code has to be readable and compilable, and provided in
>>>>>>>> source form so that it can be inspected and tested.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Since anybody can do that, I would expect that as a licenced and
>>>>>>>> qualified mechanic, holder of a certificate in electronics, well
>>>>>>>> renowned vintage computer dealer you will have no trouble doing
>>>>>>>> it in say a month. In fact, since anybody can do it anybody who
>>>>>>>> wants to have a go is welcome, felix included.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> so you want Clocky to work for a month just to prove something to
>>>>>>> you? Clocky should charge you $75 an hour then, the price you
>>>>>>> quoted me for computer problem diagnostics.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> keith is acting *very* weird and it's getting worse.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> maybe he's been sniffing too much of the glue they use at the
>>>>> Aviation museum?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I can imagine keith sitting in the corner of the museum with a
>>>> Reflex 500 sheet pack of A4 and a pot of Clag to keep him busy.
>>>>
>>>
>>> do they still use Clag in schools these days?
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Yep, though not necessarily in the pots with the brush as there are
>> more options.
>
> Well, yes, as I said, the Yuhu Stick. Clag, the company, make a similar
> product but it is nothing like the clag paste in the pot.

The clag in the pot is right there on that fucking page.

tinyurl.com/537ktwaf

Same as it always was and still used in schools around Australia. Why do
you think you can buy it in bulk by the bucket load?

tinyurl.com/537ktwaf

Jesus wept...

--
keith on the 7 Oct 2021 wrote;
"He asserts that the claim is true, so, if
it is unproven, he is lying."

On Friday, 11 March 2022 at 01:37:43 UTC+11, Clocky wrote:
> On 10/03/2022 3:51 pm, keithr0 wrote:
> > On 10/03/2022 3:09 pm, Clocky wrote:
> >> On 10/03/2022 12:13 pm, keithr0 wrote:
> >>> On 10/03/2022 2:10 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
> >>>> On 10/03/2022 2:22 pm, keithr0 wrote:
> >>>>> On 18/2/22 (and unlike clocky the date is correct) clocky posted
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino, select the
> >>>>> libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit program. Literally
> >>>>> anyone can do that."
> >>>>>
> >>>>> So now it is time for him to put his talents such as they are where
> >>>>> his mouth is. Its a simple task, make a speedometer that runs from
> >>>>> GPS. It must display current speed of course, but that is so simple
> >>>>> that felix could do it in BASIC on his Mac, so, in addition, it has
> >>>>> to display average speed. The current average speed needs to be
> >>>>> continuously displayed starting when a button is pressed (the
> >>>>> button press also resets any average speed displayed up to that
> >>>>> point). Extra points for displaying current time, time and distance
> >>>>> that the average speed is calculated over, but don't make the
> >>>>> display crowded and unreadable.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> The whole thing has to be small enough to the fitted in or on top
> >>>>> of the dashboard, and be a single unit, the display has to be clear
> >>>>> enough to be read while concentrating on driving. Probably a 3.5"
> >>>>> 380x320 display is the sweet spot.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> The code has to be readable and compilable, and provided in source
> >>>>> form so that it can be inspected and tested.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Since anybody can do that, I would expect that as a licenced and
> >>>>> qualified mechanic, holder of a certificate in electronics, well
> >>>>> renowned vintage computer dealer you will have no trouble doing it
> >>>>> in say a month. In fact, since anybody can do it anybody who wants
> >>>>> to have a go is welcome, felix included.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> so you want Clocky to work for a month just to prove something to
> >>>> you? Clocky should charge you $75 an hour then, the price you quoted
> >>>> me for computer problem diagnostics.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>> He is free to decline, but it will prove what a fraud he is.
> >>
> >> How so? All it proves is that you need someone to program an Arduino
> >> for you presumably because you can't do it yourself.
> >
> > Wrong and wrong.
> >
> > !) I've already done it,
> Easy to claim, why don't you prove it?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*YOU* made the claim that:
*ANYONE* can do it.

