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 by: Mike - Tue, 1 Feb 2022 11:39 UTC

On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<76378208-1236-4426-9a74-3ef0e8436c69n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<186cd6fd-c098-476c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 1:59:54 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<436007bd-08c5-4c2a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 7:22:07 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c16fd9d9-203e-4d3a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 11:24:22 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79d5c37a-8971-4cc2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 4:45:29 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That os one way to discharge their aggressions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just don't understand it we have serious matters to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discuss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep making your little oneline puns we have to come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > root
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you want to make puns what was it when you were an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat pun after time do you all day long 24 seven 365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more puns and was Gary Halik right by your side and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inundated by phones and therefore puns are now your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A phone-ny analogy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See there you rat I produce a paragraph of brilliant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > commentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do just respond with two or three horrible words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > entail
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun I'm sick of it I'm gonna quit this I'm gonna quit it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responding to you one more time it's just a waste of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > important things to do like put the cat water out you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sickens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish that Al would come back the dictation said AI what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ELLE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dictation is so pathetic I mean what did Apple do you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > five
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so anyway this is it guy I'm over with this I'm not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > falling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore of posting anymore words and did you know that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a potentially infinite number of whatever means thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential that's a potential infinity that means you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time which means that even though you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number of thoughts in your head well maybe not you you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time so they're actually fine I'll in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say is I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to take THAT action!!!!! it Figures.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you listen here buddy boy I was having a good time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exchanging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns with you and then you pull out the dunce cap card it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would've kept on with normal puns but you pulling out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really irritated me and I flew into my rage because I have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage syndrome and I just telling you that it's all on your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoulders
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God save your immoral soul
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you would sentence me to soul-itary confinement??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you ask shoe Ally trying to be nice now and get things
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible duncecap episode?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are cretin a wrong impression of me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, cretin is a good impression of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stupe to that after complaining about my retort???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of this, buddy boy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one pun tied behind my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun. While I try and be
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology is joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever works....
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a lot of ho's there;
> > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of little roll in a bowl of
> > > Chinese soup?
> > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Not long at all because had I been there any length of time at all I'd be
> boiled to death.


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On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 5:39:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<76378208-1236-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<186cd6fd-c098-476c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 1:59:54 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<436007bd-08c5-4c2a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 7:22:07 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c16fd9d9-203e-4d3a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 11:24:22 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79d5c37a-8971-4cc2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 4:45:29 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That os one way to discharge their aggressions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just don't understand it we have serious matters to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discuss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep making your little oneline puns we have to come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > root
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you want to make puns what was it when you were an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat pun after time do you all day long 24 seven 365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more puns and was Gary Halik right by your side and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inundated by phones and therefore puns are now your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A phone-ny analogy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See there you rat I produce a paragraph of brilliant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > commentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do just respond with two or three horrible words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > entail
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun I'm sick of it I'm gonna quit this I'm gonna quit it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responding to you one more time it's just a waste of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > important things to do like put the cat water out you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sickens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish that Al would come back the dictation said AI what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ELLE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dictation is so pathetic I mean what did Apple do you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > five
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so anyway this is it guy I'm over with this I'm not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > falling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore of posting anymore words and did you know that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a potentially infinite number of whatever means thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential that's a potential infinity that means you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time which means that even though you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number of thoughts in your head well maybe not you you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time so they're actually fine I'll in the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say is I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to take THAT action!!!!! it Figures.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you listen here buddy boy I was having a good time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exchanging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns with you and then you pull out the dunce cap card it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would've kept on with normal puns but you pulling out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really irritated me and I flew into my rage because I have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage syndrome and I just telling you that it's all on your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoulders
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God save your immoral soul
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you would sentence me to soul-itary confinement??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you ask shoe Ally trying to be nice now and get things
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible duncecap episode?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are cretin a wrong impression of me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, cretin is a good impression of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stupe to that after complaining about my retort???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of this, buddy boy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one pun tied behind my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun. While I try and be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology is joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever works....
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a lot of ho's there;
> > > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of little roll in a bowl of
> > > > Chinese soup?
> > > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Not long at all because had I been there any length of time at all I'd be
> > boiled to death.
> But that is baking the question. Just how long has this problem been
> fermenting in your mind??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 1 Feb 2022 18:22 UTC

On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a4a248b2-83f2-4cbd-9816-e2c4ba3760b0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 5:39:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<76378208-1236-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<186cd6fd-c098-476c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 1:59:54 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<436007bd-08c5-4c2a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 7:22:07 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c16fd9d9-203e-4d3a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 11:24:22 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79d5c37a-8971-4cc2...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 4:45:29 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That os one way to discharge their aggressions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just don't understand it we have serious matters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discuss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep making your little oneline puns we have to come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > root
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you want to make puns what was it when you were an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat pun after time do you all day long 24 seven
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more puns and was Gary Halik right by your side and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inundated by phones and therefore puns are now your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A phone-ny analogy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See there you rat I produce a paragraph of brilliant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > commentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do just respond with two or three horrible words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > entail
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun I'm sick of it I'm gonna quit this I'm gonna quit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responding to you one more time it's just a waste of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > important things to do like put the cat water out you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sickens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish that Al would come back the dictation said AI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ELLE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dictation is so pathetic I mean what did Apple do you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > five
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so anyway this is it guy I'm over with this I'm not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > falling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore of posting anymore words and did you know that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a potentially infinite number of whatever means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential that's a potential infinity that means you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time which means that even though you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number of thoughts in your head well maybe not you you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time so they're actually fine I'll in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say is I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to take THAT action!!!!! it Figures.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you listen here buddy boy I was having a good time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exchanging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns with you and then you pull out the dunce cap card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would've kept on with normal puns but you pulling out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really irritated me and I flew into my rage because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage syndrome and I just telling you that it's all on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoulders
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God save your immoral soul
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you would sentence me to soul-itary confinement??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you ask shoe Ally trying to be nice now and get things
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible duncecap episode?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are cretin a wrong impression of me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, cretin is a good impression of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stupe to that after complaining about my retort???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of this, buddy boy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one pun tied behind my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun. While I try and be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology is joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever works....
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a lot of ho's
> > > > > > > there;
> > > > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of little roll in a bowl
> > > > > of
> > > > > Chinese soup?
> > > > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Not long at all because had I been there any length of time at all I'd be
> > > boiled to death.
> > But that is baking the question. Just how long has this problem been
> > fermenting in your mind??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well, quite a while, it seems my head, its interior cavity that is , is good
> for nothing but making whine.


