On May 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8daca9cd-bf49-4d1c-9102-e53440e22265n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > And you have an active imagination.
> > >
> > > As Einstein said, "Logic can take you from A to B; imagination will take
> > > you
> > > anywhere "
> > > So imagination can send men to the moon; or create World War III.
> > And Texas has enough weapons for the second option We'll get out our deer rifles and fend off those pesky Russkies.

If there are any left after the Ukraine get done with them.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, May 30, 2023 at 1:39:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8daca9cd-bf49-4d1c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > And you have an active imagination.
> > > >
> > > > As Einstein said, "Logic can take you from A to B; imagination will take
> > > > you
> > > > anywhere "
> > > > So imagination can send men to the moon; or create World War III.
> > > And Texas has enough weapons for the second option We'll get out our deer rifles and fend off those pesky Russkies.
>
> If there are any left after the Ukraine get done with them.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

If there are any humans left globally after Putin gets through with them.

On May 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9193dbac-acaa-483a-b588-bf7122e35d5cn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > As Einstein said, "Logic can take you from A to B; imagination will take
> > > > > you
> > > > > anywhere "
> > > > > So imagination can send men to the moon; or create World War III.
> > > > And Texas has enough weapons for the second option We'll get out our deer
> > > > rifles and fend off those pesky Russkies.
> >
> > If there are any left after the Ukraine get done with them.
>
> If there are any humans left globally after Putin gets through with them.

Are you saying that Putin is actually Marvin the Martian in disguise???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, May 31, 2023 at 11:06:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9193dbac-acaa-483a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > As Einstein said, "Logic can take you from A to B; imagination will take
> > > > > > you
> > > > > > anywhere "
> > > > > > So imagination can send men to the moon; or create World War III.
> > > > > And Texas has enough weapons for the second option We'll get out our deer
> > > > > rifles and fend off those pesky Russkies.
> > >
> > > If there are any left after the Ukraine get done with them.
> >
> > If there are any humans left globally after Putin gets through with them.
> Are you saying that Putin is actually Marvin the Martian in disguise???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

And a thin disguise it is, I don't want Putin killing everybody, he'll get the few friends I have.

On May 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cdef4c94-6c8d-4417-b6d6-f39a3577a898n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > And Texas has enough weapons for the second option We'll get out our
> > > > > > deer
> > > > > > rifles and fend off those pesky Russkies.
> > > >
> > > > If there are any left after the Ukraine get done with them.
> > >
> > > If there are any humans left globally after Putin gets through with them.
> > Are you saying that Putin is actually Marvin the Martian in disguise???
> And a thin disguise it is, I don't want Putin killing everybody, he'll get
> the few friends I have.

So you do not want him going on a slay - ride.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, May 31, 2023 at 2:17:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cdef4c94-6c8d-4417...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > And Texas has enough weapons for the second option We'll get out our
> > > > > > > deer
> > > > > > > rifles and fend off those pesky Russkies.
> > > > >
> > > > > If there are any left after the Ukraine get done with them.
> > > >
> > > > If there are any humans left globally after Putin gets through with them.
> > > Are you saying that Putin is actually Marvin the Martian in disguise???
> > And a thin disguise it is, I don't want Putin killing everybody, he'll get
> > the few friends I have.
> So you do not want him going on a slay - ride.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I'd say Putin is about the farthest thing from Santa Claus I've ever seen.

On May 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d84c94da-4cb0-47a2-8a73-184d1f2e1f67n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If there are any left after the Ukraine get done with them.
> > > > >
> > > > > If there are any humans left globally after Putin gets through with them.
> > > > Are you saying that Putin is actually Marvin the Martian in disguise???
> > > And a thin disguise it is, I don't want Putin killing everybody, he'll get
> > > the few friends I have.
> > So you do not want him going on a slay - ride.
> I'd say Putin is about the farthest thing from Santa Claus I've ever seen.

More like Sweeny Todd.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, June 1, 2023 at 5:06:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d84c94da-4cb0-47a2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > If there are any left after the Ukraine get done with them.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If there are any humans left globally after Putin gets through with them.
> > > > > Are you saying that Putin is actually Marvin the Martian in disguise???
> > > > And a thin disguise it is, I don't want Putin killing everybody, he'll get
> > > > the few friends I have.
> > > So you do not want him going on a slay - ride.
> > I'd say Putin is about the farthest thing from Santa Claus I've ever seen.
> More like Sweeny Todd.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Damn! And I was going to go get a haircut today .

