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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 18 Jan 2022 11:08 UTC

On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article <srk0tp$7vs$1....@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned how to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with your life.
> > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any more
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it thin.
> > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like shoe business"
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I got delayed in
> > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my shoes and he said
> > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > for that one of you should spend some time in sole-itary...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said "God, God, please
> > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just playing soul-itare..
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 18 Jan 2022 12:06 UTC

On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e-aec9-9fc9b26177d7n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any more
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it thin.
> > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like shoe business"
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I got delayed in
> > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my shoes and he said
> > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > for that one of you should spend some time in sole-itary...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said "God, God, please
> > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just playing
> > > soul-itare..
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off my chess.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 18 Jan 2022 16:24 UTC

On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse..news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any more
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it thin.
> > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like shoe business"
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I got delayed in
> > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my shoes and he said
> > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in sole-itary...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said "God, God, please
> > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just playing
> > > > soul-itare..
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off my chess.
> Part of your checker-d past??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Tue, 18 Jan 2022 17:28 UTC

On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b-80b8-d33e2b78ca36n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any more
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it thin.
> > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like shoe business"
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I got delayed in
> > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my shoes and he
> > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in sole-itary...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said "God, God, please
> > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just playing
> > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off my chess.
> > Part of your checker-d past??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 19 Jan 2022 05:06 UTC

On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any more
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it thin.
> > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like shoe business"
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I got delayed in
> > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my shoes and he
> > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in sole-itary...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said "God, God, please
> > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just playing
> > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off my chess.
> > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the fire??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 19 Jan 2022 09:09 UTC

On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e18f73d2-f72e-49a1-a940-90d3fec6ce5cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any more
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it thin.
> > > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like shoe
> > > > > > > > > > business"
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I got delayed
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my shoes and he
> > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in sole-itary...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said "God, God,
> > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just playing
> > > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off my chess.
> > > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> > So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the fire??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Actually I like to throw another Barbie on the fire ; I just love to see
> plastic burn.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 19 Jan 2022 15:48 UTC

On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 3:09:21 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e18f73d2-f72e-49a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1....@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17 feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it thin.
> > > > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like shoe
> > > > > > > > > > > business"
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I got delayed
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my shoes and he
> > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in sole-itary....
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said "God, God,
> > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just playing
> > > > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off my chess.
> > > > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> > > So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the fire??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Actually I like to throw another Barbie on the fire ; I just love to see
> > plastic burn.
> That could ignite a flame war.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 19 Jan 2022 16:22 UTC

On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ffb3655e-0f65-4a4c-bfa1-e7bd0d875890n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 3:09:21 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e18f73d2-f72e-49a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it thin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like shoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > business"
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I got
> > > > > > > > > > > delayed
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my shoes and he
> > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in sole-itary...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said "God, God,
> > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just playing
> > > > > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off my chess.
> > > > > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> > > > So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the fire??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Actually I like to throw another Barbie on the fire ; I just love to see
> > > plastic burn.
> > That could ignite a flame war.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> One time a friend and I were out in the pasture with flame throwers burning
> the thorns from cacti so the cows could eat them, and we got in a huge
> argument and had a flame war.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 19 Jan 2022 20:09 UTC

On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 10:22:19 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ffb3655e-0f65-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 3:09:21 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e18f73d2-f72e-49a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it thin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like shoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > business"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I got
> > > > > > > > > > > > delayed
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my shoes and he
> > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in sole-itary...
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said "God, God,
> > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just playing
> > > > > > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off my chess.
> > > > > > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> > > > > So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the fire??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Actually I like to throw another Barbie on the fire ; I just love to see
> > > > plastic burn.
> > > That could ignite a flame war.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > One time a friend and I were out in the pasture with flame throwers burning
> > the thorns from cacti so the cows could eat them, and we got in a huge
> > argument and had a flame war.
> As a result your flame has spread,
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 20 Jan 2022 10:17 UTC

On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<033935ae-9782-4df9-8873-1723c9512b69n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 10:22:19 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ffb3655e-0f65-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 3:09:21 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e18f73d2-f72e-49a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it thin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like shoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > business"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > delayed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my shoes and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in sole-itary...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said "God, God,
> > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just playing
> > > > > > > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off my chess.
> > > > > > > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> > > > > > So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the fire??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Actually I like to throw another Barbie on the fire ; I just love to see
> > > > > plastic burn.
> > > > That could ignite a flame war.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > One time a friend and I were out in the pasture with flame throwers burning
> > > the thorns from cacti so the cows could eat them, and we got in a huge
> > > argument and had a flame war.
> > As a result your flame has spread,
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No, my flamethrower friend didn't spread, but Darlene , my girlfriend , is
> known for spreading quite often.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 20 Jan 2022 12:21 UTC

On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 4:18:04 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<033935ae-9782-4df9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 10:22:19 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ffb3655e-0f65-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 3:09:21 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e18f73d2-f72e-49a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are 17
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it thin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like shoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > delayed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my shoes and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in sole-itary...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said "God, God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just playing
> > > > > > > > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off my chess.
> > > > > > > > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> > > > > > > So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the fire??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Actually I like to throw another Barbie on the fire ; I just love to see
> > > > > > plastic burn.
> > > > > That could ignite a flame war.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > One time a friend and I were out in the pasture with flame throwers burning
> > > > the thorns from cacti so the cows could eat them, and we got in a huge
> > > > argument and had a flame war.
> > > As a result your flame has spread,
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No, my flamethrower friend didn't spread, but Darlene , my girlfriend , is
> > known for spreading quite often.
> Have they found a cure yet for what ever it is she is spreading???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 20 Jan 2022 15:11 UTC

On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3ad5a054-5863-4e32-83b9-c155e0be833en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 4:18:04 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<033935ae-9782-4df9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 10:22:19 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ffb3655e-0f65-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 3:09:21 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e18f73d2-f72e-49a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 17
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it thin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like shoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delayed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my shoes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in sole-itary...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said "God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just playing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off my chess.
> > > > > > > > > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> > > > > > > > So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the fire??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Actually I like to throw another Barbie on the fire ; I just love to
> > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > plastic burn.
> > > > > > That could ignite a flame war.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > One time a friend and I were out in the pasture with flame throwers
> > > > > burning
> > > > > the thorns from cacti so the cows could eat them, and we got in a huge
> > > > > argument and had a flame war.
> > > > As a result your flame has spread,
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No, my flamethrower friend didn't spread, but Darlene , my girlfriend , is
> > > known for spreading quite often.
> > Have they found a cure yet for what ever it is she is spreading???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> She's the low price spread. Not that I've ever had to pay for it, though.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 20 Jan 2022 19:52 UTC

On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 9:11:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3ad5a054-5863-4e32...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 4:18:04 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<033935ae-9782-4df9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 10:22:19 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ffb3655e-0f65-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 3:09:21 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e18f73d2-f72e-49a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.com>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 17
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their whore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my building, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it thin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like shoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delayed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my shoes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in sole-itary...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said "God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just playing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off my chess.
> > > > > > > > > > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> > > > > > > > > So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the fire??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Actually I like to throw another Barbie on the fire ; I just love to
> > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > plastic burn.
> > > > > > > That could ignite a flame war.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > One time a friend and I were out in the pasture with flame throwers
> > > > > > burning
> > > > > > the thorns from cacti so the cows could eat them, and we got in a huge
> > > > > > argument and had a flame war.
> > > > > As a result your flame has spread,
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No, my flamethrower friend didn't spread, but Darlene , my girlfriend , is
> > > > known for spreading quite often.
> > > Have they found a cure yet for what ever it is she is spreading???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > She's the low price spread. Not that I've ever had to pay for it, though.
> But you only got margarine-al pleasure from it.
> You do need to make butter choices in life
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 20 Jan 2022 21:03 UTC

On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b8f0ba62-8229-4d33-9597-88b97c8721c8n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 9:11:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3ad5a054-5863-4e32...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 4:18:04 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<033935ae-9782-4df9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 10:22:19 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ffb3655e-0f65-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 3:09:21 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e18f73d2-f72e-49a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googlegro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 17
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > building, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it thin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like shoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delayed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my shoes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in sole-itary...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said "God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > playing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > chess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> > > > > > > > > > So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the fire??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Actually I like to throw another Barbie on the fire ; I just love to
> > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > plastic burn.
> > > > > > > > That could ignite a flame war.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > One time a friend and I were out in the pasture with flame throwers
> > > > > > > burning
> > > > > > > the thorns from cacti so the cows could eat them, and we got in a huge
> > > > > > > argument and had a flame war.
> > > > > > As a result your flame has spread,
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No, my flamethrower friend didn't spread, but Darlene , my girlfriend ,
> > > > > is
> > > > > known for spreading quite often.
> > > > Have they found a cure yet for what ever it is she is spreading???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > She's the low price spread. Not that I've ever had to pay for it, though.
> > But you only got margarine-al pleasure from it.
> > You do need to make butter choices in life
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I got butter at it all right ; right at the moment of orgasm a crown appeared
> on my head.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 21 Jan 2022 05:46 UTC

On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 3:03:51 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b8f0ba62-8229-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 9:11:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3ad5a054-5863-4e32...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 4:18:04 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<033935ae-9782-4df9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 10:22:19 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ffb3655e-0f65-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 3:09:21 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e18f73d2-f72e-49a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 17
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > building, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift..com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through persistence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it thin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like shoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delayed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my shoes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in sole-itary...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said "God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > playing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > chess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the fire??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Actually I like to throw another Barbie on the fire ; I just love to
> > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > plastic burn.
> > > > > > > > > That could ignite a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > One time a friend and I were out in the pasture with flame throwers
> > > > > > > > burning
> > > > > > > > the thorns from cacti so the cows could eat them, and we got in a huge
> > > > > > > > argument and had a flame war.
> > > > > > > As a result your flame has spread,
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No, my flamethrower friend didn't spread, but Darlene , my girlfriend ,
> > > > > > is
> > > > > > known for spreading quite often.
> > > > > Have they found a cure yet for what ever it is she is spreading???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > She's the low price spread. Not that I've ever had to pay for it, though.
> > > But you only got margarine-al pleasure from it.
> > > You do need to make butter choices in life
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I got butter at it all right ; right at the moment of orgasm a crown appeared
> > on my head.
> And not a dunce cap???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 21 Jan 2022 11:32 UTC

On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ceab621b-edf9-4fae-8057-c65848b518c5n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 3:03:51 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b8f0ba62-8229-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 9:11:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3ad5a054-5863-4e32...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 4:18:04 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<033935ae-9782-4df9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 10:22:19 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ffb3655e-0f65-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 3:09:21 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<e18f73d2-f72e-49a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googleg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 17
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > building, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > persistence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delayed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in sole-itary...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said "God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > playing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the fire??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Actually I like to throw another Barbie on the fire ; I just love
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > plastic burn.
> > > > > > > > > > That could ignite a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > One time a friend and I were out in the pasture with flame throwers
> > > > > > > > > burning
> > > > > > > > > the thorns from cacti so the cows could eat them, and we got in a
> > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > argument and had a flame war.
> > > > > > > > As a result your flame has spread,
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No, my flamethrower friend didn't spread, but Darlene , my girlfriend ,
> > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > known for spreading quite often.
> > > > > > Have they found a cure yet for what ever it is she is spreading???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > She's the low price spread. Not that I've ever had to pay for it, though.
> > > > But you only got margarine-al pleasure from it.
> > > > You do need to make butter choices in life
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I got butter at it all right ; right at the moment of orgasm a crown
> > > appeared
> > > on my head.
> > And not a dunce cap???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No, I didn't want to take your dunce cap away from you.


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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 21 Jan 2022 13:31 UTC

On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 5:32:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ceab621b-edf9-4fae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 3:03:51 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b8f0ba62-8229-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 9:11:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3ad5a054-5863-4e32...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 4:18:04 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<033935ae-9782-4df9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 10:22:19 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ffb3655e-0f65-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 3:09:21 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e18f73d2-f72e-49a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroups.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googlegro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googleg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 7:38:44
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.net
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 17
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo maker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > building, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > persistence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delayed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in sole-itary...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said "God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > playing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the fire??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I like to throw another Barbie on the fire ; I just love
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > plastic burn.
> > > > > > > > > > > That could ignite a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > One time a friend and I were out in the pasture with flame throwers
> > > > > > > > > > burning
> > > > > > > > > > the thorns from cacti so the cows could eat them, and we got in a
> > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > argument and had a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > As a result your flame has spread,
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No, my flamethrower friend didn't spread, but Darlene , my girlfriend ,
> > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > known for spreading quite often.
> > > > > > > Have they found a cure yet for what ever it is she is spreading???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > She's the low price spread. Not that I've ever had to pay for it, though.
> > > > > But you only got margarine-al pleasure from it.
> > > > > You do need to make butter choices in life
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I got butter at it all right ; right at the moment of orgasm a crown
> > > > appeared
> > > > on my head.
> > > And not a dunce cap???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No, I didn't want to take your dunce cap away from you.
> But I had it made just for you.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 21 Jan 2022 15:17 UTC

On Jan 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<80d383ec-a2c1-4ba1-b1b9-fdc9084844c3n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 5:32:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ceab621b-edf9-4fae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 3:03:51 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b8f0ba62-8229-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 9:11:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3ad5a054-5863-4e32...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 4:18:04 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<033935ae-9782-4df9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 10:22:19 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<ffb3655e-0f65-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 3:09:21 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e18f73d2-f72e-49a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googleg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 7:38:44
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.n
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > et
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 17
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > building, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > persistence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delayed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sole-itary...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > playing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the fire??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I like to throw another Barbie on the fire ; I just love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > plastic burn.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That could ignite a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > One time a friend and I were out in the pasture with flame throwers
> > > > > > > > > > > burning
> > > > > > > > > > > the thorns from cacti so the cows could eat them, and we got in a
> > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > argument and had a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > > As a result your flame has spread,
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No, my flamethrower friend didn't spread, but Darlene , my
> > > > > > > > > girlfriend ,
> > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > known for spreading quite often.
> > > > > > > > Have they found a cure yet for what ever it is she is spreading???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > She's the low price spread. Not that I've ever had to pay for it,
> > > > > > > though.
> > > > > > But you only got margarine-al pleasure from it.
> > > > > > You do need to make butter choices in life
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I got butter at it all right ; right at the moment of orgasm a crown
> > > > > appeared
> > > > > on my head.
> > > > And not a dunce cap???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No, I didn't want to take your dunce cap away from you.
> > But I had it made just for you.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> God Mike you know what was right that was back when we were really insulting
> each other and I get up in the morning I have 20 insoles from you and then
> return them and then you return 20 back and that's all we were doing with our
> life is treating in certain then Al came along what happened to Al by the way
> ELLEN how old is this dictation stuff in there for Al I put a high so anyway
> yeah Srouji so much fun talking to you we had a good run there until you
> started with a disparagement about this does chef thing in anyway Mike how
> much is way better than you are as far as pawns go it says how much how much
> the Apple dictation system got it wrong Herald I'm gonna have to spell it out
> HALLOCK by the way tell him he owes me for pun intended issue back about 70
> years ago have a nice day


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On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 9:17:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<80d383ec-a2c1-4ba1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 5:32:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ceab621b-edf9-4fae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 3:03:51 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b8f0ba62-8229-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 9:11:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3ad5a054-5863-4e32...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 4:18:04 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<033935ae-9782-4df9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 10:22:19 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ffb3655e-0f65-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 3:09:21 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e18f73d2-f72e-49a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegroup
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googlegro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at 12:26:01
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googleg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at 10:47:47
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@googl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 7:38:44
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse.n
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > et
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 17
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > building, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > persistence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delayed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sole-itary...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > playing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the fire??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I like to throw another Barbie on the fire ; I just love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > plastic burn.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That could ignite a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > One time a friend and I were out in the pasture with flame throwers
> > > > > > > > > > > > burning
> > > > > > > > > > > > the thorns from cacti so the cows could eat them, and we got in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > argument and had a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > > > As a result your flame has spread,
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No, my flamethrower friend didn't spread, but Darlene , my
> > > > > > > > > > girlfriend ,
> > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > known for spreading quite often.
> > > > > > > > > Have they found a cure yet for what ever it is she is spreading???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > She's the low price spread. Not that I've ever had to pay for it,
> > > > > > > > though.
> > > > > > > But you only got margarine-al pleasure from it.
> > > > > > > You do need to make butter choices in life
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I got butter at it all right ; right at the moment of orgasm a crown
> > > > > > appeared
> > > > > > on my head.
> > > > > And not a dunce cap???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No, I didn't want to take your dunce cap away from you.
> > > But I had it made just for you.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > God Mike you know what was right that was back when we were really insulting
> > each other and I get up in the morning I have 20 insoles from you and then
> > return them and then you return 20 back and that's all we were doing with our
> > life is treating in certain then Al came along what happened to Al by the way
> > ELLEN how old is this dictation stuff in there for Al I put a high so anyway
> > yeah Srouji so much fun talking to you we had a good run there until you
> > started with a disparagement about this does chef thing in anyway Mike how
> > much is way better than you are as far as pawns go it says how much how much
> > the Apple dictation system got it wrong Herald I'm gonna have to spell it out
> > HALLOCK by the way tell him he owes me for pun intended issue back about 70
> > years ago have a nice day
> It was rather barb-arous.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 21 Jan 2022 16:56 UTC

On Jan 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<076ef2ea-3ec1-4c68-88fc-bb6dd4103443n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 9:17:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<80d383ec-a2c1-4ba1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 5:32:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ceab621b-edf9-4fae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 3:03:51 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b8f0ba62-8229-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 9:11:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<3ad5a054-5863-4e32...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 4:18:04 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<033935ae-9782-4df9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 10:22:19 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ffb3655e-0f65-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 3:09:21 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e18f73d2-f72e-49a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googleg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 12:26:01
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10:47:47
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@goo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 7:38:44
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .n
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > et
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 17
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > building, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > persistence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delayed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sole-itary...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > playing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fire??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I like to throw another Barbie on the fire ; I just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plastic burn.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That could ignite a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > One time a friend and I were out in the pasture with flame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > throwers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > burning
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the thorns from cacti so the cows could eat them, and we got in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > argument and had a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > > > > As a result your flame has spread,
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No, my flamethrower friend didn't spread, but Darlene , my
> > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend ,
> > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > known for spreading quite often.
> > > > > > > > > > Have they found a cure yet for what ever it is she is spreading???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > She's the low price spread. Not that I've ever had to pay for it,
> > > > > > > > > though.
> > > > > > > > But you only got margarine-al pleasure from it.
> > > > > > > > You do need to make butter choices in life
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I got butter at it all right ; right at the moment of orgasm a crown
> > > > > > > appeared
> > > > > > > on my head.
> > > > > > And not a dunce cap???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No, I didn't want to take your dunce cap away from you.
> > > > But I had it made just for you.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > God Mike you know what was right that was back when we were really
> > > insulting
> > > each other and I get up in the morning I have 20 insoles from you and then
> > > return them and then you return 20 back and that's all we were doing with
> > > our
> > > life is treating in certain then Al came along what happened to Al by the
> > > way
> > > ELLEN how old is this dictation stuff in there for Al I put a high so
> > > anyway
> > > yeah Srouji so much fun talking to you we had a good run there until you
> > > started with a disparagement about this does chef thing in anyway Mike how
> > > much is way better than you are as far as pawns go it says how much how
> > > much
> > > the Apple dictation system got it wrong Herald I'm gonna have to spell it
> > > out
> > > HALLOCK by the way tell him he owes me for pun intended issue back about 70
> > > years ago have a nice day
> > It was rather barb-arous.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> OK that's it buddy making light of my answer you won't have a dick Stockbauer
> to kick around anymore you need to get it all back here L of magazine fame in
> York in trade person after person after pun after pun after pineapple pen pen
> pen hey just turn this dictation is putting in person instead of pun so it's
> been nice we had a long run of present country passed between the two of us
> but all things must Pass is George Harrison said it's over now adios and have
> a nice day