> I just want to see if your abilities are as big
> > as your mouth
> I've made no specific claims to my abilities. I described a process that
> works for countless people programming an Arduino. Many of them novices,
> like me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*anyone can do it* sez U..Now yer replying in alveykrypsis style..
Led with yer chin and now running away. *TYPICAL*

> > 2) I didn't use an Arduino or the Arduino workspace, real programmers
> > don't need to.
> >
> Easy to claim.
> > You're just looking for a way to crawl out.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Hahaha, yep, he sure is.. Pfffftttt.
> >
> There is nothing to crawl out of since I've made no specific claims to
> *my* programming ability. You claim to be a "programmer" but I haven't
> seen any examples of your code or proof that you are. Since therefore it
> is unproven... well, see below.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
C`mon ms mealy mouth you can do better than that!!. (can`t ya?)

> --
> keith on the 7 Oct 2021 wrote;
> "He asserts that the claim is true, so, if
> it is unproven, he is lying."

On 11/03/2022 12:16 pm, Clocky wrote:
> On 11/03/2022 7:21 am, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>> On 10/03/2022 4:43 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>> On 10/03/2022 1:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>> On 10/03/2022 4:25 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>> On 10/03/2022 12:10 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>>> On 10/03/2022 2:22 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>> On 18/2/22 (and unlike clocky the date is correct) clocky posted
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino, select
>>>>>>> the libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit program.
>>>>>>> Literally anyone can do that."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So now it is time for him to put his talents such as they are
>>>>>>> where his mouth is. Its a simple task, make a speedometer that
>>>>>>> runs from GPS. It must display current speed of course, but that
>>>>>>> is so simple that felix could do it in BASIC on his Mac, so, in
>>>>>>> addition, it has to display average speed. The current average
>>>>>>> speed needs to be continuously displayed starting when a button
>>>>>>> is pressed (the button press also resets any average speed
>>>>>>> displayed up to that point). Extra points for displaying current
>>>>>>> time, time and distance that the average speed is calculated
>>>>>>> over, but don't make the display crowded and unreadable.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The whole thing has to be small enough to the fitted in or on
>>>>>>> top of the dashboard, and be a single unit, the display has to
>>>>>>> be clear enough to be read while concentrating on driving.
>>>>>>> Probably a 3.5" 380x320 display is the sweet spot.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The code has to be readable and compilable, and provided in
>>>>>>> source form so that it can be inspected and tested.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Since anybody can do that, I would expect that as a licenced and
>>>>>>> qualified mechanic, holder of a certificate in electronics, well
>>>>>>> renowned vintage computer dealer you will have no trouble doing
>>>>>>> it in say a month. In fact, since anybody can do it anybody who
>>>>>>> wants to have a go is welcome, felix included.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> so you want Clocky to work for a month just to prove something to
>>>>>> you? Clocky should charge you $75 an hour then, the price you
>>>>>> quoted me for computer problem diagnostics.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> keith is acting *very* weird and it's getting worse.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> maybe he's been sniffing too much of the glue they use at the
>>>> Aviation museum?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> I can imagine keith sitting in the corner of the museum with a
>>> Reflex 500 sheet pack of A4 and a pot of Clag to keep him busy.
>>>
>>
>> do they still use Clag in schools these days?
>>
>>
>
> Yep, though not necessarily in the pots with the brush as there are
> more options.
>
> tinyurl.com/537ktwaf
>

when we were using clag in the jar with the brush, it got really messy,
didn't it. I remember there was an aluminum top that you pushed the
brush through after you removed the cork from the bottle.

--
https://tinyurl.com/Yosemite-Sam

FUCK PUTIN!!

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just cretinous abuse" - Alvey on jonz and noddy
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On 11/03/2022 12:37 am, Clocky wrote:
> On 10/03/2022 3:51 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 10/03/2022 3:09 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>> On 10/03/2022 12:13 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>> On 10/03/2022 2:10 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>> On 10/03/2022 2:22 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>> On 18/2/22 (and unlike clocky the date is correct) clocky posted
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino, select
>>>>>> the libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit program.
>>>>>> Literally anyone can do that."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So now it is time for him to put his talents such as they are
>>>>>> where his mouth is. Its a simple task, make a speedometer that
>>>>>> runs from GPS. It must display current speed of course, but that
>>>>>> is so simple that felix could do it in BASIC on his Mac, so, in
>>>>>> addition, it has to display average speed. The current average
>>>>>> speed needs to be continuously displayed starting when a button is
>>>>>> pressed (the button press also resets any average speed displayed
>>>>>> up to that point). Extra points for displaying current time, time
>>>>>> and distance that the average speed is calculated over, but don't
>>>>>> make the display crowded and unreadable.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The whole thing has to be small enough to the fitted in or on top
>>>>>> of the dashboard, and be a single unit, the display has to be
>>>>>> clear enough to be read while concentrating on driving. Probably a
>>>>>> 3.5" 380x320 display is the sweet spot.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The code has to be readable and compilable, and provided in source
>>>>>> form so that it can be inspected and tested.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Since anybody can do that, I would expect that as a licenced and
>>>>>> qualified mechanic, holder of a certificate in electronics, well
>>>>>> renowned vintage computer dealer you will have no trouble doing it
>>>>>> in say a month. In fact, since anybody can do it anybody who wants
>>>>>> to have a go is welcome, felix included.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> so you want Clocky to work for a month just to prove something to
>>>>> you? Clocky should charge you $75 an hour then, the price you
>>>>> quoted me for computer problem diagnostics.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> He is free to decline, but it will prove what a fraud he is.
>>>
>>> How so? All it proves is that you need someone to program an Arduino
>>> for you presumably because you can't do it yourself.
>>
>> Wrong and wrong.
>>
>> !) I've already done it,
>
> Easy to claim, why don't you prove it?

I'll show you mine when you show me yours

> I just want to see if your abilities are as big
>> as your mouth
>
> I've made no specific claims to my abilities. I described a process that
> works for countless people programming an Arduino. Many of them novices,
> like me.
>
>> 2) I didn't use an Arduino or the Arduino workspace, real programmers
>> don't need to.
>>
>
> Easy to claim.

Easy to do

>> You're just looking for a way to crawl out.
>>
>
> There is nothing to crawl out of since I've made no specific claims to
> *my* programming ability. You claim to be a "programmer" but I haven't
> seen any examples of your code or proof that you are. Since therefore it
> is unproven... well, see below.

"What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino, select
the libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit program.
Literally anyone can do that."

That was your statement, you're just being asked to prove it. If anybody
can then it follows that you should be able to. If you want to withdraw
that statement, then you don't have to prove anything.

On 11/03/2022 12:42 am, Clocky wrote:
> On 10/03/2022 3:55 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 10/03/2022 3:43 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>> On 10/03/2022 1:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>> On 10/03/2022 4:25 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>> On 10/03/2022 12:10 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>>> On 10/03/2022 2:22 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>> On 18/2/22 (and unlike clocky the date is correct) clocky posted
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino, select
>>>>>>> the libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit program.
>>>>>>> Literally anyone can do that."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So now it is time for him to put his talents such as they are
>>>>>>> where his mouth is. Its a simple task, make a speedometer that
>>>>>>> runs from GPS. It must display current speed of course, but that
>>>>>>> is so simple that felix could do it in BASIC on his Mac, so, in
>>>>>>> addition, it has to display average speed. The current average
>>>>>>> speed needs to be continuously displayed starting when a button
>>>>>>> is pressed (the button press also resets any average speed
>>>>>>> displayed up to that point). Extra points for displaying current
>>>>>>> time, time and distance that the average speed is calculated
>>>>>>> over, but don't make the display crowded and unreadable.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The whole thing has to be small enough to the fitted in or on top
>>>>>>> of the dashboard, and be a single unit, the display has to be
>>>>>>> clear enough to be read while concentrating on driving. Probably
>>>>>>> a 3.5" 380x320 display is the sweet spot.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The code has to be readable and compilable, and provided in
>>>>>>> source form so that it can be inspected and tested.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Since anybody can do that, I would expect that as a licenced and
>>>>>>> qualified mechanic, holder of a certificate in electronics, well
>>>>>>> renowned vintage computer dealer you will have no trouble doing
>>>>>>> it in say a month. In fact, since anybody can do it anybody who
>>>>>>> wants to have a go is welcome, felix included.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> so you want Clocky to work for a month just to prove something to
>>>>>> you? Clocky should charge you $75 an hour then, the price you
>>>>>> quoted me for computer problem diagnostics.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> keith is acting *very* weird and it's getting worse.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> maybe he's been sniffing too much of the glue they use at the
>>>> Aviation museum?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> I can imagine keith sitting in the corner of the museum with a Reflex
>>> 500 sheet pack of A4 and a pot of Clag to keep him busy.
>>>
>> And you're calling me weird? It looks like you've got a totally warped
>> mind.
>
> I'm not the one setting absurd challenges you humourless dimwit.
>
Nothing absurd about it, your claim that anybody could do it, OTOH was.

On 10/03/2022 6:57 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
> On 10/03/2022 6:54 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 10/03/2022 3:28 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>> On 10/03/2022 4:25 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>> On 10/03/2022 12:10 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>> On 10/03/2022 2:22 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>> On 18/2/22 (and unlike clocky the date is correct) clocky posted
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino, select
>>>>>> the libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit program.
>>>>>> Literally anyone can do that."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So now it is time for him to put his talents such as they are
>>>>>> where his mouth is. Its a simple task, make a speedometer that
>>>>>> runs from GPS. It must display current speed of course, but that
>>>>>> is so simple that felix could do it in BASIC on his Mac, so, in
>>>>>> addition, it has to display average speed. The current average
>>>>>> speed needs to be continuously displayed starting when a button is
>>>>>> pressed (the button press also resets any average speed displayed
>>>>>> up to that point). Extra points for displaying current time, time
>>>>>> and distance that the average speed is calculated over, but don't
>>>>>> make the display crowded and unreadable.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The whole thing has to be small enough to the fitted in or on top
>>>>>> of the dashboard, and be a single unit, the display has to be
>>>>>> clear enough to be read while concentrating on driving. Probably a
>>>>>> 3.5" 380x320 display is the sweet spot.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The code has to be readable and compilable, and provided in source
>>>>>> form so that it can be inspected and tested.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Since anybody can do that, I would expect that as a licenced and
>>>>>> qualified mechanic, holder of a certificate in electronics, well
>>>>>> renowned vintage computer dealer you will have no trouble doing it
>>>>>> in say a month. In fact, since anybody can do it anybody who wants
>>>>>> to have a go is welcome, felix included.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> so you want Clocky to work for a month just to prove something to
>>>>> you? Clocky should charge you $75 an hour then, the price you
>>>>> quoted me for computer problem diagnostics.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> keith is acting *very* weird and it's getting worse.
>>>>
>>>
>>> maybe he's been sniffing too much of the glue they use at the
>>> Aviation museum?
>>
>> Glue? You think that real aircraft are made like models? Modern
>> airlines do use bonded panels, but the old one we have are done
>> properly with bolts and rivets.
>>
>
> don't you have any WW1 bi-planes? :)

Nope, TAVAS at Caboolture airfield do (well replicas at least).

On 10/03/2022 9:05 pm, Noddy wrote:
> On 10/03/2022 9:31 pm, jonz@ nothere.com wrote:
>> On Thursday, 10 March 2022 at 20:53:25 UTC+11, Noddy wrote:
>
>>>>> I'm no friend of Jerky's, and to my mind he *already* proved the
>>>>> limited range of his "electronics knowledge" when I posted the
>>>>> pictures of my distributor's failed logic board and he decided to
>>>>> comment about it, but what you're doing here just makes you look like
>>>>> an *idiot* who needs to get the fuck over himself. For fuck's sake.
>>>>> Demanding people "prove themselves" to you makes you no different to
>>>>> the morons you criticise daily for doing the *exact* same thing.
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>>   Ticky said *Anyone can do it*.. Therefore, "The proof of the pudding
>> is in the eating"
>
> I didn't see all the comment, but I believe Arduino was being discussed
> and if that's the case then anyone *can* do it. I programmed a little
> Arduino logic board to control my vapour blasting cabinet so regular
> momentary contact foot switches where turned into "push on/push off"
> latching switches to control the fan, pump, air solenoid and windscreen
> wiper. The code itself was a pre-written demo but it's not difficult,
> and I modified the basic sample to suit my own particular needs with
> regards to the number of pedals, timing delays and so on.
>
> I was able to get what I wanted out of it and I'm *far* from a
> programmer :) It is not at all difficult. Even if you knew nothing about
> it you could find enough information on the Net to complete Keith's task
> fairly easily which makes the whole exercise completely futile.

If it's that easy then you're welcome to try.

>> Keith is simply *calling his bluff*. Comprende ?
>
> I know exactly what he's doing. He's being a complete flog in thinking
> that he has any right to demand anyone prove themselves to him, and a
> massive hypocrite for doing the very thing he criticises the FLC of doing.
>
>
>>> Good. Call him out as much as you like, but if you think he has any
>>> obligation to dance to whatever tune you feel like playing on your pipe
>>> then you're off your fucking rocker.
>>>
>>> As I said, you need to get over yourself.
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>   Really? how do you come to *that* conclusion?.
>
> Read what I just wrote above. All Keith is managing to show here is that
> he can do a really good impersonation of Alvey.
>
>>      Anyway, Keith set the task, lets see if W. O'T follows thru, or
>> fucks off. (To his rock.)
>
> Keith doesn't get to "set tasks". No one fucked off and left him in charge.
>
>

On 11/03/2022 12:04 am, Clocky wrote:
> On 10/03/2022 4:02 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>> On 10/03/2022 3:17 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>> On 10/03/2022 4:07 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>> On 10/03/2022 11:22 am, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>> On 18/2/22 (and unlike clocky the date is correct) clocky posted
>>>>>
>>>>> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino, select the
>>>>> libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit program. Literally
>>>>> anyone can do that."
>>>>>
>>>>> So now it is time for him to put his talents such as they are where
>>>>> his mouth is. Its a simple task, make a speedometer that runs from
>>>>> GPS. It must display current speed of course, but that is so simple
>>>>> that felix could do it in BASIC on his Mac, so, in addition, it has
>>>>> to display average speed. The current average speed needs to be
>>>>> continuously displayed starting when a button is pressed (the
>>>>> button press also resets any average speed displayed up to that
>>>>> point). Extra points for displaying current time, time and distance
>>>>> that the average speed is calculated over, but don't make the
>>>>> display crowded and unreadable.
>>>>>
>>>>> The whole thing has to be small enough to the fitted in or on top
>>>>> of the dashboard, and be a single unit, the display has to be clear
>>>>> enough to be read while concentrating on driving. Probably a 3.5"
>>>>> 380x320 display is the sweet spot.
>>>>>
>>>>> The code has to be readable and compilable, and provided in source
>>>>> form so that it can be inspected and tested.
>>>>>
>>>>> Since anybody can do that, I would expect that as a licenced and
>>>>> qualified mechanic, holder of a certificate in electronics, well
>>>>> renowned vintage computer dealer you will have no trouble doing it
>>>>> in say a month. In fact, since anybody can do it anybody who wants
>>>>> to have a go is welcome, felix included.
>>>>
>>>> Are you asking for a quote?
>>>>
>>>
>>> hahahaha!
>>>
>> "Clocky is a fake" there's a quote for you.
>
> LOL, keith, mate... you seem to have a very high opinion of yourself as
> a programmer - so successful and highly paid that you could afford such
> prestige vehicles as a Cordia Turbo and Miata. You must have been ace to
> be able to afford those two  examples of motoring excellence...  :-)

Maybe you don't or can't understand, not all of us want to spend money
on expensive cars, the Cordia was fun back in the 80s, the MX-5 is fun
now ( and it's probably worth about double what I paid for it). I choose
to spend my money on things that I like not status symbols.

> So, here's a proposal. Fucking program it yourself. Happy to compile the
> sketch to make sure it actually works once your done. Off you go you
> fucking deluded dickhead.

So after being a failure as a gaslighter, you are admitting that your
contention that anybody can write software is just a whole load of
bullshit. Bit of a failure aren't you?

> Jesus...

Yes my son?

On 11/03/2022 9:27 am, Yosemite Sam wrote:
> On 11/03/2022 1:04 am, Clocky wrote:
>> On 10/03/2022 4:02 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>> On 10/03/2022 3:17 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>> On 10/03/2022 4:07 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>>> On 10/03/2022 11:22 am, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>> On 18/2/22 (and unlike clocky the date is correct) clocky posted
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino, select
>>>>>> the libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit program.
>>>>>> Literally anyone can do that."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So now it is time for him to put his talents such as they are
>>>>>> where his mouth is. Its a simple task, make a speedometer that
>>>>>> runs from GPS. It must display current speed of course, but that
>>>>>> is so simple that felix could do it in BASIC on his Mac, so, in
>>>>>> addition, it has to display average speed. The current average
>>>>>> speed needs to be continuously displayed starting when a button is
>>>>>> pressed (the button press also resets any average speed displayed
>>>>>> up to that point). Extra points for displaying current time, time
>>>>>> and distance that the average speed is calculated over, but don't
>>>>>> make the display crowded and unreadable.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The whole thing has to be small enough to the fitted in or on top
>>>>>> of the dashboard, and be a single unit, the display has to be
>>>>>> clear enough to be read while concentrating on driving. Probably a
>>>>>> 3.5" 380x320 display is the sweet spot.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The code has to be readable and compilable, and provided in source
>>>>>> form so that it can be inspected and tested.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Since anybody can do that, I would expect that as a licenced and
>>>>>> qualified mechanic, holder of a certificate in electronics, well
>>>>>> renowned vintage computer dealer you will have no trouble doing it
>>>>>> in say a month. In fact, since anybody can do it anybody who wants
>>>>>> to have a go is welcome, felix included.
>>>>>
>>>>> Are you asking for a quote?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> hahahaha!
>>>>
>>> "Clocky is a fake" there's a quote for you.
>>
>> LOL, keith, mate... you seem to have a very high opinion of yourself
>> as a programmer - so successful and highly paid that you could afford
>> such prestige vehicles as a Cordia Turbo and Miata. You must have been
>> ace to be able to afford those two  examples of motoring
>> excellence...  :-)
>
>
> he claims he worked at NASA as a programmer but has no formal
> qualifications, and was in a senior position there, iirc. can you
> imagine what the competition to be employed at NASA would be like? they
> would only be interested in the very best and brightest; the most
> qualified and capable. me thinketh that maybe, just maybe, something is
> rotten in Denmark! :)

Wrong as usual felix. I worked for NASA and I worked as a programmer but
I didn't work as a programmer for NASA.
Can you understand that, I'm not sure that it can be put in any simpler
terms than that. You're not really the brightest are you?

https://tinyurl.com/bde2japv

On 11/03/2022 2:25 pm, keithr0 wrote:
> On 11/03/2022 12:37 am, Clocky wrote:
>> On 10/03/2022 3:51 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>> On 10/03/2022 3:09 pm, Clocky wrote:
>>>> On 10/03/2022 12:13 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>> On 10/03/2022 2:10 pm, Yosemite Sam wrote:
>>>>>> On 10/03/2022 2:22 pm, keithr0 wrote:
>>>>>>> On 18/2/22 (and unlike clocky the date is correct) clocky posted
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino, select
>>>>>>> the libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit program.
>>>>>>> Literally anyone can do that."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So now it is time for him to put his talents such as they are
>>>>>>> where his mouth is. Its a simple task, make a speedometer that
>>>>>>> runs from GPS. It must display current speed of course, but that
>>>>>>> is so simple that felix could do it in BASIC on his Mac, so, in
>>>>>>> addition, it has to display average speed. The current average
>>>>>>> speed needs to be continuously displayed starting when a button
>>>>>>> is pressed (the button press also resets any average speed
>>>>>>> displayed up to that point). Extra points for displaying current
>>>>>>> time, time and distance that the average speed is calculated
>>>>>>> over, but don't make the display crowded and unreadable.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The whole thing has to be small enough to the fitted in or on top
>>>>>>> of the dashboard, and be a single unit, the display has to be
>>>>>>> clear enough to be read while concentrating on driving. Probably
>>>>>>> a 3.5" 380x320 display is the sweet spot.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The code has to be readable and compilable, and provided in
>>>>>>> source form so that it can be inspected and tested.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Since anybody can do that, I would expect that as a licenced and
>>>>>>> qualified mechanic, holder of a certificate in electronics, well
>>>>>>> renowned vintage computer dealer you will have no trouble doing
>>>>>>> it in say a month. In fact, since anybody can do it anybody who
>>>>>>> wants to have a go is welcome, felix included.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> so you want Clocky to work for a month just to prove something to
>>>>>> you? Clocky should charge you $75 an hour then, the price you
>>>>>> quoted me for computer problem diagnostics.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> He is free to decline, but it will prove what a fraud he is.
>>>>
>>>> How so? All it proves is that you need someone to program an Arduino
>>>> for you presumably because you can't do it yourself.
>>>
>>> Wrong and wrong.
>>>
>>> !) I've already done it,
>>
>> Easy to claim, why don't you prove it?
>
> I'll show you mine when you show me yours
>
>> I just want to see if your abilities are as big
>>> as your mouth
>>
>> I've made no specific claims to my abilities. I described a process
>> that works for countless people programming an Arduino. Many of them
>> novices, like me.
>>
>>> 2) I didn't use an Arduino or the Arduino workspace, real programmers
>>> don't need to.
>>>
>>
>> Easy to claim.
>
> Easy to do
>
>>> You're just looking for a way to crawl out.
>>>
>>
>> There is nothing to crawl out of since I've made no specific claims to
>> *my* programming ability. You claim to be a "programmer" but I haven't
>> seen any examples of your code or proof that you are. Since therefore
>> it is unproven... well, see below.
>
> "What, you copy and paste code into a Sketch in Arduino, select
> the libraries to include, modify it a bit and hit program.
> Literally anyone can do that."
>
> That was your statement, you're just being asked to prove it.

My statement wasn't "I can write a program to your specification and
requirement"

If anybody
> can then it follows that you should be able to.

I've programmed a few Arduino's to my requirements. You want an example
of someone like felix learning to program an Arduino, I present you
Noddy. He managed it and I'm sure he'll be the first to tell you he
isn't a "programmer".

If you want to withdraw
> that statement, then you don't have to prove anything.
>
>

I don't have to prove anything period you dumb cunt. I made no specific
claims to my programming abilities. *You* claim to be an ace programmer
but have *never*, to my knowledge, provided any examples of you self
proclaimed programming prowess.

Until you do, see below.

--
keith on the 7 Oct 2021 wrote;
"He asserts that the claim is true, so, if
it is unproven, he is lying."