On Tuesday, May 23, 2023 at 5:02:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e10cc271-4468-4088...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Reminds me of the quip ----“7 days on honeymoon make one hole week"
> > > >
> > > > It's also like the golfer who was terrible at golf and also had a hard time
> > > > distinguishing between vaginal and anal intercourse. He would always choose
> > > > the wrong hole.
> > > So he had a fairway to go to learn the right one/
> > When he finished his course of study, taint no doubt in his mind that he will
> > choose the right one.
> Even thou the left one is the correct choice???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Since his motto is "Love 'em and leave 'em" the lady being left behind was the correct choice for him.

On May 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<63c0a359-80cc-471d-ac16-503b1d615a90n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > So he had a fairway to go to learn the right one/
> > > When he finished his course of study, taint no doubt in his mind that he
> > > will
> > > choose the right one.
> > Even thou the left one is the correct choice???
>
> Since his motto is "Love 'em and leave 'em" the lady being left behind was
> the correct choice for him.

Just what is this attraction you have to behinds???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, May 23, 2023 at 3:17:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<63c0a359-80cc-471d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > So he had a fairway to go to learn the right one/
> > > > When he finished his course of study, taint no doubt in his mind that he
> > > > will
> > > > choose the right one.
> > > Even thou the left one is the correct choice???
> >
> > Since his motto is "Love 'em and leave 'em" the lady being left behind was
> > the correct choice for him.
> Just what is this attraction you have to behinds???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I am the President of the National procrastinators club; I get behind in everything.

On May 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<343858b0-db41-4c8d-a168-a8996e66287cn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Even thou the left one is the correct choice??? Since his motto is "Love 'em and leave 'em" the lady being left behind was
> > > the correct choice for him.
> > Just what is this attraction you have to behinds???
> I am the President of the National procrastinators club; I get behind in
> everything.

Remind me never to turn my back on you --

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, May 24, 2023 at 3:48:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<343858b0-db41-4c8d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Even thou the left one is the correct choice??? Since his motto is "Love 'em and leave 'em" the lady being left behind was
> > > > the correct choice for him.
> > > Just what is this attraction you have to behinds???
> > I am the President of the National procrastinators club; I get behind in
> > everything.
> Remind me never to turn my back on you --
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Buddy Hackett was on the Tonight Show one time, and he told the story of he checked into a YMCA and was taking a shower and then someone told him it was a gay YMCA, and he accidentally dropped the soap so he said the way to handle this in a gay YMCA is you kick it into the corner, you face outward and carefully do a deep knee bend to pick up the soap.

On May 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c46a810c-47bc-41ab-b8fb-f5db3353ce38n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Just what is this attraction you have to behinds???
> > > I am the President of the National procrastinators club; I get behind in
> > > everything.
> > Remind me never to turn my back on you --
>
> Buddy Hackett was on the Tonight Show one time, and he told the story of he
> checked into a YMCA and was taking a shower and then someone told him it was
> a gay YMCA, and he accidentally dropped the soap so he said the way to handle
> this in a gay YMCA is you kick it into the corner, you face outward and
> carefully do a deep knee bend to pick up the soap.

Did he learn that technique before or after??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, May 25, 2023 at 6:00:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c46a810c-47bc-41ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Just what is this attraction you have to behinds???
> > > > I am the President of the National procrastinators club; I get behind in
> > > > everything.
> > > Remind me never to turn my back on you --
> >
> > Buddy Hackett was on the Tonight Show one time, and he told the story of he
> > checked into a YMCA and was taking a shower and then someone told him it was
> > a gay YMCA, and he accidentally dropped the soap so he said the way to handle
> > this in a gay YMCA is you kick it into the corner, you face outward and
> > carefully do a deep knee bend to pick up the soap.
> Did he learn that technique before or after??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

why, Mike. He learned it after of course I mean, how could you learn something before it happens unless you have some kind of Time Machine like Dr. watt or something whatever like that.

On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5248023c-eb10-477b-bfdd-2fb12750537en@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > Buddy Hackett was on the Tonight Show one time, and he told the story of he
> > > checked into a YMCA and was taking a shower and then someone told him it
> > > was
> > > a gay YMCA, and he accidentally dropped the soap so he said the way to
> > > handle
> > > this in a gay YMCA is you kick it into the corner, you face outward and
> > > carefully do a deep knee bend to pick up the soap.
> > Did he learn that technique before or after??
>
> why, Mike. He learned it after of course I mean, how could you learn
> something before it happens unless you have some kind of Time Machine like
> Dr. watt or something whatever like that.

Dr Watt??? Who is that

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, May 25, 2023 at 12:03:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5248023c-eb10-477b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > Buddy Hackett was on the Tonight Show one time, and he told the story of he
> > > > checked into a YMCA and was taking a shower and then someone told him it
> > > > was
> > > > a gay YMCA, and he accidentally dropped the soap so he said the way to
> > > > handle
> > > > this in a gay YMCA is you kick it into the corner, you face outward and
> > > > carefully do a deep knee bend to pick up the soap.
> > > Did he learn that technique before or after??
> >
> > why, Mike. He learned it after of course I mean, how could you learn
> > something before it happens unless you have some kind of Time Machine like
> > Dr. watt or something whatever like that.
> Dr Watt??? Who is that
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

it's an infinite loop like :

5 CONTINUE
who are you talking about ?
Doctor Who
GO TO 5

On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e951c9da-5ab8-4c9a-8f77-78bd6942168dn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > why, Mike. He learned it after of course I mean, how could you learn
> > > something before it happens unless you have some kind of Time Machine like
> > > Dr. watt or something whatever like that.
> > Dr Watt??? Who is that
> it's an infinite loop like :
>
> 5 CONTINUE
> who are you talking about ?
> Doctor Who
> GO TO 5

Very BASIC

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, May 25, 2023 at 4:20:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e951c9da-5ab8-4c9a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > why, Mike. He learned it after of course I mean, how could you learn
> > > > something before it happens unless you have some kind of Time Machine like
> > > > Dr. watt or something whatever like that.
> > > Dr Watt??? Who is that
> > it's an infinite loop like :
> >
> > 5 CONTINUE
> > who are you talking about ?
> > Doctor Who
> > GO TO 5
> Very BASIC
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I just thought you'd need some basic training in BASIC, although it's really 4-tran.

On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6a925b2a-91e5-4049-a92f-a64f083c4210n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > it's an infinite loop like :
> > >
> > > 5 CONTINUE
> > > who are you talking about ?
> > > Doctor Who
> > > GO TO 5
> > Very BASIC
>
> I just thought you'd need some basic training in BASIC, although it's really
> 4-tran.

Not very JOVIAL of you...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, May 26, 2023 at 4:19:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6a925b2a-91e5-4049...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > it's an infinite loop like :
> > > >
> > > > 5 CONTINUE
> > > > who are you talking about ?
> > > > Doctor Who
> > > > GO TO 5
> > > Very BASIC
> >
> > I just thought you'd need some basic training in BASIC, although it's really
> > 4-tran.
> Not very JOVIAL of you...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Darlene and I finally got in a threesome with a woman and we decided to have sex with her at exactly the same time so what we did was co-ball.

On May 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<32685c78-145b-4a8c-a45f-b304721703d1n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 26, 2023 at 4:19:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6a925b2a-91e5-4049...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > it's an infinite loop like :
> > > > >
> > > > > 5 CONTINUE
> > > > > who are you talking about ?
> > > > > Doctor Who
> > > > > GO TO 5
> > > > Very BASIC
> > >
> > > I just thought you'd need some basic training in BASIC, although it's
> > > really
> > > 4-tran.
> > Not very JOVIAL of you...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Darlene and I finally got in a threesome with a woman and we decided to have
> sex with her at exactly the same time so what we did was co-ball.

If she really was the APL of your eye, you would let her go first.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Saturday, May 27, 2023 at 4:29:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<32685c78-145b-4a8c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 26, 2023 at 4:19:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6a925b2a-91e5-4049...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > it's an infinite loop like :
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 5 CONTINUE
> > > > > > who are you talking about ?
> > > > > > Doctor Who
> > > > > > GO TO 5
> > > > > Very BASIC
> > > >
> > > > I just thought you'd need some basic training in BASIC, although it's
> > > > really
> > > > 4-tran.
> > > Not very JOVIAL of you...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Darlene and I finally got in a threesome with a woman and we decided to have
> > sex with her at exactly the same time so what we did was co-ball.
> If she really was the APL of your eye, you would let her go first.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I did let her go first ; to the bathroom, that is . She was grateful because it relieved undue pressure down there before the act.

On May 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d0661e5e-ba0e-48df-97f2-2f400480b48cn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > >
> > > > > I just thought you'd need some basic training in BASIC, although it's
> > > > > really
> > > > > 4-tran.
> > > > Not very JOVIAL of you...
> > > Darlene and I finally got in a threesome with a woman and we decided to
> > > have
> > > sex with her at exactly the same time so what we did was co-ball.
> > If she really was the APL of your eye, you would let her go first.
> I did let her go first ; to the bathroom, that is . She was grateful because
> it relieved undue pressure down there before the act.