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 21 Jan 2022 18:36 UTC

On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 10:56:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<076ef2ea-3ec1-4c68...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 9:17:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<80d383ec-a2c1-4ba1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 5:32:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ceab621b-edf9-4fae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 3:03:51 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b8f0ba62-8229-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 9:11:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<3ad5a054-5863-4e32...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 4:18:04 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<033935ae-9782-4df9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 10:22:19 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ffb3655e-0f65-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 3:09:21 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e18f73d2-f72e-49a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googlegro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at 11:23:44
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googleg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 12:26:01
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@googl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10:47:47
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@goo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 7:38:44
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theuse
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .n
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > et
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 17
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > feet
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > size prostitutes. when men visit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > building, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > persistence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an infirmed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delayed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sole-itary...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > playing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fire??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I like to throw another Barbie on the fire ; I just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plastic burn.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That could ignite a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time a friend and I were out in the pasture with flame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > throwers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > burning
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the thorns from cacti so the cows could eat them, and we got in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > argument and had a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > As a result your flame has spread,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > No, my flamethrower friend didn't spread, but Darlene , my
> > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > known for spreading quite often.
> > > > > > > > > > > Have they found a cure yet for what ever it is she is spreading???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > She's the low price spread. Not that I've ever had to pay for it,
> > > > > > > > > > though.
> > > > > > > > > But you only got margarine-al pleasure from it.
> > > > > > > > > You do need to make butter choices in life
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I got butter at it all right ; right at the moment of orgasm a crown
> > > > > > > > appeared
> > > > > > > > on my head.
> > > > > > > And not a dunce cap???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No, I didn't want to take your dunce cap away from you.
> > > > > But I had it made just for you.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > God Mike you know what was right that was back when we were really
> > > > insulting
> > > > each other and I get up in the morning I have 20 insoles from you and then
> > > > return them and then you return 20 back and that's all we were doing with
> > > > our
> > > > life is treating in certain then Al came along what happened to Al by the
> > > > way
> > > > ELLEN how old is this dictation stuff in there for Al I put a high so
> > > > anyway
> > > > yeah Srouji so much fun talking to you we had a good run there until you
> > > > started with a disparagement about this does chef thing in anyway Mike how
> > > > much is way better than you are as far as pawns go it says how much how
> > > > much
> > > > the Apple dictation system got it wrong Herald I'm gonna have to spell it
> > > > out
> > > > HALLOCK by the way tell him he owes me for pun intended issue back about 70
> > > > years ago have a nice day
> > > It was rather barb-arous.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > OK that's it buddy making light of my answer you won't have a dick Stockbauer
> > to kick around anymore you need to get it all back here L of magazine fame in
> > York in trade person after person after pun after pun after pineapple pen pen
> > pen hey just turn this dictation is putting in person instead of pun so it's
> > been nice we had a long run of present country passed between the two of us
> > but all things must Pass is George Harrison said it's over now adios and have
> > a nice day
> Pique your words carefully
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Fri, 21 Jan 2022 20:46 UTC

On Jan 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1c2cbb18-01dd-4ced-afe6-60a986361987n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 10:56:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<076ef2ea-3ec1-4c68...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 9:17:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<80d383ec-a2c1-4ba1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 5:32:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ceab621b-edf9-4fae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 3:03:51 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b8f0ba62-8229-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 9:11:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ad5a054-5863-4e32...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 4:18:04 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<033935ae-9782-4df9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 10:22:19 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ffb3655e-0f65-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 3:09:21 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e18f73d2-f72e-49a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googleg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11:23:44
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor-play??
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infirmed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delayed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sole-itary...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > playing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fire??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I like to throw another Barbie on the fire ; I just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plastic burn.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That could ignite a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time a friend and I were out in the pasture with flame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > throwers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burning
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the thorns from cacti so the cows could eat them, and we got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > argument and had a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a result your flame has spread,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No, my flamethrower friend didn't spread, but Darlene , my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > known for spreading quite often.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Have they found a cure yet for what ever it is she is spreading???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > She's the low price spread. Not that I've ever had to pay for it,
> > > > > > > > > > > though.
> > > > > > > > > > But you only got margarine-al pleasure from it.
> > > > > > > > > > You do need to make butter choices in life
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I got butter at it all right ; right at the moment of orgasm a crown
> > > > > > > > > appeared
> > > > > > > > > on my head.
> > > > > > > > And not a dunce cap???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No, I didn't want to take your dunce cap away from you.
> > > > > > But I had it made just for you.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > God Mike you know what was right that was back when we were really
> > > > > insulting
> > > > > each other and I get up in the morning I have 20 insoles from you and
> > > > > then
> > > > > return them and then you return 20 back and that's all we were doing with
> > > > > our
> > > > > life is treating in certain then Al came along what happened to Al by the
> > > > > way
> > > > > ELLEN how old is this dictation stuff in there for Al I put a high so
> > > > > anyway
> > > > > yeah Srouji so much fun talking to you we had a good run there until you
> > > > > started with a disparagement about this does chef thing in anyway Mike
> > > > > how
> > > > > much is way better than you are as far as pawns go it says how much how
> > > > > much
> > > > > the Apple dictation system got it wrong Herald I'm gonna have to spell it
> > > > > out
> > > > > HALLOCK by the way tell him he owes me for pun intended issue back about
> > > > > 70
> > > > > years ago have a nice day
> > > > It was rather barb-arous.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > OK that's it buddy making light of my answer you won't have a dick
> > > Stockbauer
> > > to kick around anymore you need to get it all back here L of magazine fame
> > > in
> > > York in trade person after person after pun after pun after pineapple pen
> > > pen
> > > pen hey just turn this dictation is putting in person instead of pun so
> > > it's
> > > been nice we had a long run of present country passed between the two of us
> > > but all things must Pass is George Harrison said it's over now adios and
> > > have
> > > a nice day
> > Pique your words carefully
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> you've blown it buddy boy I was here playing real nice with you and then you
> come up with this dunce cap business that's it that's the end of it I'm not
> replying to you anymore you go and drum up your girlfriend ill editor of Elle
> magazine can you play with her although I doubt whether you're physically
> able to play with her judging by what you posted here all these years I'm
> gonna go tell Halik that he's much the superior pun guy that's the way it is
> Buddy boy


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On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 2:46:38 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1c2cbb18-01dd-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 10:56:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<076ef2ea-3ec1-4c68...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 9:17:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<80d383ec-a2c1-4ba1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 5:32:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ceab621b-edf9-4fae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 3:03:51 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b8f0ba62-8229-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 9:11:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ad5a054-5863-4e32...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 4:18:04 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<033935ae-9782-4df9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 10:22:19 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ffb3655e-0f65-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 3:09:21 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e18f73d2-f72e-49a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googleg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11:23:44
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@googl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 12, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 12:26:01
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 12, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0fdc3cad-354e-4307...@goo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 10:47:47
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<16950064-2079-48f2...@g
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > oo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > gl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 11, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 7:38:44
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2022, Jason Evans
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <srk0tp$7vs$1...@theuse.news.theu
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nelson was 5’4” tall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His statue in London is 16 feet
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That’s Horatio of 3:1
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The english do blow things out of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > proportion.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The English have some prostitutes
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 17
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > normal
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > whore
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > houses
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > are all out of proportion
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard there was an English promo
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > maker
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > who
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > made a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > blew
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > film
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those English promo makers make the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > best
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spots
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TV
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > watch
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > them all day long.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they get a rise out of you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > building, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > persistence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infirmed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those decrepit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one believes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delayed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sole-itary...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > playing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fire??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I like to throw another Barbie on the fire ; I just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plastic burn.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That could ignite a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time a friend and I were out in the pasture with flame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > throwers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burning
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the thorns from cacti so the cows could eat them, and we got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > argument and had a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a result your flame has spread,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, my flamethrower friend didn't spread, but Darlene , my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > known for spreading quite often.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Have they found a cure yet for what ever it is she is spreading???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > She's the low price spread. Not that I've ever had to pay for it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > though.
> > > > > > > > > > > But you only got margarine-al pleasure from it.
> > > > > > > > > > > You do need to make butter choices in life
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I got butter at it all right ; right at the moment of orgasm a crown
> > > > > > > > > > appeared
> > > > > > > > > > on my head.
> > > > > > > > > And not a dunce cap???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No, I didn't want to take your dunce cap away from you.
> > > > > > > But I had it made just for you.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > God Mike you know what was right that was back when we were really
> > > > > > insulting
> > > > > > each other and I get up in the morning I have 20 insoles from you and
> > > > > > then
> > > > > > return them and then you return 20 back and that's all we were doing with
> > > > > > our
> > > > > > life is treating in certain then Al came along what happened to Al by the
> > > > > > way
> > > > > > ELLEN how old is this dictation stuff in there for Al I put a high so
> > > > > > anyway
> > > > > > yeah Srouji so much fun talking to you we had a good run there until you
> > > > > > started with a disparagement about this does chef thing in anyway Mike
> > > > > > how
> > > > > > much is way better than you are as far as pawns go it says how much how
> > > > > > much
> > > > > > the Apple dictation system got it wrong Herald I'm gonna have to spell it
> > > > > > out
> > > > > > HALLOCK by the way tell him he owes me for pun intended issue back about
> > > > > > 70
> > > > > > years ago have a nice day
> > > > > It was rather barb-arous.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > OK that's it buddy making light of my answer you won't have a dick
> > > > Stockbauer
> > > > to kick around anymore you need to get it all back here L of magazine fame
> > > > in
> > > > York in trade person after person after pun after pun after pineapple pen
> > > > pen
> > > > pen hey just turn this dictation is putting in person instead of pun so
> > > > it's
> > > > been nice we had a long run of present country passed between the two of us
> > > > but all things must Pass is George Harrison said it's over now adios and
> > > > have
> > > > a nice day
> > > Pique your words carefully
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > you've blown it buddy boy I was here playing real nice with you and then you
> > come up with this dunce cap business that's it that's the end of it I'm not
> > replying to you anymore you go and drum up your girlfriend ill editor of Elle
> > magazine can you play with her although I doubt whether you're physically
> > able to play with her judging by what you posted here all these years I'm
> > gonna go tell Halik that he's much the superior pun guy that's the way it is
> > Buddy boy
> Do you call that spleen-did news?
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 26 Jan 2022 10:45 UTC

On Jan 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1fbcab1d-649b-4953-a719-a4eeb639a7edn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 2:46:38 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1c2cbb18-01dd-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 10:56:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<076ef2ea-3ec1-4c68...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 9:17:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<80d383ec-a2c1-4ba1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 5:32:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ceab621b-edf9-4fae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 3:03:51 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b8f0ba62-8229-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 9:11:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ad5a054-5863-4e32...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 4:18:04 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<033935ae-9782-4df9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 10:22:19 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ffb3655e-0f65-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 3:09:21 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e18f73d2-f72e-49a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > building, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > get a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or are you just engaging in a little
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > persistence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infirmed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > believes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delayed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sole-itary...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > playing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fire??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I like to throw another Barbie on the fire ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plastic burn.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That could ignite a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time a friend and I were out in the pasture with flame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > throwers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burning
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the thorns from cacti so the cows could eat them, and we got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > argument and had a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a result your flame has spread,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, my flamethrower friend didn't spread, but Darlene , my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > known for spreading quite often.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Have they found a cure yet for what ever it is she is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > spreading???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > She's the low price spread. Not that I've ever had to pay for it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But you only got margarine-al pleasure from it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You do need to make butter choices in life
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I got butter at it all right ; right at the moment of orgasm a
> > > > > > > > > > > crown
> > > > > > > > > > > appeared
> > > > > > > > > > > on my head.
> > > > > > > > > > And not a dunce cap???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No, I didn't want to take your dunce cap away from you.
> > > > > > > > But I had it made just for you.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > God Mike you know what was right that was back when we were really
> > > > > > > insulting
> > > > > > > each other and I get up in the morning I have 20 insoles from you and
> > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > return them and then you return 20 back and that's all we were doing
> > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > life is treating in certain then Al came along what happened to Al by
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > ELLEN how old is this dictation stuff in there for Al I put a high so
> > > > > > > anyway
> > > > > > > yeah Srouji so much fun talking to you we had a good run there until
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > started with a disparagement about this does chef thing in anyway Mike
> > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > much is way better than you are as far as pawns go it says how much how
> > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > the Apple dictation system got it wrong Herald I'm gonna have to spell
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > HALLOCK by the way tell him he owes me for pun intended issue back
> > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > 70
> > > > > > > years ago have a nice day
> > > > > > It was rather barb-arous.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > OK that's it buddy making light of my answer you won't have a dick
> > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > to kick around anymore you need to get it all back here L of magazine
> > > > > fame
> > > > > in
> > > > > York in trade person after person after pun after pun after pineapple pen
> > > > > pen
> > > > > pen hey just turn this dictation is putting in person instead of pun so
> > > > > it's
> > > > > been nice we had a long run of present country passed between the two of
> > > > > us
> > > > > but all things must Pass is George Harrison said it's over now adios and
> > > > > have
> > > > > a nice day
> > > > Pique your words carefully
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > you've blown it buddy boy I was here playing real nice with you and then
> > > you
> > > come up with this dunce cap business that's it that's the end of it I'm not
> > > replying to you anymore you go and drum up your girlfriend ill editor of
> > > Elle
> > > magazine can you play with her although I doubt whether you're physically
> > > able to play with her judging by what you posted here all these years I'm
> > > gonna go tell Halik that he's much the superior pun guy that's the way it
> > > is
> > > Buddy boy
> > Do you call that spleen-did news?
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> you're just totally hateful I was having such a good time trading pun after
> wonderful pound with you and then of course we all knew it would happen you
> start calling names yes calling names can you believe it call me a dunce well
> it may be true it may be true that a dance macabre but you didn't have to rub
> it in so hard and it just ruins it for me I was having a wonderful time doing
> puns with you and now it's over afraid I'll have to go back to harvesting
> pecans again


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 26 Jan 2022 14:00 UTC

On Wednesday, January 26, 2022 at 4:45:29 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 25, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1fbcab1d-649b-4953...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 2:46:38 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<1c2cbb18-01dd-4ced...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 10:56:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<076ef2ea-3ec1-4c68...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 9:17:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 21, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<80d383ec-a2c1-4ba1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 5:32:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ceab621b-edf9-4fae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 3:03:51 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b8f0ba62-8229-4d33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 9:11:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ad5a054-5863-4e32...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 20, 2022 at 4:18:04 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<033935ae-9782-4df9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 10:22:19 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ffb3655e-0f65-4a4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 3:09:21 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e18f73d2-f72e-49a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 11:29:00 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ee770db5-be7e-415b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 18, 2022 at 6:06:34 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 18, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<79bfea23-36c7-4d2e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 3:07:35 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<96be152d-da64-4536...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 10:46:15 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 17, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<561d401f-2816-4162...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > be by On Monday, January 17, 2022 at 1:49:56 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5c5eec84-1fbd-47ab...@googlegroups.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > )
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 4:20:35 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ebf64f64-85f7-4a86...@googlegroups.c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 16, 2022 at 11:20:42 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 16, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<d9018d12-2858-46be...@googlegroups
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:13:07 PM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<446e29e3-cfab-4799...@googlegrou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 4:11:48 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<63f6960e-f7f0-4081...@googlegr
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ou
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ps
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .c
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > om
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 7:15:02 AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:57:37
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c6398701-4bc7-48c6...@googl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > eg
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ro
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > s.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > co
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > m>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 13, 2022 at
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 11:23:44
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > AM
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2022, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<e9bb8eb4-ad78-4e60...@goo
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Since I live on the 87th floor of my
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > high-rise.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > floor-play??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have to engage in floor play since
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > learned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You seem to have taken that disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once had a disability , but through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > persistence
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > turned
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ability.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Or better yet : I have a limp because I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > disability
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > stride.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find it a lame excuse.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I find IT a lame excuse for doing something
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > useful
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need more data before coming to an
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > infirmed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decision
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle....@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One is in firm G if they like computers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just so they they are not one of those
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PC's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I try to act PC, but everyone tells me I act
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > decrepit.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have worn out that act -- no one
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > believes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > more
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > well, I guess I'll have to get new brake shoes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thin.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As the old saying goes “”There’s no business
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoe
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > business"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I left a pair of shoes with a shoe repair man and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delayed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > picking them up like for two years ;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finally I went into the store and asked the man for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shoes
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they'll be ready in four days.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for that one of you should spend some time in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sole-itary...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The last time I was in solitary I prayed to God, I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > God,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > please
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > save my immoral soul.” You could have dome batter
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > playing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > soul-itare..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do play soulitare, that's something I wanted to get
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > chess.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Part of your checker-d past??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How did you know? Yes, I did inherit Nixon's dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So when things cool down you can throw another dog on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > fire??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually I like to throw another Barbie on the fire ; I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > love
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > plastic burn.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That could ignite a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time a friend and I were out in the pasture with flame
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > throwers
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > burning
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the thorns from cacti so the cows could eat them, and we got
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > argument and had a flame war.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a result your flame has spread,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, my flamethrower friend didn't spread, but Darlene , my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > girlfriend ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > known for spreading quite often.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Have they found a cure yet for what ever it is she is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spreading???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > She's the low price spread. Not that I've ever had to pay for it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > though.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But you only got margarine-al pleasure from it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You do need to make butter choices in life
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I got butter at it all right ; right at the moment of orgasm a
> > > > > > > > > > > > crown
> > > > > > > > > > > > appeared
> > > > > > > > > > > > on my head.
> > > > > > > > > > > And not a dunce cap???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No, I didn't want to take your dunce cap away from you.
> > > > > > > > > But I had it made just for you.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > God Mike you know what was right that was back when we were really
> > > > > > > > insulting
> > > > > > > > each other and I get up in the morning I have 20 insoles from you and
> > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > return them and then you return 20 back and that's all we were doing
> > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > our
> > > > > > > > life is treating in certain then Al came along what happened to Al by
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > > ELLEN how old is this dictation stuff in there for Al I put a high so
> > > > > > > > anyway
> > > > > > > > yeah Srouji so much fun talking to you we had a good run there until
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > started with a disparagement about this does chef thing in anyway Mike
> > > > > > > > how
> > > > > > > > much is way better than you are as far as pawns go it says how much how
> > > > > > > > much
> > > > > > > > the Apple dictation system got it wrong Herald I'm gonna have to spell
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > HALLOCK by the way tell him he owes me for pun intended issue back
> > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > 70
> > > > > > > > years ago have a nice day
> > > > > > > It was rather barb-arous.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > OK that's it buddy making light of my answer you won't have a dick
> > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > to kick around anymore you need to get it all back here L of magazine
> > > > > > fame
> > > > > > in
> > > > > > York in trade person after person after pun after pun after pineapple pen
> > > > > > pen
> > > > > > pen hey just turn this dictation is putting in person instead of pun so
> > > > > > it's
> > > > > > been nice we had a long run of present country passed between the two of
> > > > > > us
> > > > > > but all things must Pass is George Harrison said it's over now adios and
> > > > > > have
> > > > > > a nice day
> > > > > Pique your words carefully
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > you've blown it buddy boy I was here playing real nice with you and then
> > > > you
> > > > come up with this dunce cap business that's it that's the end of it I'm not
> > > > replying to you anymore you go and drum up your girlfriend ill editor of
> > > > Elle
> > > > magazine can you play with her although I doubt whether you're physically
> > > > able to play with her judging by what you posted here all these years I'm
> > > > gonna go tell Halik that he's much the superior pun guy that's the way it
> > > > is
> > > > Buddy boy
> > > Do you call that spleen-did news?
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > you're just totally hateful I was having such a good time trading pun after
> > wonderful pound with you and then of course we all knew it would happen you
> > start calling names yes calling names can you believe it call me a dunce well
> > it may be true it may be true that a dance macabre but you didn't have to rub
> > it in so hard and it just ruins it for me I was having a wonderful time doing
> > puns with you and now it's over afraid I'll have to go back to harvesting
> > pecans again
> I thought you had left in a huff -- but looks more like a minute and a huff
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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