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On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 12:22:22 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a4a248b2-83f2-4cbd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 5:39:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<76378208-1236-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<186cd6fd-c098-476c....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 1:59:54 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<436007bd-08c5-4c2a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 7:22:07 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c16fd9d9-203e-4d3a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 11:24:22 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79d5c37a-8971-4cc2...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 4:45:29 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That os one way to discharge their aggressions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just don't understand it we have serious matters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discuss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep making your little oneline puns we have to come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > root
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you want to make puns what was it when you were an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat pun after time do you all day long 24 seven
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more puns and was Gary Halik right by your side and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inundated by phones and therefore puns are now your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A phone-ny analogy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See there you rat I produce a paragraph of brilliant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > commentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do just respond with two or three horrible words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > entail
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun I'm sick of it I'm gonna quit this I'm gonna quit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responding to you one more time it's just a waste of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > important things to do like put the cat water out you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sickens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish that Al would come back the dictation said AI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ELLE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dictation is so pathetic I mean what did Apple do you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > five
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so anyway this is it guy I'm over with this I'm not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > falling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore of posting anymore words and did you know that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a potentially infinite number of whatever means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential that's a potential infinity that means you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time which means that even though you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number of thoughts in your head well maybe not you you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time so they're actually fine I'll in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say is I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to take THAT action!!!!! it Figures.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you listen here buddy boy I was having a good time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exchanging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns with you and then you pull out the dunce cap card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would've kept on with normal puns but you pulling out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really irritated me and I flew into my rage because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage syndrome and I just telling you that it's all on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoulders
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God save your immoral soul
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you would sentence me to soul-itary confinement??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you ask shoe Ally trying to be nice now and get things
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible duncecap episode?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are cretin a wrong impression of me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, cretin is a good impression of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stupe to that after complaining about my retort???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of this, buddy boy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one pun tied behind my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun. While I try and be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology is joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever works....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a lot of ho's
> > > > > > > > there;
> > > > > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of little roll in a bowl
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > Chinese soup?
> > > > > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Not long at all because had I been there any length of time at all I'd be
> > > > boiled to death.
> > > But that is baking the question. Just how long has this problem been
> > > fermenting in your mind??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well, quite a while, it seems my head, its interior cavity that is , is good
> > for nothing but making whine.
> So your motto is “Whine, women and song”???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 1 Feb 2022 21:09 UTC

On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bf93180a-7290-48f1-b868-16ade17fd611n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 12:22:22 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a4a248b2-83f2-4cbd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 5:39:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<76378208-1236-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<186cd6fd-c098-476c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 1:59:54 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<436007bd-08c5-4c2a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 7:22:07 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c16fd9d9-203e-4d3a...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 11:24:22 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79d5c37a-8971-4cc2...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 4:45:29 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That os one way to discharge their aggressions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just don't understand it we have serious matters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discuss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep making your little oneline puns we have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > root
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you want to make puns what was it when you were an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat pun after time do you all day long 24 seven
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more puns and was Gary Halik right by your side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inundated by phones and therefore puns are now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A phone-ny analogy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See there you rat I produce a paragraph of brilliant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > commentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do just respond with two or three horrible words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > entail
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun I'm sick of it I'm gonna quit this I'm gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responding to you one more time it's just a waste of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > important things to do like put the cat water out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sickens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish that Al would come back the dictation said AI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ELLE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dictation is so pathetic I mean what did Apple do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > five
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so anyway this is it guy I'm over with this I'm not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > falling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore of posting anymore words and did you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a potentially infinite number of whatever means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential that's a potential infinity that means you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time which means that even though you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number of thoughts in your head well maybe not you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time so they're actually fine I'll in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say is I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to take THAT action!!!!! it Figures.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you listen here buddy boy I was having a good time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exchanging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns with you and then you pull out the dunce cap card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would've kept on with normal puns but you pulling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really irritated me and I flew into my rage because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage syndrome and I just telling you that it's all on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoulders
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God save your immoral soul
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you would sentence me to soul-itary confinement??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you ask shoe Ally trying to be nice now and get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible duncecap episode?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are cretin a wrong impression of me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, cretin is a good impression of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stupe to that after complaining about my retort???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of this, buddy boy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one pun tied behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun. While I try and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever works....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a lot of ho's
> > > > > > > > > there;
> > > > > > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > > > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of little roll in a bowl
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > Chinese soup?
> > > > > > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Not long at all because had I been there any length of time at all I'd be
> > > > > boiled to death.
> > > > But that is baking the question. Just how long has this problem been
> > > > fermenting in your mind??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well, quite a while, it seems my head, its interior cavity that is , is
> > > good
> > > for nothing but making whine.
> > So your motto is “Whine, women and song”???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> When women first see me they are repulsed and they begin crying, and they
> break out into the most horrible song they can think of , so we have the
> situation of whine women and song.


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On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 3:09:49 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<bf93180a-7290-48f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 12:22:22 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a4a248b2-83f2-4cbd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 5:39:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<76378208-1236-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<186cd6fd-c098-476c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 1:59:54 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<436007bd-08c5-4c2a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 7:22:07 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c16fd9d9-203e-4d3a...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 11:24:22 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79d5c37a-8971-4cc2...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 4:45:29 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That os one way to discharge their aggressions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just don't understand it we have serious matters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discuss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep making your little oneline puns we have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > root
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you want to make puns what was it when you were an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat pun after time do you all day long 24 seven
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more puns and was Gary Halik right by your side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inundated by phones and therefore puns are now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A phone-ny analogy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See there you rat I produce a paragraph of brilliant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > commentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do just respond with two or three horrible words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > entail
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun I'm sick of it I'm gonna quit this I'm gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responding to you one more time it's just a waste of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > important things to do like put the cat water out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sickens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish that Al would come back the dictation said AI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ELLE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dictation is so pathetic I mean what did Apple do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > five
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so anyway this is it guy I'm over with this I'm not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > falling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore of posting anymore words and did you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a potentially infinite number of whatever means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential that's a potential infinity that means you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time which means that even though you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number of thoughts in your head well maybe not you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time so they're actually fine I'll in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say is I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to take THAT action!!!!! it Figures.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you listen here buddy boy I was having a good time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exchanging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns with you and then you pull out the dunce cap card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would've kept on with normal puns but you pulling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really irritated me and I flew into my rage because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage syndrome and I just telling you that it's all on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoulders
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God save your immoral soul
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you would sentence me to soul-itary confinement??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you ask shoe Ally trying to be nice now and get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible duncecap episode?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are cretin a wrong impression of me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, cretin is a good impression of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stupe to that after complaining about my retort???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of this, buddy boy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one pun tied behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun. While I try and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever works....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a lot of ho's
> > > > > > > > > > there;
> > > > > > > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > > > > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of little roll in a bowl
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > Chinese soup?
> > > > > > > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Not long at all because had I been there any length of time at all I'd be
> > > > > > boiled to death.
> > > > > But that is baking the question. Just how long has this problem been
> > > > > fermenting in your mind??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Well, quite a while, it seems my head, its interior cavity that is , is
> > > > good
> > > > for nothing but making whine.
> > > So your motto is “Whine, women and song”???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > When women first see me they are repulsed and they begin crying, and they
> > break out into the most horrible song they can think of , so we have the
> > situation of whine women and song.
> What they say does not mean a sing.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 2 Feb 2022 08:53 UTC

On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a2cd9afc-7203-4c8e-b296-dcb3a6fd2483n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 3:09:49 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<bf93180a-7290-48f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 12:22:22 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a4a248b2-83f2-4cbd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 5:39:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<76378208-1236-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<186cd6fd-c098-476c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 1:59:54 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<436007bd-08c5-4c2a...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 7:22:07 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c16fd9d9-203e-4d3a...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 11:24:22 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79d5c37a-8971-4cc2...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 4:45:29 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That os one way to discharge their aggressions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just don't understand it we have serious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > matters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discuss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep making your little oneline puns we have to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > root
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you want to make puns what was it when you were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat pun after time do you all day long 24
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seven
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more puns and was Gary Halik right by your side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inundated by phones and therefore puns are now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A phone-ny analogy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See there you rat I produce a paragraph of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brilliant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > commentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do just respond with two or three horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > entail
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun I'm sick of it I'm gonna quit this I'm gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responding to you one more time it's just a waste
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > important things to do like put the cat water out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sickens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish that Al would come back the dictation said AI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ELLE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dictation is so pathetic I mean what did Apple do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > five
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so anyway this is it guy I'm over with this I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > falling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore of posting anymore words and did you know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a potentially infinite number of whatever means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential that's a potential infinity that means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time which means that even though
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number of thoughts in your head well maybe not you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time so they're actually fine I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say is I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to take THAT action!!!!! it Figures.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you listen here buddy boy I was having a good time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exchanging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns with you and then you pull out the dunce cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would've kept on with normal puns but you pulling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really irritated me and I flew into my rage because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage syndrome and I just telling you that it's all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoulders
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God save your immoral soul
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you would sentence me to soul-itary confinement??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you ask shoe Ally trying to be nice now and get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible duncecap episode?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are cretin a wrong impression of me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, cretin is a good impression of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stupe to that after complaining about my retort???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of this, buddy boy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one pun tied behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun. While I try and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever works....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a lot of ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > there;
> > > > > > > > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > > > > > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of little roll in a
> > > > > > > > > bowl
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > Chinese soup?
> > > > > > > > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Not long at all because had I been there any length of time at all I'd
> > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > boiled to death.
> > > > > > But that is baking the question. Just how long has this problem been
> > > > > > fermenting in your mind??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Well, quite a while, it seems my head, its interior cavity that is , is
> > > > > good
> > > > > for nothing but making whine.
> > > > So your motto is “Whine, women and song”???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > When women first see me they are repulsed and they begin crying, and they
> > > break out into the most horrible song they can think of , so we have the
> > > situation of whine women and song.
> > What they say does not mean a sing.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> My singing is so bad they put me in Sing-Sing because of it.
>
> I sing so poorly because when I was young my two brothers whenever I tried to
> sing put their hands over their ears and screamed for me to stop, you're
> hurting our ears.


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On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 2:53:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a2cd9afc-7203-4c8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 3:09:49 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<bf93180a-7290-48f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 12:22:22 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a4a248b2-83f2-4cbd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 5:39:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<76378208-1236-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<186cd6fd-c098-476c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 1:59:54 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<436007bd-08c5-4c2a...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 4:45:29 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time so they're actually fine I'll
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say is I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to take THAT action!!!!! it Figures.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you listen here buddy boy I was having a good time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exchanging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God save your immoral soul
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you would sentence me to soul-itary confinement??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you ask shoe Ally trying to be nice now and get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible duncecap episode?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are cretin a wrong impression of me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, cretin is a good impression of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stupe to that after complaining about my retort???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of this, buddy boy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one pun tied behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun. While I try and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever works....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a lot of ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > there;
> > > > > > > > > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > > > > > > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton....
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of little roll in a
> > > > > > > > > > bowl
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > Chinese soup?
> > > > > > > > > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Not long at all because had I been there any length of time at all I'd
> > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > boiled to death.
> > > > > > > But that is baking the question. Just how long has this problem been
> > > > > > > fermenting in your mind??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well, quite a while, it seems my head, its interior cavity that is , is
> > > > > > good
> > > > > > for nothing but making whine.
> > > > > So your motto is “Whine, women and song”???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > When women first see me they are repulsed and they begin crying, and they
> > > > break out into the most horrible song they can think of , so we have the
> > > > situation of whine women and song.
> > > What they say does not mean a sing.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > My singing is so bad they put me in Sing-Sing because of it.
> >
> > I sing so poorly because when I was young my two brothers whenever I tried to
> > sing put their hands over their ears and screamed for me to stop, you're
> > hurting our ears.
> They gave you the best ears of their lives.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 2 Feb 2022 21:44 UTC

On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a909a07c-10f8-4511-aead-273c560e736bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 2:53:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a2cd9afc-7203-4c8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 3:09:49 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<bf93180a-7290-48f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 12:22:22 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a4a248b2-83f2-4cbd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 5:39:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<76378208-1236-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<186cd6fd-c098-476c...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 1:59:54 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<436007bd-08c5-4c2a...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 7:22:07 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c16fd9d9-203e-4d3a...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 11:24:22 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79d5c37a-8971-4cc2...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 4:45:29 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That os one way to discharge their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aggressions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just don't understand it we have serious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > matters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discuss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep making your little oneline puns we have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > root
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you want to make puns what was it when you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat pun after time do you all day long 24
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seven
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A phone-ny analogy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brilliant
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number of thoughts in your head well maybe not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time so they're actually fine I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say is I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to take THAT action!!!!! it Figures.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you listen here buddy boy I was having a good time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exchanging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns with you and then you pull out the dunce cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would've kept on with normal puns but you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really irritated me and I flew into my rage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage syndrome and I just telling you that it's all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoulders
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God save your immoral soul
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you would sentence me to soul-itary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > confinement??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you ask shoe Ally trying to be nice now and get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible duncecap episode?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are cretin a wrong impression of me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, cretin is a good impression of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stupe to that after complaining about my retort???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of this, buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one pun tied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun. While I try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever works....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a lot of ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of little roll in a
> > > > > > > > > > > bowl
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > Chinese soup?
> > > > > > > > > > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Not long at all because had I been there any length of time at all
> > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > boiled to death.
> > > > > > > > But that is baking the question. Just how long has this problem been
> > > > > > > > fermenting in your mind??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well, quite a while, it seems my head, its interior cavity that is , is
> > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > for nothing but making whine.
> > > > > > So your motto is “Whine, women and song”???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > When women first see me they are repulsed and they begin crying, and they
> > > > > break out into the most horrible song they can think of , so we have the
> > > > > situation of whine women and song.
> > > > What they say does not mean a sing.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > My singing is so bad they put me in Sing-Sing because of it.
> > >
> > > I sing so poorly because when I was young my two brothers whenever I tried
> > > to
> > > sing put their hands over their ears and screamed for me to stop, you're
> > > hurting our ears.
> > They gave you the best ears of their lives.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> That farmer worked hard to grow some really nice corn and then give it to my
> brothers.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 3 Feb 2022 01:23 UTC

On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 3:44:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a909a07c-10f8-4511...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 2:53:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a2cd9afc-7203-4c8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 3:09:49 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<bf93180a-7290-48f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 12:22:22 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a4a248b2-83f2-4cbd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 5:39:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<76378208-1236-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<186cd6fd-c098-476c...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 1:59:54 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<436007bd-08c5-4c2a...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 7:22:07 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c16fd9d9-203e-4d3a...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 11:24:22 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79d5c37a-8971-4cc2...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 4:45:29 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That os one way to discharge their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aggressions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just don't understand it we have serious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > matters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discuss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep making your little oneline puns we have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > root
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you want to make puns what was it when you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat pun after time do you all day long 24
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seven
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more puns and was Gary Halik right by your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inundated by phones and therefore puns are now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A phone-ny analogy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See there you rat I produce a paragraph of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brilliant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > commentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do just respond with two or three horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > entail
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun I'm sick of it I'm gonna quit this I'm gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > responding to you one more time it's just a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > waste
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > important things to do like put the cat water
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sickens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wish that Al would come back the dictation said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AI
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > meant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ELLE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dictation is so pathetic I mean what did Apple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spend
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > five
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cents
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so anyway this is it guy I'm over with this I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > falling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anymore of posting anymore words and did you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > know
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a potentially infinite number of whatever means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential that's a potential infinity that means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time which means that even though
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number of thoughts in your head well maybe not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time so they're actually fine I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say is I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to take THAT action!!!!! it Figures.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you listen here buddy boy I was having a good time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exchanging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns with you and then you pull out the dunce cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would've kept on with normal puns but you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really irritated me and I flew into my rage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage syndrome and I just telling you that it's all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoulders
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God save your immoral soul
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you would sentence me to soul-itary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > confinement??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you ask shoe Ally trying to be nice now and get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible duncecap episode?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are cretin a wrong impression of me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, cretin is a good impression of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stupe to that after complaining about my retort???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of this, buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one pun tied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun. While I try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever works....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a lot of ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of little roll in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > bowl
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > Chinese soup?
> > > > > > > > > > > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Not long at all because had I been there any length of time at all
> > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > boiled to death.
> > > > > > > > > But that is baking the question. Just how long has this problem been
> > > > > > > > > fermenting in your mind??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well, quite a while, it seems my head, its interior cavity that is , is
> > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > for nothing but making whine.
> > > > > > > So your motto is “Whine, women and song”???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > When women first see me they are repulsed and they begin crying, and they
> > > > > > break out into the most horrible song they can think of , so we have the
> > > > > > situation of whine women and song.
> > > > > What they say does not mean a sing.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > My singing is so bad they put me in Sing-Sing because of it.
> > > >
> > > > I sing so poorly because when I was young my two brothers whenever I tried
> > > > to
> > > > sing put their hands over their ears and screamed for me to stop, you're
> > > > hurting our ears.
> > > They gave you the best ears of their lives.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > That farmer worked hard to grow some really nice corn and then give it to my
> > brothers.
> That could get him arrested for the distribution of cornography.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 3 Feb 2022 09:45 UTC

On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c957f832-ddb7-4308-be46-31ebbe9d505an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 3:44:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a909a07c-10f8-4511...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 2:53:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a2cd9afc-7203-4c8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 3:09:49 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<bf93180a-7290-48f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 12:22:22 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a4a248b2-83f2-4cbd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 5:39:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<76378208-1236-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<186cd6fd-c098-476c...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 1:59:54 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<436007bd-08c5-4c2a...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 7:22:07 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c16fd9d9-203e-4d3a...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 11:24:22
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79d5c37a-8971-4cc2...@googlegro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 4:45:29
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That os one way to discharge their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aggressions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just don't understand it we have serious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > matters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discuss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep making your little oneline puns we have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > root
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you want to make puns what was it when you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat pun after time do you all day long 24
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seven
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more puns and was Gary Halik right by your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inundated by phones and therefore puns are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A phone-ny analogy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > See there you rat I produce a paragraph of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > brilliant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > commentary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > what
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you do just respond with two or three horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > entail
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun I'm sick of it I'm gonna quit this I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gonna
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > quit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sickens
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > though
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number of thoughts in your head well maybe not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > can
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time so they're actually fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say is I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to take THAT action!!!!! it Figures.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you listen here buddy boy I was having a good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exchanging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns with you and then you pull out the dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would've kept on with normal puns but you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really irritated me and I flew into my rage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage syndrome and I just telling you that it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoulders
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God save your immoral soul
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you would sentence me to soul-itary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > confinement??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you ask shoe Ally trying to be nice now and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible duncecap episode?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are cretin a wrong impression of me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, cretin is a good impression of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stupe to that after complaining about my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > retort???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of this, buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one pun tied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun. While I try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever works....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of little roll in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > bowl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Chinese soup?
> > > > > > > > > > > > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Not long at all because had I been there any length of time at all
> > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > boiled to death.
> > > > > > > > > > But that is baking the question. Just how long has this problem been
> > > > > > > > > > fermenting in your mind??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well, quite a while, it seems my head, its interior cavity that is ,
> > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > for nothing but making whine.
> > > > > > > > So your motto is “Whine, women and song”???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > When women first see me they are repulsed and they begin crying, and
> > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > break out into the most horrible song they can think of , so we have
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > situation of whine women and song.
> > > > > > What they say does not mean a sing.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > My singing is so bad they put me in Sing-Sing because of it.
> > > > >
> > > > > I sing so poorly because when I was young my two brothers whenever I
> > > > > tried
> > > > > to
> > > > > sing put their hands over their ears and screamed for me to stop, you're
> > > > > hurting our ears.
> > > > They gave you the best ears of their lives.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > That farmer worked hard to grow some really nice corn and then give it to
> > > my
> > > brothers.
> > That could get him arrested for the distribution of cornography.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Isn't cornography the process of taking photographs of calluses on your feet?


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 3 Feb 2022 13:41 UTC

On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 3:45:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c957f832-ddb7-4308...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 3:44:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a909a07c-10f8-4511...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 2:53:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a2cd9afc-7203-4c8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 3:09:49 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<bf93180a-7290-48f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 12:22:22 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<a4a248b2-83f2-4cbd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 5:39:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76378208-1236-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<186cd6fd-c098-476c...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 1:59:54 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<436007bd-08c5-4c2a...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 7:22:07 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c16fd9d9-203e-4d3a...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 11:24:22
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79d5c37a-8971-4cc2...@googlegro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 4:45:29
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That os one way to discharge their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aggressions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just don't understand it we have serious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > matters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discuss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep making your little oneline puns we have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > root
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cause
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > why
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you want to make puns what was it when you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infant
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mother
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > repeat pun after time do you all day long 24
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seven
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 365
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more puns and was Gary Halik right by your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > side
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > both
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > inundated by phones and therefore puns are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bucky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A phone-ny analogy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say is I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to take THAT action!!!!! it Figures.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you listen here buddy boy I was having a good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exchanging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns with you and then you pull out the dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would've kept on with normal puns but you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really irritated me and I flew into my rage
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage syndrome and I just telling you that it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoulders
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God save your immoral soul
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you would sentence me to soul-itary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > confinement??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you ask shoe Ally trying to be nice now and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible duncecap episode?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are cretin a wrong impression of me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, cretin is a good impression of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stupe to that after complaining about my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > retort???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of this, buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one pun tied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun. While I try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever works....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of little roll in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chinese soup?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Not long at all because had I been there any length of time at all
> > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > boiled to death.
> > > > > > > > > > > But that is baking the question. Just how long has this problem been
> > > > > > > > > > > fermenting in your mind??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Well, quite a while, it seems my head, its interior cavity that is ,
> > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > for nothing but making whine.
> > > > > > > > > So your motto is “Whine, women and song”???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > When women first see me they are repulsed and they begin crying, and
> > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > break out into the most horrible song they can think of , so we have
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > situation of whine women and song.
> > > > > > > What they say does not mean a sing.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > My singing is so bad they put me in Sing-Sing because of it.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I sing so poorly because when I was young my two brothers whenever I
> > > > > > tried
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > sing put their hands over their ears and screamed for me to stop, you're
> > > > > > hurting our ears.
> > > > > They gave you the best ears of their lives.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > That farmer worked hard to grow some really nice corn and then give it to
> > > > my
> > > > brothers.
> > > That could get him arrested for the distribution of cornography.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Isn't cornography the process of taking photographs of calluses on your feet?
> You are a corn-ucopia of misinformation.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 3 Feb 2022 14:08 UTC

On Feb 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6a9201da-944f-4b66-a12b-27a94717fe57n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 3:45:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<c957f832-ddb7-4308...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 3:44:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a909a07c-10f8-4511...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 2:53:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a2cd9afc-7203-4c8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 3:09:49 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<bf93180a-7290-48f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 12:22:22 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<a4a248b2-83f2-4cbd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 5:39:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76378208-1236-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<186cd6fd-c098-476c...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 1:59:54 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<436007bd-08c5-4c2a...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 7:22:07 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c16fd9d9-203e-4d3a...@googlegro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 11:24:22
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79d5c37a-8971-4cc2...@googleg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:45:29
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That os one way to discharge their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aggressions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just don't understand it we have serious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > matters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discuss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > keep making your little oneline puns we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, cretin is a good impression of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stupe to that after complaining about my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > retort???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of this, buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one pun tied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun. While I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever works....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of little roll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chinese soup?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Not long at all because had I been there any length of time at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > boiled to death.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But that is baking the question. Just how long has this problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > fermenting in your mind??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Well, quite a while, it seems my head, its interior cavity that is
> > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > for nothing but making whine.
> > > > > > > > > > So your motto is “Whine, women and song”???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > When women first see me they are repulsed and they begin crying, and
> > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > break out into the most horrible song they can think of , so we have
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > situation of whine women and song.
> > > > > > > > What they say does not mean a sing.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > My singing is so bad they put me in Sing-Sing because of it.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I sing so poorly because when I was young my two brothers whenever I
> > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > sing put their hands over their ears and screamed for me to stop,
> > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > hurting our ears.
> > > > > > They gave you the best ears of their lives.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > That farmer worked hard to grow some really nice corn and then give it to
> > > > > my
> > > > > brothers.
> > > > That could get him arrested for the distribution of cornography.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Isn't cornography the process of taking photographs of calluses on your
> > > feet?
> > You are a corn-ucopia of misinformation.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes, I know Miss Information. I also know Miss Conception, Miss Ogenist, and
> Miss Texas , 1956.


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On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 8:08:27 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6a9201da-944f-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 3:45:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<c957f832-ddb7-4308...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 3:44:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a909a07c-10f8-4511...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 2:53:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a2cd9afc-7203-4c8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 3:09:49 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<bf93180a-7290-48f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 12:22:22 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a4a248b2-83f2-4cbd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 5:39:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76378208-1236-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<186cd6fd-c098-476c...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 1:59:54 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<436007bd-08c5-4c2a...@googlegroup
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say is I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to take THAT action!!!!! it Figures.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you listen here buddy boy I was having a good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exchanging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns with you and then you pull out the dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would've kept on with normal puns but you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really irritated me and I flew into my rage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage syndrome and I just telling you that it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoulders
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God save your immoral soul
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you would sentence me to soul-itary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > confinement??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you ask shoe Ally trying to be nice now and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible duncecap episode?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are cretin a wrong impression of me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, cretin is a good impression of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stupe to that after complaining about my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > retort???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of this, buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one pun tied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun. While I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever works....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of little roll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chinese soup?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not long at all because had I been there any length of time at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > boiled to death.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But that is baking the question. Just how long has this problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > fermenting in your mind??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well, quite a while, it seems my head, its interior cavity that is
> > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > for nothing but making whine.
> > > > > > > > > > > So your motto is “Whine, women and song”???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > When women first see me they are repulsed and they begin crying, and
> > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > break out into the most horrible song they can think of , so we have
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > situation of whine women and song.
> > > > > > > > > What they say does not mean a sing.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > My singing is so bad they put me in Sing-Sing because of it..
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I sing so poorly because when I was young my two brothers whenever I
> > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > sing put their hands over their ears and screamed for me to stop,
> > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > hurting our ears.
> > > > > > > They gave you the best ears of their lives.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That farmer worked hard to grow some really nice corn and then give it to
> > > > > > my
> > > > > > brothers.
> > > > > That could get him arrested for the distribution of cornography.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Isn't cornography the process of taking photographs of calluses on your
> > > > feet?
> > > You are a corn-ucopia of misinformation.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes, I know Miss Information. I also know Miss Conception, Miss Ogenist, and
> > Miss Texas , 1956.
> But your relations with them were only hit and miss.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 4 Feb 2022 09:38 UTC

On Feb 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bd7ddb4e-b55f-4662-92a4-506f13da596en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 8:08:27 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6a9201da-944f-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 3:45:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<c957f832-ddb7-4308...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 3:44:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a909a07c-10f8-4511...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 2:53:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a2cd9afc-7203-4c8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 3:09:49 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<bf93180a-7290-48f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 12:22:22 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a4a248b2-83f2-4cbd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 5:39:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76378208-1236-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<186cd6fd-c098-476c...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 1:59:54 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<436007bd-08c5-4c2a...@googlegro
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 7:22:07
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11:24:22
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:45:29
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That os one way to discharge their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aggressions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > serious
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > matters
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > discuss
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Erin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of this,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun. While I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of little roll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chinese soup?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not long at all because had I been there any length of time at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boiled to death.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But that is baking the question. Just how long has this problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > fermenting in your mind??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, quite a while, it seems my head, its interior cavity that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for nothing but making whine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So your motto is “Whine, women and song”???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > When women first see me they are repulsed and they begin crying,
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > break out into the most horrible song they can think of , so we
> > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > situation of whine women and song.
> > > > > > > > > > What they say does not mean a sing.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > My singing is so bad they put me in Sing-Sing because of it.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I sing so poorly because when I was young my two brothers whenever I
> > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > sing put their hands over their ears and screamed for me to stop,
> > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > hurting our ears.
> > > > > > > > They gave you the best ears of their lives.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That farmer worked hard to grow some really nice corn and then give it
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > brothers.
> > > > > > That could get him arrested for the distribution of cornography.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Isn't cornography the process of taking photographs of calluses on your
> > > > > feet?
> > > > You are a corn-ucopia of misinformation.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes, I know Miss Information. I also know Miss Conception, Miss Ogenist,
> > > and
> > > Miss Texas , 1956.
> > But your relations with them were only hit and miss.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I once walked up to a Miss who was no relation to me and asked her if she
> would like to engage in sexual intercourse . She replied "Sir, I am a married
> woman " to which I replied "Is your husband into threesomes?”
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On Friday, February 4, 2022 at 3:38:39 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<bd7ddb4e-b55f-4662...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 8:08:27 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6a9201da-944f-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 3:45:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c957f832-ddb7-4308...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 3:44:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a909a07c-10f8-4511...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 2:53:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<a2cd9afc-7203-4c8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 3:09:49 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bf93180a-7290-48f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 12:22:22 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a4a248b2-83f2-4cbd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 5:39:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76378208-1236-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a potentially infinite number of whatever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential that's a potential infinity that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time which means that even
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > though
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > potential
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infinite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number of thoughts in your head well maybe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time so they're actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say is I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to take THAT action!!!!! it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Figures.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you listen here buddy boy I was having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exchanging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns with you and then you pull out the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would've kept on with normal puns but you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really irritated me and I flew into my rage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage syndrome and I just telling you that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoulders
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God save your immoral soul
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you would sentence me to soul-itary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > confinement??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you ask shoe Ally trying to be nice now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible duncecap episode?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are cretin a wrong impression of me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, cretin is a good impression of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stupe to that after complaining about my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > retort???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of this,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun. While I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of little roll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chinese soup?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not long at all because had I been there any length of time at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boiled to death.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But that is baking the question. Just how long has this problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fermenting in your mind??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, quite a while, it seems my head, its interior cavity that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for nothing but making whine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So your motto is “Whine, women and song”???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > When women first see me they are repulsed and they begin crying,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > break out into the most horrible song they can think of , so we
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > situation of whine women and song.
> > > > > > > > > > > What they say does not mean a sing.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > My singing is so bad they put me in Sing-Sing because of it.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I sing so poorly because when I was young my two brothers whenever I
> > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > sing put their hands over their ears and screamed for me to stop,
> > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > hurting our ears.
> > > > > > > > > They gave you the best ears of their lives.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > That farmer worked hard to grow some really nice corn and then give it
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > brothers.
> > > > > > > That could get him arrested for the distribution of cornography.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Isn't cornography the process of taking photographs of calluses on your
> > > > > > feet?
> > > > > You are a corn-ucopia of misinformation.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes, I know Miss Information. I also know Miss Conception, Miss Ogenist,
> > > > and
> > > > Miss Texas , 1956.
> > > But your relations with them were only hit and miss.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I once walked up to a Miss who was no relation to me and asked her if she
> > would like to engage in sexual intercourse . She replied "Sir, I am a married
> > woman " to which I replied "Is your husband into threesomes?”
> You mrs the point
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 4 Feb 2022 14:44 UTC

On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<848f33fa-21a4-4bb9-8c30-30b4926f6d0dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, February 4, 2022 at 3:38:39 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<bd7ddb4e-b55f-4662...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 8:08:27 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Feb 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<6a9201da-944f-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 3:45:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c957f832-ddb7-4308...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 3:44:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a909a07c-10f8-4511...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 2:53:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2cd9afc-7203-4c8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 3:09:49 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bf93180a-7290-48f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 12:22:22 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a4a248b2-83f2-4cbd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 5:39:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76378208-1236-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<186cd6fd-c098-476c...@googlegro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 1:59:54
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<436007bd-08c5-4c2a...@googleg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 7:22:07
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c16fd9d9-203e-4d3a...@googl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11:24:22
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79d5c37a-8971-4cc2...@goo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:45:29
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say is I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to take THAT action!!!!! it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Figures.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you listen here buddy boy I was having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exchanging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns with you and then you pull out the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would've kept on with normal puns but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really irritated me and I flew into my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage syndrome and I just telling you that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoulders
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God save your immoral soul
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you would sentence me to soul-itary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > confinement??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you ask shoe Ally trying to be nice now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible duncecap episode?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are cretin a wrong impression of me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, cretin is a good impression of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stupe to that after complaining about my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > retort???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of this,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > roll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chinese soup?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not long at all because had I been there any length of time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boiled to death.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But that is baking the question. Just how long has this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fermenting in your mind??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, quite a while, it seems my head, its interior cavity that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for nothing but making whine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So your motto is “Whine, women and song”???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > When women first see me they are repulsed and they begin crying,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > break out into the most horrible song they can think of , so we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > situation of whine women and song.
> > > > > > > > > > > > What they say does not mean a sing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > My singing is so bad they put me in Sing-Sing because of it.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I sing so poorly because when I was young my two brothers whenever
> > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > sing put their hands over their ears and screamed for me to stop,
> > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > hurting our ears.
> > > > > > > > > > They gave you the best ears of their lives.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > That farmer worked hard to grow some really nice corn and then give
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > brothers.
> > > > > > > > That could get him arrested for the distribution of cornography.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Isn't cornography the process of taking photographs of calluses on your
> > > > > > > feet?
> > > > > > You are a corn-ucopia of misinformation.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, I know Miss Information. I also know Miss Conception, Miss Ogenist,
> > > > > and
> > > > > Miss Texas , 1956.
> > > > But your relations with them were only hit and miss.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I once walked up to a Miss who was no relation to me and asked her if she
> > > would like to engage in sexual intercourse . She replied "Sir, I am a
> > > married
> > > woman " to which I replied "Is your husband into threesomes?”
> > You mrs the point
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> One time I was bird hunting with a friend and we had a really good pointer
> dog along and I was talking to my friend and the dog was pointing at a bird
> and my friend told me "you were looking at me and not at the dog ; you missed
> the point.”
Just so you are not like the cold eskimo who ran out of firewood and threw
another dog on the fire.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 4 Feb 2022 19:41 UTC

On Friday, February 4, 2022 at 8:44:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<848f33fa-21a4-4bb9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, February 4, 2022 at 3:38:39 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<bd7ddb4e-b55f-4662...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 8:08:27 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<6a9201da-944f-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 3:45:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c957f832-ddb7-4308...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 3:44:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<a909a07c-10f8-4511...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 2:53:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2cd9afc-7203-4c8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 3:09:49 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bf93180a-7290-48f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 12:22:22 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a4a248b2-83f2-4cbd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 5:39:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76378208-1236-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<186cd6fd-c098-476c...@googlegro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 1:59:54
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<436007bd-08c5-4c2a...@googleg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 7:22:07
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c16fd9d9-203e-4d3a...@googl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11:24:22
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79d5c37a-8971-4cc2...@goo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:45:29
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That os one way to discharge their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aggressions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just don't understand it we have
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > matters
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you listen here buddy boy I was having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exchanging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns with you and then you pull out the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would've kept on with normal puns but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really irritated me and I flew into my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage syndrome and I just telling you that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoulders
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God save your immoral soul
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you would sentence me to soul-itary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > confinement??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you ask shoe Ally trying to be nice now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible duncecap episode?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are cretin a wrong impression of me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, cretin is a good impression of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stupe to that after complaining about my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > retort???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of this,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > roll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chinese soup?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not long at all because had I been there any length of time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boiled to death.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But that is baking the question. Just how long has this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fermenting in your mind??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, quite a while, it seems my head, its interior cavity that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for nothing but making whine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So your motto is “Whine, women and song”???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > When women first see me they are repulsed and they begin crying,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > break out into the most horrible song they can think of , so we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation of whine women and song.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > What they say does not mean a sing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > My singing is so bad they put me in Sing-Sing because of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I sing so poorly because when I was young my two brothers whenever
> > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > sing put their hands over their ears and screamed for me to stop,
> > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > hurting our ears.
> > > > > > > > > > > They gave you the best ears of their lives.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > That farmer worked hard to grow some really nice corn and then give
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > brothers.
> > > > > > > > > That could get him arrested for the distribution of cornography.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Isn't cornography the process of taking photographs of calluses on your
> > > > > > > > feet?
> > > > > > > You are a corn-ucopia of misinformation.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, I know Miss Information. I also know Miss Conception, Miss Ogenist,
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > Miss Texas , 1956.
> > > > > But your relations with them were only hit and miss.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I once walked up to a Miss who was no relation to me and asked her if she
> > > > would like to engage in sexual intercourse . She replied "Sir, I am a
> > > > married
> > > > woman " to which I replied "Is your husband into threesomes?”
> > > You mrs the point
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > One time I was bird hunting with a friend and we had a really good pointer
> > dog along and I was talking to my friend and the dog was pointing at a bird
> > and my friend told me "you were looking at me and not at the dog ; you missed
> > the point.”
> Just so you are not like the cold eskimo who ran out of firewood and threw
> another dog on the fire.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 4 Feb 2022 21:25 UTC

On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<06f55489-3939-4071-9d25-afc560e335b8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, February 4, 2022 at 8:44:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<848f33fa-21a4-4bb9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, February 4, 2022 at 3:38:39 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Feb 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<bd7ddb4e-b55f-4662...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 8:08:27 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Feb 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<6a9201da-944f-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 3:45:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c957f832-ddb7-4308...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 3:44:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<a909a07c-10f8-4511...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 2:53:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2cd9afc-7203-4c8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 3:09:49 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bf93180a-7290-48f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 12:22:22 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a4a248b2-83f2-4cbd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 5:39:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76378208-1236-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982...@googlegro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<186cd6fd-c098-476c...@googleg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 1:59:54
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<436007bd-08c5-4c2a...@googl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 7:22:07
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c16fd9d9-203e-4d3a...@goo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11:24:22
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79d5c37a-8971-4cc2...@g
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4:45:29
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That os one way to discharge their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > aggressions
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > only
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instantiate
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them one at a time so they're actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say is I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to take THAT action!!!!! it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Figures.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you listen here buddy boy I was having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > exchanging
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > funny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > puns with you and then you pull out the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mad
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I would've kept on with normal puns but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pulling
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > card
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really irritated me and I flew into my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage syndrome and I just telling you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoulders
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God save your immoral soul
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you would sentence me to soul-itary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > confinement??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you ask shoe Ally trying to be nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible duncecap episode?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are cretin a wrong impression of me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, cretin is a good impression of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stupe to that after complaining about my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > retort???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of this,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > roll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chinese soup?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not long at all because had I been there any length of time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boiled to death.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But that is baking the question. Just how long has this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fermenting in your mind??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, quite a while, it seems my head, its interior cavity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for nothing but making whine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So your motto is “Whine, women and song”???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When women first see me they are repulsed and they begin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crying,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > break out into the most horrible song they can think of , so we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation of whine women and song.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What they say does not mean a sing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > My singing is so bad they put me in Sing-Sing because of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I sing so poorly because when I was young my two brothers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > whenever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sing put their hands over their ears and screamed for me to stop,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > hurting our ears.
> > > > > > > > > > > > They gave you the best ears of their lives.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > That farmer worked hard to grow some really nice corn and then give
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > brothers.
> > > > > > > > > > That could get him arrested for the distribution of cornography.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Isn't cornography the process of taking photographs of calluses on
> > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > feet?
> > > > > > > > You are a corn-ucopia of misinformation.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, I know Miss Information. I also know Miss Conception, Miss
> > > > > > > Ogenist,
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > Miss Texas , 1956.
> > > > > > But your relations with them were only hit and miss.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I once walked up to a Miss who was no relation to me and asked her if she
> > > > > would like to engage in sexual intercourse . She replied "Sir, I am a
> > > > > married
> > > > > woman " to which I replied "Is your husband into threesomes?”
> > > > You mrs the point
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > One time I was bird hunting with a friend and we had a really good pointer
> > > dog along and I was talking to my friend and the dog was pointing at a bird
> > > and my friend told me "you were looking at me and not at the dog ; you
> > > missed
> > > the point.”
> > Just so you are not like the cold eskimo who ran out of firewood and threw
> > another dog on the fire.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> And after the Eskimo threw the dog on the fire he looked all around him and
> said "Doggone”.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 5 Feb 2022 03:08 UTC

On Friday, February 4, 2022 at 3:25:21 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<06f55489-3939-4071...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, February 4, 2022 at 8:44:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<848f33fa-21a4-4bb9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, February 4, 2022 at 3:38:39 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<bd7ddb4e-b55f-4662...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 8:08:27 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Feb 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<6a9201da-944f-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 3:45:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c957f832-ddb7-4308...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 3:44:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a909a07c-10f8-4511...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 2:53:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2cd9afc-7203-4c8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 3:09:49 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bf93180a-7290-48f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 12:22:22 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a4a248b2-83f2-4cbd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 5:39:07 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76378208-1236-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982...@googlegro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<186cd6fd-c098-476c...@googleg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 1:59:54
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<436007bd-08c5-4c2a...@googl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 7:22:07
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > number of thoughts in your head well
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing I
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say is I want my dolly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You want to take THAT action!!!!! it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Figures.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you listen here buddy boy I was having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dunce
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cap
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > really irritated me and I flew into my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage syndrome and I just telling you
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoulders
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God save your immoral soul
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you would sentence me to soul-itary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > confinement??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you ask shoe Ally trying to be nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible duncecap episode?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are cretin a wrong impression of me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, cretin is a good impression of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stupe to that after complaining about my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > retort???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of this,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boy.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > roll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chinese soup?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not long at all because had I been there any length of time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boiled to death.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But that is baking the question. Just how long has this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fermenting in your mind??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, quite a while, it seems my head, its interior cavity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for nothing but making whine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So your motto is “Whine, women and song”???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When women first see me they are repulsed and they begin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crying,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > break out into the most horrible song they can think of , so we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation of whine women and song.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What they say does not mean a sing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > My singing is so bad they put me in Sing-Sing because of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I sing so poorly because when I was young my two brothers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > whenever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sing put their hands over their ears and screamed for me to stop,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hurting our ears.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > They gave you the best ears of their lives.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > That farmer worked hard to grow some really nice corn and then give
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > brothers.
> > > > > > > > > > > That could get him arrested for the distribution of cornography.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Isn't cornography the process of taking photographs of calluses on
> > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > feet?
> > > > > > > > > You are a corn-ucopia of misinformation.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, I know Miss Information. I also know Miss Conception, Miss
> > > > > > > > Ogenist,
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > Miss Texas , 1956.
> > > > > > > But your relations with them were only hit and miss.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I once walked up to a Miss who was no relation to me and asked her if she
> > > > > > would like to engage in sexual intercourse . She replied "Sir, I am a
> > > > > > married
> > > > > > woman " to which I replied "Is your husband into threesomes?”
> > > > > You mrs the point
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > One time I was bird hunting with a friend and we had a really good pointer
> > > > dog along and I was talking to my friend and the dog was pointing at a bird
> > > > and my friend told me "you were looking at me and not at the dog ; you
> > > > missed
> > > > the point.”
> > > Just so you are not like the cold eskimo who ran out of firewood and threw
> > > another dog on the fire.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > And after the Eskimo threw the dog on the fire he looked all around him and
> > said "Doggone”.
> Mutt-ing but the facts
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 5 Feb 2022 10:50 UTC

On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce-8f9b-7ef2379ebd2dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, February 4, 2022 at 3:25:21 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<06f55489-3939-4071...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, February 4, 2022 at 8:44:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<848f33fa-21a4-4bb9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, February 4, 2022 at 3:38:39 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Feb 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<bd7ddb4e-b55f-4662...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 8:08:27 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Feb 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<6a9201da-944f-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 3:45:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c957f832-ddb7-4308...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 3:44:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a909a07c-10f8-4511...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 2:53:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2cd9afc-7203-4c8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 3:09:49 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bf93180a-7290-48f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 12:22:22 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a4a248b2-83f2-4cbd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 5:39:07 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76378208-1236-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > because
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fly
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rage syndrome and I just telling you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoulders
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > may
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God save your immoral soul
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you would sentence me to soul-itary
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > confinement??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you ask shoe Ally trying to be nice
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > now
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > things
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > before
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > horrible duncecap episode?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You are cretin a wrong impression of me.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, cretin is a good impression of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stupe to that after complaining about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > retort???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You keep your chemistry equipment out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > buddy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boy.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come out and fight! I can whip you with one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pun
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tied
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > roll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chinese soup?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not long at all because had I been there any length of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boiled to death.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But that is baking the question. Just how long has this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fermenting in your mind??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, quite a while, it seems my head, its interior cavity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for nothing but making whine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So your motto is “Whine, women and song”???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When women first see me they are repulsed and they begin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crying,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > break out into the most horrible song they can think of , so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation of whine women and song.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What they say does not mean a sing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My singing is so bad they put me in Sing-Sing because of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I sing so poorly because when I was young my two brothers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whenever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sing put their hands over their ears and screamed for me to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hurting our ears.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > They gave you the best ears of their lives.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That farmer worked hard to grow some really nice corn and then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That could get him arrested for the distribution of cornography.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Isn't cornography the process of taking photographs of calluses on
> > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > feet?
> > > > > > > > > > You are a corn-ucopia of misinformation.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes, I know Miss Information. I also know Miss Conception, Miss
> > > > > > > > > Ogenist,
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > Miss Texas , 1956.
> > > > > > > > But your relations with them were only hit and miss.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I once walked up to a Miss who was no relation to me and asked her if
> > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > would like to engage in sexual intercourse . She replied "Sir, I am a
> > > > > > > married
> > > > > > > woman " to which I replied "Is your husband into threesomes?”
> > > > > > You mrs the point
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > One time I was bird hunting with a friend and we had a really good
> > > > > pointer
> > > > > dog along and I was talking to my friend and the dog was pointing at a
> > > > > bird
> > > > > and my friend told me "you were looking at me and not at the dog ; you
> > > > > missed
> > > > > the point.”
> > > > Just so you are not like the cold eskimo who ran out of firewood and threw
> > > > another dog on the fire.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > And after the Eskimo threw the dog on the fire he looked all around him and
> > > said "Doggone”.
> > Mutt-ing but the facts
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal sideburns and started
> eating beef.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 5 Feb 2022 14:41 UTC

On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, February 4, 2022 at 3:25:21 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<06f55489-3939-4071...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, February 4, 2022 at 8:44:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<848f33fa-21a4-4bb9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, February 4, 2022 at 3:38:39 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Feb 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<bd7ddb4e-b55f-4662...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 8:08:27 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Feb 3, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<6a9201da-944f-4b66...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, February 3, 2022 at 3:45:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c957f832-ddb7-4308...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 3:44:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 2, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a909a07c-10f8-4511...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, February 2, 2022 at 2:53:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a2cd9afc-7203-4c8e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 3:09:49 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<bf93180a-7290-48f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 12:22:22 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Feb 1, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a4a248b2-83f2-4cbd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, February 1, 2022 at 5:39:07 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<76378208-1236-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 11:05:22 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 31, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<558d52f0-b289-469b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 31, 2022 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fa3ca6dc-f6a9-42e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:31:33 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4b1e9bcb-ff27-4663...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > i'm pop On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 12:17:45 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 30, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<05d70e1e-b3e7-42f1...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 30, 2022 at 3:47:07 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<67eca5fc-faad-487b...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 4:02:02 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 29, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c15ba9cd-e35a-42ee...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 7:13:04 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 29, 2022 at 5:35:26 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<aa5b4bdd-8171-45fb...@googlegro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 10:24:55 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<51a48665-36ff-4982...@googleg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 28, 2022 at 3:16:33
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<186cd6fd-c098-476c...@googl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1:59:54
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<436007bd-08c5-4c2a...@goo
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 7:22:07
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2022, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c16fd9d9-203e-4d3a...@g
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > behind
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > back!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You should not say such things joust in fun.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > try
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bicker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > man in these things.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am going to build a factory whose methodology
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > joust-in-time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I plant that idea in your mind? What ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > works....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You did plant the idea in my mind and as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the roots grow it's agonizing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did I catch you with your plants down???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You caught me with my plants down ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you caught me unawares.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weed shall see how it turns out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I was invited to a party , they said there would be a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ho's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned out they were planting a community garden.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your understanding of the situation was fund wanton...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's my understanding that wonton is some kind of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > roll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bowl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chinese soup?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How long have you been in a stew over that question??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Not long at all because had I been there any length of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > boiled to death.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But that is baking the question. Just how long has this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > problem
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fermenting in your mind??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, quite a while, it seems my head, its interior cavity
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for nothing but making whine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So your motto is “Whine, women and song”???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When women first see me they are repulsed and they begin
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crying,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > break out into the most horrible song they can think of , so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > situation of whine women and song.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What they say does not mean a sing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My singing is so bad they put me in Sing-Sing because of it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I sing so poorly because when I was young my two brothers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whenever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tried
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sing put their hands over their ears and screamed for me to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stop,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > hurting our ears.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > They gave you the best ears of their lives.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That farmer worked hard to grow some really nice corn and then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > give
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > brothers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That could get him arrested for the distribution of cornography.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Isn't cornography the process of taking photographs of calluses on
> > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > feet?
> > > > > > > > > > > You are a corn-ucopia of misinformation.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, I know Miss Information. I also know Miss Conception, Miss
> > > > > > > > > > Ogenist,
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > Miss Texas , 1956.
> > > > > > > > > But your relations with them were only hit and miss.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I once walked up to a Miss who was no relation to me and asked her if
> > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > would like to engage in sexual intercourse . She replied "Sir, I am a
> > > > > > > > married
> > > > > > > > woman " to which I replied "Is your husband into threesomes?”
> > > > > > > You mrs the point
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > One time I was bird hunting with a friend and we had a really good
> > > > > > pointer
> > > > > > dog along and I was talking to my friend and the dog was pointing at a
> > > > > > bird
> > > > > > and my friend told me "you were looking at me and not at the dog ; you
> > > > > > missed
> > > > > > the point.”
> > > > > Just so you are not like the cold eskimo who ran out of firewood and threw
> > > > > another dog on the fire.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > And after the Eskimo threw the dog on the fire he looked all around him and
> > > > said "Doggone”.
> > > Mutt-ing but the facts
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal sideburns and started
> > eating beef.
> Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sat, 5 Feb 2022 21:31 UTC

On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9-a53d-a15ed94874bfn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal sideburns and started
> > > eating beef.
> > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was fixing a turkey one time
> snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was lamb-basted.

How about cooking Venison??
\then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 6 Feb 2022 13:31 UTC

I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal sideburns and started
> > > > eating beef.
> > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was fixing a turkey one time
> > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was lamb-basted.
> How about cooking Venison??
> \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 6 Feb 2022 13:51 UTC

On Feb 6, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<52a0cce6-93dc-4907-bf6a-b2af75352463n@googlegroups.com>):

> I'm only 3'2" tallOn Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 3:31:28 PM UTC-6, Mike
> wrote:
> > On Feb 5, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<57cf17c3-ba52-4bd9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, February 5, 2022 at 4:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Feb 4, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<1efa97c9-6f7f-4bce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > I used to have mutton chops butt then I grew normal sideburns and started
> > > > > eating beef.
> > > > Despite being lamb-acted by the vegitarians???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I had this little sheep that became a cook ,it was fixing a turkey one time
> > > snd in order for the turkey to come out right it was lamb-basted.
> > How about cooking Venison??
> > \then your motto could be B uy Sheep, sell Deer...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I'm only 3'2" tall. I like to sell short.

Boxers or briefs???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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