You did not want her to shower you with passion???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, May 28, 2023 at 4:21:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d0661e5e-ba0e-48df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I just thought you'd need some basic training in BASIC, although it's
> > > > > > really
> > > > > > 4-tran.
> > > > > Not very JOVIAL of you...
> > > > Darlene and I finally got in a threesome with a woman and we decided to
> > > > have
> > > > sex with her at exactly the same time so what we did was co-ball.
> > > If she really was the APL of your eye, you would let her go first.
> > I did let her go first ; to the bathroom, that is . She was grateful because
> > it relieved undue pressure down there before the act.
> You did not want her to shower you with passion???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

She did shower me with passion; it was very colorful, a golden shower.

On May 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1453b3f2-e64d-4fe7-b799-fd1ae84013b3n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > If she really was the APL of your eye, you would let her go first.
> > > I did let her go first ; to the bathroom, that is . She was grateful
> > > because
> > > it relieved undue pressure down there before the act.
> > You did not want her to shower you with passion???
>
> She did shower me with passion; it was very colorful, a golden shower.

Now urine trouble with the health department

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, May 29, 2023 at 4:10:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1453b3f2-e64d-4fe7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > If she really was the APL of your eye, you would let her go first..
> > > > I did let her go first ; to the bathroom, that is . She was grateful
> > > > because
> > > > it relieved undue pressure down there before the act.
> > > You did not want her to shower you with passion???
> >
> > She did shower me with passion; it was very colorful, a golden shower.
> Now urine trouble with the health department
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

for me, there is no such thing as the health department; for me, it's called the unhealthy department.

On May 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<587ae90d-918a-4061-8953-923edc71eec7n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > You did not want her to shower you with passion???
> > >
> > > She did shower me with passion; it was very colorful, a golden shower.
> > Now urine trouble with the health department
>
> for me, there is no such thing as the health department; for me, it's called
> the unhealthy department.

Thats right, your in Texas.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, May 29, 2023 at 3:02:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<587ae90d-918a-4061...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > You did not want her to shower you with passion???
> > > >
> > > > She did shower me with passion; it was very colorful, a golden shower.
> > > Now urine trouble with the health department
> >
> > for me, there is no such thing as the health department; for me, it's called
> > the unhealthy department.
> Thats right, your in Texas.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

You're right, you're in. Pervades Texas, it's the most unhealthy situation imaginable.

On May 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6a22189c-7f77-4b9b-9e9b-bcfc253a2450n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > She did shower me with passion; it was very colorful, a golden shower.
> > > > Now urine trouble with the health department
> > >
> > > for me, there is no such thing as the health department; for me, it's
> > > called
> > > the unhealthy department.
> > Thats right, your in Texas. You're right, you're in. Pervades Texas, it's the most unhealthy situation
> imaginable.

And you have an active imagination.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, May 30, 2023 at 2:59:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6a22189c-7f77-4b9b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > She did shower me with passion; it was very colorful, a golden shower.
> > > > > Now urine trouble with the health department
> > > >
> > > > for me, there is no such thing as the health department; for me, it's
> > > > called
> > > > the unhealthy department.
> > > Thats right, your in Texas. You're right, you're in. Pervades Texas, it's the most unhealthy situation
> > imaginable.
>
> And you have an active imagination.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

As Einstein said, "Logic can take you from A to B; imagination will take you anywhere "
So imagination can send men to the moon; or create World War III.

On May 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<dd3cda4a-d1f0-425c-861d-1f69b8589d94n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Thats right, your in Texas. You're right, you're in. Pervades Texas, it's
> > > > the most unhealthy situation
> > > imaginable.
> >
> > And you have an active imagination.
>
> As Einstein said, "Logic can take you from A to B; imagination will take you
> anywhere "
> So imagination can send men to the moon; or create World War III.

And Texas has enough weapons for the second option

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, May 30, 2023 at 9:14:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<dd3cda4a-d1f0-425c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Thats right, your in Texas. You're right, you're in. Pervades Texas, it's
> > > > > the most unhealthy situation
> > > > imaginable.
> > >
> > > And you have an active imagination.
> >
> > As Einstein said, "Logic can take you from A to B; imagination will take you
> > anywhere "
> > So imagination can send men to the moon; or create World War III.
> And Texas has enough weapons for the second option
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

We'll get out our deer rifles and fend off those pesky Russkies.