Of course, Sweeney Todd can't compare to Ted Bundy, who would take his victims into the woods , tie them up, have sex with them , then return until they died of exposure , then have sex with the corpses until they were absolutely too rotted to have sex with or else wild animals carried their bones away.

cf Wiki

On Jun 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<75ceabab-e0df-467b-b4e8-ebbe491ceb03n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Are you saying that Putin is actually Marvin the Martian in disguise???
> > > > > And a thin disguise it is, I don't want Putin killing everybody, he'll
> > > > > get
> > > > > the few friends I have.
> > > > So you do not want him going on a slay - ride.
> > > I'd say Putin is about the farthest thing from Santa Claus I've ever seen.
> > More like Sweeny Todd.
> Damn! And I was going to go get a haircut today .
>
> Of course, Sweeney Todd can't compare to Ted Bundy, who would take his
> victims into the woods , tie them up, have sex with them , then return until
> they died of exposure , then have sex with the corpses until they were
> absolutely too rotted to have sex with or else wild animals carried their
> bones away.
>
> cf Wiki

Should have taken a lesson from Jeffery Dahmer and not left all that food go
to waste.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, June 1, 2023 at 2:20:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<75ceabab-e0df-467b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Are you saying that Putin is actually Marvin the Martian in disguise???
> > > > > > And a thin disguise it is, I don't want Putin killing everybody, he'll
> > > > > > get
> > > > > > the few friends I have.
> > > > > So you do not want him going on a slay - ride.
> > > > I'd say Putin is about the farthest thing from Santa Claus I've ever seen.
> > > More like Sweeny Todd.
> > Damn! And I was going to go get a haircut today .
> >
> > Of course, Sweeney Todd can't compare to Ted Bundy, who would take his
> > victims into the woods , tie them up, have sex with them , then return until
> > they died of exposure , then have sex with the corpses until they were
> > absolutely too rotted to have sex with or else wild animals carried their
> > bones away.
> >
> > cf Wiki
> Should have taken a lesson from Jeffery Dahmer and not left all that food go
> to waste.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

1. Jeffrey was quite a technician who used a power drill to perform primitive lobotomies on his captives to keep them docile.

2. Jeffrey's last words were "Damn, another two minutes and I could've gotten this toilet cleaned."

On Jun 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a804db0f-61f7-4151-a41e-a96dcbb7fd73n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > So you do not want him going on a slay - ride.
> > > > > I'd say Putin is about the farthest thing from Santa Claus I've ever
> > > > > seen.
> > > > More like Sweeny Todd.
> > > Damn! And I was going to go get a haircut today .
> > >
> > > Of course, Sweeney Todd can't compare to Ted Bundy, who would take his
> > > victims into the woods , tie them up, have sex with them , then return
> > > until
> > > they died of exposure , then have sex with the corpses until they were
> > > absolutely too rotted to have sex with or else wild animals carried their
> > > bones away.
> > >
> > > cf Wiki
> > Should have taken a lesson from Jeffery Dahmer and not left all that food go
> > to waste.
> 1. Jeffrey was quite a technician who used a power drill to perform primitive
> lobotomies on his captives to keep them docile.
>
> 2. Jeffrey's last words were "Damn, another two minutes and I could've gotten
> this toilet cleaned.”
He could have defended himself saying he had an eating disorder.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, June 2, 2023 at 4:24:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a804db0f-61f7-4151...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > So you do not want him going on a slay - ride.
> > > > > > I'd say Putin is about the farthest thing from Santa Claus I've ever
> > > > > > seen.
> > > > > More like Sweeny Todd.
> > > > Damn! And I was going to go get a haircut today .
> > > >
> > > > Of course, Sweeney Todd can't compare to Ted Bundy, who would take his
> > > > victims into the woods , tie them up, have sex with them , then return
> > > > until
> > > > they died of exposure , then have sex with the corpses until they were
> > > > absolutely too rotted to have sex with or else wild animals carried their
> > > > bones away.
> > > >
> > > > cf Wiki
> > > Should have taken a lesson from Jeffery Dahmer and not left all that food go
> > > to waste.
> > 1. Jeffrey was quite a technician who used a power drill to perform primitive
> > lobotomies on his captives to keep them docile.
> >
> > 2. Jeffrey's last words were "Damn, another two minutes and I could've gotten
> > this toilet cleaned.”
> He could have defended himself saying he had an eating disorder.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I still think Ted Bundy has him beat as far as treating his victims rather unnicely , as described in one of my posts a little ways back.

On Jun 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<134caaaa-61c7-4bd7-8273-a89fa84e22ban@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Should have taken a lesson from Jeffery Dahmer and not left all that food
> > > > go
> > > > to waste.
> > > 1. Jeffrey was quite a technician who used a power drill to perform
> > > primitive
> > > lobotomies on his captives to keep them docile.
> > >
> > > 2. Jeffrey's last words were "Damn, another two minutes and I could've
> > > gotten
> > > this toilet cleaned.”
> > He could have defended himself saying he had an eating disorder. I still think Ted Bundy has him beat as far as treating his victims rather
> unnicely , as described in one of my posts a little ways back.

Were you Torquemada in a previous life???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, June 2, 2023 at 2:15:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<134caaaa-61c7-4bd7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Should have taken a lesson from Jeffery Dahmer and not left all that food
> > > > > go
> > > > > to waste.
> > > > 1. Jeffrey was quite a technician who used a power drill to perform
> > > > primitive
> > > > lobotomies on his captives to keep them docile.
> > > >
> > > > 2. Jeffrey's last words were "Damn, another two minutes and I could've
> > > > gotten
> > > > this toilet cleaned.”
> > > He could have defended himself saying he had an eating disorder. I still think Ted Bundy has him beat as far as treating his victims rather
> > unnicely , as described in one of my posts a little ways back.
> Were you Torquemada in a previous life???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No, I was an auto mechanic, my real name was Torque-Wrench-Mada.

On Jun 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<910045db-98d2-488d-8422-bb41c00f3e9en@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > 1. Jeffrey was quite a technician who used a power drill to perform
> > > > > primitive
> > > > > lobotomies on his captives to keep them docile.
> > > > >
> > > > > 2. Jeffrey's last words were "Damn, another two minutes and I could've
> > > > > gotten
> > > > > this toilet cleaned.”
> > > > He could have defended himself saying he had an eating disorder. I still
> > > > think Ted Bundy has him beat as far as treating his victims rather
> > > unnicely , as described in one of my posts a little ways back.
> > Were you Torquemada in a previous life??? No, I was an auto mechanic, my real name was Torque-Wrench-Mada.

Thats easy for you to say, torque is cheap.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, June 4, 2023 at 9:57:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<910045db-98d2-488d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > 1. Jeffrey was quite a technician who used a power drill to perform
> > > > > > primitive
> > > > > > lobotomies on his captives to keep them docile.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 2. Jeffrey's last words were "Damn, another two minutes and I could've
> > > > > > gotten
> > > > > > this toilet cleaned.”
> > > > > He could have defended himself saying he had an eating disorder. I still
> > > > > think Ted Bundy has him beat as far as treating his victims rather
> > > > unnicely , as described in one of my posts a little ways back.
> > > Were you Torquemada in a previous life??? No, I was an auto mechanic, my real name was Torque-Wrench-Mada.
>
> Thats easy for you to say, torque is cheap.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Darlene must be fixated on my torque wrench because whenever I mess up she comes up to me and says "you torque".

On Jun 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<13a65a21-9184-4467-9d72-2027a8ddf045n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > He could have defended himself saying he had an eating disorder. I still
> > > > > > think Ted Bundy has him beat as far as treating his victims rather
> > > > > unnicely , as described in one of my posts a little ways back.
> > > > Were you Torquemada in a previous life??? No, I was an auto mechanic, my
> > > > real name was Torque-Wrench-Mada.
> >
> > Thats easy for you to say, torque is cheap.
> Darlene must be fixated on my torque wrench because whenever I mess up she
> comes up to me and says "you torque”.

Is that supposed to be a new twist in your relationship with her???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, June 4, 2023 at 2:48:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<13a65a21-9184-4467...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > He could have defended himself saying he had an eating disorder. I still
> > > > > > > think Ted Bundy has him beat as far as treating his victims rather
> > > > > > unnicely , as described in one of my posts a little ways back.
> > > > > Were you Torquemada in a previous life??? No, I was an auto mechanic, my
> > > > > real name was Torque-Wrench-Mada.
> > >
> > > Thats easy for you to say, torque is cheap.
> > Darlene must be fixated on my torque wrench because whenever I mess up she
> > comes up to me and says "you torque”.
> Is that supposed to be a new twist in your relationship with her???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes, her cousin Oliver is staying with us.

On Jun 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d6c4e2a8-2b20-4ac4-a624-aa4c10f9bc62n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > >
> > > > Thats easy for you to say, torque is cheap.
> > > Darlene must be fixated on my torque wrench because whenever I mess up she
> > > comes up to me and says "you torque”.
> > Is that supposed to be a new twist in your relationship with her???
>
> Yes, her cousin Oliver is staying with us.

A hardy fellow I heard

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, June 5, 2023 at 6:23:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d6c4e2a8-2b20-4ac4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > Thats easy for you to say, torque is cheap.
> > > > Darlene must be fixated on my torque wrench because whenever I mess up she
> > > > comes up to me and says "you torque”.
> > > Is that supposed to be a new twist in your relationship with her???
> >
> > Yes, her cousin Oliver is staying with us.
> A hardy fellow I heard
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yes, he's a male prostitute.

On Jun 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7fef5ebd-af2f-4adb-af3e-f3769660ef25n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Thats easy for you to say, torque is cheap.
> > > > > Darlene must be fixated on my torque wrench because whenever I mess up
> > > > > she
> > > > > comes up to me and says "you torque”.
> > > > Is that supposed to be a new twist in your relationship with her??? Yes, her cousin Oliver is staying with us.
> > A hardy fellow I heard yes, he's a male prostitute.

That was tried once in Nevada. The one and only male prostitute only got
a couple of female customers. It seems the ladies choose not to
pay to get screwed.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, June 5, 2023 at 10:52:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7fef5ebd-af2f-4adb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Thats easy for you to say, torque is cheap.
> > > > > > Darlene must be fixated on my torque wrench because whenever I mess up
> > > > > > she
> > > > > > comes up to me and says "you torque”.
> > > > > Is that supposed to be a new twist in your relationship with her??? Yes, her cousin Oliver is staying with us.
> > > A hardy fellow I heard yes, he's a male prostitute.
>
> That was tried once in Nevada. The one and only male prostitute only got
> a couple of female customers. It seems the ladies choose not to
> pay to get screwed.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I think it would work if both he and the ladies were hard up enough.

On Jun 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c254c6dd-dc12-4a13-973f-0b15a4fa5f4an@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > Thats easy for you to say, torque is cheap.
> > > > > > > Darlene must be fixated on my torque wrench because whenever I mess up
> > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > comes up to me and says "you torque”.
> > > > > > Is that supposed to be a new twist in your relationship with her???
> > > > > > Yes, her cousin Oliver is staying with us.
> > > > A hardy fellow I heard yes, he's a male prostitute.
> >
> > That was tried once in Nevada. The one and only male prostitute only got
> > a couple of female customers. It seems the ladies choose not to
> > pay to get screwed.
>
> I think it would work if both he and the ladies were hard up enough.

If the ladies were that hard up, they would be selling not buying.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, June 5, 2023 at 3:10:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c254c6dd-dc12-4a13...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Thats easy for you to say, torque is cheap.
> > > > > > > > Darlene must be fixated on my torque wrench because whenever I mess up
> > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > comes up to me and says "you torque”.
> > > > > > > Is that supposed to be a new twist in your relationship with her???
> > > > > > > Yes, her cousin Oliver is staying with us.
> > > > > A hardy fellow I heard yes, he's a male prostitute.
> > >
> > > That was tried once in Nevada. The one and only male prostitute only got
> > > a couple of female customers. It seems the ladies choose not to
> > > pay to get screwed.
> >
> > I think it would work if both he and the ladies were hard up enough.
> If the ladies were that hard up, they would be selling not buying.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

i've always heard that a prostitute derives no pleasure from the sex act, only money.

On Jun 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8a902bfe-189a-4bcd-8ea9-ddbf9ccfe55en@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > A hardy fellow I heard yes, he's a male prostitute.
> > > >
> > > > That was tried once in Nevada. The one and only male prostitute only got
> > > > a couple of female customers. It seems the ladies choose not to
> > > > pay to get screwed.
> > >
> > > I think it would work if both he and the ladies were hard up enough.
> > If the ladies were that hard up, they would be selling not buying. i've always heard that a prostitute derives no pleasure from the sex act,
> only money.

Its the money that they use to get pleasure.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx