On Jun 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<dbfdea72-3303-4b07-a2cd-811e116072dcn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > , although she doesn't have one , she's a vicious, hateful woman.
> > > > > > > > Ore else what??? I guess if gold ore doesn't suffice, then silver ore?
> > > > > > > > Platinum ore? Boat
> > > > > > > ore?
> > > > > > Lets not cause a row over how you row a boat.
> > > > > there was a TV commercial for some product. Maybe it was tidy bowl and it
> > > > > showed a sailor guy looking down into the toilet and there was a little
> > > > > fellow in a small boat and the guy who was looking into the toilet said
> > > > > "look, there's a man in the rowboat" because he didn't want to say "look
> > > > > ,
> > > > > there's a man in the boat. “ Was that Issac Asimov researching his
> > > > > book “I Rowboat” or its sequel
> > > > “The rest of the Rowboats”??? You know, there are rowboats, and then
> > > > there are columnboats. A rank assumption assumptions don't have odor.

Making assumptions is out of odor in this venue

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, June 14, 2023 at 3:40:45 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<dbfdea72-3303-4b07...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > , although she doesn't have one , she's a vicious, hateful woman.
> > > > > > > > > Ore else what??? I guess if gold ore doesn't suffice, then silver ore?
> > > > > > > > > Platinum ore? Boat
> > > > > > > > ore?
> > > > > > > Lets not cause a row over how you row a boat.
> > > > > > there was a TV commercial for some product. Maybe it was tidy bowl and it
> > > > > > showed a sailor guy looking down into the toilet and there was a little
> > > > > > fellow in a small boat and the guy who was looking into the toilet said
> > > > > > "look, there's a man in the rowboat" because he didn't want to say "look
> > > > > > ,
> > > > > > there's a man in the boat. “ Was that Issac Asimov researching his
> > > > > > book “I Rowboat” or its sequel
> > > > > “The rest of the Rowboats”??? You know, there are rowboats, and then
> > > > > there are columnboats. A rank assumption assumptions don't have odor.
>
> Making assumptions is out of odor in this venue
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Here's another one I just made up: Whenever you make an assumption , you make an ASS out of both U and ME.

On Jun 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c7f9fce4-b5a0-4785-9747-f2609a0a2b93n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Lets not cause a row over how you row a boat.
> > > > > > > there was a TV commercial for some product. Maybe it was tidy bowl and
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > showed a sailor guy looking down into the toilet and there was a little
> > > > > > > fellow in a small boat and the guy who was looking into the toilet said
> > > > > > > "look, there's a man in the rowboat" because he didn't want to say
> > > > > > > "look
> > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > there's a man in the boat. “ Was that Issac Asimov researching his
> > > > > > > book “I Rowboat” or its sequel
> > > > > > “The rest of the Rowboats”??? You know, there are rowboats, and then
> > > > > > there are columnboats. A rank assumption assumptions don't have odor.
> >
> > Making assumptions is out of odor in this venue
>
> Here's another one I just made up: Whenever you make an assumption , you make
> an ASS out of both U and ME.

So when you are in drag, you wear makeup???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, June 15, 2023 at 3:55:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c7f9fce4-b5a0-4785...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Lets not cause a row over how you row a boat.
> > > > > > > > there was a TV commercial for some product. Maybe it was tidy bowl and
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > showed a sailor guy looking down into the toilet and there was a little
> > > > > > > > fellow in a small boat and the guy who was looking into the toilet said
> > > > > > > > "look, there's a man in the rowboat" because he didn't want to say
> > > > > > > > "look
> > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > there's a man in the boat. “ Was that Issac Asimov researching his
> > > > > > > > book “I Rowboat” or its sequel
> > > > > > > “The rest of the Rowboats”??? You know, there are rowboats, and then
> > > > > > > there are columnboats. A rank assumption assumptions don't have odor.
> > >
> > > Making assumptions is out of odor in this venue
> >
> > Here's another one I just made up: Whenever you make an assumption , you make
> > an ASS out of both U and ME.
> So when you are in drag, you wear makeup???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

One I was really in drag, you see, I was given a demonstration ride by a fighter pilot in a fighter jet and the pilot got tired of me, tied a rope around my neck and trailed me alongside the plane.

On Jun 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<334c162b-fb68-4c15-aac5-f424c9bf7bb2n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > > there's a man in the boat. “ Was that Issac Asimov researching his
> > > > > > > > > book “I Rowboat” or its sequel
> > > > > > > > “The rest of the Rowboats”??? You know, there are rowboats, and
> > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > there are columnboats. A rank assumption assumptions don't have odor.
> > > >
> > > > Making assumptions is out of odor in this venue
> > >
> > > Here's another one I just made up: Whenever you make an assumption , you
> > > make
> > > an ASS out of both U and ME.
> > So when you are in drag, you wear makeup??? One I was really in drag, you see, I was given a demonstration ride by a
> fighter pilot in a fighter jet and the pilot got tired of me, tied a rope
> around my neck and trailed me alongside the plane.

Now if you had really been in drag and demonstrated in front of the Florida
Governor ---

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, June 16, 2023 at 4:58:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<334c162b-fb68-4c15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > there's a man in the boat. “ Was that Issac Asimov researching his
> > > > > > > > > > book “I Rowboat” or its sequel
> > > > > > > > > “The rest of the Rowboats”??? You know, there are rowboats, and
> > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > there are columnboats. A rank assumption assumptions don't have odor.
> > > > >
> > > > > Making assumptions is out of odor in this venue
> > > >
> > > > Here's another one I just made up: Whenever you make an assumption , you
> > > > make
> > > > an ASS out of both U and ME.
> > > So when you are in drag, you wear makeup??? One I was really in drag, you see, I was given a demonstration ride by a
> > fighter pilot in a fighter jet and the pilot got tired of me, tied a rope
> > around my neck and trailed me alongside the plane.
> Now if you had really been in drag and demonstrated in front of the Florida
> Governor ---
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

"It's kind of a drag, when your baby don't love you. "

On Jun 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<48384ac7-d580-4d20-a527-61aa0f5d10cdn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Making assumptions is out of odor in this venue
> > > > >
> > > > > Here's another one I just made up: Whenever you make an assumption , you
> > > > > make
> > > > > an ASS out of both U and ME.
> > > > So when you are in drag, you wear makeup??? One I was really in drag, you
> > > > see, I was given a demonstration ride by a
> > > fighter pilot in a fighter jet and the pilot got tired of me, tied a rope
> > > around my neck and trailed me alongside the plane.
> > Now if you had really been in drag and demonstrated in front of the Florida
> > Governor ---
>
> "It's kind of a drag, when your baby don't love you. “

Are you sure its YOUR baby???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 2:04:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<48384ac7-d580-4d20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Making assumptions is out of odor in this venue
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Here's another one I just made up: Whenever you make an assumption , you
> > > > > > make
> > > > > > an ASS out of both U and ME.
> > > > > So when you are in drag, you wear makeup??? One I was really in drag, you
> > > > > see, I was given a demonstration ride by a
> > > > fighter pilot in a fighter jet and the pilot got tired of me, tied a rope
> > > > around my neck and trailed me alongside the plane.
> > > Now if you had really been in drag and demonstrated in front of the Florida
> > > Governor ---
> >
> > "It's kind of a drag, when your baby don't love you. “
>
> Are you sure its YOUR baby???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

It has his Daddy's penis : eight and 3/8s inches long and 2 7/8 inches in diameter.

On Jun 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<48c82a1d-b4dd-4a96-8638-747b8f98ce35n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Here's another one I just made up: Whenever you make an assumption ,
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > make
> > > > > > > an ASS out of both U and ME.
> > > > > > So when you are in drag, you wear makeup??? One I was really in drag,
> > > > > > you
> > > > > > see, I was given a demonstration ride by a
> > > > > fighter pilot in a fighter jet and the pilot got tired of me, tied a rope
> > > > > around my neck and trailed me alongside the plane.
> > > > Now if you had really been in drag and demonstrated in front of the
> > > > Florida
> > > > Governor --- "It's kind of a drag, when your baby don't love you. “ Are you sure its YOUR baby???
> It has his Daddy's penis : eight and 3/8s inches long and 2 7/8 inches in
> diameter.

Shall I prick your ego???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 2:35:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<48c82a1d-b4dd-4a96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Here's another one I just made up: Whenever you make an assumption ,
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > make
> > > > > > > > an ASS out of both U and ME.
> > > > > > > So when you are in drag, you wear makeup??? One I was really in drag,
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > see, I was given a demonstration ride by a
> > > > > > fighter pilot in a fighter jet and the pilot got tired of me, tied a rope
> > > > > > around my neck and trailed me alongside the plane.
> > > > > Now if you had really been in drag and demonstrated in front of the
> > > > > Florida
> > > > > Governor --- "It's kind of a drag, when your baby don't love you. “ Are you sure its YOUR baby???
> > It has his Daddy's penis : eight and 3/8s inches long and 2 7/8 inches in
> > diameter.
> Shall I prick your ego???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

don't prick my ego, it'll spew out all over the room.

On Jun 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<aaf957c7-eb28-4143-87a7-9a7f4431130dn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > see, I was given a demonstration ride by a
> > > > > > > fighter pilot in a fighter jet and the pilot got tired of me, tied a
> > > > > > > rope
> > > > > > > around my neck and trailed me alongside the plane.
> > > > > > Now if you had really been in drag and demonstrated in front of the
> > > > > > Florida
> > > > > > Governor --- "It's kind of a drag, when your baby don't love you. “
> > > > > > Are you sure its YOUR baby???
> > > It has his Daddy's penis : eight and 3/8s inches long and 2 7/8 inches in
> > > diameter.
> > Shall I prick your ego???
> don't prick my ego, it'll spew out all over the room.

So you would throw up that warning at me...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, June 19, 2023 at 4:28:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<aaf957c7-eb28-4143...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > see, I was given a demonstration ride by a
> > > > > > > > fighter pilot in a fighter jet and the pilot got tired of me, tied a
> > > > > > > > rope
> > > > > > > > around my neck and trailed me alongside the plane.
> > > > > > > Now if you had really been in drag and demonstrated in front of the
> > > > > > > Florida
> > > > > > > Governor --- "It's kind of a drag, when your baby don't love you. “
> > > > > > > Are you sure its YOUR baby???
> > > > It has his Daddy's penis : eight and 3/8s inches long and 2 7/8 inches in
> > > > diameter.
> > > Shall I prick your ego???
> > don't prick my ego, it'll spew out all over the room.
> So you would throw up that warning at me...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

there was this guy Chuck who didn't know what direction he should aim his projectile vomit so someone saw him vomiting and he preferred that the man vomit
upwards instead of downwards, so he said "up, Chuck."

On Jun 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<99ad74b6-7ffb-4820-b8b4-aa8a82c68995n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Now if you had really been in drag and demonstrated in front of the
> > > > > > > > Florida
> > > > > > > > Governor --- "It's kind of a drag, when your baby don't love you. “
> > > > > > > > Are you sure its YOUR baby???
> > > > > It has his Daddy's penis : eight and 3/8s inches long and 2 7/8 inches in
> > > > > diameter.
> > > > Shall I prick your ego???
> > > don't prick my ego, it'll spew out all over the room.
> > So you would throw up that warning at me...
>
> there was this guy Chuck who didn't know what direction he should aim his
> projectile vomit so someone saw him vomiting and he preferred that the man
> vomit
> upwards instead of downwards, so he said "up, Chuck.”

And not at a Chuck - y Cheese???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, June 20, 2023 at 5:51:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<99ad74b6-7ffb-4820...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Now if you had really been in drag and demonstrated in front of the
> > > > > > > > > Florida
> > > > > > > > > Governor --- "It's kind of a drag, when your baby don't love you. “
> > > > > > > > > Are you sure its YOUR baby???
> > > > > > It has his Daddy's penis : eight and 3/8s inches long and 2 7/8 inches in
> > > > > > diameter.
> > > > > Shall I prick your ego???
> > > > don't prick my ego, it'll spew out all over the room.
> > > So you would throw up that warning at me...
> >
> > there was this guy Chuck who didn't know what direction he should aim his
> > projectile vomit so someone saw him vomiting and he preferred that the man
> > vomit
> > upwards instead of downwards, so he said "up, Chuck.”
>
> And not at a Chuck - y Cheese???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I went to a Chuck E. Cheese place one time and what they had for entertainment was their Chuck E. Cheese characters playing "Taking care of business" by some rock and and it was sacrilege that they would play a hard rock song like that in a cheesy place like that.

On Jun 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cc90ef16-29d4-4eda-8a12-a475e42ea0can@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > Are you sure its YOUR baby???
> > > > > > > It has his Daddy's penis : eight and 3/8s inches long and 2 7/8 inches
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > diameter.
> > > > > > Shall I prick your ego???
> > > > > don't prick my ego, it'll spew out all over the room.
> > > > So you would throw up that warning at me...
> > >
> > > there was this guy Chuck who didn't know what direction he should aim his
> > > projectile vomit so someone saw him vomiting and he preferred that the man
> > > vomit
> > > upwards instead of downwards, so he said "up, Chuck.”
> >
> > And not at a Chuck - y Cheese???
> I went to a Chuck E. Cheese place one time and what they had for
> entertainment was their Chuck E. Cheese characters playing "Taking care of
> business" by some rock and and it was sacrilege that they would play a hard
> rock song like that in a cheesy place like that.

Singing “Oh what a friend we have in Cheeses"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, June 20, 2023 at 12:30:00 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cc90ef16-29d4-4eda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > Are you sure its YOUR baby???
> > > > > > > > It has his Daddy's penis : eight and 3/8s inches long and 2 7/8 inches
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > diameter.
> > > > > > > Shall I prick your ego???
> > > > > > don't prick my ego, it'll spew out all over the room.
> > > > > So you would throw up that warning at me...
> > > >
> > > > there was this guy Chuck who didn't know what direction he should aim his
> > > > projectile vomit so someone saw him vomiting and he preferred that the man
> > > > vomit
> > > > upwards instead of downwards, so he said "up, Chuck.”
> > >
> > > And not at a Chuck - y Cheese???
> > I went to a Chuck E. Cheese place one time and what they had for
> > entertainment was their Chuck E. Cheese characters playing "Taking care of
> > business" by some rock and and it was sacrilege that they would play a hard
> > rock song like that in a cheesy place like that.
> Singing “Oh what a friend we have in Cheeses"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I had a friend in cheeses . You see we were touring the Kraft cheese factory and he leaned a little too far over a railing and fell into a 10,000 gallon vat of cheese. This is the truth.

On Jun 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b48243e8-c676-4f52-85c6-0065e058c828n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > there was this guy Chuck who didn't know what direction he should aim his
> > > > > projectile vomit so someone saw him vomiting and he preferred that the
> > > > > man
> > > > > vomit
> > > > > upwards instead of downwards, so he said "up, Chuck.”
> > > >
> > > > And not at a Chuck - y Cheese???
> > > I went to a Chuck E. Cheese place one time and what they had for
> > > entertainment was their Chuck E. Cheese characters playing "Taking care of
> > > business" by some rock and and it was sacrilege that they would play a hard
> > > rock song like that in a cheesy place like that.
> > Singing “Oh what a friend we have in Cheeses"
> I had a friend in cheeses . You see we were touring the Kraft cheese factory
> and he leaned a little too far over a railing and fell into a 10,000 gallon
> vat of cheese. This is the truth.

Now ion it had happened in a brewery, I would not believe it was an accident.
More likely hen would have jumped in.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, June 21, 2023 at 3:50:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b48243e8-c676-4f52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > there was this guy Chuck who didn't know what direction he should aim his
> > > > > > projectile vomit so someone saw him vomiting and he preferred that the
> > > > > > man
> > > > > > vomit
> > > > > > upwards instead of downwards, so he said "up, Chuck.”
> > > > >
> > > > > And not at a Chuck - y Cheese???
> > > > I went to a Chuck E. Cheese place one time and what they had for
> > > > entertainment was their Chuck E. Cheese characters playing "Taking care of
> > > > business" by some rock and and it was sacrilege that they would play a hard
> > > > rock song like that in a cheesy place like that.
> > > Singing “Oh what a friend we have in Cheeses"
> > I had a friend in cheeses . You see we were touring the Kraft cheese factory
> > and he leaned a little too far over a railing and fell into a 10,000 gallon
> > vat of cheese. This is the truth.
> Now ion it had happened in a brewery, I would not believe it was an accident.
> More likely hen would have jumped in.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

What happened was his dog jumped into the cheese vat and he dove in after it , he came out a lot better than that guy in Yellowstone who dove into a hot pool after his dog and he had third-degree burns over 90% of his body and he died about five minutes later.

On Jun 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e2cd1c2f-340c-4ad6-838e-c5b32dcbfc8bn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > I went to a Chuck E. Cheese place one time and what they had for
> > > > > entertainment was their Chuck E. Cheese characters playing "Taking care
> > > > > of
> > > > > business" by some rock and and it was sacrilege that they would play a
> > > > > hard
> > > > > rock song like that in a cheesy place like that.
> > > > Singing “Oh what a friend we have in Cheeses"
> > > I had a friend in cheeses . You see we were touring the Kraft cheese
> > > factory
> > > and he leaned a little too far over a railing and fell into a 10,000 gallon
> > > vat of cheese. This is the truth.
> > Now ion it had happened in a brewery, I would not believe it was an
> > accident.
> > More likely hen would have jumped in.
> What happened was his dog jumped into the cheese vat and he dove in after it
> , he came out a lot better than that guy in Yellowstone who dove into a hot
> pool after his dog and he had third-degree burns over 90% of his body and he
> died about five minutes later.

Actually he forgot to let go of the leash and the dog pulled him in when it
jumped in.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, June 22, 2023 at 3:50:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e2cd1c2f-340c-4ad6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I went to a Chuck E. Cheese place one time and what they had for
> > > > > > entertainment was their Chuck E. Cheese characters playing "Taking care
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > business" by some rock and and it was sacrilege that they would play a
> > > > > > hard
> > > > > > rock song like that in a cheesy place like that.
> > > > > Singing “Oh what a friend we have in Cheeses"
> > > > I had a friend in cheeses . You see we were touring the Kraft cheese
> > > > factory
> > > > and he leaned a little too far over a railing and fell into a 10,000 gallon
> > > > vat of cheese. This is the truth.
> > > Now ion it had happened in a brewery, I would not believe it was an
> > > accident.
> > > More likely hen would have jumped in.
> > What happened was his dog jumped into the cheese vat and he dove in after it
> > , he came out a lot better than that guy in Yellowstone who dove into a hot
> > pool after his dog and he had third-degree burns over 90% of his body and he
> > died about five minutes later.
> Actually he forgot to let go of the leash and the dog pulled him in when it
> jumped in.
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I thought that maybe he was confused and thought that the pool was one of these medicinal Warmsprings deals.

On Jun 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<665792b9-76ea-4fc2-86e5-1f3bbb13c06en@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Now ion it had happened in a brewery, I would not believe it was an
> > > > accident.
> > > > More likely hen would have jumped in.
> > > What happened was his dog jumped into the cheese vat and he dove in after
> > > it
> > > , he came out a lot better than that guy in Yellowstone who dove into a hot
> > > pool after his dog and he had third-degree burns over 90% of his body and
> > > he
> > > died about five minutes later.
> > Actually he forgot to let go of the leash and the dog pulled him in when it
> > jumped in.
>
> I thought that maybe he was confused and thought that the pool was one of
> these medicinal Warmsprings deals.

It was the ultimate medicine for stupidity...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, June 22, 2023 at 9:49:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<665792b9-76ea-4fc2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Now ion it had happened in a brewery, I would not believe it was an
> > > > > accident.
> > > > > More likely hen would have jumped in.
> > > > What happened was his dog jumped into the cheese vat and he dove in after
> > > > it
> > > > , he came out a lot better than that guy in Yellowstone who dove into a hot
> > > > pool after his dog and he had third-degree burns over 90% of his body and
> > > > he
> > > > died about five minutes later.
> > > Actually he forgot to let go of the leash and the dog pulled him in when it
> > > jumped in.
> >
> > I thought that maybe he was confused and thought that the pool was one of
> > these medicinal Warmsprings deals.
> It was the ultimate medicine for stupidity...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Maybe he deliberately committed suicide he had to pool all of his willpower to pull it off. Perhaps it was because he was tired of living in this miserable Hell we call reality, not giving people a decent way to live and making people adhere to the philosophy in that Neil Young song. "Lotta people figure they'd be better off dead".

On Jun 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<92b93994-6cb6-4903-bf5f-cb78291ec10an@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Actually he forgot to let go of the leash and the dog pulled him in when
> > > > it
> > > > jumped in.
> > >
> > > I thought that maybe he was confused and thought that the pool was one of
> > > these medicinal Warmsprings deals.
> > It was the ultimate medicine for stupidity...
> Maybe he deliberately committed suicide he had to pool all of his willpower
> to pull it off. Perhaps it was because he was tired of living in this
> miserable Hell we call reality, not giving people a decent way to live and
> making people adhere to the philosophy in that Neil Young song. "Lotta people
> figure they'd be better off dead”.

Said the spokesman for the Morticians/grave diggers unions.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, June 23, 2023 at 3:49:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<92b93994-6cb6-4903...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Actually he forgot to let go of the leash and the dog pulled him in when
> > > > > it
> > > > > jumped in.
> > > >
> > > > I thought that maybe he was confused and thought that the pool was one of
> > > > these medicinal Warmsprings deals.
> > > It was the ultimate medicine for stupidity...
> > Maybe he deliberately committed suicide he had to pool all of his willpower
> > to pull it off. Perhaps it was because he was tired of living in this
> > miserable Hell we call reality, not giving people a decent way to live and
> > making people adhere to the philosophy in that Neil Young song. "Lotta people
> > figure they'd be better off dead”.
> Said the spokesman for the Morticians/grave diggers unions.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Hey, I was on trial for murder one time and I got off Scott free , I told the judge I was experimenting with population control. It is a serious problem.

On Jun 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f29b75d9-8a5b-4c10-bc7a-6dba78fa78b6n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > It was the ultimate medicine for stupidity...
> > > Maybe he deliberately committed suicide he had to pool all of his willpower
> > > to pull it off. Perhaps it was because he was tired of living in this
> > > miserable Hell we call reality, not giving people a decent way to live and
> > > making people adhere to the philosophy in that Neil Young song. "Lotta
> > > people
> > > figure they'd be better off dead”.
> > Said the spokesman for the Morticians/grave diggers unions. Hey, I was on trial for murder one time and I got off Scott free , I told the
> judge I was experimenting with population control. It is a serious problem.

I suppose that Alferd Packer had an eating disorder???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx