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A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.

Nelson was 5’4” tall.
His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
That’s Horatio of 3:1

On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
(in article <srk0tp$7vs$1@theuse.news.theuse.net>):

> Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> That’s Horatio of 3:1

The english do blow things out of proportion.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> The english do blow things out of proportion.
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall but some are normal size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they blow the ones that are all out of proportion

On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<16950064-2079-48f2-8319-42888bbfa05cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> >
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall but some are normal
> size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they blow the ones that
> are all out of proportion

I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a blew film about it.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > >
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall but some are normal
> > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they blow the ones that
> > are all out of proportion
> I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a blew film about it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV ; I could watch them all day long.

On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307-b3ec-f2859521bbf2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > >
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall but some are normal
> > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they blow the ones that
> > > are all out of proportion
> > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a blew film about it.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV ; I could watch
> them all day long.

So they get a rise out of you.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > >
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall but some are normal
> > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they blow the ones that
> > > > are all out of proportion
> > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a blew film about it.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV ; I could watch
> > them all day long.
> So they get a rise out of you.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a high-rise.

On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60-abbc-7b5bc0303ad4n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall but some are
> > > > > normal
> > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they blow the ones
> > > > > that
> > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a blew film about
> > > > it.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV ; I could watch
> > > them all day long.
> > So they get a rise out of you.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a high-rise.

Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall but some are
> > > > > > normal
> > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they blow the ones
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a blew film about
> > > > > it.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV ; I could watch
> > > > them all day long.
> > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a high-rise.
> Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned how to walk.

On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6-903e-c081a7249f73n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall but some are
> > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they blow the ones
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a blew film about
> > > > > > it.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV ; I could
> > > > > watch
> > > > > them all day long.
> > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a high-rise.
> > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned how to walk.

You seem to have taken that disability in stride.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall but some are
> > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they blow the ones
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a blew film about
> > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV ; I could
> > > > > > watch
> > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a high-rise.
> > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned how to walk.
> You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned it into an ability.

On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall but some are
> > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they blow the ones
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a blew film about
> > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV ; I could
> > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a high-rise.
> > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned how to walk.
> > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned it into an ability.

Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability in stride.

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by: Mike - Sat, 15 Jan 2022 10:11 UTC

On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081-a813-534f7f8019fcn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall but some are
> > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they blow the
> > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a blew film
> > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV ; I could
> > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a high-rise.
> > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned how to walk.
> > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned it into an
> > ability.
>
> Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability in stride.

I find it a lame excuse.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 15 Jan 2022 15:43 UTC

On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall but some are
> > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they blow the
> > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a blew film
> > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV ; I could
> > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a high-rise.
> > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned how to walk.
> > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned it into an
> > > ability.
> >
> > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability in stride.
> I find it a lame excuse.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with your life.

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by: Mike - Sat, 15 Jan 2022 22:13 UTC

On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799-b791-b7fbf7f529a3n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall but some
> > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they blow the
> > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a blew film
> > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV ; I could
> > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a high-rise.
> > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned how to walk.
> > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned it into an
> > > > ability.
> > >
> > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability in stride.
> > I find it a lame excuse.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with your life.

You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 16 Jan 2022 11:27 UTC

On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse..net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall but some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they blow the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a blew film
> > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV ; I could
> > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a high-rise.
> > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned how to walk.
> > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned it into an
> > > > > ability.
> > > >
> > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability in stride..
> > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with your life.
> You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

One is in firm G if they like computers.

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by: Mike - Sun, 16 Jan 2022 17:20 UTC

On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d9018d12-2858-46be-babb-2fc4b1759b3en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall but some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a blew film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned how to walk.
> > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned it into an
> > > > > > ability.
> > > > >
> > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability in stride.
> > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with your life.
> > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> One is in firm G if they like computers.

Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 16 Jan 2022 21:19 UTC

On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall but some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a blew film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned how to walk.
> > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned it into an
> > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability in stride.
> > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with your life.
> > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Sun, 16 Jan 2022 22:20 UTC

On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86-ae27-99483bdf8ab7n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned how to walk.
> > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned it into an
> > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability in stride.
> > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with your life.
> > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 17 Jan 2022 00:23 UTC

On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned how to walk.
> > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned it into an
> > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability in stride.
> > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with your life.
> > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any more
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Mon, 17 Jan 2022 07:49 UTC

On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab-ace6-ed104d383a9en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned how to
> > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned it into
> > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with your life.
> > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any more
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it thin.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 17 Jan 2022 16:00 UTC

be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse..news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned how to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned it into
> > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with your life.
> > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any more
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it thin.
> As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like shoe business"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Mon, 17 Jan 2022 16:46 UTC

On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<561d401f-2816-4162-a42b-816e2e1eb4fen@googlegroups.com>):

> be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned how to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned it into
> > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability in
> > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with your life.
> > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any more
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it thin.
> > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like shoe business"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I got delayed in
> picking them up like for two years ;
> finally I went into the store and asked the man for my shoes and he said
> they'll be ready in four days.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 17 Jan 2022 18:52 UTC

On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned how to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned it into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability in
> > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with your life.
> > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any more
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it thin.
> > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like shoe business"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I got delayed in
> > picking them up like for two years ;
> > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my shoes and he said
> > they'll be ready in four days.
> for that one of you should spend some time in sole-itary...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Mon, 17 Jan 2022 21:07 UTC

On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<96be152d-da64-4536-bdfc-ab18b39c7ab9n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned how to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with your life.
> > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any more
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it thin.
> > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like shoe business"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I got delayed in
> > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my shoes and he said
> > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > for that one of you should spend some time in sole-itary...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said "God, God, please
> save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just playing soul-itare..

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